After all, the UK government didn’t put the effort in to construct an even minimally coherent case, so frankly we don’t see why we should. We’re going for a pie.
This week’s Scotland on Sunday is full of the usual outpourings of fear and madness (our absolute favourite is a standout piece of howling-at-the-moon insanity from frothing Tory loonbag Gerald Warner, magnificently entitled “Feminism driving holocaust of abortion”), but one in particular caught our eye.
Headed “Independent Scotland at risk from bank crash“, the Tom Peterkin effort (based, in fairness, on an imminent UK government document) kicks straight off with an opening line that’s a top-shelf example of hysterical sub-Daily-Mail scaremongering. But it’s the second line that makes it special.
Thanks to the alert reader who pointed us at a Plymouth Herald story today about lovable UKIP candidate and teacher of British children, the charming Ron Northcott.
“Plymouth UKIP man quits after calling Scots ‘workshy addicts’ in Twitter rant
A UKIP politician has “fallen on his sword”, after abusing Scots people on the social media site Twitter. Ron Northcott, a former election candidate in Plymouth for the UK Independence Party, resigned from the party yesterday. David Salmon, UKIP’s Plymouth chairman, said:
“Ron is not talking to any member of the press. I can say that following the appalling behaviour of some Scots against Nigel Farage, Ron was involved in what he describes as banter with a Scot living in London.
His out-of-character remark was unacceptable and he has stood down with immediate effect as a potential candidate for next years elections. We in no way condone his language and the sentiments expressed. He has stepped down and will be leaving UKIP.”
Northcott’s “banter” came to light because this site highlighted it and posted it on Twitter, where at the time of writing it had been seen by over 8,000 people. You can read the now-deleted badinage below.
As our Twitter followers will know, we’ve experimentally decided to reserve Saturdays for light-hearted comic banter, as a bit of relief from the serious business of politics.
Much of the Scottish media today is full of (mostly right-wing) commentators bleating piteously about the dreadful carnage in Edinburgh yesterday in which, um, a couple of dozen scruffy student types shouted at a silly man for a bit. Here, for example, is the usually-sane Alex Massie wringing his hands about the horror of it all in the Spectator:
We’re indebted to the alert reader who sent us a link to this last night:
If you don’t have time to sit through it all now, it’s an STV referendum debate – not about independence in 2014, but about devolution in 1997. In short, all the arguments and dire warnings we’re fed by Unionists now about independence were also deployed against devolution, which doesn’t in fact seem to have caused the sky to fall in.
It’s also interesting to note a BBC news story uncovered by National Collective this morning which reports a poll finding that “76% of businesses believe a double-yes vote in Thursday’s referendum would harm the climate for business in Scotland”.
While right-wing, conservative organisations like the CBI and FSB will doubtless never stop bleating about the terrible “uncertainty” of constitutional change, it’s good to see that there’s been at least some progress made in that field.
The Guardian today reports the incredibly depressing news that “Labour voters [are] increasingly turning against the poor”, with growing numbers of the party’s supporters now blaming the victims of recession and austerity for their own plight.
Julia Unwin, chief executive of the anti-poverty Joseph Rowntree Foundation, is quoted in the piece saying “The stark findings of this report highlight the increasingly tough stance people are taking against people in poverty. We appear to be tough on those experiencing poverty, but not tough on its causes.”
How can such a horrific, callous scenario, with the supposed party of the downtrodden and voiceless abandoning those who need the most support, ever have come to pass?
When we’ve been asked on a couple of different occasions why we started Wings Over Scotland, we’ve always given the same reply – to ask (and thereby try to answer) the questions that the Scottish media was dismally failing to ask on our behalf. It would be hard to illustrate that failure with a better example than what happened yesterday.
We’re not even talking about the bog-standard factory-default Unionist bias that’s seen not a single newspaper today depicting the launch of “United With Labour” as a “split” in the anti-independence movement – after a year of leaping on every single policy difference or minor spat between members of the Yes campaign as evidence of “chaos” and “turmoil” – despite the news/comedy value of an organisation devoted to “unity” and “togetherness” breaking into splinter groups just months into its existence.
We refer to something much more fundamental – basic journalistic competence.
Sorry this post is a bit late, folks. We’ve been pretty stymied all morning trying to get a handle on the extraordinary, unmockable mendacity that’s being fed to the people of Scotland as we speak, which keeps crashing our powers of rational comprehension.
