Now that Nicola Sturgeon is finally free of her gruelling MSP workload, which could give her anything up to two extra hours of spare time a week, she might like to start making a proper dent in the contents of her fully-loaded bookshelves.
The multi-statement meltdown that has been the unravelling of Nicola Sturgeon this week has been quite something to behold. Last night, for example, we swear our Twitter feed presented these two tweets one after the other.
We’ll be honest with you, readers, if we were in a situation where a lawyer was issuing statements for us, this isn’t what we’d want to hear.
“If my client had been charged, she’d be in prison right now” is a worrying distance short of a vote of confidence in your client’s innocence.
But the statement Aamer Anwar put out for Nicola Sturgeon last night – her FOURTH in 48 hours, despite saying on Monday morning that she’d be making no further comment on the Peter Murrell case – had rather more wrong with it than even that.
So, having made a statement on Monday morning which asserted that she wouldn’t make any further statements, then making another statement on Monday afternoon, Nicola Sturgeon and her solicitor issued a third statement in 36 hours last night.
And while we acknowledge that this is a very high bar to clear, it contained one of the most troubling and blatant lies she’s ever told.
And as the Nicola Sturgeon Loyal, led by her most faithful of lieutenants, set out to try to take control of the post-conviction narrative, let’s take a look at just what a boatload of bare-faced bullshit the above is.
There will be no trial, no cross-examination, no explanation. The people of Scotland, the members and supporters of the SNP, the wider Yes movement, none of us will ever know what really happened. Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
Despite what you or we might think, in the eyes of the Scottish Football Association this ISN’T a pitch invasion. This is simply what a football match in progress looks like.
Because according to the absolutely extraordinary statement they’ve released this evening, that was game time. The clock was still running, nothing was being added to account for the fact that there were thousands of thugs rampaging across the field, and the game was still happening in that moment, until it was ended four seconds later.
The image below is a graph illustrating how many seats each party won in last week’s supposedly “proportional” Scottish Parliament election, compared to how many they would have won if the electoral system had been actually proportional.
The SNP and Greens are now over-represented by 37% and 50% respectively, while the Unionist parties are all under-represented compared to their vote share by (left to right) 26%, 19%, 20% and 23%.
The Additional Member System has failed very badly at its job, from either perspective. “Pro-indy” parties have 73 seats (57%) rather than the 52 seats that their 40.8% vote share should have earned, while Unionist parties have 56 seats (or 43%) when they should have 69 for their 56% of the vote.
(The other 4% of the vote was scattered among 24 other parties or independents, with 1.8% going to identifiably pro-independence candidates, increasing the total “pro-indy” vote to 42.6%, fully 10 points short of current polling for independence itself.)
It is, therefore, a little bit of a stretch – to put it mildly – to present the refusal of the UK government to grant a second independence referendum on the basis of the results as an outrage against “democracy”. Indeed, if any outrage against democracy has taken place, it happened last Thursday.
Anyone seeking to make a compelling argument for the proposition that Scotland’s politicians and lawmakers are simply too farcically incompetent to ever be trusted with running an independent country had a gift-wrapped Godsend delivered to them last week by the idiot student children of Edinburgh.
But we can’t really put the blame on the colourfully-haired, keffiyeh-clad cretin kiddies of the capital for that, because it’s their elders and betters who opened the door.
Ex President Xiden on Nicola’s Summer Reading List: “And they would have got away with it if it hadn’t been for that pesky Rev.” May 30, 18:19
agentx on Nicola’s Summer Reading List: “HIGNFY is a satirical comedy show and mock every political party. But the show last night was great.” May 30, 17:40
100%Yes on Nicola’s Summer Reading List: “From Grand Tour to the sewer. Quite a legacy it’ll take some beating.” May 30, 16:53
Brotyboy on Nicola’s Summer Reading List: “If you watched HIGNFY last night and saw the first item, which was about 12 minutes on the Murrell scandal…” May 30, 16:53
agentx on Nicola’s Summer Reading List: ““The former First Minister was scheduled to interview author Kirsty Lockwood next week about her debut novel We Know What…” May 30, 16:52
Muscleguy on Nicola’s Summer Reading List: “Or A Tale Told In Blood And Hard Black Fancy Pen And for an over title of the whole lot…” May 30, 16:38
Dan on Friends Without Benefits: “From the text of the linked article… “It also bears repeating that this case concerned party funds, not public money,…” May 30, 15:53
GM on Marvola The Memory Woman: “An self satisifed, elitish panel of ponces. Standard patter for that program. I want Sturgeon in front of a judge,…” May 30, 15:32
Young Lochinvar on Marvola The Memory Woman: “D Have tried several times to give your post the benefit of the doubt and find it funny, but, sorry,…” May 30, 15:24
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “Hi, Marie: replied along similar lines but I seem to have fallen foul of our host’s moderation rules. Will stand…” May 30, 15:17
Onlooker on Friends Without Benefits: “From Wee Ginger Dug: “I’m certainly not going to defend Peter Murrell here. £400,000 is a lot of money to…” May 30, 15:06
Onlooker on Marvola The Memory Woman: “Fuck these anti-Scottish English halfwits. And the BBC too.” May 30, 14:52
Onlooker on Marvola The Memory Woman: “Pity this madness has allowed all these normally quiet anti-Scottish English middle class clowns to have their faw-faw at Sturgeon’s,…” May 30, 14:48
Onlooker on Marvola The Memory Woman: “I like how she’s trying to appeal to the middle class ‘sisterhood’, slagging off men en masse as usual. She…” May 30, 14:44
findlay on Marvola The Memory Woman: “Thanks for that. I assume a matrimonial home would mean it’s jointly owned. Murrell is frequently referred to as an…” May 30, 14:32
100%Yes on Marvola The Memory Woman: “Under pressure for sure!!! Who owns the House and who paid for the mortgage? Why is the MSM not really…” May 30, 13:27
findlay on Marvola The Memory Woman: “Ex husband? I thought they were still married. Or have I missed the divorce?” May 30, 12:46
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Marvola The Memory Woman: “See DAVID DAVIS’s Westminster Speech (video and transcript) on Wings Over Scotland: THE STORIES THAT ARE TRUE (Posted on March…” May 30, 11:53
Geri on Marvola The Memory Woman: “Another lie no doubt. She claimed in a TV interview, at her pretendy home with Peter sitting there, that she…” May 30, 11:13
agentx on Marvola The Memory Woman: “It’s brilliant: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002wyvs/have-i-got-news-for-you-series-71-episode-9” May 30, 11:12
agentx on Marvola The Memory Woman: “https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002wyvs/have-i-got-news-for-you-series-71-episode-9 Brilliant – watch the first 13 minutes 🙂” May 30, 11:08
robertkknight on Marvola The Memory Woman: “…Not only that, but no action taken with regard to those who blatantly lied under oath and clearly attempted to…” May 30, 10:50
paul on Marvola The Memory Woman: “The question that is vexing me, and no doubt the entire nation, is whether ladies underwear identified by the police…” May 30, 10:39
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “Yes, those days seemed more authentic and innocent but maybe we were just oblivious to the political corruption and depravity…” May 30, 10:17