So, having made a statement on Monday morning which asserted that she wouldn’t make any further statements, then making another statement on Monday afternoon, Nicola Sturgeon and her solicitor issued a third statement in 36 hours last night.
And while we acknowledge that this is a very high bar to clear, it contained one of the most troubling and blatant lies she’s ever told.
And as the Nicola Sturgeon Loyal, led by her most faithful of lieutenants, set out to try to take control of the post-conviction narrative, let’s take a look at just what a boatload of bare-faced bullshit the above is.
There will be no trial, no cross-examination, no explanation. The people of Scotland, the members and supporters of the SNP, the wider Yes movement, none of us will ever know what really happened. Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
Despite what you or we might think, in the eyes of the Scottish Football Association this ISN’T a pitch invasion. This is simply what a football match in progress looks like.
Because according to the absolutely extraordinary statement they’ve released this evening, that was game time. The clock was still running, nothing was being added to account for the fact that there were thousands of thugs rampaging across the field, and the game was still happening in that moment, until it was ended four seconds later.
The image below is a graph illustrating how many seats each party won in last week’s supposedly “proportional” Scottish Parliament election, compared to how many they would have won if the electoral system had been actually proportional.
The SNP and Greens are now over-represented by 37% and 50% respectively, while the Unionist parties are all under-represented compared to their vote share by (left to right) 26%, 19%, 20% and 23%.
The Additional Member System has failed very badly at its job, from either perspective. “Pro-indy” parties have 73 seats (57%) rather than the 52 seats that their 40.8% vote share should have earned, while Unionist parties have 56 seats (or 43%) when they should have 69 for their 56% of the vote.
(The other 4% of the vote was scattered among 24 other parties or independents, with 1.8% going to identifiably pro-independence candidates, increasing the total “pro-indy” vote to 42.6%, fully 10 points short of current polling for independence itself.)
It is, therefore, a little bit of a stretch – to put it mildly – to present the refusal of the UK government to grant a second independence referendum on the basis of the results as an outrage against “democracy”. Indeed, if any outrage against democracy has taken place, it happened last Thursday.
Anyone seeking to make a compelling argument for the proposition that Scotland’s politicians and lawmakers are simply too farcically incompetent to ever be trusted with running an independent country had a gift-wrapped Godsend delivered to them last week by the idiot student children of Edinburgh.
But we can’t really put the blame on the colourfully-haired, keffiyeh-clad cretin kiddies of the capital for that, because it’s their elders and betters who opened the door.
Well, we told you so. We told you in March (and indeed long before then) that the 2026 Holyrood election was a giant waste of time and money that would deliver exactly the same useless Parliament we already had, and so it proved.
The SNP ended up giving half-a-dozen seats to the Greens, Labour donated a handful to the Lib Dems, the Tories split into two parties with 29 seats instead of a single party with 31 and that’s about it. The SNP, Greens and Lib Dems stayed first, fourth and last, while the right-wing split let Labour creep from 3rd to joint 2nd despite losing seats.
A pro-indy tally of 72 became a pro-indy tally of 73, big whoop, and almost every SNP list vote elected Unionists instead, just as we told you for almost a year it would do.
To pass the time on (praise be to Baby Jeebus) the last day of the Holyrood election campaign, we thought we’d do a catch-up summary of all the seat projections we could find from last month and this month. Here it is.
Now, as it happens we think the potential seat ranges are significantly wider. There are so many factors of uncertainty that while there’s no credible doubt who’s going to be the biggest party, we reckon SNP seats could potentially be anywhere from about 47 to 68 (most likely the upper part of that range), with corresponding ramifications below.
But there’s one potentially interesting thing in that bottom half.