We quite often highlight the utterances of The Labour Party in Scotland (henceforth TLPiS) as examples of “blackwhite”, the Orwellian term for presenting the truth as the exact opposite of reality. But today must surely have set some sort of world record.
Marie on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “According to her majesty she was suffering from occupational burnout. A serious psychological disorder.” Jun 3, 15:22
Frank Gillougley on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “This article is truly a masterclass in editing, never mind the dogged endurance and attention to detail over the years…” Jun 3, 15:20
holymacmoses on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “The pulling together of years of labour – great stuff. The timing though, is raising more questions than answers for…” Jun 3, 15:14
100%Yes on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “She’s the soul reason Scotland is still in this union and the only reason Swinney became leader. If there is…” Jun 3, 15:02
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “‘Why the British state protects Nicola Sturgeon’ (Phil Boswell, Through a Scottish Prism, 30 May 2026) – www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO9xU4bp2v0” Jun 3, 14:57
David on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Great work Stu. When you go back and look at things again it often becomes clearer what was going on.…” Jun 3, 14:46
Northcode on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “I don’t give a damn about ‘The Murrell Affair’ – some guy nicking £400K is small beer in The Plundering…” Jun 3, 14:23
agentx on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “John Swinney admits £600k independence ‘fighting fund’ has been spent. https://archive.ph/HH9Lu#selection-1235.0-1235.69” Jun 3, 14:21
Anton Decadent on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Truly superb work, chefs kiss. With regard to the media not going after her, remember what her new employment role…” Jun 3, 14:12
sam on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Link to Alex Salmond. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/politics/7026875/peter-murrell-peterhead-snp/ “Sources told The Press and Journal that Alex Salmond repeated allegations about Murrell from when…” Jun 3, 14:07
Aidan on Pandora’s Campervan: “Alright James – you’ve been made to look stupid, don’t let’s have a tantrum. It’s your own fault.” Jun 3, 14:00
agentx on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “The Scottish Information Commissioner v The Scottish Ministers Jun 3, 2026 Lady Poole today delivered her judgment in the case…” Jun 3, 14:00
holymacmoses on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “2017 I think. After Brexit. Theresa May visited Sturgeon in March 2017 and then did the weird trip to Crathes.…” Jun 3, 13:58
george wood on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Buried in a couple of lines in an article I read was a assertion by MacAskill that Salmond kicked Murrell…” Jun 3, 13:56
Lorncal on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Northcode: she did have a miscarriage, so she must have lent him her favours at one point. I do agree…” Jun 3, 13:49
James on Pandora’s Campervan: “Joint training, eh? Ooooooooooh! Piss off.” Jun 3, 13:38
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “This plus 60-year-old song seems to have strange relevance for recent Sturrellian events: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2hXBf1DakE Spooky that this song should have…” Jun 3, 13:03
Ian on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “I am no accounting whiz. But on that ridiculous office equipment sum in 2020, do we need to add the…” Jun 3, 13:00
Aidan on Pandora’s Campervan: “Yet again James making a total tit of himself demonstrating he knows absolutely nothing about any subject, so let’s have…” Jun 3, 12:56
Lorraine on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “This all makes me wonder even more why Kenny MacAskill abruptly and unexpectedly brought down the ALBA party without consultation…” Jun 3, 12:45
Hamerdoon on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Is there any possibility of monies paid for the mythical super injunctions?” Jun 3, 12:44
Andy Wiltshire on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “I think it was Ian Hislop who remarked at the time that the gentleman in question got Alzheimer’s and then…” Jun 3, 12:37
Mike on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Is there the possibility of a class action lawsuit by all those poor people who donated money only for it…” Jun 3, 12:30
100%Yes on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Reported in the record, Noel Dolan said the SNP should appoint a KC from outside Scotland to chair a probe…” Jun 3, 12:25
James on Pandora’s Campervan: “YL; Well said, sir. How does the Netherlands, or Denmark, or Norway or [insert any country here] protect themselves and…” Jun 3, 12:24
John H. on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “In the long run no one gets away with it. The past will catch up with Sturgeon and the other…” Jun 3, 12:17
Northcode on Up The Hill And Down The Slope: “Murrell loved Sturgeon, and most likely still does, but her love for him was a lie… this is the truth…” Jun 3, 12:17