What with this poll apparently being such terrific news for John Swinney’s runaway popularity with the people of Scotland, readers might be wondering why SNP MSP Graeme Dey has apparently forgotten to include the actual figures or link to the source so that people can find out for themselves.
Although we’re retired we already wrote this, so we may as well put it up for the 99.9% of Scots who don’t read the comments on David Leask‘s columns in the Herald.
It’s a claim he’s been banging on about since at least 2014, without ever providing a scrap of evidence to support it (his standard modus operandi), and yesterday was no exception. So let’s show Little Dave how proper big-boy journalists do it.
The First Minister released a short film this week.
While it has the character of a hostage video, with terrorists just off-camera pointing a gun at the unfortunate victim and forcing them to read out a pre-prepared text, sadly we doubt that was the case. We think this is really what she believes and intends.
Even just the tweet above by the author of the Times piece fails all kinds of basic journalistic standards of impartiality, but the article itself is vastly worse.
Any time you’re not sure whether something that happens in Scottish politics is good or bad for the cause of independence, here’s a top tip for you: see how the enemies of independence feel about it.
“Running scared” would seem to be a fair, if understated, summary.
In an attempt to freshen up its usual panel of tired and tiresome politicians and pundits, last night’s Question Time (ostensibly from an oddly-vague location in “the North East”) featured moderately-known circus fortune-teller Gypsy Rose Petulengro, crossing her palm with silver for some analysis in a short break from one of her celebrated seances.
The clip above was her take on whether Nicola Sturgeon would resign if either of the current inquiries found that she’d systematically and repeatedly lied to Parliament and broken the Ministerial Code, and the strange thing about it was that for someone who was professing to be looking into the future, she didn’t even appear to know the basic pertinent facts of the present or the past.
Alert readers will know by now that there’s nothing the Scottish media – and the Scottish Daily Mail in particular – likes more than printing scary-sounding figures with no context whatsoever by which people could judge how big or small they really are.
Nothing’s changed today (other than a rather sneaky inset shot of an old story about a different statistic which misleadingly makes today’s one look like a big increase), so rather than bang on we’ll just fill in the blanks: ScotRail runs around 760,000 trains a year, so this year’s cancellation figures amount to about 3.5% of all trains.
Which is to say, around one time in every 30 that you go to get a train it’ll have been cancelled and you’ll have to wait for the next one, which on the average commuter line will probably mean 15-20 minutes.
Which is still a pain in the hole, of course, but if it’s such a high number ask yourself why the Mail is so pathologically averse to simply telling you what percentage it is.
We’ll see you again with these figures in a few weeks, folks.
Wings Over Scotland isn’t the only website dedicated to scrutinising the truthfulness of things claimed by politicians and media pundits. There’s the widely-respected and diligent FullFact.org, there’s Scotland’s own The Ferret, and there’s the BBC’s Reality Check (which frequently takes the more unconventional approach of, er, not making a finding either way about what the reality of things is).
And then there’s Channel 4’s FactCheck, which we’re going to generously assume had a liquid lunch yesterday and was a little under the weather.
Because not only is the conclusion that it reached on the subject of an independent Scotland having to use the Euro utter nonsense that’s been debunked roughly 1000 times in the last six years, it doesn’t even agree with itself.
Michael Glackin of the Sunday Times is the only serious contender to the Scotsman’s demented Brian Wilson as the most poisonously, blindly instinctive hater of anything even passingly connected to the SNP or independence in the Scottish media. His weekly bilious rants in the paper make even Scottish Daily Express hacks wince and say “Blimey, that’s a bit strong”.
But even by those standards, this week’s column is quite something. So let’s take a little look at just how much of an idiot you can make of yourself if you never allow facts to get in the way of your rage.
