The great unknown in the SNP leadership contest is an extremely significant one: who are the voters? Nobody but Peter Murrell really knows how many members the party has, but almost nobody believes the claimed number of over 100,000. (Our guess, based on pretty much nothing but a gut feeling, is 75,000 plus or minus 5000.)
But more to the point, nobody knows who they are. The average member age in most political parties is over 50, and according to figures published in 2019, more than 80% of SNP members are over 40, with half of those being over 60. There’s also an almost 3:2 bias in favour of men.
Humza Yousaf will not be the next First Minister of Scotland. We’re calling it now. His trainwreck of a performance on last night’s leadership election debate on STV dealt a blow to his chances that we can’t see him recovering from, and the SNP establishment is now under such intense scrutiny over the electoral process that the chances of a fix being orchestrated by Peter Murrell are receding fast.
In the debate Yousaf declared that Nicola Sturgeon was the best politician in the UK, that he wasn’t as good as her, and that she’d failed to find a successful strategy for independence and therefore he couldn’t either.
The charity LGBT Youth Scotland is currently the subject of a live police investigation over its involvement in a second major child-abuse scandal in little over a decade.
So you’d expect Police Scotland to be taking that pretty seriously, right?
Wings Over Scotland has been monitoring the BBC’s coverage of Scottish politics for over 11 years now, readers, and other than The Nick Robinson Incident we’re honestly struggling to remember seeing anything worse than this.
The Corporation’s “coverage” of Ash Regan’s campaign launch for the SNP leadership election ran for roughly seven minutes. And we suppose we should be grateful that it did at one point feature a brief, incidental cameo appearance from Ash Regan.
We did so because we’d just been told – by a completely random source – that Nicola Sturgeon and John Swinney would both resign today, and Brown would be the interim leader while a replacement was elected. We’d never spoken to this person before, but the manner in which they said it made us take it more seriously than all the “someone told me” rumours we get told and ignore every other day.
As yet only the first part has been confirmed, but you have to admit that our source is looking pretty darn hot right now.
Get ready to curl your toes, readers, as the excellent journalist and author Ella Whelan puts economy-grade script-reading robot Jenny Gilruth of the SNP on the spot during tonight’s Question Time.
Despite having watched Nicola Sturgeon be tied in embarrassing knots by Douglas Ross on the same question hours earlier, Gilruth was powerless to deviate from the line that self-declared “transgender” rapists are a mysterious and separate species, neither male nor female – Schrodinger’s Rapists, if you will – because otherwise the SNP’s entire gender reform ideology dissolves instantly into mist.
Bepenised individuals who rape women – will we EVER know what they are? Judging by the groans of the studio audience as she blustered away vacuously, everyone in the room but Jenny Gilruth was already pretty sure.
Last week he was prominent in a protest outside Queen Elizabeth House against the UK government’s S35 intervention over the Gender Recognition Reform Bill. He spoke alongside MSPs including Patrick Harvie, Karen Adam, Ross Greer, Paul Sweeney and Alex Cole-Hamilton, who lavished fulsome and effusive praise on him, going so far as to say that it was for Douglas personally that MSPs had pushed the bill through.
In May 2016, this site published one of the most unfortunately prescient articles in its history. It didn’t actually use the words “woke” or “cancelled”, which weren’t yet in common parlance, but its purpose was very much to warn of the puritan, censorious, hyper-intolerant and catastrophically destructive culture they came to embody.
At the time Nicola Sturgeon had only been First Minister for a year and a half and there were few signs that she was that movement’s commander – or, those inclined to a more charitable outlook than us might posit, its prisoner. It would be two more years before she detonated the bomb that really shattered the unity of the Yes movement when she attempted to fit up Alex Salmond over fake allegations of sexual assaults.
But last night and this morning I was struck by an unexpected pang of pity for the fanatical, fundamentalist Twitler Youth rainbow stormtroopers who make up Sturgeon’s ideological frontline. Sympathy for the little devils, you might say.
And since it’s a somewhat rare feeling, it seemed worth a little exploration.
