You’ve had a few pretty gruelling pieces to get through in the last week or so, readers, so here’s something a little more light-hearted.
It’s from an episode of Broadcasting Scotland on 27 November 2020, a month after we confirmed our big story about the SNP accounts and the missing fundraiser money. In it, snug-toed SNP MP Pete Wishart opines that there really is nothing to worry about, and we should all just put our trust in the party.
We’ll leave you to judge whose opinion stood the test of time.
The turnout at the “independence march and rally” yesterday was so abysmally poor that it seems almost unfair to pick on any of the scores of SNP elected representatives who didn’t bother to show up.
But dear old Cosy Feet Pete Wishart had the most chef’s-kiss excuse of all.
The reason he didn’t fancy getting his wee Billy Whizz quiff blown about a chilly Calton Hill was that he had important business “taking on the far right” – who were of course nowhere to be seen – with “half a million” (50,000) of his British besties, a convenient short Tube ride away from his London residence, at a pretty openly anti-Semitic protest called, with a double layer of delicious comedic value… UK Together.
If events in Edinburgh today are anything to go by – when a march and rally announced with great fanfare seven months ago, backed by both the “independence” parties in the Scottish Parliament and featuring the First Minister as main speaker, attracted perhaps 1,500 people at the most to Calton Hill on a bright and sunny day – the independence movement faces an imminent final apocalypse.
So here’s how to prepare yourself for when the SNP win a landslide with 35%, Keir Starmer says “So what?” and then a deathly silence descends for another five years.
Even Kelly Given and Iona Fyfe didn’t show up for this one. That’s how bad it is.
The number of parties who got MSPs elected at the last election is… five. (Though in fairness there are now six, Reform having a single MSP after Graham Simpson defected from the Tories. The Lib Dems are even outnumbered by independents, of whom there are seven.)
Disgraced ex-policeman and notorious vexatious serial complainant Lynsay Watson is having quite the meltdown on the groomer-and-paedophile haven Bluesky tonight.
Honestly, folks, I don’t even want to do this because almost nothing is more tedious for anyone else to read than two people having an internet beef – a lesson that I learned, ironically, from reading the site this post concerns, which does little else – but as well as reacting on a basic human level to someone being THIS deranged by hatred of you, it’s worth marvelling, like an elegant Victorian gentleman or lady taking a guided tour of an asylum, at how much insanity they can squeeze into a small space as a result.
And to detail the madness we have to start with that headline.
And this is what they say elsewhere, when they think nobody in Scotland is looking:
One day someone’s going to tell them about the internet, and our life’s going to get a lot more difficult. Until that day, though, let’s just enjoy the laughs.
Scottish Greens candidate and transactivist Matt “Ellie” Gomersall, with whom Wings readers will be familiar, appeared on the Jeremy Vine show today and blundered straight into an elephant trap a myopic mole could have seen coming on a foggy night.
Having just embarked on a diatribe in which he dismissed as “ridiculous” the idea that predatory men would ever pretend to be transwomen to gain access to vulnerable women, Vine asked him about Adam “Isla Bryson” Graham, the convicted double rapist that even hapless Humza Yousaf felt able to confidently assert was “at it”.
Having just painted himself into a corner, Gomersall was then embarrassingly unable to disown Bryson as a “real” transwoman, thereby implicitly admitting that transwomen do indeed present a danger to women in exactly the same way that predatory men do, and torpedoing his entire core point that it was unfair to “discriminate” against them in exactly the same way single-sex spaces discriminate against non-trans men.
(Outrageously, earlier in the speech he’d tried to claim that it was only natural that some transwomen would be sex offenders because some biological women were.)
It’s tempting to believe that Gomersall was demonstrating an intellectual vacuum by making such vacuously cretinous arguments and failing to spot even the most obvious pitfalls in them, but the truth is far worse. Gomersall, and people like him, know that they’re lying (which is why they always try to silence opponents), but they lack the moral courage to face up to the fact that the inevitable price of their lies is vulnerable women being raped by what he revoltingly waves away as “fringe cases”.
All rapists are fringe cases. 95% of men would never dream of raping anyone. But we discriminate against ALL men in women’s spaces because you can’t tell which ones are rapists by looking. Men like “Ellie” Gomersall, though, think that the price of a few women being raped is worth paying to validate their delusions and fetishes (in his case, the creepy fetish of skinwalking as his pretty sister), and they don’t even have the shred of decency to bother coming up with a coherent line of bullshit to cover it.
