To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Redaction is a tricky business, and comes with numerous pitfalls even if you’re being careful, which not everyone is. If you’re involved in creating a document you know will have to be redacted, there are a variety of safeguarding approaches you can adopt.
When I worked on a videogames magazine called Amiga Power in the 1990s, we ran a fun comedy feature about censorship. But because the company that published the magazine had had some unfortunate mishaps in the field, we took extra care by typing all the “offensive” words as random-length strings of Xs when we wrote the article.
And it was lucky that we did, because as you can see in the feature’s strapline, the art department misaligned the red redaction bar on some of them, and if there’d been a sweary in there it would have been easily identified.
When times are quiet in Scottish politics, as they currently are, our favourite genre of story is “mainstream press belatedly catches up with Wings Over Scotland”. And so to this morning’s front page splash in the Sunday Mail.
The rumour mill has been grinding about Operation Branchform developments again in the last few days, although we’ve seen too many false dawns now to get overly excited about that. But the Mail’s story sounded awfully familiar.
The dogged persistence of alert Wings contributor Benjamin Harrop with regard to the Hamilton inquiry has been truly heroic, and today it has borne fruit in dramatic style.
The 10-page adjudication from the Scottish Information Commissioner that you can download by clicking that image is a somewhat labyrinthine (but fascinating) read, but the upshot of it is that the Commissioner has now ordered the Scottish Government to release all of the legal advice it was given with regard to its refusal to publish the written evidence submitted to James Hamilton for his inquiry into the events around the alleged conspiracy to falsely convict Alex Salmond of sexual assaults.
(See, even that one-sentence summary was quite hard going.)
We’ve just watched a hearing at the Court Of Session with regard to Alex Salmond’s civil claim against the Scottish Government. It was an ostensibly minor one, in which Salmond’s team were requesting a sist (pause) in the case for the fourth time, on the grounds of a number of ongoing police inquiries related to the events around the claim.
For most of the time Wings was the only journalist in a (virtual) room full of lawyers – although a couple of Scottish Daily Mail hacks turned up midway through – and we got to hear a dramatic surprise revelation.
James Hynd is a civil servant who was head of the Scottish Government’s cabinet, parliament and governance division during the inquiry.
But the hearing revealed for the first time that Hynd is currently subject to a criminal investigation by Police Scotland, with the name Operation Broadcroft, on suspicion of the serious crime of “wilfully making false statements on oath” to the inquiry.
And the ramifications of that extend much further than Mr Hynd himself.
As we’ve repeatedly pointed out, Wings has made NO comments about the “workplace harassment” allegations made against Alex Salmond several years ago. We’ve only commented on the CRIMINAL allegations, and workplace harassment isn’t a crime. (It’s a matter for an employment tribunal, not the police.)
But the real question is WHY Andy Wightman is so doggedly attached to these two complainers that he’s determined to keep digging himself further into a hole of lies. And everyone knows what you tend to find when you start digging holes.
In any functional nation, Friday’s revelations in Parliament by Sir David Davis would have been headline news. An extremely powerful figure, the then-First Minister’s chief of staff, was named and accused of conspiring with the Scottish Government, civil service and media to imprison an innocent man – the former leader of the country – on very serious charges of sexual assault, and of seeking to destroy his reputation by illegally leaking the false allegations to the press.
Liz Lloyd had never been publicly named as the suspect before that moment, so it was almost immeasurably bizarre that only two of Scotland’s newspapers (and two of its lowest-selling), namely The Times and – belatedly – The National, bothered to even report the accusation, far less spend any time seriously delving into it.
But it still wasn’t as odd as THIS response from a former Green MSP.
What on Earth is being suggested here? Let’s try to find out.
It’s both a comprehensive refresher of events surrounding the Scottish Government’s conspiracy to convict Alex Salmond on false charges, and a sharp reminder of why Scotland is, in truth, not yet a country in a fit administrative state for independence.
