The turnout at the “independence march and rally” yesterday was so abysmally poor that it seems almost unfair to pick on any of the scores of SNP elected representatives who didn’t bother to show up.
But dear old Cosy Feet Pete Wishart had the most chef’s-kiss excuse of all.
The reason he didn’t fancy getting his wee Billy Whizz quiff blown about a chilly Calton Hill was that he had important business “taking on the far right” – who were of course nowhere to be seen – with “half a million” (50,000) of his British besties, a convenient short Tube ride away from his London residence, at a pretty openly anti-Semitic protest called, with a double layer of delicious comedic value… UK Together.
If events in Edinburgh today are anything to go by – when a march and rally announced with great fanfare seven months ago, backed by both the “independence” parties in the Scottish Parliament and featuring the First Minister as main speaker, attracted perhaps 1,500 people at the most to Calton Hill on a bright and sunny day – the independence movement faces an imminent final apocalypse.
So here’s how to prepare yourself for when the SNP win a landslide with 35%, Keir Starmer says “So what?” and then a deathly silence descends for another five years.
Even Kelly Given and Iona Fyfe didn’t show up for this one. That’s how bad it is.
The number of parties who got MSPs elected at the last election is… five. (Though in fairness there are now six, Reform having a single MSP after Graham Simpson defected from the Tories. The Lib Dems are even outnumbered by independents, of whom there are seven.)
Disgraced ex-policeman and notorious vexatious serial complainant Lynsay Watson is having quite the meltdown on the groomer-and-paedophile haven Bluesky tonight.
Honestly, folks, I don’t even want to do this because almost nothing is more tedious for anyone else to read than two people having an internet beef – a lesson that I learned, ironically, from reading the site this post concerns, which does little else – but as well as reacting on a basic human level to someone being THIS deranged by hatred of you, it’s worth marvelling, like an elegant Victorian gentleman or lady taking a guided tour of an asylum, at how much insanity they can squeeze into a small space as a result.
And to detail the madness we have to start with that headline.
And this is what they say elsewhere, when they think nobody in Scotland is looking:
One day someone’s going to tell them about the internet, and our life’s going to get a lot more difficult. Until that day, though, let’s just enjoy the laughs.
Scottish Greens candidate and transactivist Matt “Ellie” Gomersall, with whom Wings readers will be familiar, appeared on the Jeremy Vine show today and blundered straight into an elephant trap a myopic mole could have seen coming on a foggy night.
Having just embarked on a diatribe in which he dismissed as “ridiculous” the idea that predatory men would ever pretend to be transwomen to gain access to vulnerable women, Vine asked him about Adam “Isla Bryson” Graham, the convicted double rapist that even hapless Humza Yousaf felt able to confidently assert was “at it”.
Having just painted himself into a corner, Gomersall was then embarrassingly unable to disown Bryson as a “real” transwoman, thereby implicitly admitting that transwomen do indeed present a danger to women in exactly the same way that predatory men do, and torpedoing his entire core point that it was unfair to “discriminate” against them in exactly the same way single-sex spaces discriminate against non-trans men.
(Outrageously, earlier in the speech he’d tried to claim that it was only natural that some transwomen would be sex offenders because some biological women were.)
It’s tempting to believe that Gomersall was demonstrating an intellectual vacuum by making such vacuously cretinous arguments and failing to spot even the most obvious pitfalls in them, but the truth is far worse. Gomersall, and people like him, know that they’re lying (which is why they always try to silence opponents), but they lack the moral courage to face up to the fact that the inevitable price of their lies is vulnerable women being raped by what he revoltingly waves away as “fringe cases”.
All rapists are fringe cases. 95% of men would never dream of raping anyone. But we discriminate against ALL men in women’s spaces because you can’t tell which ones are rapists by looking. Men like “Ellie” Gomersall, though, think that the price of a few women being raped is worth paying to validate their delusions and fetishes (in his case, the creepy fetish of skinwalking as his pretty sister), and they don’t even have the shred of decency to bother coming up with a coherent line of bullshit to cover it.
We wouldn’t be Wings if we didn’t round off this evening with a representative selection of some of the more measured and thoughtful responses from transactivists across the UK to today’s Supreme Court judgment.
