We’ve just been leaked this footage, apparently taken by an alert traveller, of Nicola Sturgeon at Edinburgh Airport, reacting badly to receiving news that Peter Murrell has been “unavoidably detained” and won’t be making their rendezvous to Rio.
The great unknown in the SNP leadership contest is an extremely significant one: who are the voters? Nobody but Peter Murrell really knows how many members the party has, but almost nobody believes the claimed number of over 100,000. (Our guess, based on pretty much nothing but a gut feeling, is 75,000 plus or minus 5000.)
But more to the point, nobody knows who they are. The average member age in most political parties is over 50, and according to figures published in 2019, more than 80% of SNP members are over 40, with half of those being over 60. There’s also an almost 3:2 bias in favour of men.
Humza Yousaf will not be the next First Minister of Scotland. We’re calling it now. His trainwreck of a performance on last night’s leadership election debate on STV dealt a blow to his chances that we can’t see him recovering from, and the SNP establishment is now under such intense scrutiny over the electoral process that the chances of a fix being orchestrated by Peter Murrell are receding fast.
In the debate Yousaf declared that Nicola Sturgeon was the best politician in the UK, that he wasn’t as good as her, and that she’d failed to find a successful strategy for independence and therefore he couldn’t either.
The charity LGBT Youth Scotland is currently the subject of a live police investigation over its involvement in a second major child-abuse scandal in little over a decade.
So you’d expect Police Scotland to be taking that pretty seriously, right?
Wings Over Scotland has been monitoring the BBC’s coverage of Scottish politics for over 11 years now, readers, and other than The Nick Robinson Incident we’re honestly struggling to remember seeing anything worse than this.
The Corporation’s “coverage” of Ash Regan’s campaign launch for the SNP leadership election ran for roughly seven minutes. And we suppose we should be grateful that it did at one point feature a brief, incidental cameo appearance from Ash Regan.
We did so because we’d just been told – by a completely random source – that Nicola Sturgeon and John Swinney would both resign today, and Brown would be the interim leader while a replacement was elected. We’d never spoken to this person before, but the manner in which they said it made us take it more seriously than all the “someone told me” rumours we get told and ignore every other day.
As yet only the first part has been confirmed, but you have to admit that our source is looking pretty darn hot right now.
Get ready to curl your toes, readers, as the excellent journalist and author Ella Whelan puts economy-grade script-reading robot Jenny Gilruth of the SNP on the spot during tonight’s Question Time.
Despite having watched Nicola Sturgeon be tied in embarrassing knots by Douglas Ross on the same question hours earlier, Gilruth was powerless to deviate from the line that self-declared “transgender” rapists are a mysterious and separate species, neither male nor female – Schrodinger’s Rapists, if you will – because otherwise the SNP’s entire gender reform ideology dissolves instantly into mist.
Bepenised individuals who rape women – will we EVER know what they are? Judging by the groans of the studio audience as she blustered away vacuously, everyone in the room but Jenny Gilruth was already pretty sure.
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Alf Baird on Monster Zero: “I gather an English education was introduced first to India in the 19th century to create an assimilated native elite…” Sep 18, 23:41
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Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: ““The squabbling soon kicks off” My! What kind of cant would behave like that? The mind boggles. But surely you…” Sep 18, 22:37
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: ““Ten years ago today since indy vote” This is really interesting stuff, Barbs. Can we infer you lose one year…” Sep 18, 22:27
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: “@ Barbie says: 18 September, 2025 at 9:20 pm “The biggest terrorists on the planet are the English” So what…” Sep 18, 22:11
Geri on Monster Zero: “Thanks Sarah. Jeez, I dunno what happened there where I went back a year thinking it was 2024. I wish…” Sep 18, 22:10
Geri on Monster Zero: “Infiltrated already – it never takes long. The establishment is renowned for getting where shit wouldn’t. She shouldn’t have unofficially…” Sep 18, 22:05
David Holden on Monster Zero: “Is it safe to come out yet or is the ginger man/baby still getting his arse kissed by those that…” Sep 18, 21:56
George Ferguson on Monster Zero: “@Willie I don’t have the answers to the current situation but if the polls are correct then we are heading…” Sep 18, 21:54
sarah on Monster Zero: “@ Geri at 8.49: It was planned to be on the 11th anniversary i.e. today 18.9.2025.” Sep 18, 21:53
Geri on Monster Zero: “The biggest terrorists on the planet are the English. That’s a fact. “The British Empire – where the sun never…” Sep 18, 21:20
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “This cut to the UN budget does that include the broom cupboard in Geneva? Because there’s some serious diplomatic shit…” Sep 18, 21:17
Willie on Monster Zero: “Frankly George I wonder if some of our dimwit population care if there is a two tier health. system. I…” Sep 18, 21:16
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “He never. He thought he was one of the staff.” Sep 18, 20:56
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “This disgusting little man likes to lay wreaths for Terrorists.” Sep 18, 20:53
Geri on Monster Zero: “Alf, Was it planned for the 18th of September or was that just coincidence? *Sigh* Ten years ago today since…” Sep 18, 20:49
Geri on Monster Zero: “Yer beloved Supreme Court disagrees with you. (There’s a surprise, not) https://x.com/AngusBMacNeil/status/1692173788585099552?t=8JvguPXO6hYtFzDhl95J4Q&s=19” Sep 18, 20:36
Aidan on Monster Zero: “No Geri – every conflict or dispute related to constitutional law cannot be decided by a public vote, for reasons…” Sep 18, 20:26
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “I see ‘Bully boy alpha males’ that Sturgeon talks about is still in the SNP https://archive.is/ePMzg Hepburn was a very…” Sep 18, 20:25
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “Looks like the new party headed by Jeremy Corbyn isn’t doing too well with tales of unauthorised membership portals and…” Sep 18, 20:08
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: “Guardian Online is reporting that the UN faces a $500 million budget cut and will have to shed 20% of…” Sep 18, 20:07
Geri on Monster Zero: ““You haven’t given me an answer to who you think, other than the courts, has authority to determine issues of…” Sep 18, 20:06
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Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “I think a lot of attitudes are going to change between now and May. An awful lot. What happens in…” Sep 18, 19:59
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Bilbo on Monster Zero: “I see that there is still US tariffs on Whisky. I’ve got a feeling that Trump looked at Swinney at…” Sep 18, 19:54
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “Two Tier Keir. The political class are all singing from the same hymn sheet. It’s wake up time for a…” Sep 18, 19:43
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “Having a not guilty verdict in a court of law doesn’t necessary mean innocence but could mean that there isn’t…” Sep 18, 19:41