The reality-TV let’s say “personality” Kelly Given – who Wings readers previously met on a trip to New York for Tartan Week with a raft of SNP let’s say “celebrities” a couple of months ago – has been off on another nice holiday.
Last night she told both the viewers of BBC Scotland’s “Seven Days” that she’d just spent three weeks on an island in Greece, where apparently she was quite shocked to discover that the Mediterranean nation was hot in July.
When Humza Yousaf was campaigning to be elected leader of the SNP, he pledged that he would be not only the First Minister, but also the “First Activist”. It transpired that this in fact meant chapping a few doors in Dundee, just down the road from his home in Broughty Ferry (and on the way to his Glasgow constituency).
But what might a real “First Activist” have done with the position and power?
While idly browsing Twitter this morning, we made a startling discovery triggered by the SNP leadership election, and it was this: nobody in Scotland really knows what the nation’s law on abortion is.
It was prompted by these two tweets, both of which appear to be true:
The thing they agree on is that Humza Yousaf has just declared that he wants to change the law around abortion so that women can abort babies in Scotland solely on the grounds that they don’t like which sex they are. And that seems like something that should probably be bigger news.
The recently-restored Wings Twitter account has a little over 56,000 followers, the vast bulk of them accumulated at a time when this site had far less reason to criticise the SNP or the Scottish Government. So while this poll isn’t scientific, the indy-friendly nature of the respondent base makes it pretty interesting.
Those numbers closely mirror what every actual proper poll tells us about Scottish people’s opinion of the GRR itself – they oppose it by margins of between 3:1 and 4:1. So if the Scottish Government is counting on the UK’s intervention to increase support for independence, frankly it looks like they’re onto a massive loser.
…by which we mean “IQs in the history of the Scottish Parliament”.
Put a cushion on your desk before you start listening to this, gang, or you might hurt your jaw. Because surely nobody quite as paralysingly, catastrophically thick as this clueless, bumbling, deranged and dangerous imbecile has ever been allowed to make the laws of Scotland before. We wouldn’t let her make orange squash, to be honest.
And yes, we’re including Kezia Dugdale and Jamie Greene in that reckoning.
A few months ago, we all had a good chuckle at Pete Wishart’s screeching 180-degree turn on the subject of using a plebiscitary election for independence, a strategy which switched overnight from “suicidal, disastrous fringe lunacy with no hope of success” to “genius plan Nicola herself came up with”.
But after that crude ad-hoc field patch, we’re delighted to be able to report that Pete has submitted himself to SNP HQ for a full operating system update and is now fully compliant with the New Truth.
The newest Panelbase poll, which shows a narrow lead for independence, was an “omnibus” one with questions provided by multiple clients, including Wings and the Sunday Times. The questions we’re about to show you were asked by the ST rather than ourselves, but their results are deeply disturbing on multiple levels.
The first one is perhaps predictable but still unsettling. (Click all pics to enlarge.)
A huge 2:1 majority of Scots believe the Scottish Government’s proposed new “gender recognition” laws pose a safety risk to women. Tory voters think so by almost 9:1, Lib Dem voters by almost 6:1, and Labour voters by nearly 2:1.
That can only partly be explained away by partisan party loyalty – Labour and the Liberal Democrats both support the bill, but their own voters are still strongly against. More noteworthy is the fact that (excluding Don’t Knows) even slavishly loyal SNP voters agree with the statement by a smaller but still clear 12-point margin, 56 to 44.
So let’s say it unambiguously: most SNP voters think the SNP’s gender reforms pose a danger to women’s safety.
Yesterday we watched the first day’s proceedings of For Women Scotland taking the Scottish Government to court over its definition of what a woman is.
The topic is really very niche but will affect us all if the judge rules for the government (we won’t know the outcome for at least a month or two), so here’s the short version of what it’s all about.
I am greatly honoured to have been targeted for censorship in the same weekend as two great artists as rightly esteemed as Salman Rushdie and Jerry Sadowitz. (Though thankful to have not yet been violently physically attacked for my views, as both have.)
To be honest, I was amazed my most recent Twitter account lasted three months. I set it up in May for the sole purpose of a throwaway rude reply to Darren “Loki” McGarvey and Kenny Farquharson of The Times, expecting it to be banned within hours, then somehow it had thousands of followers and I figured I might as well have a bit of fun with it for however long it lasted against the barrage of shrieking outrage and mass organised complaints from the SNP Twitler Youth.
Which turned out to be until Saturday night.
Twitter has declined to identify who I supposedly incited the harassment of, or to offer any examples of the offending tweets. Obviously I did no such thing, but it’s good to know that “in order to ensure that people feel safe expressing diverse opinions and beliefs on our platform”, only some opinions and beliefs may be expressed.
Although we’re retired we already wrote this, so we may as well put it up for the 99.9% of Scots who don’t read the comments on David Leask‘s columns in the Herald.
