Slacky The Holiday Boy is once again on his monthly two-week break, so it falls to us to try to amuse you on a Saturday morning with an image of some sort. Unfortunately very little funny is happening in Scottish politics, so all we’ve got is this.
We are, as always, absolutely enthralled at the prospect of discovering from James Kelly what our vile secret masterplan has been over the last 18 months.
Wings just can’t seem to stop breaking traffic records these days.
Despite having considerably fewer posts (46 to March’s 69), April saw the highest number of unique visitors to the site in close to three years. And that’s even more remarkable when you consider how hard just about everyone is trying to stop them.
Our always-alert readers will probably have noticed that Nicola Sturgeon’s constant catchphrase this week has been how Yes supporters still need to “build the case for independence”, rather than actually do anything to achieve it.
But the thing is, she’s the leader of the SNP. Building the case for independence is literally her job, and she’s now been doing it for six and a half years. So how much progress have we made?
There’s a strange new affliction affecting the SNP: fear of figures.
Now, we should say that we don’t believe for even a second that the SNP has actually had 10,000 new members in the last two days. It’s ridiculous to the point of insulting. But purely for the sake of argument, let’s imagine it was true.
After this morning’s mini stats post, quite a few people have asked in the comments if there’s any means of comparison between Wings and mainstream media outlets. And the shortest answer is no. The Scottish press is terribly coy about its online readership, offering almost nothing by way of verified figures.
(For a meaningful comparison it would also be necessary to separate out their politics coverage from general news, sport and everything else, which they’ve never done.)
But what used to be possible was at least comparing their print sales, via the Audit Bureau of Circulation (ABC) figures that newspapers published monthly (for national media) or six-monthly (for supposedly “regional” papers like the Herald and Scotsman), which we kept a record of in our Reference section.
When we went to look at the page today we noticed we hadn’t updated it in just over a year, and figured it could do with a dusting and sprucing. But we were in for a surprise.
We’d been wondering why our traffic was so crazy high that we’d already smashed last month’s four-year record to bits with a full week of February still to go.
Two weeks ago a Wings scoop caused quite a furore to erupt around the SNP’s ham-fisted and corruptly-motivated attempts to increase BAME and disabled representation at this year’s Holyrood election.
We’ve always been opposed to what were until recently known as “quotas”, and prior to that “positive discrimination”, but have now been cunningly rebranded as “diversity and inclusion” because that’s a much more difficult thing to say you object to.
It’s easy to make an honourable-sounding case against any form of “discrimination”, because decent and civilised people are taught to automatically think of discrimination as a bad thing, even if you put “positive” in front of it.
So the word “quotas” was adopted to move the concept from a pejorative term to a neutral noun – objecting to “quotas” doesn’t sound intolerant, any more than objecting to (say) “procedures” does. So that’s fine, because you can still discuss it like adults without too much unpleasantness.
But those pushing the agenda got smarter still by changing the name again. If you say you object to “diversity and inclusion”, you sound like a monster and a racist, because diversity and inclusion are plainly good things – no decent person wants to live in a monoculture, or to exclude anybody from society – and so the debate is immediately drowned out by self-righteous tossers screaming “BIGOT!” and “NAZI!” at everyone.
And yet in the context of social policy the three phrases mean the exact same thing. They’re all systems for overriding raw democracy so as to increase the representation of selected groups at the expense of other groups, for one reason or another.
(Sometimes it’s ostensibly just penance for historical wrongs, while at other times it’s supposedly for economic benefits, and so on.)
And while the proponents of those systems will openly argue that the only group being disadvantaged is straight white men so it’s all fine (because nobody likes straight white men and anyone standing up for them can be easily dismissed as a “gammon” for lots of woke points and Twitter likes), it isn’t even remotely close to the truth.
Because in “diversity and inclusion”, some groups are a lot more included than others.
There’s still a day and a half of January 2021 to go, but it’s already been the busiest month for traffic on Wings Over Scotland in several years, despite endless claims from detractors (both Unionists and Pete Wishart types) that we’re in tragic decline.
And since Saturday afternoons are the one quiet moment we get these days – and it’s not like we can go out for a nice walk in the sunshine or have a potter round the shops – we thought we’d take a deeper look into the stats.
In 2014, it was women who stopped Scotland becoming independent.
But it was still a man’s fault, of course. Those of us who were around at the time, while many of the SNP’s earnest young activists of today were still squeezing their spots, will recall a multitude of media articles on how it was apparently the fairer sex’s personal antipathy to Alex Salmond that was responsible for the No camp’s victory.
