What with this poll apparently being such terrific news for John Swinney’s runaway popularity with the people of Scotland, readers might be wondering why SNP MSP Graeme Dey has apparently forgotten to include the actual figures or link to the source so that people can find out for themselves.
Although we’re retired we already wrote this, so we may as well put it up for the 99.9% of Scots who don’t read the comments on David Leask‘s columns in the Herald.
It’s a claim he’s been banging on about since at least 2014, without ever providing a scrap of evidence to support it (his standard modus operandi), and yesterday was no exception. So let’s show Little Dave how proper big-boy journalists do it.
The First Minister released a short film this week.
While it has the character of a hostage video, with terrorists just off-camera pointing a gun at the unfortunate victim and forcing them to read out a pre-prepared text, sadly we doubt that was the case. We think this is really what she believes and intends.
Even just the tweet above by the author of the Times piece fails all kinds of basic journalistic standards of impartiality, but the article itself is vastly worse.
Any time you’re not sure whether something that happens in Scottish politics is good or bad for the cause of independence, here’s a top tip for you: see how the enemies of independence feel about it.
“Running scared” would seem to be a fair, if understated, summary.
In an attempt to freshen up its usual panel of tired and tiresome politicians and pundits, last night’s Question Time (ostensibly from an oddly-vague location in “the North East”) featured moderately-known circus fortune-teller Gypsy Rose Petulengro, crossing her palm with silver for some analysis in a short break from one of her celebrated seances.
The clip above was her take on whether Nicola Sturgeon would resign if either of the current inquiries found that she’d systematically and repeatedly lied to Parliament and broken the Ministerial Code, and the strange thing about it was that for someone who was professing to be looking into the future, she didn’t even appear to know the basic pertinent facts of the present or the past.
Alert readers will know by now that there’s nothing the Scottish media – and the Scottish Daily Mail in particular – likes more than printing scary-sounding figures with no context whatsoever by which people could judge how big or small they really are.
Nothing’s changed today (other than a rather sneaky inset shot of an old story about a different statistic which misleadingly makes today’s one look like a big increase), so rather than bang on we’ll just fill in the blanks: ScotRail runs around 760,000 trains a year, so this year’s cancellation figures amount to about 3.5% of all trains.
Which is to say, around one time in every 30 that you go to get a train it’ll have been cancelled and you’ll have to wait for the next one, which on the average commuter line will probably mean 15-20 minutes.
Which is still a pain in the hole, of course, but if it’s such a high number ask yourself why the Mail is so pathologically averse to simply telling you what percentage it is.
We’ll see you again with these figures in a few weeks, folks.
Wings Over Scotland isn’t the only website dedicated to scrutinising the truthfulness of things claimed by politicians and media pundits. There’s the widely-respected and diligent FullFact.org, there’s Scotland’s own The Ferret, and there’s the BBC’s Reality Check (which frequently takes the more unconventional approach of, er, not making a finding either way about what the reality of things is).
And then there’s Channel 4’s FactCheck, which we’re going to generously assume had a liquid lunch yesterday and was a little under the weather.
Because not only is the conclusion that it reached on the subject of an independent Scotland having to use the Euro utter nonsense that’s been debunked roughly 1000 times in the last six years, it doesn’t even agree with itself.
Michael Glackin of the Sunday Times is the only serious contender to the Scotsman’s demented Brian Wilson as the most poisonously, blindly instinctive hater of anything even passingly connected to the SNP or independence in the Scottish media. His weekly bilious rants in the paper make even Scottish Daily Express hacks wince and say “Blimey, that’s a bit strong”.