So fetch some sort of celebratory beverage, settle down in your comfiest armchair in front of the fire (‘cos it’s been Baltic today) and enjoy the Sounds Of Kindness.
Bilbo on Happy Anniversary: “What seems to get missed in the election hysteria that on woman’s issues the Scottish government is not following the…” Apr 17, 07:29
Cynicus on Happy Anniversary: “Marie says: 16 April, 2026 at 5:34 pm “My Reform candidate couldn’t even give the correct name for my constituency.”…” Apr 17, 06:11
Watching from afar on Happy Anniversary: “FFS giesabrek! Are placards promoting violence towards those who disagree not a crime? If the SNP promote such policies and…” Apr 17, 03:33
Peter McAvoy on Happy Anniversary: “I vaguely remember the airborne project I think it was fairly successful,so have it on a trial period to see…” Apr 17, 01:55
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “I think Eve Comrie has made her feelings about GRR perfectly clear. I believe it even cost her friendship with…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “George I think it was big Theo who hopped it to Australia once the game here was clearly up. Just…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “HMcH Just watching ITNs “special” this evening on shop lifting plus the social media inflamed gang shop lifting spree going…” Apr 17, 00:06
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “Fair enough George, but it will have brought the existence of the party to peoples consciousness, something MSN and (ahem)…” Apr 16, 23:41
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “it’s something I’ve noticed with you; first of all, you aren’t that smart or well-read for a start, not many…” Apr 16, 22:55
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Geri What Supreme Court Ruling are you referring to? The biggest single legal ruling of all time is what I…” Apr 16, 22:52
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “An excellent plan of action, Confused. The contracts for design, build, running and maintenance of Scotland’s gas chambers will be…” Apr 16, 22:36
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““I don’t think it’s best buddy” Here you go, Geri: “I don’t think” Fixed it for you. Pin that one…” Apr 16, 22:26
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “I care not who and how the people vote, as long as I get to count the postal votes. So,…” Apr 16, 22:18
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: ““What Scotland looks like today is a consequence of decisions made by our Westminster rulers” Dribbling havers. You’d have us…” Apr 16, 22:18
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “That is exactly what Alex Salmond was going to stand on was it not? A single issue – Independence. As…” Apr 16, 22:14
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Norway” Give it time. They’ll be fighting over access to the Arctic soon & the new shipping routes that’ll open…” Apr 16, 22:04
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Alf Baird True it will be a matter for Scots but don’t you think a wee skiffy on what it…” Apr 16, 22:00
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: ““What would Scotland look like after Independence” would obviously be a matter for the Scots alone. What Scotland looks like…” Apr 16, 21:30
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “@Jamie Have you maxed out on the antisemitism card? That gets about 10% traction on here. You might be able…” Apr 16, 21:24
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “Sorry, TURABDIN, but “some bastard English did it and then ran away” works no better in the Middle East than…” Apr 16, 21:19
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Still typing with your spare hand, James? At this rate, you’re never gonna live to see Indy. Not that I’m…” Apr 16, 21:07
Jamie on Happy Anniversary: “We have to persuade people that only independence can solve our problems. Currently only 10 to 20% of the population…” Apr 16, 21:00
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Young Lochinvar That’s a fair comment I suppose, but I don’t think it landed. Anybody with an IQ over 80…” Apr 16, 19:43
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Look – it’s the “working class hero” that’s never worked a night shift. Tosser. Can ye no hear that annoying,…” Apr 16, 19:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “The intelligent bit George was explaining the D’Hondt regional vote, and reduce unionists picking up their seats for free as…” Apr 16, 19:14
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Still vomiting up horse shit then? And Wilma’s working you from up the back by the looks of it. “Pricks”.” Apr 16, 19:05
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “On Scotlands Side just like the Alliance for Liberation political TV advert. Eve Comrie and Tommy Sheridan with one policy.…” Apr 16, 18:42
TURABDIN on Happy Anniversary: “I left «my part of the world» age 6, i have been effectively «homeless» ever since. I know first hand…” Apr 16, 18:39
Wally Jumblatt on Happy Anniversary: “They get so many votes because the old Labour vote of 20 years ago and more got so sick of…” Apr 16, 18:32
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “I don’t know how you managed it, Peter, but you seem to have excluded a lot of what the majority…” Apr 16, 18:21