The number of parties who got MSPs elected at the last election is… five. (Though in fairness there are now six, Reform having a single MSP after Graham Simpson defected from the Tories. The Lib Dems are even outnumbered by independents, of whom there are seven.)
So Cathy Newman of Channel 4 News got herself a scoop last night.
And to be honest, readers, we were a bit confused. “Gender critical views” are not only lawful things to hold and express, they’re one of a small subset of opinions that are explicitly protected as such in law. And why would a man very occasionally airing some lawful and protected views on social media be a news story? You might as well run “BREAKING: Premiership footballer discovered to enjoy cheese-and-ham toasties”.
Which is handy, because today is also the day of the Gorton and Denton by-election in Manchester (fun fact: a seat we’d very likely have lived in ourselves if not for Osama bin Laden, but that’s another story), and that throws up some interesting parallels.
There is a not particularly funny joke that is sometimes told in legal circles about why a law student failed to finish his coursework – because he had no conviction. With rare exceptions lawyers aren’t renowned for their sense of humour but I can’t help thinking someone, at the highest levels of our justice system, is having a right laugh at my expense and those who have loyally supported me over the past six years.
I’m talking about the Lord Advocate, Dorothy Bain KC – a sitting member of the Scottish Government’s cabinet who was nominated by Nicola Sturgeon to that post in 2021, five months after I was acquitted.
For those unfamiliar with my case, I offer this brief summary. In March 2020 I made a short video on my mobile phone that was two minutes and thirty eight seconds in length. I hadn’t planned to make the video when I went out for a walk in a field near my home. But I was annoyed and wanted to articulate that annoyance, although at the time I recorded it I wasn’t intending for it to go much further.
Later that night, just before turning in, I uploaded it to my YouTube channel on a closed, unlisted link and then posted that link to my Twitter account that, at the time, had a modest 1000 or so followers. I then forgot about it.
Little did I know that short mobile phone video would result in me facing initially a criminal trial, then a five year legal battle in the highest civil court in Scotland and now, most likely, an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.
So on the one hand there’s obviously very little point paying attention to the SNP’s regional list candidates for May’s Holyrood election, because as this website has comprehensively demonstrated over recent months, the chances of the SNP having any list MSPs elected are remote.
However, nothing is impossible, so let’s take a look at the B team, which also serves as a guide to the party’s upcoming talent taking its first steps towards the gravy bus.
As the six-year fight for justice for Alex Salmond continues, we thought you might like to see this clip from this morning’s Mike Graham Show, interviewing Paul McManus, the businessman and drummer in Glasgow rock band Gun who’s stepped up to fund the Salmond family’s case against the Scottish Government despite disagreeing with much of what Alex stood for politically.
The Sunday National’s front page today elicited a sigh of “So what?” from most.
We’ve already GOT a “pro-indy” majority at Holyrood and have done for the last 10 years, for all it’s been worth. But to be fair there was a paragraph in the article that at least raised a quizzical eyebrow.
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “Independence comes before women! That says it all. The fact that you fail to see the difference!! Your hatred has…” Mar 16, 17:56
David Holden on Looking up at the stars: “Over 14 days into The Donald’s big Persian Excursion and it is not looking good. Also the chosen people have…” Mar 16, 17:54
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Sven, I dunno where you get the idea that the role of “self appointed grammar officer on the site” is…” Mar 16, 17:48
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Seriously, Sven. I’m happy that I misread your comment and that you weren’t siding with Chas and having a go…” Mar 16, 17:43
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““the English finally acknowledged they had lost the war” You are President Donald Trump and I claim my bigly, beautiful,…” Mar 16, 17:35
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “I see, Sven. In that case… I forgive you. And less of your cheek, ye Gail, ye.” Mar 16, 17:31
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “I’m sorry but that’s a 180 degree inversion, at the moment the U.K. Government has a legal veto over the…” Mar 16, 17:21
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “I posted nothing relative to Geri, Northy. My remark was addressed to Chas, regarding his use of an incorrect apostrophe…” Mar 16, 17:09
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: ““Would you care to translate the above phrase into Pictish?” Aye, nae bother: “oor superior Pictish leid”… ther ye go,…” Mar 16, 17:03
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: “Fearghas, there are many different Scots words that also correspond to e.g. Norwegian, German, Dutch equivalents, also Latin and French…” Mar 16, 16:49
Young Lochinvar on Looking up at the stars: “Happy anniversary tomorrow of the 1328 Treaty of Northampton- Edinburgh where the English finally acknowledged they had lost the war…” Mar 16, 16:38
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Looking up at the stars: “Alf, Yet BK in ‘Mither Tongue’ writes: « Scots is descended from Northumbrian. Due to the different linguistic developments in…” Mar 16, 16:13
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: “A fowk shoud nivver be affrontit wi thair ain langage…. unless that is thay’ve been thoraely colonized by anither langage…” Mar 16, 16:10
100%Yes on Looking up at the stars: “Trans is less than 1% of the population this is why the SNP run by the British state made trans…” Mar 16, 16:00
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: “Just as the Picts were descended from the neolithic peoples who inhabited Scotland, so Scots speakin fowk must be descended…” Mar 16, 15:51
sarah on Looking up at the stars: “@ Lorncal: Allan Petrie has joined ISP. I don’t know if you saw my reply to your previous comment where…” Mar 16, 15:51
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““the restoration of her people’s sovereignty must come before everything else” Here ye gang, Northy. Fixed it fer ye: “the…” Mar 16, 15:29
Lorncal on Looking up at the stars: “Sorry, Rev and commentators: just checked more deeply. Allan is stepping down; but Ash Regan is standing in Edinburgh East,…” Mar 16, 15:27
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““Scots will decide. In a vote. After public consultation” After the mobile gas chambers have made at least one pass,…” Mar 16, 15:24
Sven on Looking up at the stars: ““Any of your deranged scribblings'” seems to me to read, in full, “any of your deranged scribbling is.” , Chas.…” Mar 16, 15:23
Lorncal on Looking up at the stars: “Sven/Mark: agreed. I could weep for what these ‘woke’ people have done to my country and my sex. You only…” Mar 16, 15:21
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Our devolved HR administration officially recognises 24 genders. It is only Indy that will allow us to enforce equal representation…” Mar 16, 15:19
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “It’ll be for Scots to decide after independence. That was Salmonds view too. It’d go to a public consultation. Exactly…” Mar 16, 15:11
100%Yes on Looking up at the stars: “Independence has to come first with Independence woman can truly be protected by our laws and not a foreign country’s.…” Mar 16, 15:08
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “So, Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh, you have the temerity to come on here, denying the veracity of the Declaration Of Arbroath. Either…” Mar 16, 15:07
sarah on Looking up at the stars: “@ Lorncal: Don’t despair. I heard Roddy say that he and 52% of the population disagree with Craig’s view that…” Mar 16, 15:01
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Ken fit ye’ve mad me dae noo, Alf? Brak ma solemn voo, that’s fit. Ah guess Ah’ll jist hae tae…” Mar 16, 14:57
MaryB on Looking up at the stars: “Lorncal, Sven, Alan P, etc Don’t you realise that you’ve fallen into a trap? Gender ideology was set up as…” Mar 16, 14:56