…by which we mean “IQs in the history of the Scottish Parliament”.
Put a cushion on your desk before you start listening to this, gang, or you might hurt your jaw. Because surely nobody quite as paralysingly, catastrophically thick as this clueless, bumbling, deranged and dangerous imbecile has ever been allowed to make the laws of Scotland before. We wouldn’t let her make orange squash, to be honest.
And yes, we’re including Kezia Dugdale and Jamie Greene in that reckoning.
(The largest number that said No, around 118,000, didn’t tick the boxes of either transwoman, transman or non-binary, nor wrote in their own. An unknown number of these may have been rejecting “gender” altogether. 30,000 ticked “non-binary” and 18,000 wrote in a gender because they were REALLY special.)
But, as we’ve been told times out of number, we must accept what people say about themselves. So 48,000 transwomen it is. So few. So vulnerable. And that number got me thinking.
Alert readers of Wings will know that I have a fondness for sweet and fruity things, and a particular favourite of mine are Tropical Vibes still lemonades. (NB Other drinks are available, this site is in no way sponsored by or financially affiliated to Tropical Vibes.)
I especially like their Ocean Blue variety, a deliciously sharp and tangy refresher which contains real blueberry juice.
(Although we’re not sure how “new followers” is being calculated there. We actually have more than 500 extra followers since 8pm – we can only assume that it’s only counting those who right-clicked and followed from that specific tweet.)
And part of the reason is that it’s plain that almost nobody knew about the report, even though it came out three months ago (when Wings was still in retirement). We had to dig deep to find any media coverage of it at all, and what there was was cursory at best, and sometimes a lot worse.
As a journalist, readers, sometimes you want to pep a story up a bit. From time to time, it’s perfectly legitimate to sensationalise a relatively minor aspect of something in order to draw attention to a worthwhile but intrinsically dull subject.
At other times, you find yourself in the strange position of having to talk a subject down as much as you can, because if you simply report the facts calmly and neutrally it’ll sound so outrageous and ridiculous and deranged that everyone will think you’ve gone full-on, tinfoil-hat, pencils-up-the-nose insane.
(We haven’t had any contact from Twitter about it, people just noticed the account was live again last night and told us about it, so we don’t know what the reason was.)
It’s still quite a shocking read even half a decade down the line.
We’ve only actually had 93 posts on trans issues in those five years, or an average of about one every three weeks. We know it feels like more. And we know that some of you thought we’d gone mad when we started warning about it.
But hopefully some of you have realised just what’s at stake, and even if you don’t care about that, how much it might cost the cause of independence. We really hope we can stop talking about it soon, if only so we don’t keep getting banned from Twitter.
It was already quite bold/crass to equate “letting rapists change their legal sex so their victim has to refer to them as ‘she’ in court” with the life’s work of Nelson Mandela.
But the punchline was still a chef’s kiss to treasure.
I’ll be honest, readers, I’m so exhausted from despising the sickening nonce-panderers of the SNP this week that I can’t summon the energy to write any more about them. So I’m going to hand over to some other people.
All pics are links so that you can read full threads, see context and access any linked articles, and all these people are worth following.
The last few days have been perhaps the most turbulent in the entire history of the modern Scottish Parliament. Proceedings have been suspended repeatedly, members of the public thrown out and threatened with arrest, filibusters attempted, carol services cancelled, tempers frayed and sittings going on until the wee small hours.
All of this has happened in the service of the policy that the SNP has made its flagship priority for the last two years and more – the destruction not only of women’s rights, but of the very CONCEPT of a woman.
So you’d imagine the party would have been tweeting about it constantly, keeping its supporters informed about all the dramatic events and the progress of the bill, if only to reassure them that they were determined to get it passed before the Christmas break come what may.
And yet strangely, up until it retweeted a tweet from The National about the bill finally passing a few minutes ago, the SNP Twitter account had not made a single mention of the Gender Recognition Reform Bill in the entirety of the last week.
It certainly hadn’t been quiet – it’s been churning out scores and scores of tweets on subjects from the NHS to Rwanda deportations, the COP15 summit, Brexit, early learning, FMQs, winter fuel payments, International Human Solidarity Day, train fares, independence polls, the Jewish holiday of Chanukah, free school meals, income tax, drugs, net zero, industrial disputes, the cost of living and dozens more.
One of the most memorable lectures I had as an undergraduate student at university was on Eugene Ionesco’s play “Rhinoceros”, a defining work of the Theatre Of The Absurd genre. It is both a timeless and timely text, on a par with 1984 or The Crucible.
During the opening scene, the everyman protagonist Berenger sits having coffee with a friend. Midway through their conversation, a rhino charges past the café. Berenger is startled and concerned but his friend seems unperturbed, in denial that they even saw a rhinoceros.
Throughout the rest of the play, Berenger watches in incredulity and terror as, one by one, every person around him, colleagues and friends, transform into rhinoceroses, the cause seemingly being part-infection, part-capitulation.
In the final scene, he stands at his window looking out over the carnage, and in a moment of desperation, tries to force himself to transform into a rhinoceros. Despite his efforts, he is unable to and upon regaining his senses, vows in a hopeless frenzy that he will never capitulate.
The newest Panelbase poll, which shows a narrow lead for independence, was an “omnibus” one with questions provided by multiple clients, including Wings and the Sunday Times. The questions we’re about to show you were asked by the ST rather than ourselves, but their results are deeply disturbing on multiple levels.
