The multi-statement meltdown that has been the unravelling of Nicola Sturgeon this week has been quite something to behold. Last night, for example, we swear our Twitter feed presented these two tweets one after the other.
And now today, just four years and three months of struggle later:
As far as we’re aware, today marks the first time the Scottish Government has formally acknowledged that transwomen are men. For our next trick, we’re going to send in an FOI asking if they know what religion the Pope is, or where bears go to the toilet.
Police Scotland have nevertheless denied that prisoners in their custody are being excessively pampered, following reports that a man was hustled out of St Leonard’s station in Edinburgh with an electric blanket over his head.
Meanwhile, following the Supreme Court ruling in the For Women Scotland case, the force’s HQ at Tulliallan was burgled by a gang of militant transactivists who stole all the toilets. Officers say they have nothing to go on.
(Kelly’s article is here. Link to Grok’s answer here. The ChatGPT analysis that triggered the article can be read in this tweet thread. A verifiable analysis by Grok of the debate, based on a neutral question, can be read here.)
He popped up on Talk TV last night, explaining how a middle-aged man twerking at a number of very young children – some of whom seemed visibly distressed – during a recent Pride march was fine because maybe the children had asked him to (which they manifestly hadn’t), and anyway it was their parents’ fault that it happened.
And, y’know, readers can make their own judgements about that.
The SNP collected slightly over 1 million list votes in Thursday’s election, which nevertheless elected just two list MSPs because SNP voters care about power for the SNP rather than about independence, and chose to let dozens of Unionist MSPs get seats rather than other pro-indy parties.
But the bigger tragedy is that one of those two was Emma Roddick.
Holiday Boy is on holiday. But remember in 2018 when Nicola Sturgeon was going to use next week’s election as a de facto referendum if the UK government hadn’t given her permission for one by now, readers?
It’s almost like you can’t ever believe a word she says.
Mark Beggan on Search And Replace: “And you are voting for?” Jul 5, 18:30
Mark Beggan on Search And Replace: “I take it that’s a no then.” Jul 5, 18:29
twathater on Search And Replace: “THIS post just goes to highlight the DELIBERATE obfuscation and lies of Logue , does he really think that people…” Jul 5, 18:14
100%Yes on Search And Replace: “I fail to see why you believe Independence is dead!!!! I would agree if David Henry is correct, its more…” Jul 5, 18:13
AdamH on Search And Replace: “I don’t think Murrell cut a deal I think he was offered it “We’re thinking of forgetting about some of…” Jul 5, 18:08
robertkknight on Search And Replace: “A thread concerning dodgy financial dealings and someone suggests voting for Reform. LOL… I guess some people don’t do irony.” Jul 5, 18:07
TURABDIN on Search And Replace: “the sunday times unveils the extent of farascist corruption, on a par with that under the trump regime….Ukania’s future? not…” Jul 5, 18:07
twathater on Search And Replace: “I totally agreed with your words then you let yourself and me down with the last two words , I…” Jul 5, 18:00
Ian Smith on Search And Replace: “What I cannot understand is why Murrell cut a deal to get £60k knocked off the £460k, since it would…” Jul 5, 17:44
Mark Beggan on Search And Replace: “It’s the same mentality that put Sturgeon on a pedestal. The same mentality that tried to silence Sandy Peggy. The…” Jul 5, 17:19
TURABDIN on Search And Replace: “https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce955jp3jz9o Scottish independence is not just dead it’s covered in concrete. Well done MI5…saviors of England’s patrimony ¡Viva Mexico!” Jul 5, 17:12
100%Yes on Search And Replace: “The murrel’s conviction was meant to lay the SNP’s embezzlement to rest, but it hasn’t. Its now got more people…” Jul 5, 16:36
duncanio on Search And Replace: “Your compare and contrast of the Crown Agent’s views of a) the Murrell use of monies from the SNP bank…” Jul 5, 16:31
Eric on Search And Replace: “I hope the lack of comments is I just stumbled in as you posted. We simply must not grow weary…” Jul 5, 16:10
Dominic Berry on Search And Replace: “I think Murrell stole from the SNP, and the SNP stole from the donors. The SNP would like him to…” Jul 5, 16:07
Aidan on Narrowing the options: “Yes Xaracen – and similar to the argument that Article 61 of Magna Carta means it is optional to pay…” Jul 5, 16:00
Ryan on Search And Replace: “Peter Murrell is a total dafty but to get 5 years for that and some get off with less for…” Jul 5, 15:44
Mark Beggan on Narrowing the options: “If I took this pish as serious as you do then I would be out there with my rubble flag…” Jul 5, 15:25
Xaracen on Narrowing the options: ““It goes without saying that none of these nonsensical alternative law doctrines enjoy any support or recognition by any authority…” Jul 5, 15:08
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: ““Far more sensible people than you very likely will be convinced” Far more sensible people and far less sensible people…” Jul 5, 13:51
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “Thanks for clearing that up, Anthem. I get it. The case for Indy is so open and shut that you…” Jul 5, 13:37
clancy wiggum on Narrowing the options: “At least with brothel keepers, you know what to expect and you can be reasonably sure to be provided with…” Jul 5, 13:28
Captain Caveman on Narrowing the options: “Good grief, you must be bored and very bitter, Fatso. It’s not all about how much more “free” stuff you…” Jul 5, 12:45
James on Narrowing the options: “They must actually think that the Scotch zip up the back of the heid. Why let the facts, plain for…” Jul 5, 12:22
agentx on Narrowing the options: ““Police are investigating claims £1.5million went missing from the accounts of the 2014 Yes campaign. The organisation had close links…” Jul 5, 11:32
Aidan on Narrowing the options: ““Xaracen says: 5 July, 2026 at 10:28 am And what on earth makes you think that we can’t build a…” Jul 5, 11:31
Aidan on Narrowing the options: “There are people in England who claim that due to their own interpretation of Magna Carta, that whole swathes of…” Jul 5, 11:27
Xaracen on Narrowing the options: “And what on earth makes you think that we can’t build a case around Alf’s stated theft of £150+Billion per…” Jul 5, 10:28