The Sunday National’s front page today elicited a sigh of “So what?” from most.
We’ve already GOT a “pro-indy” majority at Holyrood and have done for the last 10 years, for all it’s been worth. But to be fair there was a paragraph in the article that at least raised a quizzical eyebrow.
It seems that it’s fine to farm important judgments out to mysterious shadowy figures who just make important chunks of them up out of thin air, and then issue them in your own name. Back in your boxes, plebs.
This clip was broadcast on ITV News Wales this week.
It’s a staggeringly obvious mess for a whole raft of reasons – a number of completely spurious, illogical and unsupported claims are accepted as facts without any sort of challenge or balancing voice (which has been standard practice on ITV News for a while now across almost any contentious political topic) – but it led us to somewhere magnitudes of crazier still.
My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
It’s almost – almost – worth voting SNP in May because of this:
Because it would be at least momentarily absolutely hilarious watching Swinney try to explain why his “100% guaranteed” second indyref didn’t happen if the SNP actually did get a majority on 30% of the vote (which is narrowly feasible on current polling).
This week The National published a poll it commissioned from Find Out Now for this May’s Scottish Parliament election, alongside a seat projection from Sir John Curtice. Here are the list-vote figures from the poll.
The seat projection calculated that the election would result in 59 SNP MSPs (six short of the number John Swinney says is the minimum needed to force a second indyref), 25 for Reform, 13 for the Greens, 12 each for Labour and the Tories and eight for the Lib Dems.
It didn’t specify how many of the seats were constituency ones and how many were list ones, so we dropped Sir John a line and asked him.
Yesterday we noted in passing that independence support now outstrips that of the SNP by more than 20 points, making the party into a gigantic liability as the vehicle for enabling Scots to leave the UK. Put simply, even when voters want independence (as most now do), they’re not willing to vote SNP to get it.
(Not, of course, that they WOULD get it if they voted SNP – the party still having no coherent or credible strategy to achieve it – but more than 40% of would-be Yes voters are no longer prepared to even try giving them the benefit of yet another mandate.)
And since what everyone loves most of all on New Year’s Day is a good old wade in some political stats, we thought we’d take a little more detail on that.
100%Yes on Echoes of history: “I’d rather Lorna Slater got the Seat than Angus Robertson, that’s how much I despise the SNP, its gone past…” Feb 8, 20:38
Marie on Echoes of history: “Better late than never doll. You happy with tyranny then? Oh dearie me.” Feb 8, 20:36
agentx on Echoes of history: “Willie says: “Time we woke up and took back control.” ——————————————- Why have you been asleep and is tomorrow ok?” Feb 8, 20:03
Willie on Echoes of history: “The noose tightens on Starmer and his rotten and corrupt Labour party. McSweeney’s departure is but a king Canute maneuver…” Feb 8, 19:37
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “@Andy Ellis On your list of those whose attachment to Indy holes the cause below the water line, you omitted…” Feb 8, 19:00
Hatey McHateface on Echoes of history: “Tell you what, Cynicus, lead by example. Explain to us the implications to you and every other Sovereign Scot of…” Feb 8, 18:34
agentx on Echoes of history: “Alternatively just relax and watch the Scottish mixed doubles colonised curling team enjoy their success (so far) at the Winter…” Feb 8, 18:31
Cynicus on Echoes of history: “What a shame Rev. that you posted this before the really big political story broke : that of the resignation…” Feb 8, 17:48
Vestas on Echoes of history: “What kind of window-licker is going to vote for that cunt?” Feb 8, 17:43
Cynicus on A Stitch In Timing: “The prime minister has resigned! No, not Starmer, but the real prime minister, Morgan McSweeney, protegé of Mandelson whose Washington…” Feb 8, 17:37
factchecker on A Stitch In Timing: “Yes, James, it is. And as I made clear previously, my reference to “Your rugby league” refers to a league…” Feb 8, 17:19
Andy Ellis on A Stitch In Timing: “Sadly for you Alf, very few of your countrymen, whether Scots speakers or not, actually buy your “Scotland as colony”…” Feb 8, 16:52
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “Ah C’moan noo, Lorna. One of them’s got ADHD and one of them’s (could be the same one) got a…” Feb 8, 16:31
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “For those Scots pondering Northy’s undoubtedly unsolicited plug for Professor Baird’s book, it must be pointed out that Northy claims…” Feb 8, 16:18
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “@YL Thanks for the complement. The reality though, unpalatable as it may be, is that sometimes what looks to the…” Feb 8, 16:10
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “The problem with that, TURABDIN, is that we’ll find the sea hoaching with fowk swimming the other way. Just as…” Feb 8, 16:00
Short Changed on A Stitch In Timing: “He can appeal to the King of England, Scottish coronation oath extract – They shall preserve and keep inviolate the…” Feb 8, 15:39
Cynicus on A Stitch In Timing: “YL: “Heck, by the time of Chucky 1 he had become (à la Teflon Tony) more English than the English…” Feb 8, 15:30
Chas on A Stitch In Timing: “I was feeling far too positive today therefore decided to read the comments for a healthy dose of bitterness and…” Feb 8, 15:28
willie on A Stitch In Timing: “James Cheyne “There is no confusion in my mind between colonialism and crimes and criminals. Both needing money to feed…” Feb 8, 13:48
James on A Stitch In Timing: ““Your rugby league is another example of colonialism that cannot be allowed. William Webb Ellis was another of these privileged…” Feb 8, 13:28
Northcode on A Stitch In Timing: “For those Scots who wander this place and who don’t already know… there can be no doubt Scotland IS a…” Feb 8, 13:15
TURABDIN on A Stitch In Timing: “LES MAINS SALES. The foundations of the British state were laid when frenchified norsemen arrived on Englands southern shores and…” Feb 8, 13:02
Northcode on A Stitch In Timing: ““I think we all get the message” I suspect the ‘message’ is far beyond the ability of your Yankee program…” Feb 8, 12:26
David Holden on A Stitch In Timing: “@Alf Baird 10.33 am. When you are in a hole Alf best to stop digging. Not sure at what point…” Feb 8, 11:37
James Cheyne on A Stitch In Timing: “Alf Baird, Some people may confuse wealth and Colonialism, As i explained in my post a morale compass and integrity…” Feb 8, 11:34
TURABDIN on A Stitch In Timing: “BEHOLD! the veil of Britannia’s insular temple is rent from top to bottom, its gods exposed as childish myth, its…” Feb 8, 11:21
Aidan on A Stitch In Timing: “Well Alf, on this one post you’ve commented no less than 10 separate times with this “Scotland is a colony”…” Feb 8, 11:19
Willie on A Stitch In Timing: “So Mandelson got sacked as ambassador and it now emerges that he got a £55,000 pay off You couldn’t make…” Feb 8, 11:13
Alf Baird on A Stitch In Timing: “Aye James, it would help if those who claim to have “campaigned for Indy all my adult life” actually understood…” Feb 8, 10:33