Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
Young Lochinvar on The Silent Revolution: “I detest the term “progressive”, just as I hate the other hijacked phrases and words like “gay”, “pride”, “gender “…” Jan 24, 01:23
gregor on A short treatise on stalking: “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Track 17): https://tinyurl.com/3akme8h2 #Q” Jan 24, 00:29
Mark Beggan on The Silent Revolution: “Deviants the lot of them. Each and every one.” Jan 24, 00:19
gregor on A short treatise on stalking: “Humza Yousaf: The Pursuit Of Purpose: What Motivates Musk? Spoiler Alert: The Nazi Salute Was a Hint: “The Party told…” Jan 24, 00:13
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “‘It’ ? “Used as the subject of a verb, or the object of a verb or preposition, to refer to…” Jan 23, 23:16
George Ferguson on The Silent Revolution: “O/T This post will probably not get through. First let’s deal with the substantive core of Stus article. Is anybody…” Jan 23, 23:12
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: Éowyn’s Dream (Instrumental:) https://tinyurl.com/ytkj2dm5 #Storm #NoEscape” Jan 23, 22:57
Zimba on The Great Hollowing: “That’s not my point and you know it. But hey.” Jan 23, 22:36
gregor on The Great Hollowing: “Trump Orders Release of JFK, RFK, MLK Assassination Files: https://x.com/i/trending/1882548212768071842 #TransparencyMatters” Jan 23, 22:06
Willie on The Silent Revolution: “Aye and other parts too Mark! A lot of boaby wallopers the SNP. Many of course are of course Jakess…” Jan 23, 21:32
Willie on The Silent Revolution: “Anum Qaisar. Was she not the shooie in one time MP who was one of the dlevout Humxa Yousaf’s harem.of…” Jan 23, 21:26
sarah on The Silent Revolution: “There were never any challenges. And it’s not easy to get 100 supporters from 20 branches when there is no…” Jan 23, 21:25
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “BBC (2025): Abuse claims were ‘brushed under the carpet’: “The Scottish Child Abuse Inquiry has heard that allegations of physical,…” Jan 23, 21:19
shug on The Silent Revolution: “The SNP needs its own security service to weed out the plants.” Jan 23, 21:12
shug on The Silent Revolution: “I hear what they are saying about 100 members – seems a low number right enough. However 25% of a…” Jan 23, 21:10
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “@TheSNPForum Plebs release: “NEW: Justice Secretary Angela Constance gave an emotional apology to the families of Katie Allan and William…” Jan 23, 21:01
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “The Fraud (2023): GCHQ drafted in to keep SNP leadership vote secure: “THE SNP is working with UK spy bosses…” Jan 23, 19:44
PacMan on The Silent Revolution: “There is a distinct possibility that Trump’s term in office could have a detrimental effect on the woke politics in…” Jan 23, 19:41
Willi on The Silent Revolution: “Less ordinary members on the NEC more special interest. That ells you that nothing has changed in this rank rotten…” Jan 23, 19:17
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “@1984: “BREAKING: Millions of Scots will soon hear a ‘loud siren’ from their mobile phones to alert of danger from…” Jan 23, 19:06
Hatey McHateface on The Silent Revolution: “I think you will be OK, TT. Back in the old days when we still had paper persons delivering the…” Jan 23, 18:54
agent X on The Silent Revolution: “Millions of phones across Scotland to sound ‘Armageddon’ alert siren ahead of deadly Storm Eowyn Stay safe.” Jan 23, 18:54
sarah on The Silent Revolution: “Rev tweeted today that the membership in June 2024 was 64,525, so you’re not far off, robertkknight.” Jan 23, 18:40
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “OBN Dev: Fraud Files: King of Fraud: “And often the self-described, “Greatest Swiper of All Time” Stolen Bank ID numbers were…” Jan 23, 18:37
robertkknight on The Silent Revolution: “If 100 constitute 0.15% of SNP members, by my reconning the total membership would be approx. 67,000. Therefore the 2.5%…” Jan 23, 18:26
twathater on The Silent Revolution: “As I commented on the previous post Is this not another Angus Robertson’s version of democracy for the membership of…” Jan 23, 18:14
gregor on The Silent Revolution: “Keep wielding your reality-hammers… #InvincibleRealityHammers” Jan 23, 18:11