But even by those standards, this week’s column is quite something. So let’s take a little look at just how much of an idiot you can make of yourself if you never allow facts to get in the way of your rage.
handclapping on All Or Nothing: “Too political, Stu. Ghandi was right, Congress was wrong.” May 7, 22:15
agent x on All Or Nothing: “They are giving enough for the SNP to pretend they are doing things for people in Scotland. Oh It’s Scotland…” May 7, 22:06
James on All Or Nothing: “Yeah, they’re giving a little bit more of our revenues back to us [places cap in hand] “..thank ‘ee guv’nor”.” May 7, 21:41
Yoon Scum on All Or Nothing: “How about No more anonymous voting All votes have to be public and registered So anyone who voted NO can…” May 7, 21:41
James on All Or Nothing: ““…the prevailing view across the U.K. is Scotland is a net recipient of public funding…” Nice try. The view (lie)…” May 7, 21:35
agent x on All Or Nothing: ““(in which the main policy was the re-abolition of peak rail fares just months after the SNP insisted such a…” May 7, 21:04
Hatey McHateface on All Or Nothing: “It’s in the In Tray, x. Trouble is, more urgent stuff keeps getting dropped on top. So it’s now well…” May 7, 21:00
Hatey McHateface on All Or Nothing: “I don’t think you’ve taken that nearly far enough, Jamie. Here’s my idea – you’ll kick yourself for not thinking…” May 7, 20:56
KITTYBEE on All Or Nothing: “Voting for Scottish Independence – ha so you have a use after all!!” May 7, 20:49
Hatey McHateface on All Or Nothing: “I’m of the opinion that if I was to take Rev Stu’s text above, feed it into an AI, and…” May 7, 20:48
Yoon Scum on All Or Nothing: “is it just us English filth that should be banned from voting Or would you include the new Scots who…” May 7, 20:47
Yoon Scum on All Or Nothing: “is it just us English filth that should be banned from voting Or would you include the new Scots who…” May 7, 20:47
Yoon Scum on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “I’m told that the only reason the TORY SCUM wanted to leave the Eu was that the EU where going…” May 7, 20:43
Yoon Scum on All Or Nothing: “And he got that by people like me voting for them as they where making a decent job at running…” May 7, 20:41
agent x on All Or Nothing: “The SNP under Salmond achieved a majority at a Scottish PR vote = he got a referendum – get that…” May 7, 20:32
agent x on All Or Nothing: “Hold on – I thought the UN are going to declare that Scotland is independent!” May 7, 20:29
Alastair on All Or Nothing: “The SNP offer no route to independence. As a lifetime indepenanista that’s a tough one to face up to. Not…” May 7, 20:04
Lorn on All Or Nothing: “Yes, I can see how that might well work, Rev, but I am still wary of pre independence referendums. They…” May 7, 19:41
Xaracen on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: ““And of course immediately rejoining the European UNION” I said nothing about rejoining the EU, but even if we did,…” May 7, 19:39
Aidan on All Or Nothing: “Support for Britain leaving the European Union was high before the referendum. Even though the prevailing view across the U.K.…” May 7, 19:35
Lorn on All Or Nothing: “aLurker: my post would suggest the opposite of defeatism. I don’t care how my non vote would be counted, I…” May 7, 19:30
Yoon Scum on All Or Nothing: “the brit media was screaming for Brexit What media where you watching?” May 7, 19:14
Jamie on All Or Nothing: “It’s a good idea but a lot for Scots to lose and to even it a little, I think it…” May 7, 19:11
James on All Or Nothing: ““There are very very few people who support English independence, and so it’s a guaranteed vote loser, probably on a…” May 7, 18:54
Ian on All Or Nothing: “The SNP have become just a career choice for the useful idiots & minor mediocrities (being generous). Some will continue…” May 7, 18:33
Doug on All Or Nothing: ““So if you still haven’t worked it out, here’s what needs to swiftly become the policy of the independence movement…” May 7, 18:32
Yoon Scum on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “And of course immediately rejoining the European UNION But they aren’t English So you’re happy to be in a union…” May 7, 18:18
twathater on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “I laugh when fuckwit yoonionists put themselves in the same financial and economic category as (SPIT) Thatcher and her fellow…” May 7, 18:13
Xaracen on Let’s Make Jen Safe Again: “Scotland wouldn’t be leaving the Union, it would be ending the Union.” May 7, 18:06