For any of you who haven’t caught it yet, my interview from Monday’s BBC Scotcast (which is also available on Spotify).
Sadly due to a summer scheduling quirk the video version won’t go out on the telly, and seemingly not on the BBC YouTube page either, so you’ll just have to listen to the audio and somehow live without seeing my gorgeous face.
…by which we mean “IQs in the history of the Scottish Parliament”.
Put a cushion on your desk before you start listening to this, gang, or you might hurt your jaw. Because surely nobody quite as paralysingly, catastrophically thick as this clueless, bumbling, deranged and dangerous imbecile has ever been allowed to make the laws of Scotland before. We wouldn’t let her make orange squash, to be honest.
And yes, we’re including Kezia Dugdale and Jamie Greene in that reckoning.
We thought readers might possibly like to hear the unexpurgated audio of our interview with The Times this week, so that they could judge the tone of our “expletive-ridden condemnations” and whatnot for themselves.
Other than a few bits of minor tidying-up – such as me umming and aahing trying to remember the name of a song, or when the manager came round to ask if we wanted more drinks – this is the whole of the “official” interview.
(In conversation with Kenny Farquharson of The Times, 1 August 2019) .
In case you missed it, there was an interesting phone-in on the subject of Scottish independence on James O’Brien’s LBC radio show from 10am this morning. I chipped my tuppence-worth in at the start (I’m the second caller, from about 6m 25s), but it’s fascinating listening to O’Brien’s tone evolve as the hour-long segment goes on.
(James O’Brien, LBC, 7 August 2019) .
We don’t doubt for a moment the sincerity and good intent with which he states his position. But when he talks in the intro about the special feelings he has when he’s in Scotland, which he also gets in Greece, the whole argument collapses.
Because O’Brien doesn’t appear to need to feel that he “owns” Greece, or that he’s a Greek citizen, to have that warmth towards it. He doesn’t need the people of England to elect Greece’s governments for it – he’s happy to have those feelings towards a completely independent country. So why not about an independent Scotland?
(Sadly I was cut off before I got a chance to respond to his point about Germany and its federal regions, which would have been to point out that no one German region is six times bigger than all the others put together and can – and does – impose its will on them whenever it wants.)
And much to his credit he appears to realise that as the show goes on. Whether he still thinks deep down that the Scottish independence movement is in significant part driven by anti-Englishness, only he can say. But his callers today at least appear to have made him think about it, and it’s a process worth listening to.
We hadn’t been intending to talk about this again today, but the John Beattie show on Radio Scotland just ran a segment that we really can’t let go unremarked.
Here’s the whole thing. Some of that’s going to need interpreting for the sane.
For those of you who didn’t catch the media review section of today’s John Beattie show on Radio Scotland, where the Wings/YouTube copyright case was discussed at length, here’s a compilation of the relevant sections. It’s quite the listen.
(John Beattie, BBC Radio Scotland, 2 August 2018) .
There was (unintentionally, we presume) a very revealing turn of phrase used by Tory MEP Jacqueline Foster on today’s edition of Good Morning Scotland:
“Scotland held a referendum on independence a couple of years earlier, and if the Scots had won that referendum to leave the United Kingdom, they’d have left the European Union.”
We suppose it’s nice that even the Tories finally agree that Scotland lost by voting No. But it’s interesting to hear that apparently there hasnever been any way for Scots to stay in the EU – if they voted Yes in 2014 they were out, if they voted No in 2014 they were out, and even though they voted Remain in 2016 they’re going out.
Any fair-minded democrat would surely then accept that Scotland’s voters deserve one chance to actually make that choice in a meaningful way, no?
This is the well-known hardcore Corbynite commentator John McTernan on the radio yesterday, detailing how outrageous it would be for politicians to attempt to block a second referendum on a divisive but important issue.
(Alert readers may have noticed that I had to adopt a wee bit of subterfuge to get on by saying – truthfully – that I was from Bathgate, because BBC Scotland don’t tend to take my calls when I say where I am.)
As you’ll hear, Rennie had no answer to the question (even when put to him again by Adams), trying to deflect the issue onto SNP BAD instead.
His position was that the British people should have the right to another vote in case they’ve changed their mind about Brexit, even though there’s been no material change of circumstances, but that the Scottish people SHOULDN’T have the right to another vote on independence even though there HAS been a huge material change.
