We’ve been meaning to talk about this for a few days, but other stuff kept coming up.
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Alert readers won’t have failed to notice a steady drip of stories being fed to the media in recent weeks from SNP figures talking down the idea of the next general election as a de facto referendum.
Many in the party, such as new Westminster leader Stephen Flynn, are clearly very uncomfortable about having been pushed into doing, well, pretty much anything to actually try to achieve independence, even if it’s still two years away, because having (in most cases only recently) acquired themselves some lovely lucrative Westminster careers and pensions they’re not keen on suddenly risking losing them.
A few months ago, we all had a good chuckle at Pete Wishart’s screeching 180-degree turn on the subject of using a plebiscitary election for independence, a strategy which switched overnight from “suicidal, disastrous fringe lunacy with no hope of success” to “genius plan Nicola herself came up with”.
But after that crude ad-hoc field patch, we’re delighted to be able to report that Pete has submitted himself to SNP HQ for a full operating system update and is now fully compliant with the New Truth.
(The largest number that said No, around 118,000, didn’t tick the boxes of either transwoman, transman or non-binary, nor wrote in their own. An unknown number of these may have been rejecting “gender” altogether. 30,000 ticked “non-binary” and 18,000 wrote in a gender because they were REALLY special.)
But, as we’ve been told times out of number, we must accept what people say about themselves. So 48,000 transwomen it is. So few. So vulnerable. And that number got me thinking.
For what these are about, see here. This one’s from 23 August 2019.
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I’m going to talk about this story for a bit, and I’m sorry because I’m as sick of this subject as everyone else is but it’s really really important. Tune out for 10 minutes if you must.
I’ve never been a person who suffered from blackouts. In my younger days I would frequently drink Olympian amounts of booze and pass out in a heap (and/or pool of my own vomit) under a table, but when I woke up I always remembered how I got there. I also went under general anaesthetic a couple of times at the dentist when I was wee, and always remembered counting down from 10 with the mask on before I woke up. (“10…9…8…zzzzzzzz”)
In my entire half-century on this planet, there’s only one gap in my memory. (Like, I don’t remember what I had for dinner on 8 July 1987, but you know what I mean. I remembered it the next day, just not any more.)
It happened when I was about 14, playing rugby at school.
We don’t know how long our Twitter account will survive for this time. But even if it does, there are some threads which Twitter hides from its Search function, for reasons unknown. Try it yourself – search Twitter for any phrases from the text below. You won’t find them. (Also, some of you don’t use Twitter, so hey, new content for you!)
A handful of those threads mean something to me, so I’m going to preserve them here, unedited, for posterity, just in case. This one is from 24 November 2019. The tweet it references at the start is from a now-banned account so I don’t remember it exactly, but it was something about lesbians being thrown off a Pride march.
[NB as it’s from Twitter, it’s a little bit swearier than you’ll be used to here.]
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I’m going to talk for a bit about why I care so much about this issue, because I know some of you are sick of it.
I’m opposed to the idea of self-ID on every possible level. It’s against science, it’s against reason, against tolerance, against women. But those are all intellectual, dispassionate judgements. They’re not the reason I feel so deeply about it.
Alert readers of Wings will know that I have a fondness for sweet and fruity things, and a particular favourite of mine are Tropical Vibes still lemonades. (NB Other drinks are available, this site is in no way sponsored by or financially affiliated to Tropical Vibes.)
I especially like their Ocean Blue variety, a deliciously sharp and tangy refresher which contains real blueberry juice.
(Although we’re not sure how “new followers” is being calculated there. We actually have more than 500 extra followers since 8pm – we can only assume that it’s only counting those who right-clicked and followed from that specific tweet.)
And part of the reason is that it’s plain that almost nobody knew about the report, even though it came out three months ago (when Wings was still in retirement). We had to dig deep to find any media coverage of it at all, and what there was was cursory at best, and sometimes a lot worse.
As a journalist, readers, sometimes you want to pep a story up a bit. From time to time, it’s perfectly legitimate to sensationalise a relatively minor aspect of something in order to draw attention to a worthwhile but intrinsically dull subject.
At other times, you find yourself in the strange position of having to talk a subject down as much as you can, because if you simply report the facts calmly and neutrally it’ll sound so outrageous and ridiculous and deranged that everyone will think you’ve gone full-on, tinfoil-hat, pencils-up-the-nose insane.
(We haven’t had any contact from Twitter about it, people just noticed the account was live again last night and told us about it, so we don’t know what the reason was.)
It’s still quite a shocking read even half a decade down the line.
We’ve only actually had 93 posts on trans issues in those five years, or an average of about one every three weeks. We know it feels like more. And we know that some of you thought we’d gone mad when we started warning about it.
But hopefully some of you have realised just what’s at stake, and even if you don’t care about that, how much it might cost the cause of independence. We really hope we can stop talking about it soon, if only so we don’t keep getting banned from Twitter.
In May 2016, this site published one of the most unfortunately prescient articles in its history. It didn’t actually use the words “woke” or “cancelled”, which weren’t yet in common parlance, but its purpose was very much to warn of the puritan, censorious, hyper-intolerant and catastrophically destructive culture they came to embody.
