Wings just can’t seem to stop breaking traffic records these days.
Despite having considerably fewer posts (46 to March’s 69), April saw the highest number of unique visitors to the site in close to three years. And that’s even more remarkable when you consider how hard just about everyone is trying to stop them.
“Why can’t you just be kind?” is the signature cry of the transcult. Anyone professing a belief in the material reality of biology in 2021 is viciously attacked as a cruel and heartless bigot for refusing to affirm and validate this sort of madness:
Now, it hasn’t come as any surprise to us that “Bonnie Prince Bob”, who is this week’s darling of the Scottish media and is running for the Edinburgh Central seat against Angus Robertson, is a deeply tiresome faux-revolutionary Bella Caledonia-type poseur straight out of the most insufferable kind of student drama society.
We were already aware of the fact because he’s been morbidly and creepily obsessed with Wings (and in particular my sex life for some unfathomable reason) for years.
Bob is a dedicated self-publicist to whom the election is just an opportunity for a bit of attention-seeking and grifting. He’s raised over £8,000 for unspecified purposes in a campaign that’s being conducted almost entirely online at next to no cost.
But hey, everyone’s got bills to pay, so good luck to him on that. There was a gap in the market for a cross between a slightly less clever pro-indy Neil Oliver and the oblivious wearing-outdoors-accessories-indoors bombast of George Galloway, and he seems to have cornered it with a modicum of aplomb.
Our always-alert readers will probably have noticed that Nicola Sturgeon’s constant catchphrase this week has been how Yes supporters still need to “build the case for independence”, rather than actually do anything to achieve it.
But the thing is, she’s the leader of the SNP. Building the case for independence is literally her job, and she’s now been doing it for six and a half years. So how much progress have we made?
Holiday Boy is on holiday. But remember in 2018 when Nicola Sturgeon was going to use next week’s election as a de facto referendum if the UK government hadn’t given her permission for one by now, readers?
It’s almost like you can’t ever believe a word she says.
It’s pretty stark when you see it laid out like this.
In just four months, the SNP – because if you aggressively assert sole ownership of a political campaign, there’s nobody else you can blame when it goes south – have turned a 10-point lead for independence into a seven-point lead for the Union with the same polling company.
And while that’s pretty brutal in itself, it’s not even the real fly in the ointment.
Remember when we’d had 20-odd Yes-majority polls in a row, and all the courtiers of Queen Nicola Of Trans were telling us that it was solely down to her personal strategic genius and cunning masterplan of gently persuading soft No voters by, um, not actually taking any steps to achieve independence in case it scared them?
Hi lads. This website has, we’d be the first to admit, made some pretty strong criticisms of you fellas in the last week or two, but we’re pleased to note that you finally HAVE actually manned up and released your “minifesto” tonight.
We’ll let readers judge it for themselves, but we do have one question.
TURABDIN on Only An Excuse: “A quote from D.H. Lawrence “All the lot. Their spunk is gone dead. Motor-cars and cinemas and aeroplanes suck that…” May 23, 19:02
Geri on Only An Excuse: “Then scroll by. Fuck off. Don’t comment. It’s not exactly rocket science is it? It’s you that seems troubled &…” May 23, 19:02
Geri on Only An Excuse: “But you can at least vote out a presidente, George. & I’d assume an independent Scotland would have a constitution…” May 23, 18:53
Aidan on Only An Excuse: “The things that you post on here Geri are deranged, and the fact that you post them in the early…” May 23, 18:32
George Ferguson on Only An Excuse: “@Geri We are monarchists because we don’t want Nicola Sturgeon as El Presidente in charge of a Country that doesn’t…” May 23, 18:11
Geri on Only An Excuse: “I do know that, AI Dan. I just dunno WTF some sad wanker would think to check it & then…” May 23, 18:05
Aidan on Only An Excuse: “I don’t know if you know this Geri – but at the bottom of each post it shows what time…” May 23, 17:43
Geri on Only An Excuse: “I dunno. There was nothing like going off to fight for king & country to come hame tae yer entire…” May 23, 17:42
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “@Marie. In that case, may The Force be with you!” May 23, 17:35
George Ferguson on Only An Excuse: “Well thats the Trongate trashed tonight. And most Celtic supporters won’t be able to tell you why. It was Father…” May 23, 16:49
Alf Baird on Only An Excuse: “Hatey, in a colony we are all colonised to some extent, some groups more, some less, and those exhibiting denial…” May 23, 16:47
Geri on Only An Excuse: “Shiteface, Do you need a hanky?” May 23, 16:45
Geri on Only An Excuse: “AI Dan, It’s quite easy to call you a sad bastard. You & Shiteface give so many opportunities. Whit other…” May 23, 16:32
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “I’mnogay McI’mnogayface @ 8.11 Well well well! 😉 What a Julian Clareyesque rant! Raw nerve hit eh.. I think you’ll…” May 23, 15:56
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “I’mnogay McI’mnogayface @ 8.46 Your projecting again “old boy”.. And not one reference to oaths either, you’re slipping..” May 23, 15:39
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: ““I’ve used “Yisra’el”, the unRomanised Hebrew form of the country’s name just in case using its modern, Romanised, version offends…” May 23, 14:56
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Shocking, Northy. He’ll be claiming to be a thousand year old, space traveling Pict in no time. Nevertheless, your post…” May 23, 14:36
Marie Clark on Off-topic: “Aw Naw Tinto, don’t tell me that, you’ll break my wee heart. You are naughty. Onywho, as long as MrC…” May 23, 14:30
Skip_NC on Only An Excuse: “Alf @ 11:17pm, if you’re going to present Douglas Ross (which spellcheck wanted to change to Toss) in evidence then…” May 23, 14:27
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “So if last Saturday’s ref (remember him) has “many decades of solid, competent, uncontroversial service behind him” that’s just him…” May 23, 14:27
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Leave Geri alone, Aidan. For all you know, she could be having an organism too! But if you’re not, Barbs,…” May 23, 14:15
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Elite Pechts, eh? Pechtish Kings, eh? Your lot would go all Taliban on them if you got a chance. Destroy…” May 23, 14:09
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Scot today, Pict tomorrow, or was it yesterday? Consistent never.” May 23, 14:01
Captain Caveman on Only An Excuse: “Heh, worth a bash. I’m potty about rosemary anyway and grow loads of the stuff, flowering like crazy as we…” May 23, 13:17
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Guid day tae ye, Geri. Thanks for the hair advice I might give it a try. I’ll let ye ken…” May 23, 13:05
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Guid day tae ye, Sam. A braw we bit o Scots leid thair – it fair cheered me up.” May 23, 12:55
Alf Baird on Only An Excuse: ““it strikes me that Saturday’s ref may have many decades of solid, competent, uncontroversial service behind him” Indeed, might even…” May 23, 12:47
Geri on Only An Excuse: “Slap some Rosemary oil on yer napper. It’s supposed to be good for stimulating hair growth. The proper recommended strength…” May 23, 12:32
Aidan on Only An Excuse: “@Alf – it’s going to be 23 degrees in Edinburgh this week, do you think the coloniser will allow the…” May 23, 12:23
Aidan on Only An Excuse: “What a load of drivel.” May 23, 12:16