And who knows, maybe that was true and maybe it wasn’t. We have no idea. But what we do know is that you can’t have it both ways.
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Lewis E. See on A Fishy Tale: “Postcolonial theory is circular-reasoning garbage and Frank Fanon was a crank.” Jun 20, 15:33
MaryB on The End Of Law: “Shouldn’t the ruling be overseen by the Scottish Cabinet Secretary for Justice, Neil Gray MSP? Shouldn’t he make sure that…” Jun 20, 15:29
Hatey McHateface on A Fishy Tale: “The US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand have some of the best pipe bands on the planet. Ditto Scottish dancers,…” Jun 20, 15:28
Spartan 117 on The End Of Law: “Errr, ok. This is utterly bizarre. This broken and corrupt state is a law unto itself.” Jun 20, 14:57
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The End Of Law: “The third last word of the third last paragraph of SPS Chief Executive Linda Pollock’s ‘NEWS FOR STAFF’ is clearly…” Jun 20, 14:55
Spartan 117 on A Fishy Tale: “100% facts, good post. Net Zero is a nilhistic cult and a scientific fallacy. Miliband hitched his wagon onto it…” Jun 20, 14:55
Ex President Xiden on The End Of Law: “Linda Pollock is under the delusion that those who work in the prison service share her values.” Jun 20, 14:50
sarah on The End Of Law: “Could this article be placed as an advert in the press? I know the MSM won’t write the proper story…” Jun 20, 14:46
Southernbystander on A Fishy Tale: “Interesting comment. Is not one obvious answer that many might be at best ambivalent about independence? Being a proud Scots…” Jun 20, 14:45
Casper on The End Of Law: “I think, we should start voting for Tories…until SNP start clearing out the rats on the ship…” Jun 20, 14:43
Knuckle_Heid on The End Of Law: ““the admissions practice remains in place” What? What are you talking about?! This is unbelievable – why can’t they just…” Jun 20, 14:35
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A Fishy Tale: “LUSH SLAMMED FOR ‘CELEBRATING’ TRANS SURGERY A Lush shop window mural has come under fire for promoting double mastectomies for…” Jun 20, 14:33
Hatey McHateface on A Fishy Tale: “Really, CC? You agree about the “fake country in its stupid war”? Oh well. If I had £5 for every…” Jun 20, 14:28
Hatey McHateface on A Fishy Tale: “Not so, Alf. We could have voted ourselves out of this “colonised state” long since. But, because we’re politically illiterate,…” Jun 20, 14:18
Lorncal on A Fishy Tale: “J Robertson: the Green candidate in Edinburgh Central, Lorna Slater, defeated Angus Robertson who was about third or fourth on…” Jun 20, 13:55
TURABDIN on A Fishy Tale: “The socalled POLITICAL CLASS in any country is not of the brightest and that is how the puppet masters of…” Jun 20, 13:49
Lorncal on A Fishy Tale: “Absolutely, J Robertson. However, that still does not explain the love affair with ‘trans’ and all things ‘woke’. What are…” Jun 20, 13:34
Wally Jumblatt on A Fishy Tale: “… because the romantic notion is far more appealing than the reality. A poor and cowardly management of the nation,…” Jun 20, 13:23
Lorncal on A Fishy Tale: “Spot on, Confused.” Jun 20, 13:16
Captain Caveman on A Fishy Tale: “Completely agree, Confused. Miliband is such a captured, mind-addled, virtue signalling moron. God help us all.” Jun 20, 12:42
Confused on A Fishy Tale: “Lara Fearnely-Whittingstone-de-Montefiore seems fragrant; reminds of Stewart Hosie’s wife. Just the type to storm the machine guns in our final…” Jun 20, 11:59
BLMac on A Fishy Tale: “Nothing shows the problem with Scotland more that the current World Cup. Look at all those Scots who have found…” Jun 20, 11:49
Alf Baird on A Fishy Tale: ““We’re colonised precisely because we’re politically illiterate” Not so. Independence is ‘a matter of national culture’ (Fanon), not a matter…” Jun 20, 11:05
Oneliner on A Fishy Tale: “……. and infiltration” Jun 20, 10:22
MaryB on A Fishy Tale: “She seems keen on Palestine, but no mention of independence that I can see.” Jun 20, 10:17
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Hatey McHateface on A Fishy Tale: “In a perfect world, everybody should get what they deserve. I can’t help thinking that what the sorry people of…” Jun 20, 07:50
J Robertson on A Fishy Tale: “I think we know from the Salmond judicial review fiasco that they ignore even external legal advice ( and subvert…” Jun 20, 06:37