We wouldn’t be Wings if we didn’t round off this evening with a representative selection of some of the more measured and thoughtful responses from transactivists across the UK to today’s Supreme Court judgment.
So fetch some sort of celebratory beverage, settle down in your comfiest armchair in front of the fire (‘cos it’s been Baltic today) and enjoy the Sounds Of Kindness.
David Ferguson on The Promise: “It appears to me that the 9 March 2020 email is more legally damning. The others say that the money…” Jun 26, 16:37
Alf Baird on The Guilty Party: ““Stu is very much better at the forensic stuff than I am” You are too modest, Peter; few have reached…” Jun 26, 16:25
Brotyboy on The Promise: “Agreed. It’s almost the opposite of a tautology. This statement is false by virtue of the meanings of the words…” Jun 26, 16:24
agentx on The Promise: “Why were you rueing the day?” Jun 26, 16:08
Tartan Tory on The Promise: “When Johnston Carmichael (who were both the SNP’s accountants and my own company accountants) refused to endorse the SNP’s figures,…” Jun 26, 16:04
Ex President Xiden on The Guilty Party: “These morally vacuous, pea brained cultists are so suceptible to group think that they should never be anywhere near public…” Jun 26, 16:01
sarah on The Promise: “My husband was ruing the other day that we both had applied for, and received, a refund. But if a…” Jun 26, 16:00
Michael Bruce on The Promise: “Anyone who said that the ring-fenced money was ‘woven through the accounts’ should be brought up on charges.” Jun 26, 15:53
Mike on The Promise: “I joined the SNP after the 2014 referendum and quickly got a bad feeling after attending one of their branch…” Jun 26, 15:51
Xaracen on The Guilty Party: “The Decolonise-Scot article isn’t the game-changer it appears at first glance, but it does clarify a key point: the “salt-water…” Jun 26, 15:45
Heaver on The Promise: “If theres a movie of the rise and fall of Nicola Sturgeon it should be called Hardface.” Jun 26, 15:40
Tommo on The Promise: “Very persuasive article-however I believe that a more fruitful area for investigation would be the millions which the Editor advised…” Jun 26, 15:40
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “AI Dun AI has let you down with that pointless word salad again. As for examples you just need to…” Jun 26, 15:19
Hatey McHateface on The Guilty Party: “We will all have to hope and pray that Scotland’s long history of colonial theft, ethnic cleansing and genocide isn’t…” Jun 26, 15:08
Hatey McHateface on The Guilty Party: “Tumbleweed … Let us know when there’s a petition to re-instate slavery. Not for private individuals, you understand, but for…” Jun 26, 14:54
Hatey McHateface on The Guilty Party: “Some valid points from Confused. Unlike LIDL, it’s easy to staff a new hospital because every migrant dinghy is hoaching…” Jun 26, 14:17
Peter Campbell on The Guilty Party: “I should also have said, this is a great article.” Jun 26, 14:17
Hatey McHateface on The Guilty Party: “Presumably post-Indy, Alf, the self same mediocre post-colonial administrators will continue in their comfort zones making the same sub-optimal procurement…” Jun 26, 14:09
sarah on The Guilty Party: “The cause needs all our best brains working together. Good to see this appreciation – there’s hope yet!” Jun 26, 14:01
Peter Campbell on The Guilty Party: “When I joined the SNP in 2019, the Coatbridge and Chryston branch, I quickly found out about Findlay MacGregor. There…” Jun 26, 14:00
Hatey McHateface on The Guilty Party: “He’s back! Alpha Centauri was it, Northy? While you’ve been away Indy has been sorted at the UN. So you…” Jun 26, 13:59
sarah on The Guilty Party: “Marvellous, Fearghas – thanks so much for posting this link. MOH and self are “enjoying” it over lunch.” Jun 26, 13:59
Hatey McHateface on The Guilty Party: “Sorry, Alf. Not seeing the Indy date in there. But then you knew that. “Don’t tell him, Pike!”” Jun 26, 13:55
Wally Jumblatt on The Guilty Party: “Government (British Empire style at least) is the absolute worst at capital investment projects. They write a poor quality brief,…” Jun 26, 13:51
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Guilty Party: “Lorncal, I posted this link upthread but in the context of your post I provide it here again for fear…” Jun 26, 13:50
Peter A Bell on The Guilty Party: “I addressed this issue in my blog article today. But Stu is very much better at the forensic stuff than…” Jun 26, 13:26
Spartan 117 on The Guilty Party: “As a former regular ferry user to the Western and Northern Isles for many years you have hit the nail…” Jun 26, 13:18