It’s a claim he’s been banging on about since at least 2014, without ever providing a scrap of evidence to support it (his standard modus operandi), and yesterday was no exception. So let’s show Little Dave how proper big-boy journalists do it.
Alf Baird on A Stitch In Timing: ““Jockistinian” As Memmi wrote, “racism is a consubstantial part of colonialism” and hence racism is always prevalent in colonial society.…” Feb 9, 07:28
Hatey McHateface on Echoes of history: ““entitled, within reason to post their opinions” Generous, willie, no stereotypical grippy Scot are you. But then it’s not your…” Feb 9, 00:12
Hatey McHateface on Echoes of history: ““She was a week individual” About 20 years ago, I worked with a minute individual. She eventually moved on -…” Feb 9, 00:02
Andrea on Echoes of history: “OT on the top part of that front page. Honest question, are we been governed by a cabal of lesbians?…” Feb 8, 22:57
Young Lochinvar on A Stitch In Timing: “@ H McH ? So you’re projecting then; and a proud-boy projectionist at that! Oi vey y’all! Jeez, it’s difficult…” Feb 8, 22:10
Young Lochinvar on A Stitch In Timing: “Cool yer jets Cynicus, we are just discussing history..” Feb 8, 22:01
Rob on Echoes of history: “I still don’t think the may elections are about indy., or much else that folk are twittering on about. Most…” Feb 8, 21:31
willie on Echoes of history: “Understand your sentiments 100% yes. Many will feel the same. However, it does no good, at least in my mind,…” Feb 8, 21:28
Iain More on Echoes of history: “And what happens if the English NAZI Reform Party only stands in the Regional Lists. The question that the complacent…” Feb 8, 21:25
willie on Echoes of history: “People are entitled, within reason to post their opinions. But one has to say that there are some utterly shallow…” Feb 8, 21:18
Lorna Campbell on Echoes of history: “Angus Robertson is unlikely to lose his seat, not because Lorna Slater is any less under the control of the…” Feb 8, 21:17
100%Yes on Echoes of history: “The norge bloke. I believe he’s called Mouat was impressed with the amount of British flags where in the audience.…” Feb 8, 21:01
100%Yes on Echoes of history: “She was a week individual who should have stood up to Sturgeon instead she allowed Sturgeon to run her department,…” Feb 8, 20:56
100%Yes on Echoes of history: “Now I’ll get on to Freeman, this woman was never an Indy supporter, she run to which ever party was…” Feb 8, 20:50
100%Yes on Echoes of history: “I’d rather Lorna Slater got the Seat than Angus Robertson, that’s how much I despise the SNP, its gone past…” Feb 8, 20:38
Marie on Echoes of history: “Better late than never doll. You happy with tyranny then? Oh dearie me.” Feb 8, 20:36
agentx on Echoes of history: “Willie says: “Time we woke up and took back control.” ——————————————- Why have you been asleep and is tomorrow ok?” Feb 8, 20:03
Willie on Echoes of history: “The noose tightens on Starmer and his rotten and corrupt Labour party. McSweeney’s departure is but a king Canute maneuver…” Feb 8, 19:37
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “@Andy Ellis On your list of those whose attachment to Indy holes the cause below the water line, you omitted…” Feb 8, 19:00
Hatey McHateface on Echoes of history: “Tell you what, Cynicus, lead by example. Explain to us the implications to you and every other Sovereign Scot of…” Feb 8, 18:34
agentx on Echoes of history: “Alternatively just relax and watch the Scottish mixed doubles colonised curling team enjoy their success (so far) at the Winter…” Feb 8, 18:31
Cynicus on Echoes of history: “What a shame Rev. that you posted this before the really big political story broke : that of the resignation…” Feb 8, 17:48
Vestas on Echoes of history: “What kind of window-licker is going to vote for that cunt?” Feb 8, 17:43
Cynicus on A Stitch In Timing: “The prime minister has resigned! No, not Starmer, but the real prime minister, Morgan McSweeney, protegé of Mandelson whose Washington…” Feb 8, 17:37
factchecker on A Stitch In Timing: “Yes, James, it is. And as I made clear previously, my reference to “Your rugby league” refers to a league…” Feb 8, 17:19
Andy Ellis on A Stitch In Timing: “Sadly for you Alf, very few of your countrymen, whether Scots speakers or not, actually buy your “Scotland as colony”…” Feb 8, 16:52
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “Ah C’moan noo, Lorna. One of them’s got ADHD and one of them’s (could be the same one) got a…” Feb 8, 16:31
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “For those Scots pondering Northy’s undoubtedly unsolicited plug for Professor Baird’s book, it must be pointed out that Northy claims…” Feb 8, 16:18
Hatey McHateface on A Stitch In Timing: “@YL Thanks for the complement. The reality though, unpalatable as it may be, is that sometimes what looks to the…” Feb 8, 16:10