And as the Nicola Sturgeon Loyal, led by her most faithful of lieutenants, set out to try to take control of the post-conviction narrative, let’s take a look at just what a boatload of bare-faced bullshit the above is.
There will be no trial, no cross-examination, no explanation. The people of Scotland, the members and supporters of the SNP, the wider Yes movement, none of us will ever know what really happened. Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
There is a not particularly funny joke that is sometimes told in legal circles about why a law student failed to finish his coursework – because he had no conviction. With rare exceptions lawyers aren’t renowned for their sense of humour but I can’t help thinking someone, at the highest levels of our justice system, is having a right laugh at my expense and those who have loyally supported me over the past six years.
I’m talking about the Lord Advocate, Dorothy Bain KC – a sitting member of the Scottish Government’s cabinet who was nominated by Nicola Sturgeon to that post in 2021, five months after I was acquitted.
For those unfamiliar with my case, I offer this brief summary. In March 2020 I made a short video on my mobile phone that was two minutes and thirty eight seconds in length. I hadn’t planned to make the video when I went out for a walk in a field near my home. But I was annoyed and wanted to articulate that annoyance, although at the time I recorded it I wasn’t intending for it to go much further.
Later that night, just before turning in, I uploaded it to my YouTube channel on a closed, unlisted link and then posted that link to my Twitter account that, at the time, had a modest 1000 or so followers. I then forgot about it.
Little did I know that short mobile phone video would result in me facing initially a criminal trial, then a five year legal battle in the highest civil court in Scotland and now, most likely, an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.
As the six-year fight for justice for Alex Salmond continues, we thought you might like to see this clip from this morning’s Mike Graham Show, interviewing Paul McManus, the businessman and drummer in Glasgow rock band Gun who’s stepped up to fund the Salmond family’s case against the Scottish Government despite disagreeing with much of what Alex stood for politically.
My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
On 5 April 2021, I sent a short and simple Freedom Of Information (FOI) request to the Scottish Government asking for:
“All written evidence to James Hamilton’s QC investigation into the FM under the ministerial code. This includes evidence from the FM, her chief of staff Liz Lloyd and any other individuals within the Scottish Government who have submitted evidence.”
In a 12-month period running up to the last UK general election, the UK state gave the SNP a little over £1.3 million.
In the corresponding period for the last year, after the party was reduced to just nine seats, that figure plunged to just over £0.4 million, a drop of over £0.9 million.
Kevin McKenna has a piece in today’s Herald asking the question that is now the core issue for the Scottish independence movement.
The short version of the answer is usually attributed to Mark Twain: “It is far easier to fool someone than to convince them that they’ve been fooled”. But that does nothing to explain the fool’s mindset to us, or help devise a way to get them to accept it.
To some degree that’s because – as we saw so starkly in the “NO DEBATE!” tactics of the gender ideologly cult – part of the problem is that the built-in defence mechanism of the fooled is something George Orwell described in “1984”:
“CRIMESTOP means the faculty of stopping short, as though by instinct, at the threshold of any dangerous thought. It includes the power of not grasping analogies, of failing to perceive logical errors, of misunderstanding the simplest arguments if they are inimical to Ingsoc, and of being bored or repelled by any train of thought which is capable of leading in a heretical direction.
CRIMESTOP, in short, means protective stupidity. But stupidity is not enough. On the contrary, orthodoxy in the full sense demands a control over one’s own mental processes as complete as that of a contortionist over his body.”
What that means in practice is that the fooled never reflect on their own behaviour, far less enter into a meaningful discussion of it. In Orwell’s dystopian Oceania, that was to save them from torture and death at the hands of the Thought Police. More often nowadays, it’s simply to avoid humiliation on social media.
Either way, it’s vanishingly rare to hear someone elaborate on why they’re choosing to remain fooled. Which is why we’re so lucky today.
(All of which she chose to accompany with a series of photographs that made her look like a sinister Cockney chav crime matriarch in a Guy Ritchie movie. She once dubbed herself Scotland’s “chief mammy”, but now comes across more like Ma Baker.)
But we’ve only just finished reading the whole book, so here’s the actual review.
Cynicus on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I do not wish to be disrespectful to Mehmet Murat ildan, but Scots have had monkeys governing us in different…” May 26, 19:43
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Ah, c’moan noo, Aidan. If we’re all colonised and we’re all victims, then so is Murrell. There can be no…” May 26, 19:42
Anne on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Pleased to see Alison Pearson today in the Telegraph has acknowledged you as having been the first to break the…” May 26, 19:42
Izzie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Aidan It seems the medua are hyping this to ‘get’ at tge SBP. The members are the victims here and…” May 26, 19:32
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “‘..the chief exec stealing nearly all of the parties resources..’ Yes, and the chief exec who stole the SNP’s money…” May 26, 19:32
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The Murrells are a distraction from what should be the sole objective of the Scots, and their highest priority… independence.” May 26, 19:31
diabloandco on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Like that Turabdin! AS I like Ataturk’s speech after Gallipoli.” May 26, 19:31
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “HMcH Bruce never sought a referendum from the English, he dragged them by the metaphorical scruff of the neck to…” May 26, 19:27
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “Sorry, Geri, I only just noticed you took a tinkle on the site at 10:02 AM. Would it be fair…” May 26, 19:25
robertkknight on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Izzie…you really must stop dropping the ‘D’ from your name, it’s disingenuous. Hark! Is that yon Wee Ginger Fud and…” May 26, 19:20
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “We can be sure of one thing, Northy. If you are categorically wrong on this, as you so often are,…” May 26, 19:09
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““powers which would allow it to hold a second independence referendum” Man, is there no end to their shortsightedness, nor…” May 26, 18:59
TURABDIN on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “«Instead of politicians, let monkeys govern countries; at least they will steal only the bananas» ? Mehmet Murat ildan…Turkish Author…” May 26, 18:57
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Absolute, unqualified respect to Rev Stu for having the guts to publish that fourth last paragraph there.” May 26, 18:55
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““Us indigenous Scots hiv niver taken a shit in oor ain hoose” My, Northy, but you do find new ways…” May 26, 18:52
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It’s hardly “overhyped” is it, the chief exec stealing nearly all of the parties resources.” May 26, 18:48
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Yes. Just think how much larger the yes numbers and smaller the no numbers would have been if the SNP-party-before-Country…” May 26, 18:34
Socrates MacSporran on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I am still waiting for the first memes and gifs to come out, featuring Sturgeon being questioned by the Line…” May 26, 18:23
Izzie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Well done such a boost for the Cause. Dont worry everyone Canvassing for By-election abdpublic dont seem very interested in…” May 26, 18:12
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Scotland’s newly elected parliament has called for Westminster to devolve the powers which would allow it to hold a second…” May 26, 17:53
robertkknight on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Perhaps Sturgeon can be persuaded to do some volunteer work in a hospital in the DRC…” May 26, 17:44
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““I bet there’s rich folks eating in a fancy dining car They’re probably drinkin’ coffee and smoking big cigars Well,…” May 26, 17:19
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Us indigenous Scots hiv niver taken a shit in oor ain hoose. Your favourite country, England, wis the yin that…” May 26, 17:10
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The post-colonials are punching themselves into a corner. What part You’ve been ripped off! don’t you understand. No amount of…” May 26, 16:59
Ian Smith on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Since UK short money was the main contributor Murrell is a hero for sticking it to the Colonists. As post…” May 26, 16:39
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Never shit in your own house. Be careful for what wish for.” May 26, 16:25
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