We’ll be honest with you, readers, if we were in a situation where a lawyer was issuing statements for us, this isn’t what we’d want to hear.
“If my client had been charged, she’d be in prison right now” is a worrying distance short of a vote of confidence in your client’s innocence.
But the statement Aamer Anwar put out for Nicola Sturgeon last night – her FOURTH in 48 hours, despite saying on Monday morning that she’d be making no further comment on the Peter Murrell case – had rather more wrong with it than even that.
Attending the Civic Justice Centre in Manchester as part of an ongoing attempt to persecute the feminist journalist and author Helen Joyce, Watson was intercepted by Greater Manchester Police and arrested in connection with allegations of harassment of several people, one of whom was myself.
Watson had been evading justice for a long time. He provides false addresses to the police and courts (which is a crime in itself), and despite numerous criminal complaints against him he manages to dodge arrest because police forces endlessly ping-pong the complaints between each other (“He lives in YOUR area!” “No, yours!”) and allow him to repeatedly arrange voluntary interviews which he never turns up to, stalling and hiding until the six-month limit on harassment cases times out.
So Cathy Newman of Channel 4 News got herself a scoop last night.
And to be honest, readers, we were a bit confused. “Gender critical views” are not only lawful things to hold and express, they’re one of a small subset of opinions that are explicitly protected as such in law. And why would a man very occasionally airing some lawful and protected views on social media be a news story? You might as well run “BREAKING: Premiership footballer discovered to enjoy cheese-and-ham toasties”.
It seems that it’s fine to farm important judgments out to mysterious shadowy figures who just make important chunks of them up out of thin air, and then issue them in your own name. Back in your boxes, plebs.
Because, y’know, you can call us old-fashioned purists or sticklers or whatever if you like, but government ministers probably shouldn’t openly lie in prepared statements to the High Court in order to pervert the course of justice.
We’ve written already about the magnitude of the error transactivists have made in bringing about the arrest of Graham Linehan on trumped-up incitement charges. But thanks to the excellent work of court reporter Nick Wallis this week, the sheer scale of it is still only beginning to unfold.
At its heart is a scarcely-believable tale about how a tiny handful of deeply mentally ill men – at the core, just three – have for years orchestrated a campaign of vindictive, hateful intimidation and terror which has caused untold suffering to individuals, done catastrophic damage to the reputation of the police, and cost the taxpayer millions of pounds, all in a desperate attempt to validate their own delusions.
It’s going to be no small task to summarise it for you. But let’s do our best.
J Robertson on A Fishy Tale: “I think we know from the Salmond judicial review fiasco that they ignore even external legal advice ( and subvert…” Jun 20, 06:37
Derek on A Fishy Tale: “…fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads…” Jun 20, 01:51
Saffron Robe on A Fishy Tale: “SNP (def.) – a faux independence party replete with faux Scots under foreign allegiance.” Jun 20, 00:27
Alf Baird on A Fishy Tale: “Postcolonial theory tells us that a national party elite ‘co-opted by colonialism’ will soon ‘disintegrate’ (Fanon), which is already happening…” Jun 19, 21:45
Young Lochinvar on A Fishy Tale: “FF Thanks, however all (possibly except the last military one) are far far too slow. The tune is “Hey Tuti…” Jun 19, 21:06
Lewis E. See on A Fishy Tale: “We often hear the SNP vote becoming like the old Labour vote – staunch clients & grudging old believers who…” Jun 19, 20:31
James on Response Level Upgrade: “““most men lead lives of quiet desperation” – then the internet came along and the likes of Beggan Aidan Chas…” Jun 19, 20:16
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “CC “Enjoying the World Cup immensely”.. More social media influencer nonsense yet again Mash, because you certainly don’t sound so…” Jun 19, 20:05
Captain Caveman on Response Level Upgrade: ““Blow it out your ass” Something you do with monotonous regularity no doubt, you fat twat. 😀” Jun 19, 19:42
sam on A Fishy Tale: “Off topic for this post by Stu. It is relevant to his engagement with Police Scotland and COPFS. https://andywightman.scot/2026/06/no-police-or-copfs-action-over-transparency-offences/ No…” Jun 19, 19:12
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Hahahaha “James” mouthing off like he could fight his way out of a paper bag.” Jun 19, 18:28
Lorncal on A Fishy Tale: “Just how is she going to be able to do anything much down there when she is studying for the…” Jun 19, 18:11
Ex President Xiden on A Fishy Tale: “To be fair Lara Bird is her stage name a bit like Elton John and Freddie Mercury. Quite common in…” Jun 19, 17:56
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A Fishy Tale: “SCANDAL AS NHS GOES AHEAD WITH ‘UNETHICAL’ PUBERTY BLOCKERS TRIAL Campaigners warn of irreversible harm as the NHS restarts its…” Jun 19, 17:41
sam on A Fishy Tale: “If you want to read 80 pages or so around For Women’s petition for judicial review the link is below.…” Jun 19, 16:52
agentx on A Fishy Tale: ““Scottish First Minister John Swinney said: “Lady Ross’s judgment has just been given down and it is a very comprehensive…” Jun 19, 16:32
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A Fishy Tale: “MARCH DES SOLDATS DE ROBERT BRUCE (Four versions): ———— 1) Pèlerinage des Troupes de marine à Bazeilles – 2013 Concert…” Jun 19, 16:31
sam on A Fishy Tale: “Before that happens, Scottish people need another united political independence party sufficiently well organised and funded to replace the SNP.…” Jun 19, 16:17
lothianlad on A Fishy Tale: “Spot on Stu!!” Jun 19, 15:55
Peter McAvoy on A Fishy Tale: “I wonder if the new MP will recognise and abide by Scots law or continue to reduce it to the…” Jun 19, 15:50
Lorncal on A Fishy Tale: “The thing is, agentx, a first term law student could have told the government this was illegal and contrary to…” Jun 19, 15:17
Captain Caveman on Response Level Upgrade: “Being called a “misfit” by a fat tramp like you, Fatso, really IS irony. 🙂” Jun 19, 15:14
Lorncal on A Fishy Tale: “That is no excuse for sitting on your hands, Iain, and shielding your cojones from a kicking as there SNP…” Jun 19, 15:07
Geoff Anderson on A Fishy Tale: “https://x.com/GeoffAn85116407/status/2067957866590289935?s=20” Jun 19, 14:58
Lorncal on A Fishy Tale: “Hmmmm… The problem is, Turabdin, the fools, the ambitious and the traitors have all come together en masse in Scotland,…” Jun 19, 14:53
Lorncal on A Fishy Tale: “As females, Jacqueline, we have no incentive whatsoever to vote for them. I am not prepared to vote for independence…” Jun 19, 14:49
robertkknight on A Fishy Tale: “Unionist SNP being unseated by unionist [insert party name here] and Indy still no closer.” Jun 19, 14:35
100%Yes on A Fishy Tale: “Who’s better placed to serve king and Country other than our very own SNP.” Jun 19, 14:31
100%Yes on A Fishy Tale: “From WGD “Three by elections and no one cared about the Murrell affair”. 1 The SNP lost 1 out of…” Jun 19, 14:29