Because, for startlingly obvious reasons, even the SNP hasn’t had the brass neck to do a general fundraiser for this election, with the police’s inquiries still going on into the whereabouts of the cash from their last big appeals.
But in fact the party has managed to wring over £100,000 from the most gullible of its remaining supporters in the days since the election was announced. It’s just been a bit more subtle about it.
(Including but not limited to International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia; International Pronouns Day; International Transgender Day Of Visibility; Transgender Awareness Week and of course the whole of “Pride Month”, which is now an almost entirely trans-focused event).
Citizens of Scotland and the UK were solemnly instructed to “remember the many trans people whose lives have been tragically cut short by violence”, although weirdly none of the politicians issuing the orders actually named any.
However, since we’re endlessly being told that trans people are the most marginalised, oppressed and vulnerable members of our society, and that an actual “trans genocide” is currently in progress, we expect there have been loads.
Today is the last day of Nicola Sturgeon’s record-breaking reign as First Minister of Scotland. In a few hours we’ll know who is to succeed her in the role. She was only the second SNP occupant of Bute House, and the legacy she bequeaths compared to the one she inherited from Alex Salmond is a matter of measureable record.
The SNP having a fondness for lying about their membership wouldn’t have come as quite such a shock to the Scottish press if they paid a little more attention to this website. Because we were pointing it out two and a half years ago.
It was in October 2020 that we told you how the SNP’s 2019 accounts revealed the party’s true membership figures weren’t the claimed 126,000 but more like 87,000.
There are terms beloved of politics activists and commonly used on social media which are a baffling mystery to the general public. We’ve spoken several times of the word “gaslighting”, which is understandably used as shorthand for quite a complex thing that’s difficult to describe concisely, but nevertheless acts as a barrier to understanding for anyone not overly political.
Just 24% of respondents supported the idea of intact males who’d committed even non-violent and non-sexual crimes being housed alongside women, while a mere 15% – all of them red-flag danger cases in urgent need of having their hard drives checked – thought that rapists and sexual assaulters with their dingle-dangles still swinging in the wind had any business being incarcerated with the vulnerable and traumatised females who make up most of the female prison population.
Four times as many wanted them locked up with their fellow male offenders, while it would appear that approximately a quarter of Britons are whimpering custard-witted doughbrains who didn’t understand the question.
We’ll leave you to digest this startling and unexpected news, readers.
Marie on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Correct. They’ve come for the terminally ill and they now have their sights set on the chronic sick, disabled and…” Mar 25, 17:36
diabloandco on The Sacrifice: “A reminder that we have the SPCA ,the RSPCA is flooding TV with heart wrenching ads – Scotland has a…” Mar 25, 16:00
John Higgins on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “O/T. The Bank of England has stated that one of the reasons for the economy not growing is pensioners. The…” Mar 25, 13:32
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: ““permeated” is a good word, Geri, I’m not knocking it, but in this context, I think we can all agree…” Mar 25, 07:27
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: “Such a shame you don’t live in my constituency, Geri. I’d offer you a lift to the polling station at…” Mar 25, 07:18
Geri on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Not in the least surprised by this. Her cheque will be cashed already. She’s just the ermine to collect now…” Mar 24, 22:50
Geri on The Sacrifice: “Perfect summary. I’d even throw in the ‘I know it was you Fredo’ video evidence of her giving daggers on…” Mar 24, 22:22
Geri on The Sacrifice: “The problem won’t go away. It’s permeated every institution, every school, every workplace, every banking sector, every parliament, every NGI,…” Mar 24, 21:55
Geri on The Sacrifice: “It’s number one in the colonialists playbook. Sectarianism. It keeps the masses busy warring each other while they’re busy shafting…” Mar 24, 21:24
Colin Carroll on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “As she was in charge of the SNP for 9 years; are we to believe that she NEVER asked about…” Mar 24, 19:50
agent x on The Sacrifice: “It’s not over till the fat lady sings. (from recent photos we know who that is)” Mar 24, 18:57
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: “Look everybody! Somebody’s funding stream has been re-instated. Maybe even some backdated remuneration too. Second post in and already antisemitism…” Mar 24, 18:50
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: “Craig Who? Surely not the Craig who thinks the best kind of leadership/political party is one that hides in holes…” Mar 24, 18:44
sarah on The Sacrifice: “Very good, JockMcT!” Mar 24, 18:32
Shug on The Sacrifice: “Will he sing or clam up” Mar 24, 16:55
Geri on The Sacrifice: “SPADS. Heavily funded by three countries who absolutely do not wish Scotland to be independent. Little England, USA & the…” Mar 24, 15:52
JockMcT on The Sacrifice: “The Danielle DeFaux of our time…?” Mar 24, 14:58
Geri on The Sacrifice: “Very true. Only have to look outside of little Britain to see it playing out in real time. Even little…” Mar 24, 13:24
nutty slack on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “The referendum was a mistake that westminster was never going to willingly make again. For me, paying into some fund…” Mar 24, 12:01
Colin Alexander on The Sacrifice: “CRAIG MURRAY / ALEX SALMOND / ALBA PARTY For anyone that missed it, from Craig Murray’s blog of 6 March…” Mar 24, 11:06
Garavelli Princip on The Sacrifice: “As the late (not so great) nicholas fairbairn once said: “when I was young homosexual practice was a criminal offence.…” Mar 24, 10:33
Oneliner on The Sacrifice: “I find it strange that impending disbarment should have become but a mere trifle in the historical feast that is…” Mar 24, 05:32
Young Lochinvar on The Sacrifice: “Numbers 32:23 Sarah. Be sure yer sins will find ye out. Truth will out in the end..” Mar 24, 01:26
sarah on The Sacrifice: “Non-stick Nic – Allan Petrie’s excellent descriptor of how nothing seems to stick on Nicola Sturgeon. Sadly.” Mar 23, 22:18
robertkknight on The Sacrifice: “Strange how the words “Nicola Sturgeon” and “Comedy Festival” sit so comfortably together in the same article.” Mar 23, 20:26
Cuilean on The Sacrifice: “Bravo maestro!” Mar 23, 19:03
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: “Course she could. She’s holding up half the sky.” Mar 23, 14:59
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: “Yet again I’m stumped. The Guardian Online is reporting that nearly a quarter of the SNP’s female MSPs are to…” Mar 23, 14:57
Young Lochinvar on The Sacrifice: “I suppose it’s all in what SHE actually HAS said; “There’s not a shred of evidence against me”.. Obviously was…” Mar 23, 14:43
Confounder on The Sacrifice: “There’s no way she could jump that high.” Mar 23, 14:21