Slacky The Holiday Boy is once again on his monthly two-week break, so it falls to us to try to amuse you on a Saturday morning with an image of some sort. Unfortunately very little funny is happening in Scottish politics, so all we’ve got is this.
We are, as always, absolutely enthralled at the prospect of discovering from James Kelly what our vile secret masterplan has been over the last 18 months.
Wings just can’t seem to stop breaking traffic records these days.
Despite having considerably fewer posts (46 to March’s 69), April saw the highest number of unique visitors to the site in close to three years. And that’s even more remarkable when you consider how hard just about everyone is trying to stop them.
Our always-alert readers will probably have noticed that Nicola Sturgeon’s constant catchphrase this week has been how Yes supporters still need to “build the case for independence”, rather than actually do anything to achieve it.
But the thing is, she’s the leader of the SNP. Building the case for independence is literally her job, and she’s now been doing it for six and a half years. So how much progress have we made?
There’s a strange new affliction affecting the SNP: fear of figures.
Now, we should say that we don’t believe for even a second that the SNP has actually had 10,000 new members in the last two days. It’s ridiculous to the point of insulting. But purely for the sake of argument, let’s imagine it was true.
After this morning’s mini stats post, quite a few people have asked in the comments if there’s any means of comparison between Wings and mainstream media outlets. And the shortest answer is no. The Scottish press is terribly coy about its online readership, offering almost nothing by way of verified figures.
(For a meaningful comparison it would also be necessary to separate out their politics coverage from general news, sport and everything else, which they’ve never done.)
But what used to be possible was at least comparing their print sales, via the Audit Bureau of Circulation (ABC) figures that newspapers published monthly (for national media) or six-monthly (for supposedly “regional” papers like the Herald and Scotsman), which we kept a record of in our Reference section.
When we went to look at the page today we noticed we hadn’t updated it in just over a year, and figured it could do with a dusting and sprucing. But we were in for a surprise.
We’d been wondering why our traffic was so crazy high that we’d already smashed last month’s four-year record to bits with a full week of February still to go.
Two weeks ago a Wings scoop caused quite a furore to erupt around the SNP’s ham-fisted and corruptly-motivated attempts to increase BAME and disabled representation at this year’s Holyrood election.
We’ve always been opposed to what were until recently known as “quotas”, and prior to that “positive discrimination”, but have now been cunningly rebranded as “diversity and inclusion” because that’s a much more difficult thing to say you object to.
It’s easy to make an honourable-sounding case against any form of “discrimination”, because decent and civilised people are taught to automatically think of discrimination as a bad thing, even if you put “positive” in front of it.
So the word “quotas” was adopted to move the concept from a pejorative term to a neutral noun – objecting to “quotas” doesn’t sound intolerant, any more than objecting to (say) “procedures” does. So that’s fine, because you can still discuss it like adults without too much unpleasantness.
But those pushing the agenda got smarter still by changing the name again. If you say you object to “diversity and inclusion”, you sound like a monster and a racist, because diversity and inclusion are plainly good things – no decent person wants to live in a monoculture, or to exclude anybody from society – and so the debate is immediately drowned out by self-righteous tossers screaming “BIGOT!” and “NAZI!” at everyone.
And yet in the context of social policy the three phrases mean the exact same thing. They’re all systems for overriding raw democracy so as to increase the representation of selected groups at the expense of other groups, for one reason or another.
(Sometimes it’s ostensibly just penance for historical wrongs, while at other times it’s supposedly for economic benefits, and so on.)
And while the proponents of those systems will openly argue that the only group being disadvantaged is straight white men so it’s all fine (because nobody likes straight white men and anyone standing up for them can be easily dismissed as a “gammon” for lots of woke points and Twitter likes), it isn’t even remotely close to the truth.
Because in “diversity and inclusion”, some groups are a lot more included than others.
There’s still a day and a half of January 2021 to go, but it’s already been the busiest month for traffic on Wings Over Scotland in several years, despite endless claims from detractors (both Unionists and Pete Wishart types) that we’re in tragic decline.
And since Saturday afternoons are the one quiet moment we get these days – and it’s not like we can go out for a nice walk in the sunshine or have a potter round the shops – we thought we’d take a deeper look into the stats.
In 2014, it was women who stopped Scotland becoming independent.
