(We must conclude from all this, incidentally, that John Swinney LOVES the Tories, because he had no problem accepting an indyref from a right-wing party in 2012.)
If Scotland leaves the UK, who might be the Prime Minister of the remains of it is none of his business, and certainly shouldn’t be a dealbreaker in achieving independence.
If there’s anyone left in the SNP with a shred of integrity (and if there is they must be very deep undercover indeed), Swinney ought to be challenged for the leadership at next month’s conference and replaced with someone – the Lord alone knows who – who’s actually willing to pursue the party’s supposed primary goal, because Swinney has now dismissed every possible route to it out of hand.
Something rather extraordinary happened yesterday, dearest readers. Very briefly, we absolutely genuinely thought someone in a position of some influence in the SNP had taken a meaningful step towards being serious about independence.
We are not being sarcastic. Look: here it is. (Transcript at bottom of article.)
Dave Doogan is the SNP’s leader at Westminster. And let’s be clear: that is EXACTLY what the SNP’s stance ought to be. Its only purpose is supposed to be the securing of Scottish independence, and no peaceful democratic means of achieving that ought to be off the table. We couldn’t believe what we were hearing, like it was a dream.
The SNP was not formed with the purpose of denying England/the UK the government it voted for, it was formed to completely sever the governance of Scotland and England from each other as a matter of permanent principle, regardless of the prevailing political climate at any given point in time.
If England wants Nigel Farage as Prime Minister, that’s England’s business. The point of independence is that Scotland doesn’t have to get him too. No more, no less.
So obviously, the hapless Doogan’s brave and bright new dawn was brutally slapped down within a matter of hours.
Now, readers, it’s not much of a secret that anyone who’s still supporting the SNP in the hopes that they’ll deliver Scottish independence is – and let’s put this as gently and kindly as possible – a bit thick.
From a membership high of 125,000 in the run-up to the 2021 Holyrood election, fully 60% have now wised up and left, and the 40% still left paying annual subscriptions to a party that’s stolen their money TWICE and spent it on pepper pots are pretty much by definition the dumbest of dum-dums.
But it looks like even they’re just about beginning to get it now.
Five more years and they might have just about woken up.
We’ve had another email from the Crown Office. Stand by for a surprise!
Well, that seems fair enough: other than the fact that almost £700,000 in “ringfenced” fundraiser money is (still) visibly missing, and the fact that the First Minister of the country and the leader of the party the money was entrusted to has publicly admitted it was misappropriated, there’s insufficient evidence that anything untoward happened to it. Panic over, everyone. Nothing to see here. Carry on with your day.
The contempt for the Scottish public being openly shown by public servants paid from the public purse to answer to the public has at this point reached such endemic levels that we’re not sure an acceptable level of trust can ever be salvaged.
The reply above is not just evasive, not even just pathetic, it’s insulting – not just to us, but to every citizen of Scotland.
Not done with celebrating defeat in an imaginary UDI yesterday, The National has gone with another big polling-based front cover today, and the party’s woke young stormtrooper drones are beside themselves with malignant glee.
The National runs headlines like this quite often.
The sort-of newspaper doesn’t actually have a sports section – it just publishes The Herald’s – but if it did you have to wonder what it would look like.
Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““What is there to stop the Highlands or Islands …selling themselves off to the best offer?” Scotland’s imposed Anglo feudal…” Sep 8, 17:06
James Cheyne on Anything But That: “Seeing as the fashcist threat against James is duly noted from Mark Beggan whom states they are awaiting orders from…” Sep 8, 17:02
sam on Anything But That: “In Northern Ireland the signs of colonialism continue to manifest themselves. Segregated communities, separated by “peace” walls, sectarian tensions (e.g.…” Sep 8, 16:59
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “I note the replies to my comment came from three of the prominent BTL spammers, two of which between them…” Sep 8, 16:39
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Can you get a laser that fires a beam the same colour as Buckie? Confused will try to neck it…” Sep 8, 15:13
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “CC @ 9.03 “We’ll hold on there Bald Eagle”. 🙂 Agreed. Only thing to point out though is that it…” Sep 8, 15:08
Ian Smith on Anything But That: “What are the foundations of Scotland? What is there to stop the Highlands or Islands walking away or selling themselves…” Sep 8, 15:05
Captain Caveman on Anything But That: “This is all very well, Confused, but might I ask your opinion on the following? Given the changing of the…” Sep 8, 15:04
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “You do know that the fascists are coming James. Your name has already been forwarded to Berlin. We are waiting…” Sep 8, 15:02
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “How many taser guns do you think they will need to take C down?” Sep 8, 14:59
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Naw, Alf, your memory’s playing tricks on you. I’ve re-read the article at the top. It makes no mention of…” Sep 8, 14:58
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “It will be over our dead bodies Alf.” Sep 8, 14:48
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “You have been picking on Alf’s prodigy. He has spent great resources grooming James for the cult. You see Alf…” Sep 8, 14:46
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “@TURABDIN According to the WEF, the global space industry is projected to reach a value worth something between 1 and…” Sep 8, 14:45
Aidan on Anything But That: “A D Notice has not been issued, that’s total paranoia, or more likely an excuse for lack of media interest…” Sep 8, 14:43
factchecker on Anything But That: ““Praemoneo de Periculis” (‘re’ might be preferable to ‘de’) means “I give advance warning of dangers” – not a bad…” Sep 8, 14:37
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Just needed to check. Are you aware that 18 September 2025 was nearly a year ago?” Sep 8, 14:32
Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““There’s a topic?” Gie the Rev a wee bittie credit, Hatey, the ‘topic’ is clearly aboot the rapid ‘disintegration’ of…” Sep 8, 14:17
Chas on Anything But That: “This ‘care in the community’ malarky has not really worked. It is better for society, as a whole, that the…” Sep 8, 14:17
TURABDIN on Anything But That: “@ Hatey Mc FROM THE HORSE’S WHATEVER on the Saxa Vord scheme. «The UK Government said its new space strategy…” Sep 8, 14:15
100%Yes on Anything But That: “FOA Sarah I’d never heard of a D-Notice. England is very worried!! I’ll be attending SSRG. https://theaimn.net/scotlands-status-at-the-un-petition-for-recognition-as-a-non-self-governing-territory/” Sep 8, 14:15
James Che on Anything But That: “But Spartan don’t you have to re hash the old guff treaty of union to persuade the Scots that this…” Sep 8, 14:02
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Aye, TURABDIN, jobs, technology, investment. Anathema to Scottish Indy supporters, eh? I’m with you. Nae cant should be allowed anywhere…” Sep 8, 13:45
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: ““We need to destroy the reputation and credibility of the UK on the international stage” Noo jist haud oan there,…” Sep 8, 13:21
TURABDIN on Anything But That: “FOR INFORMATION: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyze8ed774o & the guys in Edinburgh say……zzzzzzzzzzzz Welcome to Scotland or rather, Wilkommen in Schottland Europe’s third world…” Sep 8, 13:20
Confused on Anything But That: “the english are all about the UN and international law and the international community and the rules based order -…” Sep 8, 12:21
Confused on Anything But That: “Been thinking … the England Pakistan Union is a no brainer and I hope GCHQ will forward this to the…” Sep 8, 12:19
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: ““180 degrees off-topic” There’s a topic? Nobody bothers about that after the first dozen or so comments.” Sep 8, 12:16
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Aye, Xaracen, that link gives us the names we sorely need. Perhaps we could desecrate their graves, or, even better,…” Sep 8, 12:11