There is a not particularly funny joke that is sometimes told in legal circles about why a law student failed to finish his coursework – because he had no conviction. With rare exceptions lawyers aren’t renowned for their sense of humour but I can’t help thinking someone, at the highest levels of our justice system, is having a right laugh at my expense and those who have loyally supported me over the past six years.
I’m talking about the Lord Advocate, Dorothy Bain KC – a sitting member of the Scottish Government’s cabinet who was nominated by Nicola Sturgeon to that post in 2021, five months after I was acquitted.
For those unfamiliar with my case, I offer this brief summary. In March 2020 I made a short video on my mobile phone that was two minutes and thirty eight seconds in length. I hadn’t planned to make the video when I went out for a walk in a field near my home. But I was annoyed and wanted to articulate that annoyance, although at the time I recorded it I wasn’t intending for it to go much further.
Later that night, just before turning in, I uploaded it to my YouTube channel on a closed, unlisted link and then posted that link to my Twitter account that, at the time, had a modest 1000 or so followers. I then forgot about it.
Little did I know that short mobile phone video would result in me facing initially a criminal trial, then a five year legal battle in the highest civil court in Scotland and now, most likely, an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.
As the six-year fight for justice for Alex Salmond continues, we thought you might like to see this clip from this morning’s Mike Graham Show, interviewing Paul McManus, the businessman and drummer in Glasgow rock band Gun who’s stepped up to fund the Salmond family’s case against the Scottish Government despite disagreeing with much of what Alex stood for politically.
My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
On 5 April 2021, I sent a short and simple Freedom Of Information (FOI) request to the Scottish Government asking for:
“All written evidence to James Hamilton’s QC investigation into the FM under the ministerial code. This includes evidence from the FM, her chief of staff Liz Lloyd and any other individuals within the Scottish Government who have submitted evidence.”
In a 12-month period running up to the last UK general election, the UK state gave the SNP a little over £1.3 million.
In the corresponding period for the last year, after the party was reduced to just nine seats, that figure plunged to just over £0.4 million, a drop of over £0.9 million.
Kevin McKenna has a piece in today’s Herald asking the question that is now the core issue for the Scottish independence movement.
The short version of the answer is usually attributed to Mark Twain: “It is far easier to fool someone than to convince them that they’ve been fooled”. But that does nothing to explain the fool’s mindset to us, or help devise a way to get them to accept it.
To some degree that’s because – as we saw so starkly in the “NO DEBATE!” tactics of the gender ideologly cult – part of the problem is that the built-in defence mechanism of the fooled is something George Orwell described in “1984”:
“CRIMESTOP means the faculty of stopping short, as though by instinct, at the threshold of any dangerous thought. It includes the power of not grasping analogies, of failing to perceive logical errors, of misunderstanding the simplest arguments if they are inimical to Ingsoc, and of being bored or repelled by any train of thought which is capable of leading in a heretical direction.
CRIMESTOP, in short, means protective stupidity. But stupidity is not enough. On the contrary, orthodoxy in the full sense demands a control over one’s own mental processes as complete as that of a contortionist over his body.”
What that means in practice is that the fooled never reflect on their own behaviour, far less enter into a meaningful discussion of it. In Orwell’s dystopian Oceania, that was to save them from torture and death at the hands of the Thought Police. More often nowadays, it’s simply to avoid humiliation on social media.
Either way, it’s vanishingly rare to hear someone elaborate on why they’re choosing to remain fooled. Which is why we’re so lucky today.
(All of which she chose to accompany with a series of photographs that made her look like a sinister Cockney chav crime matriarch in a Guy Ritchie movie. She once dubbed herself Scotland’s “chief mammy”, but now comes across more like Ma Baker.)
But we’ve only just finished reading the whole book, so here’s the actual review.
Back in the 1980s and 1990s, before the internet, scammers used to have to work a bit harder to cheat people than they do now.
A popular method was to advertise a “clearance sale” in the press. You’d see an ad in the Daily Record or a local paper for an event in a High Street location – typically a vacant shop – promising brand-new TVs for £20, microwaves for a fiver, toasters for £2.50 or whatever. So you’d show up on the day and it always worked the same.
There’d be the ringmaster on a raised platform, surrounded by loads of unmarked white boxes, and he’d start off by picking some “random” punter from the crowd and bestowing gifts upon him. This guy would walk away with armfuls of swag for £25 or something (doubtless just going straight round the back with them), and the real show would begin.
Next the ringmaster would say “Now, before we get properly started, who’ll give me £10 for what’s on my mind?” (that phrase, “what’s on my mind”, was always the same). And basically they were flogging a mystery box, invariably containing a few trashy trinkets worth a fraction of the cost.
Any chump who bought one would then be escorted out of the shop before opening it, on the pretence that the bargains on offer in these sales were so great that they were limited to one per person. (There was always security on the door, sometimes even cops. There’s nothing intrinsically illegal about selling mystery boxes, even mainstream chainstores still do it today.)