But one part in particular ought to be the headline news tonight.
Andy Wiltshire on Before Action: “That, hopefully, will be something they can’t just dismiss with a one-fingered salute.” Aug 20, 21:10
James Carr on Before Action: “I’d just like to express my admiration for your tenacity in sticking it to the Police Scotland sleekit, cowardly, probably…” Aug 20, 21:10
Andrea on Before Action: “I am ready to donate.” Aug 20, 21:10
Dickie on Before Action: ““…you may wish to seek legal advice.” ???” Aug 20, 21:04
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “What is a likely outcome of this? I understand these things move in legal steps. Will they just double down…” Aug 20, 21:02
lollysmum on Before Action: “Excellent Stuart count me in for the fundraiser. Its about time we had another one of your famous fundraisers seeing…” Aug 20, 20:59
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Awesome Aidan, kindred spirit. What gen were the Turbo and Carrera 4? Great cars both, the turbo has unhinged performance…” Aug 20, 20:59
Knuckle_Heid on Before Action: “Excellent work Rev and I’m sure we are all waiting with bated breath for what the Police come back with.…” Aug 20, 20:58
Al Ba on Before Action: “Hope to see full accountability achieved, and honest justice delivered. How much is left (or has been spent) from the…” Aug 20, 20:56
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Superb! Let battle commence.” Aug 20, 20:50
100%Yes on Before Action: “At what point is one of these going to fold and say he/she isn’t worth saving? Thank you for continuing…” Aug 20, 20:50
Carol Neill on Before Action: “Jack Russell wi a bone , hats off” Aug 20, 20:49
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “To be fair, the practitioners of the “born in the wrong body” trannytrope have re-discovered the human soul for the…” Aug 20, 20:46
Calum on Before Action: “Good luck Stuart, these bastards are it.” Aug 20, 20:42
Jimboagain on Before Action: “16 is the clincher” Aug 20, 20:41
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Too easy, Wally. Try this one. Self-identifying adult, graduate of compulsory, free primary and secondary schooling, reputed to be the…” Aug 20, 20:39
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Doesn’t sound very definitive. Can you confirm if the grifting request for yet another crowd founder has gone out yet?” Aug 20, 20:28
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““Oracle” “unwary” That’s enough from yer maw, Wee Wally W*nkie. Kick her oot yer bedroom, get back in an sneck…” Aug 20, 20:23
Marie on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Oh Mark!! Nathan is part of the Master Race – unlike you. You are such a “stupid” goy Mark.” Aug 20, 20:21
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “You’re gonna be pissed aff, CC. Post Indy, every Scot will have one. Courtesy of that £150 billion per year.” Aug 20, 20:14
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Still a great piece of kit, I’ve never had either the GT2 or the GT3 but I’ve had a Turbo…” Aug 20, 20:12
Captain Caveman on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Heh! Thanks Aidan 🙂 Sadly it’s only a 992.1 GT3 touring with ceramics and buckets, not a full bore “Widowmaker”…” Aug 20, 19:44
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “” The entirety of wokeness is fundamentally a parody of Catholicism. A secular religion building itself out of the modern…” Aug 20, 19:40
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““Pool” being the operative word here. A toxic pool of very low IQ people.” Aug 20, 19:23
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I reckon you want to be out in that GT2 CC before the weather comes in. I’ll update the prime…” Aug 20, 19:21
Mark Beggan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “A university builds a reputation of excellence over hundreds of years and it gets dragged into the gutter by a…” Aug 20, 19:02
agentx on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““What Happened in Court Today During the hearing at Edinburgh’s Court of Session, lawyers representing the UK Government argued that…” Aug 20, 18:40
James on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Oh, methinks the Gman stooge doth protest too much….. and so quickly!” Aug 20, 18:21
Confused on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “watch yourself James, the anglo bantsmasters are on your case – they might call you a “twat” and fire emojis…” Aug 20, 18:21