The reality-TV let’s say “personality” Kelly Given – who Wings readers previously met on a trip to New York for Tartan Week with a raft of SNP let’s say “celebrities” a couple of months ago – has been off on another nice holiday.
Last night she told both the viewers of BBC Scotland’s “Seven Days” that she’d just spent three weeks on an island in Greece, where apparently she was quite shocked to discover that the Mediterranean nation was hot in July.
When Humza Yousaf was campaigning to be elected leader of the SNP, he pledged that he would be not only the First Minister, but also the “First Activist”. It transpired that this in fact meant chapping a few doors in Dundee, just down the road from his home in Broughty Ferry (and on the way to his Glasgow constituency).
But what might a real “First Activist” have done with the position and power?
While idly browsing Twitter this morning, we made a startling discovery triggered by the SNP leadership election, and it was this: nobody in Scotland really knows what the nation’s law on abortion is.
It was prompted by these two tweets, both of which appear to be true:
The thing they agree on is that Humza Yousaf has just declared that he wants to change the law around abortion so that women can abort babies in Scotland solely on the grounds that they don’t like which sex they are. And that seems like something that should probably be bigger news.
The recently-restored Wings Twitter account has a little over 56,000 followers, the vast bulk of them accumulated at a time when this site had far less reason to criticise the SNP or the Scottish Government. So while this poll isn’t scientific, the indy-friendly nature of the respondent base makes it pretty interesting.
Those numbers closely mirror what every actual proper poll tells us about Scottish people’s opinion of the GRR itself – they oppose it by margins of between 3:1 and 4:1. So if the Scottish Government is counting on the UK’s intervention to increase support for independence, frankly it looks like they’re onto a massive loser.
…by which we mean “IQs in the history of the Scottish Parliament”.
Put a cushion on your desk before you start listening to this, gang, or you might hurt your jaw. Because surely nobody quite as paralysingly, catastrophically thick as this clueless, bumbling, deranged and dangerous imbecile has ever been allowed to make the laws of Scotland before. We wouldn’t let her make orange squash, to be honest.
And yes, we’re including Kezia Dugdale and Jamie Greene in that reckoning.
A few months ago, we all had a good chuckle at Pete Wishart’s screeching 180-degree turn on the subject of using a plebiscitary election for independence, a strategy which switched overnight from “suicidal, disastrous fringe lunacy with no hope of success” to “genius plan Nicola herself came up with”.
But after that crude ad-hoc field patch, we’re delighted to be able to report that Pete has submitted himself to SNP HQ for a full operating system update and is now fully compliant with the New Truth.
The newest Panelbase poll, which shows a narrow lead for independence, was an “omnibus” one with questions provided by multiple clients, including Wings and the Sunday Times. The questions we’re about to show you were asked by the ST rather than ourselves, but their results are deeply disturbing on multiple levels.
The first one is perhaps predictable but still unsettling. (Click all pics to enlarge.)
A huge 2:1 majority of Scots believe the Scottish Government’s proposed new “gender recognition” laws pose a safety risk to women. Tory voters think so by almost 9:1, Lib Dem voters by almost 6:1, and Labour voters by nearly 2:1.
That can only partly be explained away by partisan party loyalty – Labour and the Liberal Democrats both support the bill, but their own voters are still strongly against. More noteworthy is the fact that (excluding Don’t Knows) even slavishly loyal SNP voters agree with the statement by a smaller but still clear 12-point margin, 56 to 44.
So let’s say it unambiguously: most SNP voters think the SNP’s gender reforms pose a danger to women’s safety.
Yesterday we watched the first day’s proceedings of For Women Scotland taking the Scottish Government to court over its definition of what a woman is.
The topic is really very niche but will affect us all if the judge rules for the government (we won’t know the outcome for at least a month or two), so here’s the short version of what it’s all about.
I am greatly honoured to have been targeted for censorship in the same weekend as two great artists as rightly esteemed as Salman Rushdie and Jerry Sadowitz. (Though thankful to have not yet been violently physically attacked for my views, as both have.)
To be honest, I was amazed my most recent Twitter account lasted three months. I set it up in May for the sole purpose of a throwaway rude reply to Darren “Loki” McGarvey and Kenny Farquharson of The Times, expecting it to be banned within hours, then somehow it had thousands of followers and I figured I might as well have a bit of fun with it for however long it lasted against the barrage of shrieking outrage and mass organised complaints from the SNP Twitler Youth.
Which turned out to be until Saturday night.
Twitter has declined to identify who I supposedly incited the harassment of, or to offer any examples of the offending tweets. Obviously I did no such thing, but it’s good to know that “in order to ensure that people feel safe expressing diverse opinions and beliefs on our platform”, only some opinions and beliefs may be expressed.
