Great news, everyone – Scottish Labour has finally worked out how to talk to the people of Scotland. This video featuring the party’s MP Melanie Ward just appeared on the Scotland Office’s LinkedIn page, and it explains the complexities of the interlinked Scottish and UK economies in terms that the UK government hopes all of you awful thick Jocko plebs might be able to understand. Enjoy.
And tomorrow morning, do remember to eat your cereal, won’t you?
The contempt for the Scottish public being openly shown by public servants paid from the public purse to answer to the public has at this point reached such endemic levels that we’re not sure an acceptable level of trust can ever be salvaged.
The reply above is not just evasive, not even just pathetic, it’s insulting – not just to us, but to every citizen of Scotland.
Not done with celebrating defeat in an imaginary UDI yesterday, The National has gone with another big polling-based front cover today, and the party’s woke young stormtrooper drones are beside themselves with malignant glee.
The National runs headlines like this quite often.
The sort-of newspaper doesn’t actually have a sports section – it just publishes The Herald’s – but if it did you have to wonder what it would look like.
It’s sometimes tempting to believe that transactivists, and in particular the extra-loud attention-seeking type, are simply mad and/or stupid. But that’s not always the case, because this sounds like some actually pretty cunning work.
Ever-alert Wings readers will be aware that for the past three and a half years or so I’ve been the target of a campaign by disgraced former policeman Lynsay Watson, who over that period has relentlessly attempted to get me arrested, prosecuted and imprisoned for knowing – and saying – that human beings can’t change sex.
(As we’ll learn during this article, I am far from unique in that experience.)
Watson has made numerous ludicrous, vexatious complaints to various police forces about me – a particularly memorable one being when he reported me last September for “perverting the course of justice” because I’d tweeted a link to a fundraiser for someone being persecuted by another transactivist – as well as trying to extort tens of thousands of pounds from me with threats.
Yesterday, though, he finally found some police officers gullible enough to listen.
Apologies for the slightly shonky quality of this video, readers, which is due to the fact that ITV are such monumental self-sabotaging clowns that it’s not actually possible to screencap any sort of digital broadcast of theirs – screw YOU, viral content! – so we had to do this by videoing our iPad with our iPhone.
Ouch. And speaking of monumental self-sabotaging clowns, Scottish Labour.
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland 2026: A Fish Tale You go to order a fish supper. It costs £15 because of Labour’s employment taxes,…” Aug 24, 22:14
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “next up, she explains GERS www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd44JZsPrkc this is what the fragrant people eat https://archive.ph/pyNWz differnt kind of munchie box” Aug 24, 22:10
robertkknight on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Deep-fried patronising piece of sh*t of a broadcast. Vote for them? I’d rather smear myself in peanut butter and jump…” Aug 24, 22:07
Frank Gillougley on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “sorry , forgot to add the all important – ur whit? as it adds that somewhat desperate note of dependency” Aug 24, 22:03
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “my mate had this senile old labrador, a fat bastard to boot, that would aggressively obsessively try to hump your…” Aug 24, 21:55
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Twa an a hauf oors, W.W.W. Fit ye been dain a’ that time? As if we dinna ken. 🙂 Mind…” Aug 24, 21:46
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Where’s the pish-soaked, jakey tramp in the queue, ranting about hotpot not being available and accusing the boy behind him…” Aug 24, 21:39
Frank Gillougley on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Ur yoo, gaun tae gie me a pruscripshun, fur ma fuckin’ medikayshun?” Aug 24, 21:36
James on Before Action: ““Post something clever, original or relevant…” You first, Prick.” Aug 24, 21:36
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““decreased income, poor housing” Just as well uncontrolled immigration never contributed to these two. See what you should do, sam.…” Aug 24, 21:32
Oneliner on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My bad – I got her confused with another one (Joani Reid). They all sound the same.” Aug 24, 21:31
Young Lochinvar on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Strange how she didn’t mention Messr McCrone to explain how we bought the bulk of all those slightly smaller fish…” Aug 24, 21:20
Oneliner on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Fish supper eh? I thought her man preferred Chinese.” Aug 24, 21:09
Calum on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “OMG, I can feel my intelligence shrinking in response to such utter pish. Well done Slab on reminding us that…” Aug 24, 20:58
sam on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/homenews/23018965.20-000-excess-deaths-scotland-linked-tory-austerity-policies/ “Scots researchers have calculated that between 2012-2019, almost 335,000 more people died than would have been expected across the…” Aug 24, 20:56
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “They should show someone ordering a fish supper, then getting a spam fritter because the guy in the queue in…” Aug 24, 20:56
msean on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Aye,it pools in London then shared by their rules.We can do better ourselves.” Aug 24, 20:54
willie on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Busted flush of a party bereft of any policy and beholden too to mother Labour Great Britain. The days of…” Aug 24, 20:47
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Good spot. Fuck all about the dualling of the A96 too.” Aug 24, 20:41
Insider on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Johns moss says: 24 August, 2026 at 8:06 pm Okay, who is this imbicile? Someone who knows how to spell…” Aug 24, 20:15