Tenruh on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “You’ve got to wonder did he already know from the outset that there never was going to be a referendum?…” May 27, 18:08
Strathglass on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “One begins to wonder if the principal reason Murrell and others were so frightened of Alex Salmond returning to frontline…” May 27, 18:02
Mike on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “It’s a sad reflection on the state of Scotland that Sturgeon has been allowed to walk Scot free in all…” May 27, 17:44
Mark Beggan on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Amelda Murrell will probably be running a sweepstake with the inmates tobacco rations.” May 27, 17:42
agentx on All The Dirt From My Eyes: ““The Presiding Officer (Kenneth Gibson) The next item of business is an urgent question in relation to Peter Murrell. As…” May 27, 17:39
Young Lochinvar on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Bet sneaky Pete is finding consolation in jail listening to Jimmy Nails song “Ain’t no doubt”. Probably sings along to…” May 27, 17:26
Nemisis Benn on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It is a given (by admission, not proof or evidence) that Murrell stole significant sums from the SNP for over…” May 27, 17:16
James Jones on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It’s sad to see some people here trying to blame the Union for this. The reason the rest of the…” May 27, 17:14
Iain Ross on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “If I were the head of a political party, like JS is, and had been made aware that £c660,000 of…” May 27, 17:13
Geri on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Good grief! I’ve never been arrested but surely tae fck the police don’t let suspects go home & they can…” May 27, 17:13
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “You’re lying again, the GDP per capita in Scotland is around 75% of Denmark, not 50%. Scotland is overall a…” May 27, 17:05
TURABDIN on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “PETTY & not so petty crime in the piss pot of contemprary politics. When democracy goes wrong the answer is.…” May 27, 16:51
diabloandco on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Did you have to? I have a revolting image now stuck in my head , putting me off my tea!” May 27, 16:46
Alf Baird on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““it is about 20% higher in Sweden” GDP per cap in Denmark, which has a similar population to Scotland, was…” May 27, 16:40
MaryB on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Izzie, as an independence supporter, I don’t now see how trying to sweep this, and the Alex Salmond issues, under…” May 27, 16:40
Wally Jumblatt on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest to find that whoever wrote SNP’s articles of Association / Constitution / whatever, that…” May 27, 16:35
agentx on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “There are calls for an inquiry. “John Swinney has resisted calls for an investigation, saying the matter is being handled…” May 27, 16:34
Captain Caveman on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Some wag described it as “Mein Kampfervan” the other day, which did raise a smile 😀” May 27, 16:16
agentx on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Will Murrell turn up to the sentencing hearing dressed in tight pink leggings, claim he is trans and end up…” May 27, 16:12
Rev. Stuart Campbell on All The Dirt From My Eyes: ““This Practice Note outlines the Scottish procedure for obtaining a civil recovery order in the Court of Session under Chapter…” May 27, 16:07
agentx on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “When you are arrested in Scotland, a police officer must inform you of your rights under the Criminal Justice (Scotland)…” May 27, 16:07
agentx on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Police Scotland’s Standard Operating Procedure governing the arrest process as the following: “I am arresting you under Section 1 of…” May 27, 16:05
Izzie on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “I cant see the point of all this. We all want Scottish Independence. Murrel is vonvicted Sturgeon is history we…” May 27, 16:04
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““JOHN Swinney will request a Section 30 order from the Prime Minister when they meet in “the next few weeks”…” May 27, 15:46
lothianlad on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “As a compromissed asset of the british security services, she will feel protected and may well avoid jail time. That…” May 27, 15:44
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Oh, My God, AI Dan… that was one of the most interesting posts I’ve ever read in this place. There…” May 27, 15:23
Morgatron on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Camper Van!! you just couldn’t get a more apt name for a mode of transport for they two other than…” May 27, 15:12
Northcode on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “To be honest, and I rarely am, If I thought the English colonial state was protecting me in perpetuity from…” May 27, 15:07
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It is based on random figures because the figures you’ve provided are wrong, as I’ve pointed out before and as…” May 27, 14:42
prj on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Has Peter Murrell’s mother been interviewed by the police? Just curious because she can disprove or prove Sturgeon’s story.” May 27, 14:37