As some alert readers have already noticed, our Twitter account has been suspended again, three and a bit years after the last time. The ban is supposedly permanent. To save a lot of repeated explaining in emails and direct messages, a brief record of the pertinent events follows.
Last night a bomb went off in British politics. It utterly destroyed the Labour and Liberal Democrat parties, and may have fatally weakened the foundations of the UK itself – Northern Ireland now has a majority of nationalist MPs for the first time in its history, and over 80% of Scottish seats went to the SNP.
As this site had been warning for months and months, the patience of English and Welsh voters with Parliament refusing to implement their 2016 vote to leave the EU finally snapped. Some wildly improbable Labour seats – including the constituency of Grenfell Tower, for God’s sake – went to the Tories, especially in Wales and the north of England, in order to “Get Brexit Done”.
The Lib Dems, the only UK party with a clear (okay, fairly clear) Remain position and with a minimum of 48% of the electorate to target, somehow contrived to LOSE seats, not only compared to their 21-MP starting point (bolstered by defectors since the last election) but compared to the 12 MPs they won in the 2017 election itself.
And the SNP? Well, the SNP failed too.
Because having expressly told voters that the election wasn’t about independence but about stopping Brexit, they won 13 more seats, but seats which have zero leverage at Westminster and will be able to do absolutely nothing to prevent the UK leaving the EU seven weeks from now. For all Scotland’s renewed “STOP BREXIT” message, Brexit will not be stopped. The UK, and Scotland with it, will depart next month.
We can’t help but note at this point that if the party had taken our advice and done a deal with the Tories in October to let Brexit pass in return for Section 30 powers, we’d now have an indyref in the bag (which we’d win) and as a parting gift to our southern kin we’d also have saved England from having a thumping great Tory majority for the foreseeable future.
Today is – thanks be to God and all that is holy – the last day of the worst general election in recorded human history, and indeed perhaps the worst thing of any kind to have happened in the UK since the Blitz.
In less than 24 hours many of us will go out to vote. But then what?
Beyond the embarrassing clanger, though, the article is an interesting analysis of the key marginal seats in Scotland next week, which is to say nearly all of them. With anywhere between 25 and 50 being a reasonable estimate of the SNP’s possible tally, readers may wish to familiarise themselves with the latest local data.
duncanio on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “So much bravado, bluff and bluster from (ex?) Mrs Murrell and her legal representative. I very much doubt the follow-up…” May 26, 10:18
Aunty Flo on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I really, really want to comment on this post, but I am almost speechless. How do you articulate the feelings…” May 26, 10:17
Arthur Martin on The Final Robbery: “They are indeed. A combination of ignorance and apathy ensures that the utterly corrupted SNP are returned to power. There…” May 26, 10:09
Geri on The Final Robbery: “Shiteface, Every accusation is an admission from you. It was the West who cooked up that virus. The EU has…” May 26, 10:02
paul on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “You think she could have saved everyone a lot of money if she had just turned over the books and…” May 26, 09:59
Oneliner on The Final Robbery: “Who would have thought that Jack hand-the-money-back McConnell could claim the moral high round?” May 26, 09:23
Alf Baird on The Final Robbery: “You’re all confused there with the usual diversions, Hatey: It is colonialism that is described as “hateful racism” (Cesaire). And…” May 26, 09:03
Alf Baird on The Final Robbery: “What ” obviously eludes you” Hatey, is that: – colonialism is “obscured by assimilation” (Fanon), and; – there is “an…” May 26, 08:44
TURABDIN on The Final Robbery: “RANK AMATEURS compared to what goes on in the Wasteminster environs. Having been «at it» since the Norman conquest and…” May 26, 08:38
factchecker on The Final Robbery: “Magnus Linklater in the Times today pays due credit to the Rev. for his investigative journalism: “The conviction of Peter…” May 26, 08:32
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “Not forgetting that every Scottish city and major town contains at least one well-connected family who will recover the money…” May 26, 08:06
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “Careful there, Alf, your hatred of England is exposed. As with so many nationalist Scots, there was never a peep…” May 26, 07:52
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “There’s an aspect to that kind of thinking, Professor Baird, that obviously eludes you. If we take the usual meaning…” May 26, 07:38
Alf Baird on The Final Robbery: ““I’m a unionist, unreservedly” The UK is what’s known as an ‘imperial union’ (Elkins). Which makes Scotland and any other…” May 26, 07:35
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “Small change. What’s the bill for the failed jam jar return scheme? Well into the tens of millions, isn’t it.…” May 26, 07:23
Alf Baird on The Final Robbery: “““We’ve been colonised by wankers”.” Indeed, a ‘famous rant’, and spot on. Matches anything by Burns, even. Well said Irvine…” May 26, 07:09
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “Good post, Geri. Don’t all those posters wanging oan aboot stolen money grind yer gears though? They could be shilling…” May 26, 07:08
Bilbo on The Final Robbery: “As others have said, it was a paltry sum compared to what both were legally earning throughout the period but…” May 26, 04:19
Young Lochinvar on The Final Robbery: “Chas @ 9.49 Bad enough that it may be so without you wishing it! You Scotchland hating cringing Unionists really…” May 26, 02:21
Lynne on The Final Robbery: “No public funds were lost Just the small matter of £2.7m Brachform has cost.” May 26, 01:37
Young Lochinvar on The Final Robbery: “Olster 2 “words”. – Boris Johnson -. They are ALL self serving scum.” May 26, 01:34
Young Lochinvar on The Final Robbery: “Reminiscent of Dugdales “yer too thick to know what ye were saying” judges summary in its case against the site…” May 26, 01:29
David Lindsay on The Final Robbery: “Tessa Jowell professed to have had no idea that David Mills had remortgaged their house. At least unless you believed…” May 26, 01:12
Olster on The Final Robbery: “I’m a unionist, unreservedly. However I have great respect for the Rev’s journalistic brilliance. I have always had a modicum…” May 26, 01:01
Ian Smith on The Final Robbery: “If the Murrell/Sturgeon junta couldn’t keep their sticky fingers off a mere 600k in the SNP’s accounts, what have they…” May 26, 00:27
Colin Dawson on The Final Robbery: “I asked Google AI: “If it transpires that Sturgeon was the benificiary of his embezzlement, can any of the assets…” May 26, 00:08
Mark Beggan on The Final Robbery: “There’s no need to rub Patrick Thistles nose in it. A Third world hick with lots of oil.” May 25, 23:57
Geri on The Final Robbery: “They’re the only two sticking to international law despite severe provocation that’d test the patience of saint. Just shows how…” May 25, 23:54
Grum on The Final Robbery: “Since I was young, Scotland was solidly Labour, and they were corrupt bastards. Unfortunately, it appears that the modern SNP…” May 25, 23:46
Confused on The Final Robbery: ““dont worry peter – that dot bain will get ya aff … ” did peter and nikki have a joint…” May 25, 23:46