Man, we wish we hadn’t used this headline up two days ago.
BBC Scotland’s Debate Night programme last night was rather peculiar. It took place in a mostly-empty studio, but clearly not due to COVID precautions because the people who were there were all jammed tightly together in the middle. (In fairness, given BBC Scotland’s audience ratings they may still have outnumbered television viewers.)
On an all-female panel it featured, “by popular demand”, someone presenter Stephen Jardine described as “one of our best-loved comedians”, a former electrician called Susie McCabe, who we’d never heard of in our lives. (She apparently presented the channel’s Hogmanay show, something no sane adult has watched since 1982.)
She made one particular contribution that set social media aflame.
We’ve asked Alex Cole-Hamilton for comment several times without reply. (Although there has been an unverified third-hand answer via Willie Rennie and a Twitter user.)
Wings Over Scotland makes absolutely no assertions about why MSPs wouldn’t want to very clearly and unambiguously disassociate themselves from such an unpleasant character after information about him had been brought to light in a widely-read (over 200,000 views) article which was trending on Twitter all day yesterday.
For the avoidance of doubt, we have no information about any interactions between Douglas and any MSPs that we’re keeping secret. But we’re not the least bit surprised that people have started wondering what possible reasons a whole string of male politicians could have for not wanting to upset a male prostitute, particularly given the long and sordid history of male politicians and male prostitutes in the UK.
To quash such speculation, we once again urge all MSPs who have associated with Beth Douglas to clearly and publicly disavow him and assure voters that he will no longer shape or influence legislation passed in the Scottish Parliament.
Last week he was prominent in a protest outside Queen Elizabeth House against the UK government’s S35 intervention over the Gender Recognition Reform Bill. He spoke alongside MSPs including Patrick Harvie, Karen Adam, Ross Greer, Paul Sweeney and Alex Cole-Hamilton, who lavished fulsome and effusive praise on him, going so far as to say that it was for Douglas personally that MSPs had pushed the bill through.
Wings will have a major article related to the subject dropping tomorrow morning, put together in conjunction with The Glinner Update. Please do tune in from 8am.
The final result of our Twitter poll from yesterday was pretty conclusive.
(It was also by a distance the biggest response we can ever remember getting for one – normally our Twitter polls get around 3,000 votes.)
But of course Twitter polls aren’t scientific – they’re self-selecting and they draw from a biased sample, in this case people who follow Wings and are more likely to agree with us on most things. So we need a bit more data for a better picture.
The recently-restored Wings Twitter account has a little over 56,000 followers, the vast bulk of them accumulated at a time when this site had far less reason to criticise the SNP or the Scottish Government. So while this poll isn’t scientific, the indy-friendly nature of the respondent base makes it pretty interesting.
Those numbers closely mirror what every actual proper poll tells us about Scottish people’s opinion of the GRR itself – they oppose it by margins of between 3:1 and 4:1. So if the Scottish Government is counting on the UK’s intervention to increase support for independence, frankly it looks like they’re onto a massive loser.
…by which we mean “IQs in the history of the Scottish Parliament”.
Put a cushion on your desk before you start listening to this, gang, or you might hurt your jaw. Because surely nobody quite as paralysingly, catastrophically thick as this clueless, bumbling, deranged and dangerous imbecile has ever been allowed to make the laws of Scotland before. We wouldn’t let her make orange squash, to be honest.
And yes, we’re including Kezia Dugdale and Jamie Greene in that reckoning.
(The largest number that said No, around 118,000, didn’t tick the boxes of either transwoman, transman or non-binary, nor wrote in their own. An unknown number of these may have been rejecting “gender” altogether. 30,000 ticked “non-binary” and 18,000 wrote in a gender because they were REALLY special.)
But, as we’ve been told times out of number, we must accept what people say about themselves. So 48,000 transwomen it is. So few. So vulnerable. And that number got me thinking.
Alert readers of Wings will know that I have a fondness for sweet and fruity things, and a particular favourite of mine are Tropical Vibes still lemonades. (NB Other drinks are available, this site is in no way sponsored by or financially affiliated to Tropical Vibes.)
I especially like their Ocean Blue variety, a deliciously sharp and tangy refresher which contains real blueberry juice.
(Although we’re not sure how “new followers” is being calculated there. We actually have more than 500 extra followers since 8pm – we can only assume that it’s only counting those who right-clicked and followed from that specific tweet.)
And part of the reason is that it’s plain that almost nobody knew about the report, even though it came out three months ago (when Wings was still in retirement). We had to dig deep to find any media coverage of it at all, and what there was was cursory at best, and sometimes a lot worse.
As a journalist, readers, sometimes you want to pep a story up a bit. From time to time, it’s perfectly legitimate to sensationalise a relatively minor aspect of something in order to draw attention to a worthwhile but intrinsically dull subject.
At other times, you find yourself in the strange position of having to talk a subject down as much as you can, because if you simply report the facts calmly and neutrally it’ll sound so outrageous and ridiculous and deranged that everyone will think you’ve gone full-on, tinfoil-hat, pencils-up-the-nose insane.
(We haven’t had any contact from Twitter about it, people just noticed the account was live again last night and told us about it, so we don’t know what the reason was.)
It’s still quite a shocking read even half a decade down the line.
