Britain really is this stupid 136
And we’re sure these guys are at least partly to blame.
Theresa May’s Crack Team 242
…is what they’re calling Jack and James now, we hear.
Draw your own conclusions about the word “crack” there.
Now featuring Scotland 142
Or so they say, at any rate. Near the end, we think.
Against all the odds 49
Politics in 2018 is almost impossible to satirise, and nowhere more so than in Scotland, where at least two of the main parties are currently campaigning on the principled policy of “any referendum we lose should be re-run, and any we win must never ever be held again because the decision was final”.
So it’s quite understandable that the Dateline 2018 team – Scotland’s only currently operating satirists of any kind (which is, madly, true) – opted not to bother with any Scottish content in their last series. But they’ve totally promised that they’ll absolutely definitely do some this time, honest, if you fund them for another one.
Yeah, we’d be sceptical too. But they only need £7,500 by tomorrow to carry on, and if they don’t reach the target you get your money back, so if you just got paid and can spare a couple of quid then fire it their way by clicking on the pic, because frankly we don’t like to think about what they’d get up to if we don’t keep them occupied.
If you don’t want to know the TRUTH 16
…look away now.
The Day Before Tomorrow Today 31
They’re back to save us all.
Wait, correction, that should read: they’re back – God save us all.