You’ve had a few pretty gruelling pieces to get through in the last week or so, readers, so here’s something a little more light-hearted.
It’s from an episode of Broadcasting Scotland on 27 November 2020, a month after we confirmed our big story about the SNP accounts and the missing fundraiser money. In it, snug-toed SNP MP Pete Wishart opines that there really is nothing to worry about, and we should all just put our trust in the party.
We’ll leave you to judge whose opinion stood the test of time.
The turnout at the “independence march and rally” yesterday was so abysmally poor that it seems almost unfair to pick on any of the scores of SNP elected representatives who didn’t bother to show up.
But dear old Cosy Feet Pete Wishart had the most chef’s-kiss excuse of all.
The reason he didn’t fancy getting his wee Billy Whizz quiff blown about a chilly Calton Hill was that he had important business “taking on the far right” – who were of course nowhere to be seen – with “half a million” (50,000) of his British besties, a convenient short Tube ride away from his London residence, at a pretty openly anti-Semitic protest called, with a double layer of delicious comedic value… UK Together.
If events in Edinburgh today are anything to go by – when a march and rally announced with great fanfare seven months ago, backed by both the “independence” parties in the Scottish Parliament and featuring the First Minister as main speaker, attracted perhaps 1,500 people at the most to Calton Hill on a bright and sunny day – the independence movement faces an imminent final apocalypse.
So here’s how to prepare yourself for when the SNP win a landslide with 35%, Keir Starmer says “So what?” and then a deathly silence descends for another five years.
Even Kelly Given and Iona Fyfe didn’t show up for this one. That’s how bad it is.
The number of parties who got MSPs elected at the last election is… five. (Though in fairness there are now six, Reform having a single MSP after Graham Simpson defected from the Tories. The Lib Dems are even outnumbered by independents, of whom there are seven.)
Disgraced ex-policeman and notorious vexatious serial complainant Lynsay Watson is having quite the meltdown on the groomer-and-paedophile haven Bluesky tonight.
Honestly, folks, I don’t even want to do this because almost nothing is more tedious for anyone else to read than two people having an internet beef – a lesson that I learned, ironically, from reading the site this post concerns, which does little else – but as well as reacting on a basic human level to someone being THIS deranged by hatred of you, it’s worth marvelling, like an elegant Victorian gentleman or lady taking a guided tour of an asylum, at how much insanity they can squeeze into a small space as a result.
And to detail the madness we have to start with that headline.
And this is what they say elsewhere, when they think nobody in Scotland is looking:
One day someone’s going to tell them about the internet, and our life’s going to get a lot more difficult. Until that day, though, let’s just enjoy the laughs.
Scottish Greens candidate and transactivist Matt “Ellie” Gomersall, with whom Wings readers will be familiar, appeared on the Jeremy Vine show today and blundered straight into an elephant trap a myopic mole could have seen coming on a foggy night.
Having just embarked on a diatribe in which he dismissed as “ridiculous” the idea that predatory men would ever pretend to be transwomen to gain access to vulnerable women, Vine asked him about Adam “Isla Bryson” Graham, the convicted double rapist that even hapless Humza Yousaf felt able to confidently assert was “at it”.
Having just painted himself into a corner, Gomersall was then embarrassingly unable to disown Bryson as a “real” transwoman, thereby implicitly admitting that transwomen do indeed present a danger to women in exactly the same way that predatory men do, and torpedoing his entire core point that it was unfair to “discriminate” against them in exactly the same way single-sex spaces discriminate against non-trans men.
(Outrageously, earlier in the speech he’d tried to claim that it was only natural that some transwomen would be sex offenders because some biological women were.)
It’s tempting to believe that Gomersall was demonstrating an intellectual vacuum by making such vacuously cretinous arguments and failing to spot even the most obvious pitfalls in them, but the truth is far worse. Gomersall, and people like him, know that they’re lying (which is why they always try to silence opponents), but they lack the moral courage to face up to the fact that the inevitable price of their lies is vulnerable women being raped by what he revoltingly waves away as “fringe cases”.
All rapists are fringe cases. 95% of men would never dream of raping anyone. But we discriminate against ALL men in women’s spaces because you can’t tell which ones are rapists by looking. Men like “Ellie” Gomersall, though, think that the price of a few women being raped is worth paying to validate their delusions and fetishes (in his case, the creepy fetish of skinwalking as his pretty sister), and they don’t even have the shred of decency to bother coming up with a coherent line of bullshit to cover it.
We wouldn’t be Wings if we didn’t round off this evening with a representative selection of some of the more measured and thoughtful responses from transactivists across the UK to today’s Supreme Court judgment.
