(We weren’t going to run this AI piece, but honestly the last line is ice cold.)
Regular readers will have noticed a lack of articles lately. The fault is partly mine: the editor and I have been busy with other things for a fortnight, and Holyrood has been left to its own devices.
Having spent a few moments this evening reading up on what he missed, I can report that very little has changed.
AI may very well kill us all in the coming weeks and months, but in the meantime it’s a magical tool that enables even near-idiots to perform near-miracles. While the Scottish Parliament has been off for the October half-term and nothing’s been happening in politics, I’ve been occupying myself with modifying some very old computer games.
(Click the pic to see what I’ve made this week.)
Now, I have close to zero coding skills, but I’ve been able to do it thanks to the wonder that is Claude. I’ve messed around with various AIs before, usually to clean up artwork of one sort or another (something at which Grok is extremely skilled), but Claude is operating on a whole different level.
A term has already emerged to describe what it does: “vibecoding”, meaning that you just type in the gist of what you’re trying to achieve and Claude does all the work for you and produces the finished article in minutes.
Now, that’s something of an exaggeration – the examples I’ve created myself have taken anything from a single prompt to half a day of chatting with the algorithmic auteur, but its talents do seem to have taken a dramatic leap forwards in the last month or so, resulting in an avalanche of new games, especially in the retro field.
(Typically you might until recently have seen one or two a day appearing, but I must have played 200 in the last fortnight alone.)
The bulk of them have been easily the equal of what might have taken a dedicated human coder months to produce, and on the strength of the last few days’ work I would without hesitation tell the current collection of clattering clownwits infesting Holyrood to not bother coming back from their holidays, and let the machines run the country.
Because we’ve got “vibe” politicians writing our code (legislation) anyway, and unlike their useless, incompetent output, at least Claude’s works.
To be scrupulously fair to the huffing dolt-child, we suppose in grey, chilly Aberdeen there could be some confusion on the matter. But remarkably, the above isn’t even nearly the dumbest thing that’s happened (so far) at this year’s SNP conference.
Our fundraiser to bring a judicial review of Police Scotland’s decision not to charge anyone with embezzlement in the case of the SNP’s missing £700,000 indyref fund is now live, and can be reached by clicking on this image, or here.
The target of £30,000 represents the cost of the initial application (with contingency for the other side’s costs should it fail).
Yesterday afternoon John Swinney announced an independent review into the dual roles of Scotland’s main law officers, the Lord Advocate and the Solicitor General, which have been a subject of great controversy since the Scottish Parliament was re-convened in 1999.
Wings welcomes this development unequivocally, albeit we’re slightly concerned that the former judge leading the review is himself a former Lord Advocate who may be inclined to regard any suggestion that the role – in which the LA is an independent law officer but also a government minister answerable to the First Minister – carries a huge conflict of interest as a personal slight.
But what’s interesting is that the SNP promised such a review way back in 2021, in its manifesto for that year’s Holyrood election.
We can’t imagine what can have caused them to delay it until now.
We don’t have much to say about this graph that it doesn’t say for itself.
The arrest of Peter Murrell on 5 April 2023, just a couple of weeks after his wife had realised the game was up and walked away before the cops came round and put a big blue tent up on their front garden, changed everything in Scottish politics.
