What with this poll apparently being such terrific news for John Swinney’s runaway popularity with the people of Scotland, readers might be wondering why SNP MSP Graeme Dey has apparently forgotten to include the actual figures or link to the source so that people can find out for themselves.
Although we’re retired we already wrote this, so we may as well put it up for the 99.9% of Scots who don’t read the comments on David Leask‘s columns in the Herald.
It’s a claim he’s been banging on about since at least 2014, without ever providing a scrap of evidence to support it (his standard modus operandi), and yesterday was no exception. So let’s show Little Dave how proper big-boy journalists do it.
The First Minister released a short film this week.
While it has the character of a hostage video, with terrorists just off-camera pointing a gun at the unfortunate victim and forcing them to read out a pre-prepared text, sadly we doubt that was the case. We think this is really what she believes and intends.
Even just the tweet above by the author of the Times piece fails all kinds of basic journalistic standards of impartiality, but the article itself is vastly worse.
Any time you’re not sure whether something that happens in Scottish politics is good or bad for the cause of independence, here’s a top tip for you: see how the enemies of independence feel about it.
“Running scared” would seem to be a fair, if understated, summary.
In an attempt to freshen up its usual panel of tired and tiresome politicians and pundits, last night’s Question Time (ostensibly from an oddly-vague location in “the North East”) featured moderately-known circus fortune-teller Gypsy Rose Petulengro, crossing her palm with silver for some analysis in a short break from one of her celebrated seances.
The clip above was her take on whether Nicola Sturgeon would resign if either of the current inquiries found that she’d systematically and repeatedly lied to Parliament and broken the Ministerial Code, and the strange thing about it was that for someone who was professing to be looking into the future, she didn’t even appear to know the basic pertinent facts of the present or the past.
Alert readers will know by now that there’s nothing the Scottish media – and the Scottish Daily Mail in particular – likes more than printing scary-sounding figures with no context whatsoever by which people could judge how big or small they really are.
Nothing’s changed today (other than a rather sneaky inset shot of an old story about a different statistic which misleadingly makes today’s one look like a big increase), so rather than bang on we’ll just fill in the blanks: ScotRail runs around 760,000 trains a year, so this year’s cancellation figures amount to about 3.5% of all trains.
Which is to say, around one time in every 30 that you go to get a train it’ll have been cancelled and you’ll have to wait for the next one, which on the average commuter line will probably mean 15-20 minutes.
Which is still a pain in the hole, of course, but if it’s such a high number ask yourself why the Mail is so pathologically averse to simply telling you what percentage it is.
We’ll see you again with these figures in a few weeks, folks.
Wings Over Scotland isn’t the only website dedicated to scrutinising the truthfulness of things claimed by politicians and media pundits. There’s the widely-respected and diligent FullFact.org, there’s Scotland’s own The Ferret, and there’s the BBC’s Reality Check (which frequently takes the more unconventional approach of, er, not making a finding either way about what the reality of things is).
And then there’s Channel 4’s FactCheck, which we’re going to generously assume had a liquid lunch yesterday and was a little under the weather.
Because not only is the conclusion that it reached on the subject of an independent Scotland having to use the Euro utter nonsense that’s been debunked roughly 1000 times in the last six years, it doesn’t even agree with itself.
Michael Glackin of the Sunday Times is the only serious contender to the Scotsman’s demented Brian Wilson as the most poisonously, blindly instinctive hater of anything even passingly connected to the SNP or independence in the Scottish media. His weekly bilious rants in the paper make even Scottish Daily Express hacks wince and say “Blimey, that’s a bit strong”.
But even by those standards, this week’s column is quite something. So let’s take a little look at just how much of an idiot you can make of yourself if you never allow facts to get in the way of your rage.
robertkknight on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Look at the numbers Izzie… 2021… SNP Constituency Vote: 1,291,204 SNP Regional Vote: 1,094,374 2026… SNP Constituency Vote: 877,077 SNP…” May 10, 00:40
Young Lochinvar on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Absolutely spot on Rob. They’ve lost their way and become what the Unionists caricatured them as..” May 10, 00:33
Rob on And Nothing Happened Forever: “At this point when us old tins are talking about the SNP it might be worth reminding folk what the…” May 10, 00:22
Young Lochinvar on And Nothing Happened Forever: “HMcH @ 9.52 So you’re back again eh? Conservative friends of Is Rye Ale in a blue funk over their…” May 10, 00:16
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “@ Main I appreciate you are not very bright. It is beyond your comprehension that you can’t understand the intellectual…” May 9, 23:22
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “How dare you, Sven. Remind the usual suspects about Bethlehem and they might remember where Bethlehem was 2026 years ago,…” May 9, 23:17
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““is to fervently wish for every last one of the ham ass scum to be buried deep in the tunnels…” May 9, 23:14
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Take it easy, Geri. Remember what lies ahead of you for every day of the next 5 years. You’re gonna…” May 9, 23:08
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Is that your best, Bilbo? You read a post you don’t like and you immediately start thinking about strangers jerking…” May 9, 22:52
Ross on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Wings was talking about snp and greens whether you like it or no” May 9, 22:50
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “There is no pro independence majority today. There are two parties in Holyrood who says that they are for independence.…” May 9, 22:34
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““Didn’t take you long to start on your next 5-year plan for carpet bagging your agenda on the back of…” May 9, 22:30
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Fun fact. The “J” that is Homer Simpson’s middle initial actually stands for “Jay”! “surviving inhabitants of g@za (for whom…” May 9, 21:52
George Ferguson on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Well I think, yet again, your right Stu. I will be dead by the time of the next Scottish Parliamentary…” May 9, 21:45
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Don’t they have some kind of separatist/insurgency/civil war scenario going on in Sri Lanka? Let’s get some of that transposed…” May 9, 21:40
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Guys, guys. Get a private room and circle jerk off all you like about those good old times.” May 9, 21:30
Jay on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Hateface comment at bottom of the thread resulted in it being read! He/she/it seems to imagine there are elections in…” May 9, 21:25
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Are you sure, Fearghas? If somebody is selling something, surely their pitch is only excellent if people buy it? Looking…” May 9, 21:23
Rob on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The frustrating thing about both thec alphabetties elected was that they were not elected at all. They are list MSP’s…” May 9, 21:14
Breastplate on And Nothing Happened Forever: “John Main, I like to point out hypocrisy when I see it, that’s why I like to reply to your…” May 9, 21:08
Ross on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You also predicted 18 months ago there would he no pro independence majority. A lot can change” May 9, 21:08
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““For we are fast approaching the colonial end-game” Fit wuy did thon wee ginger dug get in here? Bet you…” May 9, 20:57
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “And lots of people blame Trump for ICE. They should learn some history.” May 9, 20:49
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““You won’t get much support here for that point of view” And that’s precisely why Indy is going nowhere. What…” May 9, 20:45
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““they at least can hold their heads high” As an oath breaker, a betrayer of your vow of allegiance, WTAF…” May 9, 20:36
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Anybody know how long this wake will go on? Fit’s that ye say, Sooty, 5 years! In among all the…” May 9, 20:32
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““en masse, they can barely manage to speak the English language properly, is a bridge to far for most” And…” May 9, 20:20
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “So we’ve five years of Geri pushing toxins. You got EXACTLY the result you wanted, Geri. Don’t insult our intelligence…” May 9, 20:09
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Wow, Geri. Didn’t take you long to start on your next 5-year plan for carpet bagging your agenda on the…” May 9, 19:59
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““They don’t even want devolouton” “they were not prepared for more devolouton” They don’t even know what it is. Why…” May 9, 19:54