Now that Nicola Sturgeon is finally free of her gruelling MSP workload, which could give her anything up to two extra hours of spare time a week, she might like to start making a proper dent in the contents of her fully-loaded bookshelves.
My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
A little over two years ago, three SNP MSPs contested the leadership of the party in the wake of the sudden resignation of Nicola Sturgeon. All were full of grand plans and dreams for the future of the party, the nation and the independence movement.
None of the three is leader now, and in nine months’ time none of them will be SNP MSPs. Indeed, it’s overwhelmingly likely that none will be an MSP at all.
And that, readers, is not a sign of a party – or indeed a Parliament – in good health.
Don Paterson is a celebrated Scottish poet, writer and musician. The essay below comes from a new anthology of Scottish writers called Irish Pages: Scotland, and is reproduced with his permission.
Remember The Vow? Most of us have tried to forget it. This was Westminster’s Hail Mary as polling day approached in the 2014 referendum; a vote that Yessers – people tend to forget this part too – initially had no real expectation of winning, until an inspirationally positive campaign saw the polls draw neck-and-neck.
Then lo! There it was, splashed across the Daily Record: a fancy-font promise from Westminster party leaders that if Scotland voted to stay within the UK, we would enjoy new devolved powers. There was some other waffle about defence and opportunities and having an equal share in the UK’s prosperity. But the message was clear enough. We would be listened to.
In the modern political world, you don’t get anywhere without a movement, and movements don’t get anywhere without a flag. So we’ve decided it’s time to take action and stand up for a very large group of people who are genuinely discriminated against and significantly disadvantaged in our society.
Here’s their symbol.
Today is July 1st, and we officially, on behalf of all our oppressed kinfolk, declare this to be People Who Aren’t Eligible For A Railcard Pride Month.
Holiday Boy has of course chosen the general election campaign to spend the next three weeks feeding stray cats somewhere sunny, so here’s a cartoon by the brilliant webcomicname that summarises the Baillie Gifford story for anyone joining us late.
As a writer, feminist and literary events organiser in Scotland, I’m regularly sent links to information someone thinks might be of interest to me. This week it was a document commissioned by one of Scotland’s leading and most powerful publicly-funded literary organisations, Literature Alliance Scotland (LAS).
Nobody, of course, objects to transgender writers being included or supported, but the content of the guidance raises several extremely serious and concerning issues.
He’s the cuddly, lovable character all of Scotland’s talking about, but what do we really know about the Hate Monster? Where did he come from? What’s his backstory? Well, the diligent research team at Wings have been hard at work, and we’re thrilled to bring you this rare archive footage of not one but BOTH of his parents.
Both were in the arts. Here’s his mum, Ruda (originally from Eastern Europe, escaping to the West before the Iron Curtain came down) starring in a 1952 Bugs Bunny short:
And this is his dad, in one of several collaborations with the Scooby Doo team in 1976 under his former wrestling persona of The 10,000-Volt Ghost:
Our boy was born for the stage. No wonder he’s made such an impact.
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““the unelected head of this imperial ‘force’ (and farce) in Scotland … the lord advocate” Actually elected by a majority…” Aug 20, 11:36
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““..then get aff yer flabby erses, organise, campaign, plan, publicise..” That is precisely what many of us ex SNP members…” Aug 20, 11:35
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “As both I and many others have pointed out to you previously, political grievances (unavoidable for any inevitably imperfect alliance)…” Aug 20, 11:27
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Interesting how questions can be phrased so as to lead to a specific answer. Take this one: “Is it possible…” Aug 20, 11:16
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““HR and the UK’s so-called ‘Scottish Government’ is composed of agents and colonialists tasked with preventing independence and rupturing the…” Aug 20, 11:03
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Yes – in a nutshell that is a sensible perspective, I’d only add that the extent of the rhetorical inflation…” Aug 20, 10:55
Northcode on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I’ve been thinking about… stuff. And after thinking about stuff I asked myself this question: Could it be that an…” Aug 20, 10:14
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““As for the contemporary role of Lord Advocate. The holder requires a recommendation from the FM, and ratification of that…” Aug 20, 10:14
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Remember, folks, as you go about your lawful business today, in Scotland’s cities, towns, and dear, green places. Don’t rape…” Aug 20, 08:33
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “And as I’ve explained, that is absolute nonsense, the COPFS will have enough information on exactly who made and authorised…” Aug 20, 08:07
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““Nobody in Scotland can make the lord advocate ‘answerable to the Scottish people’ until such time as we are no…” Aug 19, 22:18
Williams on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Re D: As Nothcode said earlier, it’s difficult to prosecute an individual for fraud when an institution did it, under…” Aug 19, 22:02
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““You’re not going to reply to my earlier question about why there’s no popular, democratic campaign to make the role…” Aug 19, 21:49
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Another interesting comment. It is not enough for legal action to compensate the victims. People must go to jail for…” Aug 19, 21:46
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Show some respect, Mark. It’s an insult to a marathon runner to call him a jogger.” Aug 19, 18:54
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““the ongoing United Nations decolonization initiative by the Scottish people” Gies a brek indeed, Alf. Somebody should ask 100 random…” Aug 19, 18:38
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Of course here we go again, the actions of the 73 MSP’s, elected by the Scottish electorate, are all the…” Aug 19, 18:30
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Check out Saffron Robe at 3:42 pm Anybody with an internet connection can type in: “Who appoints Scotland’s Lord Advocate”…” Aug 19, 18:24
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““The holder requires a recommendation from the FM, and ratification of that recommendation by the HR parliament.” Gies a brek…” Aug 19, 18:08
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I mind being absolutely horrified when, as a youngster, I read about what happens to the babies born into the…” Aug 19, 18:03
Saffron Robe on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Excellent explanation, Alf. Thank you. You’ve provided a clear and well-reasoned analysis of the underlying mechanism behind the smoke and…” Aug 19, 15:42
lothianlad on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “You have them scared Stu! you are making them accountable! SNP police Scotland know they are not to investigate further…” Aug 19, 15:27
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Is someone having a drought? Boo hoo, what a shame, nevermind. I recommend phoning Cambridge University. They do a water…” Aug 19, 14:22
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “DETRANSITIONER ‘MISLED AND DISFIGURED BY GENDER-AFFIRMING MEDICS’ A man in the US has launched legal action against medics he believes…” Aug 19, 13:36
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Aidan “there has been less of that recently” Confused has cornered that market. The competition has had to concede defeat.” Aug 19, 13:23
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Yes indeed Aidan; this is bad enough in Jay’s case, let alone Twat’s. Like I said, beyond irony.” Aug 19, 13:16
Southernbystander on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “It’s not exactly hitting the headlines James. Looking it up (as I had heard nothing about this), the first search…” Aug 19, 13:15
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Of course Hatey, The script goes: – if there is any demonstrated link to England, blame the English. – if…” Aug 19, 13:14
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Not to mention that TH is one of the worst offenders when it comes to bizarre rants posted in the…” Aug 19, 13:10