Mia on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: ““Not content with voting slavishly for “Scottish” Labour for decades to no appreciable end, they have moved apparently seamlessly to…” Mar 21, 16:23
Old John on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “There is little or no chance of there being a trial.Peter has agreed to take one for the team. He…” Mar 21, 16:08
Harry Dunlop on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Rev, this line “she simply turned her chair to face the wall and didn’t say a single word for seven…” Mar 21, 16:07
Andy Ellis on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Sheesh….remind me which plague was first again: was it rivers turning to blood or raining frogs? I mean, I know…” Mar 21, 16:03
Young Lochinvar on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Another day, another cushy sinecure to push preferred social engineering on others; Maggie Chapman voted in as rector of Dundee…” Mar 21, 15:48
Andy Ellis on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Why? Because they appear not to have learned from their own history. Not content with voting slavishly for “Scottish” Labour…” Mar 21, 15:33
Ian Smith on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Sridhar is covering for her own advise that tortured and killed the elderly, and messed up kids, for nothing.” Mar 21, 15:18
Ian Smith on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “She was largely given a soft time in interviews my a media sympathetic to her lefty statist woke agenda, and…” Mar 21, 15:15
Ian Smith on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “To claim against the leader and treasurer you would have to demonstrate a loss. Didn’t the party pay back anyone…” Mar 21, 15:11
MaryB on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “100%yes, Devi Sridhar, professor of Public Health at Edinburgh uni, has been on STV saying that the Coronavirus pandemic showed…” Mar 21, 14:57
Ian Smith on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Even if she had called her up once in a blue moon you would have expected the conversation to turn…” Mar 21, 14:55
Lorn on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “The Yes movement as a whole, then. Splitting hairs, Robert. The money was still raised to fight an independence referendum/campaign…” Mar 21, 14:50
Ian Brotherhood on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “I’m reminded of Confused’s past comments, when he mentioned that so-and-so felt very sad and took a lot of pills.…” Mar 21, 14:34
Mia on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: ““Maybe it was she who could clearly see that Indy would lose” That is irrelevant. If she decided not to…” Mar 21, 14:05
Ian Brotherhood on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Well said. Sara Salyers discussed this with Roddy MacLeod on the recent TASP. Voter engagement is heading through the floor.…” Mar 21, 13:57
Robert Hughes on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Quite so , Mia , though the difficulty at this point is envisaging a situation in which the ( ultimate…” Mar 21, 13:53
ross on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “will we hear the intricacies of the embezzlement at court? This needs to be brought to court very soon. It’s…” Mar 21, 13:46
Mia on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: ““It’s difficult not to conclude that the lumpen Scottish electorate is not just unutterably dense” Why? I actually think the…” Mar 21, 13:17
Marie on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Like you I have no belief in any of those compromised institutions. And I cannot take part in an electoral…” Mar 21, 13:10
David Thomson on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “A local man, who admitted embezzling more than £134,000 from the post office where he was the manager to feed…” Mar 21, 13:05
Ian Brotherhood on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “If the Holyrood parliament is nothing more than a sop then we have not had a democratic government in Scotland,…” Mar 21, 13:04
diabloandco on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “That long????? Bargain basket , do not pass go , do not collect £200! It always puzzles me as to…” Mar 21, 12:41
Andy Ellis on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “It’s difficult not to conclude that the lumpen Scottish electorate is not just unutterably dense. https://x.com/ScotNational/status/1903041556585889904 Given recent events both…” Mar 21, 12:37
Skip_NC on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Mr Swinney is wrong. The victims are those of all parties and none who donated to the “ring-fenced” independence fund…” Mar 21, 12:27
Southernbystander on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Yeah the idea Sturgeon is some kind of British secret service agent is risible. I get where it comes from…” Mar 21, 12:15
Oneliner on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “I’m not going to read Sturgeon’s book. But I’m not going to read it at a time of my choosing.…” Mar 21, 11:37
Mia on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “” the only scenario I can envisage the conspiracy being exposed is if it was calculated that such exposure would…” Mar 21, 10:57
Mia on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: ““whether or not prosecution is in the public interest” Ahh! The mythic and ever evasive “public” interest. One hell of…” Mar 21, 10:45
Mia on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Sometimes, the timing of things is as good a source of information as the “thing” itself. On the 12 March…” Mar 21, 10:19