The first one is perhaps predictable but still unsettling. (Click all pics to enlarge.)
A huge 2:1 majority of Scots believe the Scottish Government’s proposed new “gender recognition” laws pose a safety risk to women. Tory voters think so by almost 9:1, Lib Dem voters by almost 6:1, and Labour voters by nearly 2:1.
That can only partly be explained away by partisan party loyalty – Labour and the Liberal Democrats both support the bill, but their own voters are still strongly against. More noteworthy is the fact that (excluding Don’t Knows) even slavishly loyal SNP voters agree with the statement by a smaller but still clear 12-point margin, 56 to 44.
So let’s say it unambiguously: most SNP voters think the SNP’s gender reforms pose a danger to women’s safety.
Next week MSPs will vote on the Gender Recognition Reform (GRR) Bill which will grant GRCs on the basis of self-identification, with no diagnosis, checks or safeguards of any kind, and thereby enable any male to claim he is female and should thus have access to female single-sex services and spaces. The bill is expected to pass comfortably due to the support of Labour, the Greens and the Lib Dems.
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Who cares about that, Mark? It’s far more interesting and relevant that “100% Yes” is 100% hooked on the ludicrous…” Dec 16, 22:50
Insider on The Idiot Rodeo: “Alf Baird says: 16 December, 2025 at 9:12 pm You might want to read up on Freire’s ‘theory of antidialogical…” Dec 16, 22:48
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Mediocrity is all any town or city or nation can expect under colonial rule, and that is precisely what we…” Dec 16, 22:36
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: ““no better than Tory or Reform” Reform have never been in power. The Tories have a track record. Labour is…” Dec 16, 22:21
Alf Baird on The Idiot Rodeo: “You might want to read up on Freire’s ‘theory of antidialogical action’ in relation to ‘cultural invasion’.” Dec 16, 21:12
Alf Baird on The Idiot Rodeo: ““the alien, foreign mindset and value systems of the coloniser,” is dominant and rife throughout a colonial society and its…” Dec 16, 20:16
100%Yes on The Idiot Rodeo: “It’s really hard to imagine that those of us who were with the SNP and supported them before they obtained…” Dec 16, 20:15
Nae Need! on The Idiot Rodeo: “@Lorncal It’s good, keep banging that drum. I really like your posts. I suspect some of the grunts have already…” Dec 16, 20:02
Lorncal on The Idiot Rodeo: “Ha, ha. They really do believe that we all button up the back. If not for the Treaty, there would…” Dec 16, 19:51
Nae Need! on The Idiot Rodeo: “I think it’s all down to MICE. Money, Incentive, Kompromat (*c) and Ego. They’ve all been got at through one,…” Dec 16, 19:43
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: ““political leaders have let down the locals and left it broken, dilapidated and under-developed compared with most advanced global capital…” Dec 16, 19:40
Lorncal on The Idiot Rodeo: “I know, I’ve said that a million times. Big Pharmaceutical. Big Tech. AI. Big Finance. Globalism. Transhumanism. All part and…” Dec 16, 19:32
Nae Need! on The Idiot Rodeo: “Your thought might be spare and random, but it’s also CORRECT.” Dec 16, 19:31
Nae Need on The Idiot Rodeo: “Ah, A luv yer wee verbosities, Northcode. Is verbosities even a word? It is noo. 😉” Dec 16, 19:28
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “I think I may have been on the receiving end of Elspeth King curated displays a few times. I mind…” Dec 16, 19:26
Nae Need! on The Idiot Rodeo: “Well said, Lorncal. Your only point I might quibble with is this one: “because they want to seem relevant to…” Dec 16, 19:19
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “There’s no city, town, village, hamlet or farmstead called Fort George, Alf. Obviously, there is a historic military base of…” Dec 16, 19:14
Alf Baird on The Idiot Rodeo: “This is not 1600 or 1800, it is 2025 and the city of Edinburgh has major housing, health, education and…” Dec 16, 19:12
Nae Need! on The Idiot Rodeo: “Ah no. It’s a very cruel joke on us.” Dec 16, 19:09
Nae Need! on The Idiot Rodeo: “Let the party burn? Aye, there’s that. It’ll be slow though, without a wee helping hand. A very active and…” Dec 16, 19:05
Nae Need! on The Idiot Rodeo: “Whit? The SNP ARE a unionist party, and the other unionist parties NEVER give them a hard ride cos the…” Dec 16, 19:00
Alf Baird on The Idiot Rodeo: “Efter 300 year doun-hauden there are shuirly gey few “authentic Scottish cities and towns” left; maist hiv thair ‘Victoria Hall’,…” Dec 16, 18:39
factchecker on The Idiot Rodeo: “Elspeth King was indeed a great curator whose strong belief in Scottish independence was naturally reflected in her views. Regarding…” Dec 16, 18:34
Nae Need! on The Idiot Rodeo: “@Young Lochinvar ‘Liberation Scotland has now started this’. What have they started? What have I missed? No liking the sound…” Dec 16, 18:32
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Stupid cunts! In general, I agree with you, DaveL. A very astute observation on the cussing (pussy Americans) habits of…” Dec 16, 18:26
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “@ Northcode says:16 December, 2025 at 2:48 pm Cracker of a post, Northy. Hows about you re-submit the entire post…” Dec 16, 18:26