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “Always thought provoking to read an Indy Intellectual like James justifying the imperialist annexation of a former colony that had…” Nov 11, 12:11
Hatey McHateface on Stand By Your Posts: “Who’s teasing? I haven’t been more than an hour off the cludgie in the past week. Would cost me a…” Nov 11, 11:56
Aidan on Stand By Your Posts: “Once upon a time there was a huge centre of tech and finance, it produced unrivalled wealth which should have…” Nov 11, 11:55
Hatey McHateface on Stand By Your Posts: “Sun barely above the horizon and Confused is off, repeating his points to create a coherent world view in much…” Nov 11, 11:51
James on Stand By Your Posts: ““there’s new electric trains everywhere” central belt you mean? “new motorways (M8, M74)” central belt. “new railways opening (Alloa, Tweedbank)”…” Nov 11, 11:48
James on Stand By Your Posts: ““Colonised Londoners are forced to pay for all of those projects themselves.” Adrian, stop it! Oh, ma sides! One day…” Nov 11, 11:42
Aidan on Stand By Your Posts: “Colonised Londoners are forced to pay for all of those projects themselves. Meanwhile in the coloniser Scotland there’s new electric…” Nov 11, 11:35
James on Stand By Your Posts: “How’s the Scottish Sovereign Wealth Fund looking, ‘font of knowledge’ Adrian? Go on, tell us, tell us…. Once upon a…” Nov 11, 11:33
Aidan on Vibecoding A Better World: “I would lay off the chocolate ration if I were you James. All of your collection of various conspiracies have…” Nov 11, 11:26
James on Stand By Your Posts: “Sewer system replaced, Westminster completely refurbished, “Crossrail”, DLR Thamesmead extension, new line extensions and new fleets of trains for the…” Nov 11, 11:13
Confused on Stand By Your Posts: “let’s take this real slow for the special needs BTL demographic : “ENGLAND SUBSIDISES SCOTLAND” – so if it didn’t…” Nov 11, 11:10
Aidan on Stand By Your Posts: “I’m just applying post-colonial framework to the context of London so that Londoners can better understand their colonial condition and…” Nov 11, 11:09
James on Stand By Your Posts: “See that, folks? England subsidises Scotland! They’re not just giving us some of our own money back after all! John…” Nov 11, 10:51
James on Vibecoding A Better World: “That’s right, Adrian. And the UK state security services are friends to Scotland, Bush senior never said “not one inch…” Nov 11, 10:43
Aidan on Stand By Your Posts: “That of course ignores that many significant spending programmes (e.g. welfare, pensions) are funded in Scotland by the U.K. Government.…” Nov 11, 10:22
John McNab on Stand By Your Posts: ““Unaccountably, the news that the UN will soon declare Scotland Independent and that there’s a consequent nation-wide epidemic of Yoons…” Nov 11, 10:12
Rob on Stand By Your Posts: “I always take what AI says with a large pinch of salt and don’t use it anyway where it can…” Nov 11, 09:58
Alf Baird on Stand By Your Posts: “Aye Willie, nobody should be surprised at the antics of a colonial administration forced to work within a limited budget…” Nov 11, 09:39
Hatey McHateface on Stand By Your Posts: “The AI hasn’t noticed that Sandy Peggie lost her court case alleging discrimination against her union. I believe she intends…” Nov 11, 09:02
Hatey McHateface on Stand By Your Posts: “Interesting. I thought the promise of AI was that everybody would have access to it. Why would anybody want to…” Nov 11, 08:45
Hatey McHateface on Stand By Your Posts: “And then we have the Scots! Tribally programmed to return the SNP to power in the wee, pretendy parly, election…” Nov 11, 08:32
Hatey McHateface on Stand By Your Posts: “Phew! I thought I was the only one celebrating the bandy chorie diva. Any chance we could rename 30th November…” Nov 11, 08:21
ed mccabe on Stand By Your Posts: “New report: An AI Guide to Scottish Independence What happens when you ask an artificial intelligence to weigh up Scotland’s…” Nov 11, 08:11
Bilbo on Vibecoding A Better World: “Weren’t the British contingent of the SS during WW2 shoved off to the meat grinder of the Russ!an front once…” Nov 11, 07:49
Frank Gillougley on Stand By Your Posts: “All bureaucracies are self-serving. Wankers.” Nov 11, 07:22
Aidan on Vibecoding A Better World: “Ahh Leah Gunn Barrett, a Ru**ian propagandist echoing nonsense talking points from anonymous Kr*mlin twitter accounts, what a gift to…” Nov 11, 06:36
Willie on Stand By Your Posts: “I have to say but the brief comments you make reflect the absolute rottem and corrupt deadwood of governance that…” Nov 11, 05:14
Campbell Clansman on Stand By Your Posts: “As soon as they’re back in office, they give themselves a 20% pay raise. …. Hopefully the opposition parties (at…” Nov 10, 23:54