James on Step One: ““…. A dismal routine. Invariably anti-independence headlines stood out on all front pages. The BBC of course duly recycled these…” Jul 13, 11:05
Northcode on Step One: “We cannot know how many eligible indigenous Scots voted SNP in the parliamentary elections – those data are not captured.…” Jul 13, 11:03
Andy Ellis on Step One: “Sadly Chas you’re falling in to lazy Project Fear catastrophism which will be instantly recognisable to many pro independence campaigners…” Jul 13, 10:52
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Step One: “LIBERATION SCOTLAND UPDATE July 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoyyPd_7E18” Jul 13, 10:16
Chas on Step One: “Scotland will never achieve Independence until there are some honest Politicians who will tell the populace what Independence will actually…” Jul 13, 10:14
MaryB on Step One: “Meanwhile, Liberation Scotland’s update on the ongoing work at the UN, is on utube. Well worth a listen.” Jul 13, 09:05
Andy Wiltshire on Step One: “It’s infuriating that pretty much every UK newspaper and broadcaster has some kind of Scotland correspondent, and yet they have…” Jul 13, 09:03
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Would it be fair to say that even if the SNP have “comprehensively failed the Scottish people”, the Scottish people…” Jul 13, 08:35
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Let’s not get carried away before we’ve checked his religion.” Jul 13, 08:11
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Personalised attacks on everybody is the norm. You only really notice it when it’s somebody you personally support. Looking at…” Jul 13, 08:04
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: “In no particular order: Naw. My particular hatred is reserved for the people who saddled Scotland with the Hate Crimes…” Jul 13, 07:51
Saffron Robe on Step One: “Very well said, Stuart. The SNP’s existence now depends on failing to deliver independence; for them, failure is success -…” Jul 13, 00:42
Mark Beggan on Step One: “Did you see those two goals by Bellingham. If only Scotland had players of this calibre.” Jul 13, 00:22
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Step One: “Dan Vevers writes: « [Ian] Dommett said: “Between 2004 and 2012. Murrell was my best client. […] Dommett added he…” Jul 12, 23:10
Northcode on Step One: “‘Oh, did it, aye?’ Northcode 22:58” Jul 12, 22:59
Northcode on It just takes a beat: ““It’s not as if you’ve got anything else to offer…” Do you even hear yourself… you, the most verbose bore…” Jul 12, 22:57
Mark Beggan on Step One: “‘The law came along to multiply the trespass. But where sin multiplied, grace multiplied even more.’ Romans 5:20.” Jul 12, 22:14
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: “Good one, Northy, you get back into your comfort zone. Cursing and swearing for Scotland hasn’t got us Indy yet,…” Jul 12, 22:09
agentx on Step One: ““An insider has now claimed that Murrell “called the shots” at Yes Scotland. It comes amid a police probe into…” Jul 12, 21:34
Northcode on It just takes a beat: ““…But I’m being unkind…” This is what happens when a Scot tries being fair to the English… the cunts (although…” Jul 12, 21:32
Hatey McHateface on Step One: ““He and his party will not mourn the loss of Scotland when the chips are down” That’s odd, Lorncal. He…” Jul 12, 21:24
Lorncal on Step One: “Yes, Turabdin, and now Yes Scotland is under scrutiny, just in case we were to rally behind it and Liberation…” Jul 12, 21:08
Steve A on It just takes a beat: “Hopefully the new Hillsborough Law will (in future) force the polish to take a more honest role in this affair.…” Jul 12, 21:05
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: ““my beef is with the English state, not ordinary English folk” How odd. So the England team doesn’t represent the…” Jul 12, 20:06
Alastair on Step One: “Still no sign of their 2025 Accounts that were due to be submitted to the Electoral Commission by 7th July” Jul 12, 19:59
sam on Step One: “Polis still investigating the missing cash.” Jul 12, 19:26
sam on It just takes a beat: “Mike Danson https://pureportal.strath.ac.uk/en/publications/towards-and-industrial-policy-for-scotland-a-discussion-of-princi/ Gerry McCartney https://vhscotland.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Gerry-McCartney-University-of-Glasgow.pdf Mariana Mazzucato, economist Andrea Bradley, education” Jul 12, 19:22
TURABDIN on Step One: “it was sustained civil disobedience and non cooperation that hastened the end of british rule in india not the hot…” Jul 12, 19:19
100%Yes on Step One: “I was reading these articles interesting how Flynn been given the task of lower food cost. People say Swinney is…” Jul 12, 19:13
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: ““This isn’t a back handed compliant” Are you sure?” Jul 12, 19:12