Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
It’s funny, but even when you think about politics all day for a living, there are some thoughts that just never pop into your head, and then someone says them a decade later and you think “Oh yeah, of course, it’s obvious”.
Iain Macwhirter is almost certainly right about that in today’s Times. We all focus on how it would have saved Scotland from Brexit, which of course it would, but the truth is that it would have saved the rest of the country too, because the shock would have been so seismic that politicians would have been terrified to put power in the hands of the people again for many, many years.
And of course maybe you love Brexit, or maybe you just think it would have been wrong for the rest of the country to have been denied a vote on it, or maybe you think Nigel Farage would have stormed to victory and become Prime Minister as a result or something. But those are all separate arguments. What’s beyond any reasonable doubt is that for good or ill, that’s how it would have panned out.
So as time goes on, remember who’s responsible not just for Scotland still being in the UK, but also for the UK being out of Europe and for Nicola Sturgeon having been First Minister for the last eight years and our country being run into the ground by a bunch of crooked, hapless, gender-obsessed imbeciles.
Thanks again, No voters. Great victory you won there.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Just for old times’ sake, during last night’s attempted coup in America we took a little dip back into the Yoonstream, the very special place on social media where the most deranged of Scotland’s Unionists hang out.
Because 2020 is the maddest year in history, Ruth Davidson opened her contribution to Holyrood’s debate on the Brexit deal today with a lengthy quote from this website.
Drew Hendry won a lot of praise from Yes supporters a few days ago when he seized the Mace in the Commons. It’s not easy to speak in the chamber at any time and doing so in the face of hostility from the Speaker is challenging indeed.
The institution of Parliament is, by its very design, geared towards control by the British establishment. Not only are all sides uniformly hostile, but even the staff and officials, usually so polite and deferential, turn on you. So it was an intimidatory atmosphere in which he acted and it can’t have been easy.
But the idea that Scottish MPs should routinely require to suffer the scorn and derision poured upon their nation and their people is long past its sell-by date. Much of the vitriol shouted wouldn’t be countenanced elsewhere and just because it’s supposedly Honourable Members who act in that manner doesn’t justify it. There comes a time when words aren’t enough.
If this site seems to spend most of its time being angry at the SNP these days, that’s because we are. And a large part of that is because there’s very little that hacks us off more than people insulting our intelligence.
Smith’s tweet is just a crassly offensive flat-out lie. This week’s vote is NOT about “EU membership”. The United Kingdom hasn’t been a member of the EU since 31 January. We’ve already left and there’s no going back. The vote is about whether we leave with a sliver of a trade deal slightly reducing the self-inflicted harm, or the total catastrophe of no deal at all, and it’s just crushingly embarrassing for all concerned that Smith thinks so little of his own supporters as to believe he can “frame” it otherwise.
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “Was he not already king of Scotland, therefore crowned here, before he was offered and took crown of England?” Jun 18, 20:35
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Well that’s good news on this lovely summer evening, let’s all open a beer to celebrate.” Jun 18, 20:00
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: ““James” Rather than expressing completely ingenuine and totally unnecessary concern for me, why don’t you address your own enormous and…” Jun 18, 19:54
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “The Westminster parliament for England and annexed Wales was a little bit too anxious to capture Scotland and rushed it…” Jun 18, 19:18
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “Sam, Correct me if I am wrong, Was king James coronated or crowned in Scotland or did he self declare…” Jun 18, 19:01
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “It is a devolved parliament in to Scotland that serves two masters,” Jun 18, 18:40
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “The old Scottish parliament was adjourned under Sine Die in Scotland on 25th March 1707, The monarch of England under…” Jun 18, 18:30
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “Sam, And the rest of Scotlands land and sea was taken under the posed question that the parliament for England…” Jun 18, 18:10
James Che on Response Level Upgrade: “100% yes. If the treaty of union were real, then article XV11 for the subjects of Scotland would provide Scotlands…” Jun 18, 18:02
100%Yes on Response Level Upgrade: “In The Rag “John Swinney refuses to halt AI data centres amid ‘free-for-all'” it amazes me how anyone can read…” Jun 18, 17:12
agentx on Response Level Upgrade: “Good luck to Scotland (women) tonight.” Jun 18, 17:06
Captain Caveman on Response Level Upgrade: “Awww, bless! Much wailing and gnashing of teeth I see; GOOD! 🙂 Zero self awareness as per; we’re back to…” Jun 18, 16:10
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Well, I think you must have done quite a lot of reading to identify the writing that involves “rage”,anger, “bitterness”…” Jun 18, 16:09
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “I’ve been thinking – an activity alien to colonialists – and I’ve arrived at this… “The name of the thing…” Jun 18, 15:59
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “Well, I think you must have done quite a lot of reading to identify the writing that involves “rage”,anger, “bitterness”…” Jun 18, 15:54
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “BREAKING! Harry “top of the morning” Kane has tried to defend his Riverdance approach to kicking penalties on the fair…” Jun 18, 15:46
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “You are a busy bee Sam. Ever considered getting a job?” Jun 18, 15:45
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “https://bellacaledonia.org.uk/?p=84849 “Last month (year 2020) Andrew Mackillop and I published a report disclosing connections between landownership in the west Highlands…” Jun 18, 15:40
Tinto Chiel on Response Level Upgrade: “@ diabloandco: yes, I don’t know what would have appalled Jimmy Reid more, the grifting, mediocre and unprincipled politicians of…” Jun 18, 15:39
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “Stop hiding behind a fake name or we will have to call you Karen.” Jun 18, 15:38
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “I don’t generally read your posts ”Confused”, I doubt many people do. The maelstrom of anger, rage, bitterness and hatred…” Jun 18, 15:32
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “CC Hahahaha “Cry me a river” Slaphead “old boy”.. 🙂” Jun 18, 15:22
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: ““Oh do fuck off, you thick fat twat…” “Yeah, but that’s enough about your porcine dietary habits.” “Another day, another…” Jun 18, 15:22
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “The Leftys are having a meltdown. Wonder what could have caused that? I think we need to start calling them…” Jun 18, 15:15
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “NC Never mind, Susannah Reid made a non-apology the other day for decrying Scots as drunken sots needing a bank…” Jun 18, 15:11