Poor old Blair McDougall. He doesn’t think Scotland can do anything.
What a dismally rotten, hopeless wee province he thinks Scotland is. It must be such a miserable experience to be him, constantly ashamed of your own nationality. (Except, of course, Blair’s nationality is British, not Scottish.)
As if it wasn’t enough that one small country had to cope with the terrible burden of hundreds of billions of pounds of volatile oil revenues, now we have to face the grim prospect that with fossil fuels being phased out across the world to protect the climate, Scotland also produces TOO MUCH cheap, clean, infinitely renewable energy.
No wonder the Unionists think we’re too wee and too poor to go it alone.
We’re just going to reprint this piece every year, because only the numbers change.
Today saw the publication of the 2017-18 GERS stats, which are once again triggering a convulsive orgy of “BLACK HOLE!” articles across the media as every Unionist in the land falls over themselves to portray their own country as a useless scrounging subsidy junkie without actually using the exact words “too wee, too poor, too stupid”.
And once again, everywhere you look there’s a “Proud Scot” screaming about how the figures destroy a case for independence that those same people have spent most of the current decade stridently insisting never existed in the first place.
In our latest Panelbase poll, we asked the same independence question we asked in the last one, and got much the same answer. (Technically the indy vote went up by about a sixth of one percent, but that’s statistically meaningless.)
That’s a bit disappointing after the events of recent weeks, but also not very surprising – after all, the way the question is framed pretty much guarantees at least 38% of the population will choose the second option straight off the bat.
Much more interesting is the question we asked next.
There’s an interesting article on the Holyrood Magazine website today with some fascinating background details about how Scottish (and Welsh) devolution came into being almost 20 years ago, so we thought you might like to see this piece from the time, not least because we suspect it might also be the first recorded citation of the nonsensical concept of the “UK single market”.
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It’s remarkable how seamlessly much of it, especially the last section (from the giant “D”) would still work today with the word “devolution” replaced with the word “independence”. But we find it hard to disagree with Sir John’s conclusion:
“Nor would devolution truly give more powers to the Scottish people. Only independence would do that.”
This morning sees the release of another set of GERS (Government Expenditure and Revenue Scotland) figures accompanied, no doubt, by the usual strange hybrid of sneering and cringing from Unionist politicians braying proudly that we’re too small, too subsidised and too stupid to ever look after our own country.
So as the annual circus act gets under way again, for a little perspective we took a quick look at Scotland’s actual standing in the international community.
Millionaire-funded diehard loyalist forelock-tugging faction Scotland In Union published an extraordinary blog post yesterday.
Its 606 words comprised a sort of Caledonian Cringe Greatest Hits, allegedly penned by someone called Fiona Annesley (of whom we’re told nothing else, and who has no detectable online presence), but the line that particularly caught people’s eye was this:
Politics is still on hiatus after the dreadful events of Manchester, so we’ve taken the chance to go and enjoy the sudden summer weather while nothing was happening.
And today, as we (“Drove at a legal speed” – Ed) across the pretty hills overlooking Bath in an inexpensive convertible, a song came on the stereo that made us think of all the Unionist trolls who were still busily raging on Twitter – mainly about the SNP’s awful failure to light up every building in Scotland with the Union Jack in tribute to the dead (no, really), but also at the most recent data “proving” that independence would mean the country regressing to the Stone Age and whatnot.
So we thought we’d share it with you, because as well as having a jaunty tune it’s got a good attitude to adopt when they’re screaming and yelling themselves red, white and blue in the face about something or other, rather than wasting your time and mental equilibrium on being dragged into their fetid mind-swamp.
It works on any day, even if you’re not in a sports car.
