While we get on with some tinkering behind the scenes in the absence of any Scottish political news – we have an exciting new comment system and the Contact form finally works again! – readers may wish to enjoy the full marathon three-and-a-quarter hours of last month’s fun indyref anniversary event at the Glasgow Science Centre.
Having solved cat hunger in Greece, the tireless Holiday Boy has now turned his hand to addressing Scotland’s crippling golfing shortage, so we’ve got a different sort of cartoon again for you this weekend.
The clip below is from a 1981 arcade videogame called Venture, by Exidy, in which you play a cheerful character called Winky on a mission to loot treasure from a series of monster-infested dungeons.
For the purposes of this article the treasure in the room above, which takes the form of a castle tower, represents Scottish politics. The room itself is the Union.
Slacky The Holiday Boy is once again on his monthly two-week break, so it falls to us to try to amuse you on a Saturday morning with an image of some sort. Unfortunately very little funny is happening in Scottish politics, so all we’ve got is this.
sarah on The Wage Thief: “Why? Surely better to stand on the list?” Dec 11, 20:27
gregor on The Wage Thief: “The Sheepdogs: The Sheepdogs: Feeling Good: “Are you close to mine Or could you blow my mind Cause the heat…” Dec 11, 20:22
gregor on The Wage Thief: “Evil Conduct: King of Kings: Change the World: “You ain’t got no message You won’t change the world I don’t…” Dec 11, 20:11
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: “Deep fried in Fanny Batter. The order that’s set off many a post-closing-time chipper rammy in my neck of the…” Dec 11, 19:51
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: “On the plus side, sheep are feeling a lot less nervous.” Dec 11, 19:46
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: ““Readers here like what I write” Nah. 1 Upvote 2 Scroll on by 3 Log in with new ID 4…” Dec 11, 19:42
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: “He’d maybe have to do what it says in the Declaration Of Arbroath and completely destroy the Picts. That may…” Dec 11, 19:33
Campbell Clansman on The Wage Thief: “The “Claim of Right,” promoted by morons like Alf and Sarah as part of a (non-existent) “Scottish Constitution,” IS “sectarian…” Dec 11, 19:28
Zander Tait on The Wage Thief: “Ha ha. More lies from Grendel. 6 up votes in 26 minutes for me and numerous down votes for you…” Dec 11, 19:23
Young Lochinvar on The Wage Thief: “Codename Beef Curtains..” Dec 11, 19:20
Young Lochinvar on The Wage Thief: “Maybe she’ll team up with Jean Paul Gautier and release Eau de Colon..” Dec 11, 19:06
Captain Caveman on The Wage Thief: ““Rammy in the chipper” …? I think not. These lot barely leave the safety of their mum’s spare bedroom lol,…” Dec 11, 19:01
Campbell Clansman on The Wage Thief: “6 upvotes in 3 minutes! Very impressive! I guess we now know how many aliases “Zander” posts under. My fellow…” Dec 11, 18:57
Captain Caveman on The Wage Thief: “Being told I’m “missing a few brain cells” by some fragile, witless moron who does know what paragraph breaks are…” Dec 11, 18:56
Dan on The Wage Thief: “Still tying to punt that sectarian drivel. https://yoursforscotlandcom.wordpress.com/2022/08/31/in-response-to-roddy-dunlop-qc/” Dec 11, 18:53
Mark Beggan on The Wage Thief: “For me The Cranky Show is a conspired and direct attack on our society. A threat to men, women, and…” Dec 11, 18:53
Zander Tait on The Wage Thief: “No-one here is interested in anything you have to say on any topic now and forever, Grendel. Ha ha ha…” Dec 11, 18:49
Campbell Clansman on The Wage Thief: “That would make him King Donald IV of Scotland. Of course, with anti-Catholic “Claim of Right” he’d have to swear…” Dec 11, 18:42
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: ““Donald King o Scots” Naw. King Donald of Orange has a better historical precedent. I think we can safely ignore…” Dec 11, 18:20
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: ““You’re being rather literal in this matter” Indeed I am. Take the “traditional” former European colonies – African shitholes -…” Dec 11, 18:13
Michael Laing on The Wage Thief: “It’s all very weird, isn’t it? And still there are people zealously defending the SNP and calling the rest of…” Dec 11, 18:04
Michael Laing on The Wage Thief: “Agreed. It’s certainly no’ a bonnie bairn.” Dec 11, 17:58
Michael Laing on The Wage Thief: “And another downvote for…………….Chas. Well done!” Dec 11, 17:55
Pipinghot on The Wage Thief: “Thinking the same thing. Her tattie face and the union jack. Shudders.” Dec 11, 17:52
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: ““She failed to deliver indy” “Scots won’t act” Well, now, that’s a more balanced summary of the situation. Neither Sturgeon…” Dec 11, 17:51
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: ““We’re all sick to the back teeth” Naw. For a start, I’m not 🙂 This knockabout Punch-and-Judy show doesn’t have…” Dec 11, 17:47
Stevie on The Wage Thief: “I really mentally spew a pouring seething, bubbling, witch’s-brew cauldron of vomitting expletives and curses on this wicked btch of…” Dec 11, 17:44
Stevie on The Wage Thief: “Every time I see a photo of She/her, I feel a disturbing mix of disgust, hatred and revulsion and wonder…” Dec 11, 17:39
Tartan Tory on The Wage Thief: “PLEASE STU, post another story with utmost haste! I’m sick of looking at that soor face each time I land…” Dec 11, 17:33
Chas on The Wage Thief: “Another link to mince written by………………….. Baird. Surprise surprise! Alfie boy loves himself.” Dec 11, 17:16