We’ve only actually had 93 posts on trans issues in those five years, or an average of about one every three weeks. We know it feels like more. And we know that some of you thought we’d gone mad when we started warning about it.
But hopefully some of you have realised just what’s at stake, and even if you don’t care about that, how much it might cost the cause of independence. We really hope we can stop talking about it soon, if only so we don’t keep getting banned from Twitter.
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The fight about to come: “SALVO digital newsletter: ‘Territorial Alienation’ https://indd.adobe.com/view/713e7419-f745-461a-b79e-a061397e7638” Oct 15, 23:31
Northcode on The fight about to come: “I’m with the Captain on this one – Turabdin’s (I don’t do all-caps words or names unless I’m shouting at…” Oct 15, 23:07
Northcode on The fight about to come: “anomaly (noun) something that deviates from what is standard, normal, or expected. I’d say the intelligent, well-read, erudite, honest and…” Oct 15, 22:50
Northcode on The fight about to come: ““…surely you’d agree the Scots electorate cannot simply throw its collective hands up in the air and take no responsibility…”…” Oct 15, 22:31
Captain Caveman on The fight about to come: “Pfft. These bloody kids today 😀 We were a bunch of penniless, roughneck council estate kids in Essex back in…” Oct 15, 22:28
TURABDIN on The fight about to come: “@Captain Caveman «Les fausses opinions ressemblent à la fausse monnaie qui est frappée d’abord par de grands coupables, et dépensée…” Oct 15, 21:46
sam on The fight about to come: “One good reason why England will want to bind Scotland fast is this. https://www.navylookout.com/why-relocating-trident-away-from-scotland-is-virtually-impossible/ If or when Scotland decides it…” Oct 15, 21:14
sam on The fight about to come: “Excellent piece on Alex Salmond’s contribution to Scottish political life. A perception of competent government from 2007 allowed him to…” Oct 15, 21:02
Lorncal on The fight about to come: “I don’t think that Mr Salmond was an anomaly, Northcode. He was exceptional, that is what he was. He was…” Oct 15, 20:19
Bilbo on The fight about to come: “I had come across a phrase that is used by Hatey’s Middle East friends which is Freier and is a…” Oct 15, 20:16
Northcode on The fight about to come: “The fallacy where a future is anticipated on the assumption that present circumstances will remain unchanged — even when change…” Oct 15, 19:28
Hatey McHateface on The fight about to come: “Dinna fash, MH, I’m in no position to draw my lines on the map and then enforce my partition edicts.…” Oct 15, 18:47
Captain Caveman on The fight about to come: “I completely agree with you Aidan. Let no one kid themselves that in the event of an independent Scotland tomorrow,…” Oct 15, 18:24
Captain Caveman on The fight about to come: “Well, you evidently don’t like him, TURABDIN, so I’d say he’s off to a flying start on a proforma basis…” Oct 15, 17:27
TURABDIN on The fight about to come: “@Captain Caveman Joseph de Maistre, a rather recondite reference. Make your choice, on the left the gallows, on the right…” Oct 15, 16:53
TURABDIN on The fight about to come: “The SNP circus and its exclusive troop of flying pigs. Scotland on front line of «war economy», oh look everybody,…” Oct 15, 16:23
Aidan on The fight about to come: “Also I’d suggest at least with the status quo there’s enough reasonable competent people in various places in the system…” Oct 15, 16:00
Frank Gillougley on The fight about to come: “Every year, and every time they trot out the same old shite and expect the proletariat to lap it up…” Oct 15, 15:50
Captain Caveman on The fight about to come: “@Hatey Yes indeed, I’ll take Joseph de Maistre over our oft-mentioned friends Frantz Fanon and Aimé Césaire any day of…” Oct 15, 14:55
Captain Caveman on The fight about to come: “I can see where you’re coming from in a lot of what you say there, Northy, but surely you’d agree…” Oct 15, 14:51
Hatey McHateface on The fight about to come: “@Northcode When you have an electorate containing a majority that can’t or won’t stand for being told truths, the professional…” Oct 15, 14:42
Minceheid on The fight about to come: “Hatey McHateface says: 15 October, 2026 at 1:57 pm There never was anything but force joining the disparate peoples of…” Oct 15, 14:40
Northcode on The fight about to come: ““…there is a school of argument that suggests the SNP and their ilk do not have to be any good…”…” Oct 15, 14:11
Hatey McHateface on The fight about to come: “Good post, CC. Tribalism is a far more plausible explanation for Scotland’s current woes than colonialism will ever be. But…” Oct 15, 13:57
Captain Caveman on The fight about to come: “I don’t disagree per se. However, there is a school of argument that suggests the SNP and their ilk do…” Oct 15, 12:55
MaryB on The fight about to come: “Interesting that the SNP conference in Aberdeen is the same weekend as the SSRG conference in Dunfermline, discussing ideas for…” Oct 15, 12:42
Northcode on The fight about to come: ““Better to admit your faults than dress them in borrowed competence.” — attributed to Bea Lurt. Bea Lurt is often…” Oct 15, 11:54
Northcode on The fight about to come: “If we’re using fighting metaphors then the real, most obvious and most urgent, fight facing independence-seeking Scots is the one…” Oct 15, 11:01
Minceheid on The fight about to come: “I’m nae ower bothered about the beer because I have been abstinent for the past twenty years, but I’d be…” Oct 15, 09:34