Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
Heather McLean on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The franchise for the Scottish Parliament needs to be revisited and reformed so that only permanent residents in Scotland can…” May 9, 12:39
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The moment I read about the work visa – klaxons sounded. USaid activists are funded from all over the world…” May 9, 12:23
Minceheid on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Bilbo says: 9 May, 2026 at 10:32 am In 2020, the Scottish Parliament passed the Scottish Elections (Franchise and Representation)…” May 9, 12:19
Lorncal on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Izzy: there is not one day passes that does not witness someone enter the BTL commentary to tell everyone how…” May 9, 12:15
Andrew Kidd on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I think the voters rather than the press will make an association with the performance of pro-indy parties and the…” May 9, 12:14
Northcode on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Aye, Geri… setting my facetious nature aside for a moment, garnering so many votes in just a couple of months…” May 9, 12:11
TURABDIN on And Nothing Happened Forever: “«You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief – and sometimes, when cucumber…” May 9, 12:09
Stevo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You have seen the news this morning. The crypt has been opened and he’s back as and economic advisor!” May 9, 12:06
Lorncal on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Bilbo: indeed. Nowhere else would this be allowed. I believe that Lorna Slater was born in Scotland and moved to…” May 9, 11:59
Cuphook on And Nothing Happened Forever: “It’s not too early, and it’s not really an electoral issue: it’s about polarity. The Greens are limited to university…” May 9, 11:58
panda paws on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““even the BBC highlighted that if a party wins big on the constituency the party isn’t going to win any…” May 9, 11:54
Minceheid on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Bilbo says: 9 May, 2026 at 10:59 am * It is possible that the Green MSP has been illegally elected…” May 9, 11:51
Andrea on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Dear me… What about Lorna, is she a dual national? I couldn’t find any info.” May 9, 11:46
Rev. Stuart Campbell on And Nothing Happened Forever: “That’s what they said about Theresa May, and Boris Johnson, and etc etc etc.” May 9, 11:44
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “@ Sven I’ve got a feeling that the fella isn’t Transgender or Queer but a grifter. It’s a good way…” May 9, 11:38
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You would be treated with a bit more respect if you actually took the time to spell check rather than…” May 9, 11:34
TURABDIN on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;…” May 9, 11:30
KOF on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Satan’s nonce parties win again. Joh 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth…” May 9, 11:29
Izzie on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Im sorry this platform has degenerated into baseless name callimg and hurling of insults. We used to have discussion. I…” May 9, 11:28
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Meanwhile, in England the Muslim / left and radical right are squaring up to each other. Listen to the victory…” May 9, 11:12
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Wake up! The SNP do not want Independence. They consistently vote AGAINST it. Ash Regan offered it on a plate…” May 9, 11:06
Northcode on And Nothing Happened Forever: “In Gumpian Logic justice is as justice does. Or, put another way, “Justice exists only where actions make it real.”…” May 9, 11:02
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “With the disappointing result of no AtLS candidates not being elected, you need to look at the very few positives.…” May 9, 10:59
BroughtyBoy on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The big winner is Stephen Flynn. Ready to take leadership in early 2028. Swinney will take the pain of the…” May 9, 10:48
Bono bunny on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Is it possible to ascertain how many Reform MSP’s got in due to SNP 1 + 2?” May 9, 10:43
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Just ran the Scottish Elections (Franchise and Representation) Act 2020 through AI and it has come out of the following…” May 9, 10:39
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Aye, not a bad result for an alliance only established eight weeks ago & with very limited coverage & funding.…” May 9, 10:35