Slacky The Holiday Boy is once again on his monthly two-week break, so it falls to us to try to amuse you on a Saturday morning with an image of some sort. Unfortunately very little funny is happening in Scottish politics, so all we’ve got is this.
We are, as always, absolutely enthralled at the prospect of discovering from James Kelly what our vile secret masterplan has been over the last 18 months.
Wings just can’t seem to stop breaking traffic records these days.
Despite having considerably fewer posts (46 to March’s 69), April saw the highest number of unique visitors to the site in close to three years. And that’s even more remarkable when you consider how hard just about everyone is trying to stop them.
Our always-alert readers will probably have noticed that Nicola Sturgeon’s constant catchphrase this week has been how Yes supporters still need to “build the case for independence”, rather than actually do anything to achieve it.
But the thing is, she’s the leader of the SNP. Building the case for independence is literally her job, and she’s now been doing it for six and a half years. So how much progress have we made?
There’s a strange new affliction affecting the SNP: fear of figures.
Now, we should say that we don’t believe for even a second that the SNP has actually had 10,000 new members in the last two days. It’s ridiculous to the point of insulting. But purely for the sake of argument, let’s imagine it was true.
After this morning’s mini stats post, quite a few people have asked in the comments if there’s any means of comparison between Wings and mainstream media outlets. And the shortest answer is no. The Scottish press is terribly coy about its online readership, offering almost nothing by way of verified figures.
(For a meaningful comparison it would also be necessary to separate out their politics coverage from general news, sport and everything else, which they’ve never done.)
But what used to be possible was at least comparing their print sales, via the Audit Bureau of Circulation (ABC) figures that newspapers published monthly (for national media) or six-monthly (for supposedly “regional” papers like the Herald and Scotsman), which we kept a record of in our Reference section.
When we went to look at the page today we noticed we hadn’t updated it in just over a year, and figured it could do with a dusting and sprucing. But we were in for a surprise.
We’d been wondering why our traffic was so crazy high that we’d already smashed last month’s four-year record to bits with a full week of February still to go.
Two weeks ago a Wings scoop caused quite a furore to erupt around the SNP’s ham-fisted and corruptly-motivated attempts to increase BAME and disabled representation at this year’s Holyrood election.
We’ve always been opposed to what were until recently known as “quotas”, and prior to that “positive discrimination”, but have now been cunningly rebranded as “diversity and inclusion” because that’s a much more difficult thing to say you object to.
It’s easy to make an honourable-sounding case against any form of “discrimination”, because decent and civilised people are taught to automatically think of discrimination as a bad thing, even if you put “positive” in front of it.
So the word “quotas” was adopted to move the concept from a pejorative term to a neutral noun – objecting to “quotas” doesn’t sound intolerant, any more than objecting to (say) “procedures” does. So that’s fine, because you can still discuss it like adults without too much unpleasantness.
But those pushing the agenda got smarter still by changing the name again. If you say you object to “diversity and inclusion”, you sound like a monster and a racist, because diversity and inclusion are plainly good things – no decent person wants to live in a monoculture, or to exclude anybody from society – and so the debate is immediately drowned out by self-righteous tossers screaming “BIGOT!” and “NAZI!” at everyone.
And yet in the context of social policy the three phrases mean the exact same thing. They’re all systems for overriding raw democracy so as to increase the representation of selected groups at the expense of other groups, for one reason or another.
(Sometimes it’s ostensibly just penance for historical wrongs, while at other times it’s supposedly for economic benefits, and so on.)
And while the proponents of those systems will openly argue that the only group being disadvantaged is straight white men so it’s all fine (because nobody likes straight white men and anyone standing up for them can be easily dismissed as a “gammon” for lots of woke points and Twitter likes), it isn’t even remotely close to the truth.
Because in “diversity and inclusion”, some groups are a lot more included than others.
There’s still a day and a half of January 2021 to go, but it’s already been the busiest month for traffic on Wings Over Scotland in several years, despite endless claims from detractors (both Unionists and Pete Wishart types) that we’re in tragic decline.
And since Saturday afternoons are the one quiet moment we get these days – and it’s not like we can go out for a nice walk in the sunshine or have a potter round the shops – we thought we’d take a deeper look into the stats.
In 2014, it was women who stopped Scotland becoming independent.
But it was still a man’s fault, of course. Those of us who were around at the time, while many of the SNP’s earnest young activists of today were still squeezing their spots, will recall a multitude of media articles on how it was apparently the fairer sex’s personal antipathy to Alex Salmond that was responsible for the No camp’s victory.
And who knows, maybe that was true and maybe it wasn’t. We have no idea. But what we do know is that you can’t have it both ways.
