While idly browsing Twitter this morning, we made a startling discovery triggered by the SNP leadership election, and it was this: nobody in Scotland really knows what the nation’s law on abortion is.
It was prompted by these two tweets, both of which appear to be true:
The thing they agree on is that Humza Yousaf has just declared that he wants to change the law around abortion so that women can abort babies in Scotland solely on the grounds that they don’t like which sex they are. And that seems like something that should probably be bigger news.
The recently-restored Wings Twitter account has a little over 56,000 followers, the vast bulk of them accumulated at a time when this site had far less reason to criticise the SNP or the Scottish Government. So while this poll isn’t scientific, the indy-friendly nature of the respondent base makes it pretty interesting.
Those numbers closely mirror what every actual proper poll tells us about Scottish people’s opinion of the GRR itself – they oppose it by margins of between 3:1 and 4:1. So if the Scottish Government is counting on the UK’s intervention to increase support for independence, frankly it looks like they’re onto a massive loser.
…by which we mean “IQs in the history of the Scottish Parliament”.
Put a cushion on your desk before you start listening to this, gang, or you might hurt your jaw. Because surely nobody quite as paralysingly, catastrophically thick as this clueless, bumbling, deranged and dangerous imbecile has ever been allowed to make the laws of Scotland before. We wouldn’t let her make orange squash, to be honest.
And yes, we’re including Kezia Dugdale and Jamie Greene in that reckoning.
A few months ago, we all had a good chuckle at Pete Wishart’s screeching 180-degree turn on the subject of using a plebiscitary election for independence, a strategy which switched overnight from “suicidal, disastrous fringe lunacy with no hope of success” to “genius plan Nicola herself came up with”.
But after that crude ad-hoc field patch, we’re delighted to be able to report that Pete has submitted himself to SNP HQ for a full operating system update and is now fully compliant with the New Truth.
The newest Panelbase poll, which shows a narrow lead for independence, was an “omnibus” one with questions provided by multiple clients, including Wings and the Sunday Times. The questions we’re about to show you were asked by the ST rather than ourselves, but their results are deeply disturbing on multiple levels.
The first one is perhaps predictable but still unsettling. (Click all pics to enlarge.)
A huge 2:1 majority of Scots believe the Scottish Government’s proposed new “gender recognition” laws pose a safety risk to women. Tory voters think so by almost 9:1, Lib Dem voters by almost 6:1, and Labour voters by nearly 2:1.
That can only partly be explained away by partisan party loyalty – Labour and the Liberal Democrats both support the bill, but their own voters are still strongly against. More noteworthy is the fact that (excluding Don’t Knows) even slavishly loyal SNP voters agree with the statement by a smaller but still clear 12-point margin, 56 to 44.
So let’s say it unambiguously: most SNP voters think the SNP’s gender reforms pose a danger to women’s safety.
Yesterday we watched the first day’s proceedings of For Women Scotland taking the Scottish Government to court over its definition of what a woman is.
The topic is really very niche but will affect us all if the judge rules for the government (we won’t know the outcome for at least a month or two), so here’s the short version of what it’s all about.
I am greatly honoured to have been targeted for censorship in the same weekend as two great artists as rightly esteemed as Salman Rushdie and Jerry Sadowitz. (Though thankful to have not yet been violently physically attacked for my views, as both have.)
To be honest, I was amazed my most recent Twitter account lasted three months. I set it up in May for the sole purpose of a throwaway rude reply to Darren “Loki” McGarvey and Kenny Farquharson of The Times, expecting it to be banned within hours, then somehow it had thousands of followers and I figured I might as well have a bit of fun with it for however long it lasted against the barrage of shrieking outrage and mass organised complaints from the SNP Twitler Youth.
Which turned out to be until Saturday night.
Twitter has declined to identify who I supposedly incited the harassment of, or to offer any examples of the offending tweets. Obviously I did no such thing, but it’s good to know that “in order to ensure that people feel safe expressing diverse opinions and beliefs on our platform”, only some opinions and beliefs may be expressed.
Although we’re retired we already wrote this, so we may as well put it up for the 99.9% of Scots who don’t read the comments on David Leask‘s columns in the Herald.
It’s a claim he’s been banging on about since at least 2014, without ever providing a scrap of evidence to support it (his standard modus operandi), and yesterday was no exception. So let’s show Little Dave how proper big-boy journalists do it.
The First Minister released a short film this week.
While it has the character of a hostage video, with terrorists just off-camera pointing a gun at the unfortunate victim and forcing them to read out a pre-prepared text, sadly we doubt that was the case. We think this is really what she believes and intends.