Although we’re retired we already wrote this, so we may as well put it up for the 99.9% of Scots who don’t read the comments on David Leask‘s columns in the Herald.
It’s a claim he’s been banging on about since at least 2014, without ever providing a scrap of evidence to support it (his standard modus operandi), and yesterday was no exception. So let’s show Little Dave how proper big-boy journalists do it.
TURABDIN on Happy Anniversary: “PAPAM TESTICULOS HABET! Pope Leo dares to utter what so many dare not even think. Fear of America & its…” Apr 17, 09:33
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: “Postal vote done: ALLIANCE TO LIBERATE SCOTLAND” Apr 17, 08:13
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: ““If the SNP promote such policies and tactics to silence debate by intimidation, it demonstrates that they have no plan…” Apr 17, 08:08
Willie on Happy Anniversary: “This picture says it all about what the SNP is. We live in a country with huge issues all around…” Apr 17, 08:01
Bilbo on Happy Anniversary: “What seems to get missed in the election hysteria that on woman’s issues the Scottish government is not following the…” Apr 17, 07:29
Cynicus on Happy Anniversary: “Marie says: 16 April, 2026 at 5:34 pm “My Reform candidate couldn’t even give the correct name for my constituency.”…” Apr 17, 06:11
Watching from afar on Happy Anniversary: “FFS giesabrek! Are placards promoting violence towards those who disagree not a crime? If the SNP promote such policies and…” Apr 17, 03:33
Peter McAvoy on Happy Anniversary: “I vaguely remember the airborne project I think it was fairly successful,so have it on a trial period to see…” Apr 17, 01:55
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “I think Eve Comrie has made her feelings about GRR perfectly clear. I believe it even cost her friendship with…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “George I think it was big Theo who hopped it to Australia once the game here was clearly up. Just…” Apr 17, 00:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “HMcH Just watching ITNs “special” this evening on shop lifting plus the social media inflamed gang shop lifting spree going…” Apr 17, 00:06
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “Fair enough George, but it will have brought the existence of the party to peoples consciousness, something MSN and (ahem)…” Apr 16, 23:41
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “it’s something I’ve noticed with you; first of all, you aren’t that smart or well-read for a start, not many…” Apr 16, 22:55
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Geri What Supreme Court Ruling are you referring to? The biggest single legal ruling of all time is what I…” Apr 16, 22:52
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “An excellent plan of action, Confused. The contracts for design, build, running and maintenance of Scotland’s gas chambers will be…” Apr 16, 22:36
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““I don’t think it’s best buddy” Here you go, Geri: “I don’t think” Fixed it for you. Pin that one…” Apr 16, 22:26
Confused on Happy Anniversary: “I care not who and how the people vote, as long as I get to count the postal votes. So,…” Apr 16, 22:18
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: ““What Scotland looks like today is a consequence of decisions made by our Westminster rulers” Dribbling havers. You’d have us…” Apr 16, 22:18
Geri on Happy Anniversary: “That is exactly what Alex Salmond was going to stand on was it not? A single issue – Independence. As…” Apr 16, 22:14
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Norway” Give it time. They’ll be fighting over access to the Arctic soon & the new shipping routes that’ll open…” Apr 16, 22:04
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Alf Baird True it will be a matter for Scots but don’t you think a wee skiffy on what it…” Apr 16, 22:00
Alf Baird on Happy Anniversary: ““What would Scotland look like after Independence” would obviously be a matter for the Scots alone. What Scotland looks like…” Apr 16, 21:30
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “@Jamie Have you maxed out on the antisemitism card? That gets about 10% traction on here. You might be able…” Apr 16, 21:24
Hatey McHateface on Happy Anniversary: “Sorry, TURABDIN, but “some bastard English did it and then ran away” works no better in the Middle East than…” Apr 16, 21:19
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Still typing with your spare hand, James? At this rate, you’re never gonna live to see Indy. Not that I’m…” Apr 16, 21:07
Jamie on Happy Anniversary: “We have to persuade people that only independence can solve our problems. Currently only 10 to 20% of the population…” Apr 16, 21:00
George Ferguson on Happy Anniversary: “@Young Lochinvar That’s a fair comment I suppose, but I don’t think it landed. Anybody with an IQ over 80…” Apr 16, 19:43
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Look – it’s the “working class hero” that’s never worked a night shift. Tosser. Can ye no hear that annoying,…” Apr 16, 19:15
Young Lochinvar on Happy Anniversary: “The intelligent bit George was explaining the D’Hondt regional vote, and reduce unionists picking up their seats for free as…” Apr 16, 19:14
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Still vomiting up horse shit then? And Wilma’s working you from up the back by the looks of it. “Pricks”.” Apr 16, 19:05