Young Lochinvar on The Only Notes That Really Count: “HMcH On the subject of ancestry and your curiously curtailed record going only as far back is 1850 despite the…” Jul 10, 17:39
Captain Caveman on The Only Notes That Really Count: “… He fires! He misses! Again 🙂 Missus full time housewife mate, and I get to choose my own hours.…” Jul 10, 17:21
agentx on It just takes a beat: “It is my understanding that legal proceeding have not yet been started. (just drafted and legal opinion published on here)” Jul 10, 17:16
Chas on The Only Notes That Really Count: “Lots of comments from the supposedly learned professor. Of course, nothing that we have not seen umpteen times before. What…” Jul 10, 17:03
Wally Jumblatt on It just takes a beat: “Perhaps we can help the police here -and maybe even COPFS: Mr Swinney stated in public that the money had…” Jul 10, 16:59
Xaracen on The Only Notes That Really Count: ““It’s all England’s fault.” Not entirely. Westminster can only govern the UK as a whole because its two sovereign members…” Jul 10, 16:59
Young Lochinvar on The Only Notes That Really Count: “CC @ 6.25 Well hold on there Bald Eagle. If you literally spring out of bed like the old 70s…” Jul 10, 16:48
Young Lochinvar on The Only Notes That Really Count: “HMcH Ehhhhhhhhh (thinking).. Nope. Wrong again “old boy”.. 🙂” Jul 10, 16:27
GB on It just takes a beat: “If a crime has been committed it MUST be pursued” Jul 10, 16:09
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: “They could commission Sturgeon to write another best-seller. Plaster the cover with complements about her being the best Scottish writer…” Jul 10, 16:07
Hatey McHateface on The Only Notes That Really Count: “Haven’t seen the torture of colonial bilingualism for a wee while, Alf. Buy it a dram with my blessing. Can…” Jul 10, 16:00
Andy Ellis on It just takes a beat: “Jings, what a bùrach! It would be somewhat ironic if what does for the SNP is ultimately bankruptcy predicated on…” Jul 10, 15:53
Jay on It just takes a beat: “100%, the constitution of the SNP renders it an entirely unsuitable political organisation to pursue any reasonable purpose, let alone…” Jul 10, 15:39
Rev. Stuart Campbell on It just takes a beat: “You mean Alyn Smith?” Jul 10, 15:38
Sean Duffy on It just takes a beat: “It’s been fairly obvious for some time that the Chief Constable and the Lord Advocate no longer work in the…” Jul 10, 15:34
Jim Anderson on It just takes a beat: “If they are offering refunds how will they validate any claims, especially those back in 2017? The accounts have been…” Jul 10, 15:31
Lorncal on It just takes a beat: “Where will the money come from? They can’t have much in coffers after the election and all those lost cases,…” Jul 10, 15:22
Skip_NC on It just takes a beat: “The only mention of HMRC involvement I’ve seen is the improper VAT claims made in respect of Murrell’s purchases and…” Jul 10, 15:17
Captain Caveman on The Only Notes That Really Count: “You’re using your own material as supposed citation? Good grief. Woeful mindset, outlook and complete lack of credibility.” Jul 10, 15:08
lothianlad on It just takes a beat: “Love this…. Youv’e got them on the ropes Stu!!” Jul 10, 15:06
lothianlad on The Only Notes That Really Count: “I Donated, but, sadly I ended up trusting the SNP. silly now in hind sight but like so many, I…” Jul 10, 15:05
sam on It just takes a beat: “Money used for party’s ongoing activities. Why would they open another account in such circumstances?” Jul 10, 14:59
Alf Baird on The Only Notes That Really Count: ““Man alive, is there nothing that you, Alf and a few others don’t blame the English for…?” Well, I suppose…” Jul 10, 14:56
factchecker on The Only Notes That Really Count: “‘Colonialism is force’ (Memmi), efter aw; hence the term ‘Crown forces’ So sayeth the esteemed professor. He yet again shows…” Jul 10, 14:51
Ex President Xiden on It just takes a beat: “In other news shoplifter offers to oay for stolen goods after getting caught.” Jul 10, 14:50
100%Yes on It just takes a beat: “Is it possible that we might now be able to believe that as more people and institutions (The National) are…” Jul 10, 14:34
ALANM on It just takes a beat: “Let’s accept for a moment that the original intention was to raise money for a referendum fighting fund. In such…” Jul 10, 14:32
Andy Wiltshire on It just takes a beat: “Keep going! Are there ways of piling on even more pressure? I’m thinking of the possible involvement of HMRC which…” Jul 10, 14:17
100%Yes on It just takes a beat: “Am I correct in saying the SNP used party money to pay a liable case regarding an elected member?” Jul 10, 14:15
Hatey McHateface on The Only Notes That Really Count: “Odd. It was as recently as 26th May 2026 that HR passed a motion requesting WM to transfer the powers…” Jul 10, 14:08