DavidHolden on Grift Away: “I read Gareth’s post and it is the first one I have read for a long time. Gareth having a…” Nov 10, 16:15
robertkknight on Grift Away: “So the rest of the Yookay, nay, the World, only just now learn what we in Scotland knew over a…” Nov 10, 15:47
James on Rise Of The Machine: “[That was for “Aidan”, obviously]” Nov 10, 14:57
James on Rise Of The Machine: “That right, aye? But, what do you know, eh? As you’ve proved time and again on here it’s not very…” Nov 10, 14:55
Northcode on Rise Of The Machine: ““Why would any Scot want their country and culture to be subservient to another country… Aye, Sarah. It’s mystery to…” Nov 10, 14:20
Hatey McHateface on Rise Of The Machine: ““A definition which is all pervasive across this small corner of the globe” Sure, Dave. If only we lived in…” Nov 10, 13:50
Northcode on Rise Of The Machine: “Then prepare to be surprised. “It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen…” Nov 10, 13:43
Hatey McHateface on Rise Of The Machine: “Bingo, Aidan! Don’t you ever read Northy’s posts – eternally wanging oan and oan about the moral superiority of the…” Nov 10, 13:34
sarah on Rise Of The Machine: “@ Northcode: I think you are right. Why would any Scot want their country and culture to be subservient to…” Nov 10, 13:32
sarah on Rise Of The Machine: “Rev, is the “Contact” button working now, please?” Nov 10, 13:26
Aidan on Rise Of The Machine: “I would be surprised if more than 2% of Scot’s felt anything like that. .” Nov 10, 13:02
Northcode on Rise Of The Machine: “In the end it won’t be politics or diplomacy or economics or finance or statistics or logic or reason that…” Nov 10, 12:26
Dan on Grift Away: “Shitey twitter / x bollox blocking post visibility. So here’s the nitter link which includes comments below Craig’s post. https://nitter.net/CraigMurrayOrg/status/1895922066236588234” Nov 10, 12:13
Dave Hansell on Rise Of The Machine: “It is becoming increasingly difficult to tell the difference these days.” Nov 10, 11:24
Dave Hansell on Rise Of The Machine: ““History they say was written in the tongue of the victor. And of course, more recently it was apparently said,…” Nov 10, 11:20
Dan on Grift Away: “FAO Robert Hughes if you happen to be reading, re. your post on Grousebeater article. https://x.com/CraigMurrayOrg/status/1895922066236588234” Nov 10, 10:58
desimond on Grift Away: “Are we just going to let this contender for Gag of the Year go without praise: There is zero chance…” Nov 10, 09:34
Hatey McHateface on Grift Away: “And it’s fine aboot the horse food. Naebody’s judging. But if ye cannae pass a salt lick withoot haeing a…” Nov 10, 08:47
Hatey McHateface on Grift Away: “If yer neeps are in a decent mutton broth, for example, it’s probably nae the neeps yer tasting when you…” Nov 10, 08:07
Hatey McHateface on Grift Away: “Idly surfing the net last night, I stumbled on some interesting facts, new to me at least. Who knows which…” Nov 10, 08:02
The Flying Iron of Doom on Grift Away: “Hatey McHateface says: 9 November, 2025 at 9:48 am Neeps? Borderline even as a food for sheep. Of course, there…” Nov 10, 07:35
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: ““IDEOLOGY, NOT REASON” Dead richt, Northy. If ye intend tae dip yer tootsies intae the world o’ business, maybes cram…” Nov 10, 07:33
Hatey McHateface on Grift Away: ““ALL of Scotland’s problems, every one of them, regardless of any appearance to the contrary are the fault of England”…” Nov 10, 07:16
Mark Beggan on Grift Away: “LGBT at the very heart of it. These people are beyond redemption. Who around the world will believe anything they…” Nov 10, 00:27
willie on Grift Away: “Northcote 4.51pm One of the reasons that infrastructure is so poor is because of the fiscal wheeze brought in by…” Nov 9, 22:42
Andy Wiltshire on Grift Away: “Lessons have been learned, and new systems are already in place to make sure these regrettable misunderstandings never happen again.” Nov 9, 22:42
Southernbystander on How To Create Racists: “Glad to be of service 🙂 I will look out for you if I ever visit one of your marches.…” Nov 9, 22:17
Northcode on How To Create Racists: ““IDEOLOGY, NOT REASON” That will work very well on a banner or T-shirt, thanks Englishbystander. If you spot it on…” Nov 9, 21:04
joolz on Window on the soul: “This post appeared in my email again in Nov 2025? I didn’t look at the date and as I was…” Nov 9, 20:46
Northcode on Grift Away: “Indeed, Alf. Scotland isn’t a disaster zone because of the Scots – the Scots have had no say in how…” Nov 9, 20:28