Robert McAllan on The Sacrifice: “Willie, what you perceive as a ‘wolf’ has all the characteristics of a JACKAL and that is to flatter what…” Mar 23, 10:45
Willie on The Sacrifice: “At first glance I wasn’t quite sure of the tethered goat was Murrel or Swinney. Maybe it can be both.…” Mar 23, 09:33
Sven on The Sacrifice: “socratesmacsporran @ 08.48. I well recall in the 1980s hearing an elderly speaker, probably in his late seventies, commenting that…” Mar 23, 09:06
socratesmacsporran on The Sacrifice: “I am old enough to remember TW3 (That Was The Week That Was) on Saturday nights on television. We used…” Mar 23, 08:48
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: “Nae shit, Sherlock!” Mar 23, 08:21
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: “A standing ovation, no less! I’m starting to worry afresh about a resurgence in Jacobite support. Let these people have…” Mar 23, 08:18
100%Yes on The Sacrifice: “@ Lorn 6:17 I think you’ll find gender ID is a dead duck and the SNP has kicked it into…” Mar 23, 08:11
yoon scum on The Sacrifice: “I strongly believe that many in Scotland treat voting for a party the same as they treat supporting a football…” Mar 23, 07:33
Callum on The Sacrifice: “When published Peter Murrell’s memoirs will be far more interesting than Nicola Sturgeon’s” Mar 23, 07:10
yoon scum on The Sacrifice: “You forgot the part about her suddenly leaving said shared home just before plod appeared” Mar 23, 06:44
yoon scum on The Sacrifice: “If you think the SNP wouldn’t grasp any chance for indy then you’re a loony HOWEVER If you think you…” Mar 23, 06:40
Cynicus on The Sacrifice: “Should Chris not have used artistic licence to give the scapegoat a beard?” Mar 23, 01:10
Mark Beggan on The Sacrifice: “The sad story of the little Nasty and the Gravy Kiddettes.” Mar 23, 00:49
Anthem on The Sacrifice: “I feel your pain. She is laughing at all of us. A civil law suit should do the trick, but…” Mar 23, 00:10
Mark Beggan on The Sacrifice: “” and I looked into brainwashing house and they were all running around playing with each other then my Father…” Mar 22, 23:33
Former President Xiden on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “So the Crown office spent 4 years trying to decide on a case in which there was ‘not a scrap…” Mar 22, 23:18
agent x on The Sacrifice: “It’s cost £2.1m and Sturgeon is joking about it!” Mar 22, 22:25
Hatey McHateface on The Sacrifice: “Oh dear. Exactly as I predicted earlier, Sturgeon’s comedy circuit debut appears to have gone well. Disapproving, heckling, unhappy Sovereign…” Mar 22, 22:22
agent x on The Sacrifice: “https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/25029859.nicola-sturgeon-jokes-police-probe-comedy-festival/ Read and boke!” Mar 22, 22:21
James Barr Gardner on The Sacrifice: “How long will wee peem be alive ?” Mar 22, 22:13
Maxxmacc on The Sacrifice: “Best. Cartoon. Ever!” Mar 22, 20:18
diabloandco on The Sacrifice: “Hear! Hear!” Mar 22, 19:53
Hatey McHateface on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: “Here you go, Mia: Per Apathy Ad Indy I’ve made you a wee cod-Latin motto so you can continue to…” Mar 22, 18:29
Lorn on The Sacrifice: “100%: independence was scuppered by gender ID during the most fertile time of opportunity ever in the party’s history. It…” Mar 22, 18:17
Lorn on The Sacrifice: “You are very probably right, Sven. All so predictable and so depressing.” Mar 22, 16:50
Skip_NC on The Sacrifice: “I don’t see sunlit uplands. I see a well-hidden cliff. Note Muscleguy’s point above.” Mar 22, 16:20
Mia on The Deep-Fried Banana Republic: ““but how does that help anybody?” How does continuing to take part in and legitimising with our vote a rigged…” Mar 22, 16:18
Skip_NC on The Sacrifice: “This is a good point. Saint Nicola of Dreghorn and Colin Beattie admitted to being incompetent, lazy, incurious or uncaring-…” Mar 22, 16:16
Mia on The Sacrifice: ““berates all and sundry for being critical of and not showing empathy for SHE” Well, as far as I am…” Mar 22, 15:48
Young Lochinvar on The Sacrifice: “Apols for the typos above..” Mar 22, 15:27