At the time Nicola Sturgeon had only been First Minister for a year and a half and there were few signs that she was that movement’s commander – or, those inclined to a more charitable outlook than us might posit, its prisoner. It would be two more years before she detonated the bomb that really shattered the unity of the Yes movement when she attempted to fit up Alex Salmond over fake allegations of sexual assaults.
But last night and this morning I was struck by an unexpected pang of pity for the fanatical, fundamentalist Twitler Youth rainbow stormtroopers who make up Sturgeon’s ideological frontline. Sympathy for the little devils, you might say.
And since it’s a somewhat rare feeling, it seemed worth a little exploration.
Andy Wiltshire on This Other Earth: “That doesn’t surprise me, but maybe the IC could make this new (non)development publicly known.” Aug 26, 18:55
Ian Smith on This Other Earth: “Can you ask police to investigate misconduct in public office by the Crown Office? The fact there is insufficient evidence…” Aug 26, 18:46
Hatey McHateface on This Other Earth: “Guardian reporting “Channel 5 drama to examine how Nicola Sturgeon’s estranged husband stole SNP funds”: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/26/channel-5-drama-nicola-sturgeon-peter-murrell-snp Strikes me it would…” Aug 26, 18:36
Iain mhor on This Other Earth: “They keep admitting, in writing, that they have evidence a crime was committed, the crime of embezzlement. This is beyond…” Aug 26, 18:32
Wally Jumblatt on This Other Earth: ““there was insufficient evidence of any other criminality in relation to the investigation into allegations of mismanagement or misuse of…” Aug 26, 18:18
Dave on This Other Earth: “Off topic, but I took great satisfaction from seeing a copy of Sturgeon’s ‘Frankly’ relegated from ‘half-price’ to ‘clearance’ in…” Aug 26, 18:09
Robert on This Other Earth: “maybe I’m missing something: but if the Crown Office opinion is that the money was spent (rather than ring-fenced) due…” Aug 26, 18:08
Confounder on This Other Earth: “Stupefyingly corrupt, stupefyingly incompetent, or both.” Aug 26, 18:02
twathater on This Other Earth: “The condescension ingrained in that letter is palpable , these jobsworths are so up themselves that they believe they are…” Aug 26, 18:02
Chas on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “You forgot about Che or Cheyne who produces endless amounts of drivel, all saying the same thing.” Aug 26, 18:01
robertkknight on This Other Earth: “Chequebook and pen poised, so to speak.” Aug 26, 17:56
agentx on This Other Earth: ““Surely there must be several MSPs and MPs who would be willing to pursue this matter in their parliaments.” —————————————…” Aug 26, 17:30
Andy McColl on This Other Earth: “Jeezo. Will the last person tae leave Scotland please switch off the lights.” Aug 26, 17:23
Mark Beggan on This Other Earth: “Who sent the email? Was it out sourced to lame Liberal Excuses Ltd.” Aug 26, 17:17
Young Lochinvar on This Other Earth: “Apologies if I missed something Rev, a KCs letter is certainly one thing but the detail included in your lawyers…” Aug 26, 16:58
Rev. Stuart Campbell on This Other Earth: “The Crown Office is exempt from having to answer to the Information Commissioner.” Aug 26, 16:57
Dan on This Other Earth: “But are there actually any politicians currently elected as either MSP or MP that are more motivated to uphold decent…” Aug 26, 16:55
Andy Wiltshire on This Other Earth: “Would it be worth forwarding this ridiculous communication to the Information Commissioner?” Aug 26, 16:53
Andy Wiltshire on This Other Earth: “Effectively anonymous, I note. Maybe they are starting to think that one of their number will finally be caught in…” Aug 26, 16:50
100%Yes on This Other Earth: “I just wandered if not signing this document was deliberate of having no legal effect. You where never going to…” Aug 26, 16:34
Simone on This Other Earth: “Banging your head against a brick wall would be less painful” Aug 26, 16:15
Chris on This Other Earth: “So, the Crown Office is as bent as a £9 note, but I guess many of us knew that already.…” Aug 26, 16:05
Rev. Stuart Campbell on This Other Earth: “It’s not even that long-winded tbh.” Aug 26, 15:53
Spartan 117 on This Other Earth: “A very long-winded way of saying “feck off”. The establishment working hard to shut down dissent and protect their own.…” Aug 26, 15:49
Captain Caveman on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “What is it they say about low IQ tramps with no car, who can’t drive and can’t even get into…” Aug 26, 15:33
sarah on This Other Earth: “I can’t find the words to describe this appalling level of public “service” and “justice”. Surely there must be several…” Aug 26, 15:20
Hatey McHateface on This Other Earth: “Didn’t Bruce’s spider need seven attempts? What are you up to so far – three or four? Keep up the…” Aug 26, 15:17
James on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “What is it they say about men who drive big cars again, Rangey Boy? Big car small…..” Aug 26, 15:16
McDuff on This Other Earth: “The stench just gets stronger. Like many others I would be more than happy to contribute to a crowdfund to…” Aug 26, 15:07