So, having made a statement on Monday morning which asserted that she wouldn’t make any further statements, then making another statement on Monday afternoon, Nicola Sturgeon and her solicitor issued a third statement in 36 hours last night.
And while we acknowledge that this is a very high bar to clear, it contained one of the most troubling and blatant lies she’s ever told.
It’d be quite hard to find an image that more completely summed up the wretched state of the SNP in 2025 than this one. Look at that tiny handful of miserable faces, sitting dejectedly around a near-empty function room. It’s so bleak Mike Leigh could make an entire movie out of it.
And we know what you’re thinking – that we sat through some internet livestream to find the most pitiful-looking freezeframe imaginable to show them in a bad light. But nope. Kevin Stewart MSP posted this cheery snapshot of his own free will on Twitter on Sunday morning, presumably in the hope of boosting party morale in some way.
Our apologies for the lack of recent activity here, readers, but there’s just been nothing happening worth talking about. Meanwhile, here’s some more music.
I’ve always been obsessed, in cultural terms, with pivot points: the precise moments at which something significant changes irreversibly.
They can be a goal that ushers in a football team’s golden era – for me, Alex McLeish putting Aberdeen level in the 1982 Scottish Cup final. They can be a twist in a movie, like (first example that comes to mind) the shocking revelation of the bad guy in LA Confidential. They can spring out of nowhere, like the latter, or be something that was visibly on the way but finally crystallises, like the former.
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “I have a crisp tenner that says calling somebody a pygmy – a derogatory term with racist overtones – is…” Jun 16, 23:27
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “You don’t get it, Marie. Again. An immigrant ceases to be an immigrant when she loves her adopted country. Then…” Jun 16, 23:17
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Then I’d have to create yet more identities! Have a heart, Bob. I’m struggling to keep track of even the…” Jun 16, 23:08
robertkknight on Response Level Upgrade: “This place should be renamed “Hatey McHateface Over Wings”. Rev… Any chance of limiting BTL comments to 5 per person…” Jun 16, 22:55
Oneliner on Response Level Upgrade: “He called the Donald a ‘war criminal’” Jun 16, 22:21
Marie on Response Level Upgrade: “Americans are generally thought of as patriots who love their flag and their country and put their hands on their…” Jun 16, 21:48
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “Pygmies, literally and figuratively, fail to recognise words of the inaugural speech of Jimmy Reid as Rector of Glasgow University.” Jun 16, 21:29
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “MSM reporting that two petitions calling for FIFA to review the refereeing of the Scotland-Haiti match have now reached 155,000…” Jun 16, 21:21
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “A Leftist is someone who wants the immigrant and all his mates to come to their country so they can…” Jun 16, 20:41
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “A patriot is someone who wants the immigrant to go back to their own country ASAP by the fastest route.” Jun 16, 20:32
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “And of course using that definition Alf, every region and county within the U.K. would similarly be a colony, lacking…” Jun 16, 20:31
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “I know James, and I am, after all, just a ‘wanker’, though I draw the line at ‘effete arsehole’ as…” Jun 16, 20:28
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “An immigrant is somebody who hates their adopted country. Discuss.” Jun 16, 20:10
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““distributes funds necessary to keep […] much of the native proletariat on side, being ‘the most favoured section of the…” Jun 16, 20:07
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: ““the book” This may be the correct term given that I assume you are referring to the only research-based book…” Jun 16, 20:05
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “‘A patriot is someone who loves their country. A nationalist is someone who hates everybody else’s country’” Jun 16, 19:59
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Can I just say, Marie, that in the Land Of The Stupid Comments, the writer of the Most Stupid Comment…” Jun 16, 19:58
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: ““Public life in Scotland is dominated by fake-nats, bourgeois leftists, anglos, and every variety of grifter and opportunist” Excellent synopsis,…” Jun 16, 18:22
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: ““Only have to look at the manner in which opposite sides on political debates dehumanize each other for daring to…” Jun 16, 17:48
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “Well done American Homeland Security. I wouldn’t let a baldy grifter who doesn’t know the difference between a man and…” Jun 16, 16:18
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Do you honestly think the British state would pay three people to entertain an irrelevant idiot like you James? If…” Jun 16, 16:18
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Havers, sam. It’s all the fault of colonialism.” Jun 16, 16:08
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““hundreds of Scotland fans who had previously been granted an ESTA had had their travel permits withdrawn at the last…” Jun 16, 15:56
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “Interesting quotes with much food for thought. Only have to look at the manner in which opposite sides on political…” Jun 16, 15:48
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “It might be a very subtle witticism, Northy. Chas might be hinting at how the reflection in the mirror connects…” Jun 16, 15:47