Robert Matthews on The Wage Thief: “More like postcolonoscopy theory, for all the shite you talk.” Dec 10, 02:41
Peter McAvoy on The Wage Thief: “In my own view and agreeing with views of some other people who have posted comments on this article She…” Dec 10, 01:47
Graf Midgehunter on The Wage Thief: “Chas: “You probably like to read the same shit over and over and over again.” Sorry but no, which is…” Dec 10, 00:33
Wullie B on The Wage Thief: “There is only one person in the world with less views in public for the last year, and that’s Lavender…” Dec 9, 22:59
gregor on The Wage Thief: “Dubtazer: Deep State: The Only Way Out Is In: https://tinyurl.com/3zbv6azx #NoDeepStateEscape” Dec 9, 22:58
Confused on The Wage Thief: “(raised eyebrow) – are we back to talking about sturgeon?” Dec 9, 22:58
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: “MSM reporting another colonialist apparatchik Orc blown to bits in occupied Ukr. I recall the usual suspects cheering on the…” Dec 9, 22:00
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: ““chaffed arse that would look like one of those baboons’ butts” Ah c’mon now, Dan. Is that or is that…” Dec 9, 21:52
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: “Shurely shome shpelling error in your penultimate word?” Dec 9, 21:49
Hatey McHateface on The Wage Thief: “Calm yourself, Zander, your OTT flattery won’t get you what you want. You’ve fundamentally misunderstood Dan’s beaver posts – sorry…” Dec 9, 21:46
Mac on The Wage Thief: “The blackness of Sturgeon’s eyes…” Dec 9, 21:41
gregor on The Wage Thief: “Five Finger Death Punch: American Capitalist: Under and Over It: “Yeah, go! I—I—I’m… I—I—I’m… Did you hear the one about me…” Dec 9, 21:41
sarah on The Wage Thief: “Says it all, doesn’t it? What an irresponsible, shifty bubble-head she is. And the MSM all know it but do…” Dec 9, 21:39
gregor on The Wage Thief: “Galahad: Year Zero: Belt Up: “Open your arms, embrace a new dawn It’s almost here Can you feel it creeping…” Dec 9, 21:24
gregor on The Wage Thief: “NIVIRO: The Return: “Oh hi, it’s me again I missed you You remember me, right? I’m not only there at…” Dec 9, 21:18
Zander Tait on The Wage Thief: “Ha ha ha, Dan. Brilliant. I am one of those who do not read Cokey McCokeHeids verbal diarrhoea. But I…” Dec 9, 21:01
agent X on The Wage Thief: “22/04/2024 “Nicola Sturgeon has cancelled her appearance in front of the Scottish Affairs Committee next week as she is no…” Dec 9, 20:59
Andy Anderson on The Wage Thief: “Chas why font’s you read Alf’s book Doun Hauden. At the back of it are references to tons of paper…” Dec 9, 20:49
Dan on The Wage Thief: “If I’m being honest, my practical business endeavors have not always been successful. A few years back I went large…” Dec 9, 20:30
John Moss on The Wage Thief: “Time to sack her. Why should we be paying her salary and contributing to her pension when she fails to…” Dec 9, 20:27
Dan on The Wage Thief: “Not very alert or bright are you. If I was one of those scroll on by persons then I wouldn’t…” Dec 9, 20:14
Confused on The Wage Thief: “at the board (interview panels for the civil service are called “boards”, you damn lower class window lickers) “are there…” Dec 9, 20:04
Confused on The Wage Thief: ““you’ve taken that too far …”” Dec 9, 20:03
Confused on The Wage Thief: “GPS shock collars, main – do I have to spell everything out? also, after a few months the stockholm syndrome…” Dec 9, 20:03
Confused on The Wage Thief: “your talent for practical problem solving does you proud in general we should get the rev to apply – he…” Dec 9, 20:02
Confused on The Wage Thief: “(criminal records) in case I die unexpectedly and people have to kick the door down, I have arranged by my…” Dec 9, 20:01
Michael Laing on The Wage Thief: “There’s no chance of an SNP resurrection. It’s been infiltrated and taken over by quizmasters and tractors. Even if the…” Dec 9, 19:47
Dan on The Wage Thief: “The job is based in London, and tbqh the inclusion of the cycle to work scheme bonus just isn’t enough…” Dec 9, 19:45
Sven on The Wage Thief: “Being a white, heterosexual, Scottish male I guess I’m probably not in their target demographic.” Dec 9, 19:32
sarah on The Wage Thief: “I’m afraid she would be bound to get the pleasant role of taking the trolley around. “She’s so lovely and…” Dec 9, 19:26