Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Faces In Sand: “SANDIE PEGGIE URGES NHS SCOT TO ENFORCE SINGLE-SEX SPACES Nurse Sandie Peggie has urged NHS Scotland to follow NHS England…” Oct 21, 23:37
Dan on Faces In Sand: “One ponders where Robin thinks the jet fuel for his foreign holidays comes from if he is such a fan…” Oct 21, 22:55
James on Faces In Sand: ““…Poor fuckwit main, even when he tries to “be clever” he just makes a fool of himself….” “….on a Scottish…” Oct 21, 22:12
sarah on Faces In Sand: “Thanks for the link, Fearghas.” Oct 21, 22:06
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: ““We do not protest, challenge or contest any action taken by WM” Ah, c’moan noo, Lorncal, you’re ignoring the tea…” Oct 21, 19:53
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “Seemingly I’m here 24/7, Chas. Geri is only just back. If she went private for her treatment, I hope she…” Oct 21, 19:43
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “Aw, partan, I didn’t ken ye cared. You’ll have been expecting this one and all. And yes, conscientious objectors do…” Oct 21, 19:28
Minceheid on Faces In Sand: “That dippy wifie is apparently Hannah Mary Goodlad, the MSP for Shetland. Here’s a link to her speech, should you…” Oct 21, 19:14
Spartan 117 on Faces In Sand: “Hook, line, sinker. Knew you wouldn’t resist. Imagine being so sad as to be hanging about all day posting comments.…” Oct 21, 18:49
Chas on Faces In Sand: “I think it has been 4 or 5 weeks since I last visited the comments section on Wings. After all,…” Oct 21, 18:41
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “FFS Spartan. You said you were done. Why can’t you keep your word, you being so self-identified morally superior?” Oct 21, 18:33
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Faces In Sand: “Available on ‘IndyScotNews’ site: www.youtube.com/@indyscotnews” Oct 21, 18:25
Spartan 117 on Faces In Sand: “Oh, I have nothing but contempt for the Communist dictatorship that cooked it up, be assured of that. Our “leaders”,…” Oct 21, 18:16
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “Nah. He’s just wanting the wealth fund to be banked in Sovereigns. Makes a lot of sense actually, price of…” Oct 21, 18:10
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “Careful, Aidan. The servants of the Nephilim may have been summoned to this thread.” Oct 21, 18:07
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “C’moan noo, MH. Within a small number of years of being Independent, we’ll be rich beyond the wildest dreams of…” Oct 21, 18:02
James on Faces In Sand: “Where did they find you?” Oct 21, 17:02
Onlooker on Faces In Sand: “Who’s the idiot looking smug and pleased with herself as she babbles on about the name of Scotland being the…” Oct 21, 16:49
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Does it not dawn on you, Geri, that it IS possible to have a legitimate concern for, and indeed “a…” Oct 21, 16:26
Lorncal on Faces In Sand: “So, James Che, no Scottish Commissioners, no Scottish Jurists drafting the Scottish Treaty, no Queen Anne as titular head of…” Oct 21, 16:23
sarah on Faces In Sand: “Facts about: 1. the economic drain from Scotland because of the “Union”; 2. the legal proof that the “Union” is…” Oct 21, 16:07
factchecker on Faces In Sand: “John Swinney has today commented “Successive UK Governments have failed to establish a dedicated sovereign wealth fund using North Sea…” Oct 21, 15:37
Aidan on Faces In Sand: “Geri – I can’t imagine what demons you’re fighting (or actively embracing) which would cause you to write something like…” Oct 21, 15:16
Minceheid on Faces In Sand: “Hatey McHateface says: 21 October, 2026 at 1:47 pm I’ll tell you what’s likely within the next 30 years. You’ll…” Oct 21, 14:49
Confused on Faces In Sand: “without even doing the slightest research, there are any number of possible reasons why the albertans voted that way -…” Oct 21, 14:15
Southernbystander on Faces In Sand: “Sam was this case not related to holding slaves in Scotland i.e Knight himself who had been brought here by…” Oct 21, 14:00
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “I’ll tell you what’s likely within the next 30 years. You’ll be deid and forgotten. As for Canada being annexed…” Oct 21, 13:47
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “Attaboy, James. Don’t you let Geri and Confused steal all the glory.” Oct 21, 13:37
Confused on Faces In Sand: “give us your insights about alberta then, arse-piece. Looking further ahead, due to climate change cold northern lands will become…” Oct 21, 13:20