But it was still a man’s fault, of course. Those of us who were around at the time, while many of the SNP’s earnest young activists of today were still squeezing their spots, will recall a multitude of media articles on how it was apparently the fairer sex’s personal antipathy to Alex Salmond that was responsible for the No camp’s victory.
And who knows, maybe that was true and maybe it wasn’t. We have no idea. But what we do know is that you can’t have it both ways.
Bilbo on Happy Anniversary: “What seems to get missed in the election hysteria that on woman’s issues the Scottish government is not following the…” Apr 17, 07:29
Cynicus on Happy Anniversary: “Marie says: 16 April, 2026 at 5:34 pm “My Reform candidate couldn’t even give the correct name for my constituency.”…” Apr 17, 06:11
Watching from afar on Happy Anniversary: “FFS giesabrek! Are placards promoting violence towards those who disagree not a crime? If the SNP promote such policies and…” Apr 17, 03:33
Peter McAvoy on Happy Anniversary: “I vaguely remember the airborne project I think it was fairly successful,so have it on a trial period to see…” Apr 17, 01:55
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “I think Eve Comrie has made her feelings about GRR perfectly clear. I believe it even cost her friendship with…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “George I think it was big Theo who hopped it to Australia once the game here was clearly up. Just…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “HMcH Just watching ITNs “special” this evening on shop lifting plus the social media inflamed gang shop lifting spree going…” Apr 17, 00:06
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “Fair enough George, but it will have brought the existence of the party to peoples consciousness, something MSN and (ahem)…” Apr 16, 23:41
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “it’s something I’ve noticed with you; first of all, you aren’t that smart or well-read for a start, not many…” Apr 16, 22:55
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Geri What Supreme Court Ruling are you referring to? The biggest single legal ruling of all time is what I…” Apr 16, 22:52
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “An excellent plan of action, Confused. The contracts for design, build, running and maintenance of Scotland’s gas chambers will be…” Apr 16, 22:36
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““I don’t think it’s best buddy” Here you go, Geri: “I don’t think” Fixed it for you. Pin that one…” Apr 16, 22:26
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “I care not who and how the people vote, as long as I get to count the postal votes. So,…” Apr 16, 22:18
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: ““What Scotland looks like today is a consequence of decisions made by our Westminster rulers” Dribbling havers. You’d have us…” Apr 16, 22:18
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “That is exactly what Alex Salmond was going to stand on was it not? A single issue – Independence. As…” Apr 16, 22:14
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Norway” Give it time. They’ll be fighting over access to the Arctic soon & the new shipping routes that’ll open…” Apr 16, 22:04
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Alf Baird True it will be a matter for Scots but don’t you think a wee skiffy on what it…” Apr 16, 22:00
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: ““What would Scotland look like after Independence” would obviously be a matter for the Scots alone. What Scotland looks like…” Apr 16, 21:30
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “@Jamie Have you maxed out on the antisemitism card? That gets about 10% traction on here. You might be able…” Apr 16, 21:24
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “Sorry, TURABDIN, but “some bastard English did it and then ran away” works no better in the Middle East than…” Apr 16, 21:19
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Still typing with your spare hand, James? At this rate, you’re never gonna live to see Indy. Not that I’m…” Apr 16, 21:07
Jamie on Happy Anniversary: “We have to persuade people that only independence can solve our problems. Currently only 10 to 20% of the population…” Apr 16, 21:00
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Young Lochinvar That’s a fair comment I suppose, but I don’t think it landed. Anybody with an IQ over 80…” Apr 16, 19:43
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Look – it’s the “working class hero” that’s never worked a night shift. Tosser. Can ye no hear that annoying,…” Apr 16, 19:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “The intelligent bit George was explaining the D’Hondt regional vote, and reduce unionists picking up their seats for free as…” Apr 16, 19:14
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Still vomiting up horse shit then? And Wilma’s working you from up the back by the looks of it. “Pricks”.” Apr 16, 19:05
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “On Scotlands Side just like the Alliance for Liberation political TV advert. Eve Comrie and Tommy Sheridan with one policy.…” Apr 16, 18:42
TURABDIN on Happy Anniversary: “I left «my part of the world» age 6, i have been effectively «homeless» ever since. I know first hand…” Apr 16, 18:39
Wally Jumblatt on Happy Anniversary: “They get so many votes because the old Labour vote of 20 years ago and more got so sick of…” Apr 16, 18:32
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “I don’t know how you managed it, Peter, but you seem to have excluded a lot of what the majority…” Apr 16, 18:21