So fetch some sort of celebratory beverage, settle down in your comfiest armchair in front of the fire (‘cos it’s been Baltic today) and enjoy the Sounds Of Kindness.
James on Step One: ““…. A dismal routine. Invariably anti-independence headlines stood out on all front pages. The BBC of course duly recycled these…” Jul 13, 11:05
Northcode on Step One: “We cannot know how many eligible indigenous Scots voted SNP in the parliamentary elections – those data are not captured.…” Jul 13, 11:03
Andy Ellis on Step One: “Sadly Chas you’re falling in to lazy Project Fear catastrophism which will be instantly recognisable to many pro independence campaigners…” Jul 13, 10:52
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Step One: “LIBERATION SCOTLAND UPDATE July 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoyyPd_7E18” Jul 13, 10:16
Chas on Step One: “Scotland will never achieve Independence until there are some honest Politicians who will tell the populace what Independence will actually…” Jul 13, 10:14
MaryB on Step One: “Meanwhile, Liberation Scotland’s update on the ongoing work at the UN, is on utube. Well worth a listen.” Jul 13, 09:05
Andy Wiltshire on Step One: “It’s infuriating that pretty much every UK newspaper and broadcaster has some kind of Scotland correspondent, and yet they have…” Jul 13, 09:03
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Would it be fair to say that even if the SNP have “comprehensively failed the Scottish people”, the Scottish people…” Jul 13, 08:35
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Let’s not get carried away before we’ve checked his religion.” Jul 13, 08:11
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Personalised attacks on everybody is the norm. You only really notice it when it’s somebody you personally support. Looking at…” Jul 13, 08:04
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: “In no particular order: Naw. My particular hatred is reserved for the people who saddled Scotland with the Hate Crimes…” Jul 13, 07:51
Saffron Robe on Step One: “Very well said, Stuart. The SNP’s existence now depends on failing to deliver independence; for them, failure is success -…” Jul 13, 00:42
Mark Beggan on Step One: “Did you see those two goals by Bellingham. If only Scotland had players of this calibre.” Jul 13, 00:22
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Step One: “Dan Vevers writes: « [Ian] Dommett said: “Between 2004 and 2012. Murrell was my best client. […] Dommett added he…” Jul 12, 23:10
Northcode on Step One: “‘Oh, did it, aye?’ Northcode 22:58” Jul 12, 22:59
Northcode on It just takes a beat: ““It’s not as if you’ve got anything else to offer…” Do you even hear yourself… you, the most verbose bore…” Jul 12, 22:57
Mark Beggan on Step One: “‘The law came along to multiply the trespass. But where sin multiplied, grace multiplied even more.’ Romans 5:20.” Jul 12, 22:14
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: “Good one, Northy, you get back into your comfort zone. Cursing and swearing for Scotland hasn’t got us Indy yet,…” Jul 12, 22:09
agentx on Step One: ““An insider has now claimed that Murrell “called the shots” at Yes Scotland. It comes amid a police probe into…” Jul 12, 21:34
Northcode on It just takes a beat: ““…But I’m being unkind…” This is what happens when a Scot tries being fair to the English… the cunts (although…” Jul 12, 21:32
Hatey McHateface on Step One: ““He and his party will not mourn the loss of Scotland when the chips are down” That’s odd, Lorncal. He…” Jul 12, 21:24
Lorncal on Step One: “Yes, Turabdin, and now Yes Scotland is under scrutiny, just in case we were to rally behind it and Liberation…” Jul 12, 21:08
Steve A on It just takes a beat: “Hopefully the new Hillsborough Law will (in future) force the polish to take a more honest role in this affair.…” Jul 12, 21:05
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: ““my beef is with the English state, not ordinary English folk” How odd. So the England team doesn’t represent the…” Jul 12, 20:06
Alastair on Step One: “Still no sign of their 2025 Accounts that were due to be submitted to the Electoral Commission by 7th July” Jul 12, 19:59
sam on Step One: “Polis still investigating the missing cash.” Jul 12, 19:26
sam on It just takes a beat: “Mike Danson https://pureportal.strath.ac.uk/en/publications/towards-and-industrial-policy-for-scotland-a-discussion-of-princi/ Gerry McCartney https://vhscotland.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Gerry-McCartney-University-of-Glasgow.pdf Mariana Mazzucato, economist Andrea Bradley, education” Jul 12, 19:22
TURABDIN on Step One: “it was sustained civil disobedience and non cooperation that hastened the end of british rule in india not the hot…” Jul 12, 19:19
100%Yes on Step One: “I was reading these articles interesting how Flynn been given the task of lower food cost. People say Swinney is…” Jul 12, 19:13
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: ““This isn’t a back handed compliant” Are you sure?” Jul 12, 19:12