For what these are about, see here. This one’s from 23 August 2019.
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I’m going to talk about this story for a bit, and I’m sorry because I’m as sick of this subject as everyone else is but it’s really really important. Tune out for 10 minutes if you must.
I’ve never been a person who suffered from blackouts. In my younger days I would frequently drink Olympian amounts of booze and pass out in a heap (and/or pool of my own vomit) under a table, but when I woke up I always remembered how I got there. I also went under general anaesthetic a couple of times at the dentist when I was wee, and always remembered counting down from 10 with the mask on before I woke up. (“10…9…8…zzzzzzzz”)
In my entire half-century on this planet, there’s only one gap in my memory. (Like, I don’t remember what I had for dinner on 8 July 1987, but you know what I mean. I remembered it the next day, just not any more.)
It happened when I was about 14, playing rugby at school.
We don’t know how long our Twitter account will survive for this time. But even if it does, there are some threads which Twitter hides from its Search function, for reasons unknown. Try it yourself – search Twitter for any phrases from the text below. You won’t find them. (Also, some of you don’t use Twitter, so hey, new content for you!)
A handful of those threads mean something to me, so I’m going to preserve them here, unedited, for posterity, just in case. This one is from 24 November 2019. The tweet it references at the start is from a now-banned account so I don’t remember it exactly, but it was something about lesbians being thrown off a Pride march.
[NB as it’s from Twitter, it’s a little bit swearier than you’ll be used to here.]
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I’m going to talk for a bit about why I care so much about this issue, because I know some of you are sick of it.
I’m opposed to the idea of self-ID on every possible level. It’s against science, it’s against reason, against tolerance, against women. But those are all intellectual, dispassionate judgements. They’re not the reason I feel so deeply about it.
(We haven’t had any contact from Twitter about it, people just noticed the account was live again last night and told us about it, so we don’t know what the reason was.)
It’s still quite a shocking read even half a decade down the line.
We’ve only actually had 93 posts on trans issues in those five years, or an average of about one every three weeks. We know it feels like more. And we know that some of you thought we’d gone mad when we started warning about it.
But hopefully some of you have realised just what’s at stake, and even if you don’t care about that, how much it might cost the cause of independence. We really hope we can stop talking about it soon, if only so we don’t keep getting banned from Twitter.
In May 2016, this site published one of the most unfortunately prescient articles in its history. It didn’t actually use the words “woke” or “cancelled”, which weren’t yet in common parlance, but its purpose was very much to warn of the puritan, censorious, hyper-intolerant and catastrophically destructive culture they came to embody.
At the time Nicola Sturgeon had only been First Minister for a year and a half and there were few signs that she was that movement’s commander – or, those inclined to a more charitable outlook than us might posit, its prisoner. It would be two more years before she detonated the bomb that really shattered the unity of the Yes movement when she attempted to fit up Alex Salmond over fake allegations of sexual assaults.
But last night and this morning I was struck by an unexpected pang of pity for the fanatical, fundamentalist Twitler Youth rainbow stormtroopers who make up Sturgeon’s ideological frontline. Sympathy for the little devils, you might say.
And since it’s a somewhat rare feeling, it seemed worth a little exploration.
Facebook is essentially unsearchable (which in itself is a pretty good reason not to trust anyone who does the majority of their work on it), and even when we went to the Believe In Scotland page and scrolled down and down and down and down for an eternity, it was impossible to find.
But eventually we had a brainwave and searched the site’s pictures for the one used in the Express and found the post. He really said it. And it needs some examination.
The National must have been enormously proud when it successfully fought off all the other newspapers to secure this stunning exclusive today.
We must admit, when we had a good look in the “Pete Wishart Victories” section of our extensive archives we drew a blank. So we were excited to read on and find out.
Word reaches us, readers, that Nicola Sturgeon was “furious” when she joined the most recent meeting of the SNP’s Westminster group by Skype. Her rage was driven by the suggestion that the party should trigger a Holyrood election to act as a de facto independence referendum, a policy we’re reliably told is supported by a number of MPs who are too scared of being browbeaten by Sturgeon in front of their colleagues to actually speak out in favour of it.
(We won’t mention their names at this point.)
Our source mentioned to us that they seemed to remember an interview in which the First Minister had revealed a possible reason for her extreme antipathy to the idea – one for the BBC’s extensive and rather good three-part documentary “Yes/No – Inside The Indyref”, which was broadcast in August 2019 and never seen again.
It’s not available on iPlayer or YouTube, but fortunately we happened to still have the show recorded on our Sky+ box, so we went to check, and lo and behold our source’s recollection was correct. Apologies for the slightly wonky quality of this video, as we had to record it off the TV screen.
You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
Or possibly the other way round, we’re not sure. All we know is that we’re always surging upwards and forwards but somehow never actually getting anywhere.