And that was basically it. The ringmaster would delay and delay, punting more mystery boxes and never actually getting to the bit where you could buy a specific item at a specific price, and after a couple of hours the event would close down and the would-be customers would disperse in disgruntlement.
Alert readers will be familiar with this site’s ongoing quest for an explanation as to why controversy-plagued charity LGBT Youth Scotland continues to operate in dozens of Scottish primary and even nursery schools, pushing gender ideology onto children as young as four despite only having a remit to support 13-25-year-olds.
Last month we were, to coin a phrase, stonewalled by Scotland’s charity regulator, the OSCR, but we filed a review request and today we received – a couple of weeks past the deadline – a response.
Cynicus on Happy Anniversary: “Marie says: 16 April, 2026 at 5:34 pm “My Reform candidate couldn’t even give the correct name for my constituency.”…” Apr 17, 06:11
Watching from afar on Happy Anniversary: “FFS giesabrek! Are placards promoting violence towards those who disagree not a crime? If the SNP promote such policies and…” Apr 17, 03:33
Peter McAvoy on Happy Anniversary: “I vaguely remember the airborne project I think it was fairly successful,so have it on a trial period to see…” Apr 17, 01:55
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “I think Eve Comrie has made her feelings about GRR perfectly clear. I believe it even cost her friendship with…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “George I think it was big Theo who hopped it to Australia once the game here was clearly up. Just…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “HMcH Just watching ITNs “special” this evening on shop lifting plus the social media inflamed gang shop lifting spree going…” Apr 17, 00:06
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “Fair enough George, but it will have brought the existence of the party to peoples consciousness, something MSN and (ahem)…” Apr 16, 23:41
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “it’s something I’ve noticed with you; first of all, you aren’t that smart or well-read for a start, not many…” Apr 16, 22:55
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Geri What Supreme Court Ruling are you referring to? The biggest single legal ruling of all time is what I…” Apr 16, 22:52
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “An excellent plan of action, Confused. The contracts for design, build, running and maintenance of Scotland’s gas chambers will be…” Apr 16, 22:36
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““I don’t think it’s best buddy” Here you go, Geri: “I don’t think” Fixed it for you. Pin that one…” Apr 16, 22:26
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “I care not who and how the people vote, as long as I get to count the postal votes. So,…” Apr 16, 22:18
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: ““What Scotland looks like today is a consequence of decisions made by our Westminster rulers” Dribbling havers. You’d have us…” Apr 16, 22:18
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “That is exactly what Alex Salmond was going to stand on was it not? A single issue – Independence. As…” Apr 16, 22:14
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Norway” Give it time. They’ll be fighting over access to the Arctic soon & the new shipping routes that’ll open…” Apr 16, 22:04
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Alf Baird True it will be a matter for Scots but don’t you think a wee skiffy on what it…” Apr 16, 22:00
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: ““What would Scotland look like after Independence” would obviously be a matter for the Scots alone. What Scotland looks like…” Apr 16, 21:30
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “@Jamie Have you maxed out on the antisemitism card? That gets about 10% traction on here. You might be able…” Apr 16, 21:24
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “Sorry, TURABDIN, but “some bastard English did it and then ran away” works no better in the Middle East than…” Apr 16, 21:19
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Still typing with your spare hand, James? At this rate, you’re never gonna live to see Indy. Not that I’m…” Apr 16, 21:07
Jamie on Happy Anniversary: “We have to persuade people that only independence can solve our problems. Currently only 10 to 20% of the population…” Apr 16, 21:00
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Young Lochinvar That’s a fair comment I suppose, but I don’t think it landed. Anybody with an IQ over 80…” Apr 16, 19:43
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Look – it’s the “working class hero” that’s never worked a night shift. Tosser. Can ye no hear that annoying,…” Apr 16, 19:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “The intelligent bit George was explaining the D’Hondt regional vote, and reduce unionists picking up their seats for free as…” Apr 16, 19:14
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Still vomiting up horse shit then? And Wilma’s working you from up the back by the looks of it. “Pricks”.” Apr 16, 19:05
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “On Scotlands Side just like the Alliance for Liberation political TV advert. Eve Comrie and Tommy Sheridan with one policy.…” Apr 16, 18:42
TURABDIN on Happy Anniversary: “I left «my part of the world» age 6, i have been effectively «homeless» ever since. I know first hand…” Apr 16, 18:39
Wally Jumblatt on Happy Anniversary: “They get so many votes because the old Labour vote of 20 years ago and more got so sick of…” Apr 16, 18:32
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “I don’t know how you managed it, Peter, but you seem to have excluded a lot of what the majority…” Apr 16, 18:21
100%Yes on Happy Anniversary: “Mark, no one in this household is voting SNP I also stated I couldn’t and I won’t ever again.” Apr 16, 17:47