Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
Dan on These Words Are My Own: “CC says: “SIX goals!” & “Sadly I drank far too much “Cheshire Cat” ale at the pub.” Such a lacklustre…” Jul 20, 13:19
Hatey McHateface on These Words Are My Own: “@Aidan It means that an Independent Scotland would do as I say. What you say too, of course. And what…” Jul 20, 13:14
Hatey McHateface on Progressing To Oblivion: “What’s that you say, Sooty? Why no words of congratulation to Spain from Dave, for a superb game of positive…” Jul 20, 13:08
DaveL on Progressing To Oblivion: “F.S…hatey posting complaints about what’s not been posted about and managing to denigrate regular posters too! What a winner! Who’d…” Jul 20, 12:19
Aidan on These Words Are My Own: ““ In an independent Scotland: – sovereignty would lie with the people, not with Parliament – the Claim of Right…” Jul 20, 12:13
Northcode on These Words Are My Own: “It’s true that Holyrood wouldn’t simply inherit Westminster-style parliamentary privilege after independence. But independence also wouldn’t force Scotland into a…” Jul 20, 12:04
sam on Progressing To Oblivion: “Mark Diffley worked for Better Together before working for Progress Scotland. He is an experienced pollster. There was criticism of…” Jul 20, 11:41
wullie on Progressing To Oblivion: “politicians institutions political parties. In Scotland think grooming gangs. As far as I can see that is all they are.…” Jul 20, 11:15
Alf Baird on These Words Are My Own: ““it’s the worrying lack of passion and resolution on behalf of enough Scots to not take “No” from Westminster as…” Jul 20, 11:12
agentx on Progressing To Oblivion: “AI Overview Angus Robertson’s wife, Jennifer Dempsie, does not hold a job within the SNP. She is a founding partner…” Jul 20, 10:58
Not anybody on Progressing To Oblivion: “If current assets at 2024 of £57,570 consisted of cash in hand or at bank then a dividend of, say,…” Jul 20, 10:38
Southernbystander on These Words Are My Own: “One interesting thing – Davis was able to say this because the House of Commons is not answerable to the…” Jul 20, 09:44
Captain Caveman on Progressing To Oblivion: “Yup, cheating dirty bastards. Fuck off.” Jul 20, 09:17
Hatey McHateface on Progressing To Oblivion: “Surely everything is down to far too many Scots repeatedly voting for the SNP and the Greens? Way I see…” Jul 20, 09:08
100%Yes on Progressing To Oblivion: “Today the new English PM will stand outside downing Street and state the north seas will be drained dry (Scotland)…” Jul 20, 08:32
Hatey McHateface on Progressing To Oblivion: “Sticking with my medical analogy, Alf, you’re the doctor telling the patient that the only cure for illness is to…” Jul 20, 08:32
Hatey McHateface on Progressing To Oblivion: “I think that should be “Made in England, by Scots in Scotland”, CC. Have a look at your pocket Fanon.…” Jul 20, 08:23
Hatey McHateface on Progressing To Oblivion: “Not one post even acknowledging the superb win by Spain last night? Football 1 – 0 Cheating It’s enough to…” Jul 20, 08:18
100%Yes on Progressing To Oblivion: “I keep saying because no one else will!!! Wings points out the problems regarding the SNP, which is essential. But…” Jul 20, 08:11
Hatey McHateface on Progressing To Oblivion: “OK, Stu, sorry. I’ll airbrush all your previous criticisms of Robin off the record as I fuck off your site.” Jul 20, 08:10
Captain Caveman on Progressing To Oblivion: “… Anyone else get the feeling we could be looking at Murrell as the tip of a very large “Made…” Jul 20, 07:52
Angus on Progressing To Oblivion: “Does Robertson’s wife still have a lucrative job within the SNP?” Jul 20, 05:36
twathater on Progressing To Oblivion: “What a misnomer PROGRESS SCOTLAND is , it should probably be renamed as NAE PROGRESS SCOTLAND or bloated Angus’s personal…” Jul 20, 02:15
David McLeod on Progressing To Oblivion: “I have never understood why the (UK) Companies Act requirements for annual accounts were watered down to permit these “micro-accounts”.…” Jul 19, 23:22
Douglas on Progressing To Oblivion: “‘There’s very little anyone can do to probe the affairs of such companies and find out exactly what happened to…” Jul 19, 22:27
Dan on Progressing To Oblivion: “Away and fuck off with your constant nitpicking shite John Hatey Main. Nobody will be 100% aligned with the views…” Jul 19, 21:19
Alf Baird on Progressing To Oblivion: ““The patient wants to know what the cure is” You know the only cure for colonialism is liberation, Hatey. The…” Jul 19, 21:19
Hatey McHateface on Progressing To Oblivion: “Sadly, Robin’s another one who believes one of the most important things going on right now is G@za. It’s a…” Jul 19, 20:33