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “@TURABDIN According to the WEF, the global space industry is projected to reach a value worth something between 1 and…” Sep 8, 14:45
Aidan on Anything But That: “A D Notice has not been issued, that’s total paranoia, or more likely an excuse for lack of media interest…” Sep 8, 14:43
factchecker on Anything But That: ““Praemoneo de Periculis” (‘re’ might be preferable to ‘de’) means “I give advance warning of dangers” – not a bad…” Sep 8, 14:37
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Just needed to check. Are you aware that 18 September 2025 was nearly a year ago?” Sep 8, 14:32
Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““There’s a topic?” Gie the Rev a wee bittie credit, Hatey, the ‘topic’ is clearly aboot the rapid ‘disintegration’ of…” Sep 8, 14:17
Chas on Anything But That: “This ‘care in the community’ malarky has not really worked. It is better for society, as a whole, that the…” Sep 8, 14:17
TURABDIN on Anything But That: “@ Hatey Mc FROM THE HORSE’S WHATEVER on the Saxa Vord scheme. «The UK Government said its new space strategy…” Sep 8, 14:15
100%Yes on Anything But That: “FOA Sarah I’d never heard of a D-Notice. England is very worried!! I’ll be attending SSRG. https://theaimn.net/scotlands-status-at-the-un-petition-for-recognition-as-a-non-self-governing-territory/” Sep 8, 14:15
James Che on Anything But That: “But Spartan don’t you have to re hash the old guff treaty of union to persuade the Scots that this…” Sep 8, 14:02
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Aye, TURABDIN, jobs, technology, investment. Anathema to Scottish Indy supporters, eh? I’m with you. Nae cant should be allowed anywhere…” Sep 8, 13:45
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: ““We need to destroy the reputation and credibility of the UK on the international stage” Noo jist haud oan there,…” Sep 8, 13:21
TURABDIN on Anything But That: “FOR INFORMATION: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyze8ed774o & the guys in Edinburgh say……zzzzzzzzzzzz Welcome to Scotland or rather, Wilkommen in Schottland Europe’s third world…” Sep 8, 13:20
Confused on Anything But That: “the english are all about the UN and international law and the international community and the rules based order -…” Sep 8, 12:21
Confused on Anything But That: “Been thinking … the England Pakistan Union is a no brainer and I hope GCHQ will forward this to the…” Sep 8, 12:19
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: ““180 degrees off-topic” There’s a topic? Nobody bothers about that after the first dozen or so comments.” Sep 8, 12:16
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Aye, Xaracen, that link gives us the names we sorely need. Perhaps we could desecrate their graves, or, even better,…” Sep 8, 12:11
James Che on Anything But That: “If the 1707 treaty of union is spent, then the foundation of the Great Britain parliament also ceases, As its…” Sep 8, 12:08
Aidan on Anything But That: “That does not accord with the records provided for when the estates and parliaments sat, for example: “In the period…” Sep 8, 12:07
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “460-odd posts, the vast majority of which are by the same 4 or 5 individuals boring the tits off everybody…” Sep 8, 12:00
James Che on Anything But That: “If independence negotiations ever happen, they would bore the arse of of English diplomats, Surely the diplomats would be British…” Sep 8, 11:50
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “I’m too old to become literate in what would be a new language for me, Alf. Given its minority status,…” Sep 8, 11:50
Xaracen on Anything But That: “Aidan said; “I think it is extraordinarily unlikely that in pre-1707 Scotland an act of Parliament passed by the Scottish…” Sep 8, 11:47
William Smith on Anything But That: “Don’t underestimate them, Chas. If independence negotiations ever happen, they will be deployed to bore the arse off of the…” Sep 8, 11:27
Chas on Anything But That: “Alfie Boy I NEVER open any links posted on an open forum. To do so is inviting all sorts of…” Sep 8, 10:56
Alf Baird on Anything But That: “““The rise of an independence movement reflects the ethnic solidarity of indigenous (Scots) language speakers”” That’s Prof Hechter (and others)…” Sep 8, 10:53
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “6 consecutive posts! Perhaps more to come! Could be a personal best. From what I can gather about the capabilities…” Sep 8, 10:42
Aidan on Anything But That: “Aside from the historical records, I think it is extraordinarily unlikely that in pre-1707 Scotland an act of Parliament passed…” Sep 8, 10:34
Alf Baird on Anything But That: “This may be easier for you to understand: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cGi7Q-EcyU” Sep 8, 10:25
James Che on Anything But That: “If there is one persistent record that Westminster parliament continue to state through out time in as many ways as…” Sep 8, 10:02
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “What did I predict about Xaracen? Sunk costs. I’m far more concerned about the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Not only…” Sep 8, 09:58