We read some harrowing tweets this week from an Edinburgh SNP activist. Sensitive readers should look away now, as the following article contains potentially triggering information about the wild and lawless streets of [checks notes] Corstorphine.
It’s remarkable how openly a certain faction of the SNP is now declaring surrender.
And it’s becoming increasingly clear that the events of the next few days and weeks will not just determine the future of the independence movement, but whether in any meaningful, practical sense it continues to exist at all.
When assessing who might be the best choice for the next leader of the SNP, and by extension of the independence movement, it’s a pretty good rule of thumb to beware of anyone being bigged up by the Unionist media.
Can you spot the subtle change between these two National stories, readers?
Now, as they’re both in The National the standard of journalism is obviously completely dreadful, and so neither of them actually explains their headline. Nobody is named or quoted even anonymously, and there’s no elaboration other than that “[a member of] the NEC appeared to halt any proposal to use the next General Election as a proxy constitutional vote”, with no indication of HOW they “appeared” to do that.
But they DO raise the question of where on Earth – whoever becomes its new leader – the SNP goes from the smouldering bomb crater that Nicola Sturgeon has left it in.
The SNP constitution states that a leadership election should take place over a period of four and a half months. Having not had one in almost 20 years, the SNP are now to conduct one from start to finish in the space of four and a half weeks.
The voting period of two weeks (who needs two weeks to vote after three weeks of debate?) means that it’ll be over just a week too late for the party to be able to hold its “special democracy conference” to determine its independence strategy for the next couple of years, but also that the new leader will be in place just in time to file a legal challenge over the Gender Recognition Reform bill before the April deadline.
(Something the party president Mike Russell publicly called for today, in an apparent attempt to influence the outcome of the election. Indeed, he called for candidates not to go back on ANY of the outgoing leader’s policies, which rather invites the question of why they should bother electing a new leader at all.)
Nicola Sturgeon told Scotland’s press this morning that despite her weariness, she could have managed a few more months or even a year as First Minister, which would at least have got her halfway to keeping her promise to serve a full term if she was elected in 2021.
Which just makes her timing all the harder to explain.
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “‘Hoo’s the F16s these days? Tires worn oot frae all the taxiing aboot?’ I’ve forgot nothing. They’re not off the…” Feb 27, 16:49
Iain More on The Tactics Of Suicide: “MRP Predictions – I just dont believe it. Greens winning a by-election on Trumps aircraft carrier the USS England will…” Feb 27, 16:38
Young Lochinvar on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Horton and Denton by election. Green Party leader Zak Polanski told news reporters that “there aren’t any no- go areas”…” Feb 27, 15:54
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Give it up, Shiteface. Nothing, & I mean NOTHING, trumps the Eppy files & the people behind all of it.…” Feb 27, 15:48
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Quantity AND quality, Alf. Big Scottish election coming up in May. Will set the path for Scotland’s governance for the…” Feb 27, 15:36
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““make the declaration of Arbroath a modern reality, without death” Just so long as we can still totally destroy the…” Feb 27, 15:30
Alf Baird on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Jings, 25 oot o 85 commends here fae yer guid sel sae faur, Hatey ower Scotlan. Yer daein awfu weel,…” Feb 27, 15:22
Young Lochinvar on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I see Churchill’s statue in Lahndun (variously described back in the day as either looking like a turtle or Mussolini-…” Feb 27, 15:03
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Game on AND game over, Geri. Michty! Hoo’s the F16s these days? Tires worn oot frae all the taxiing aboot?…” Feb 27, 14:46
Cynicus on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Geri says: 27 February, 2026 at 2:10 pm A. I am glad we can agree that. But surely you are…” Feb 27, 14:43
Jamie on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Reform are going to do well in both elections with or without Scottish Patriot support. The time is now to…” Feb 27, 14:40
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““STOAP”, Northy. If you want to write colloquially, you have to be prepared to adjust the spelling so that readers…” Feb 27, 14:14
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “A. Its a Republic. Another would take over. Haven’t the neocons learnt that by now? Even if TACO doesn’t reverse.…” Feb 27, 14:10
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “A return to true form from Confused. Say what you like about the Jews, but they don’t drive cars into…” Feb 27, 14:01
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Every time… NOO, adv. Also nou, nu (Abd. 1829 A. Cruickshank Poems 34; Sh. 1914 Angus Gl.). Gen. (exc. s.)…” Feb 27, 13:54
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““I don’t like to mention it, Northy…” Then why mention it… ye prick (I don’t think of you as a…” Feb 27, 13:47
Confused on The Tactics Of Suicide: “In our multi party voting systems you get 3-4 parties with around 20-30 percent support and they argue fiercely about…” Feb 27, 13:43
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “C’moan noo, Sven. It’s a classic example of the Scottish Cringe. There’s not one of us who hasn’t been thoroughly…” Feb 27, 13:06
Sven on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I don’t like to mention it, Northy, however the only “pedantic prick”, (i don’t think of you as such and…” Feb 27, 12:54
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Seeing as how you mention it, Northy, if you intend to abbreviate “fucking” to “fuckin'”, then you need to be…” Feb 27, 12:50
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Looks like there was quite a bit of electoral fraud going on, x. Par for the course in these constituencies.…” Feb 27, 12:18
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “If you can’t keep up your Scots to the end of your post, Northy, surely it’s unreasonable to expect Scots…” Feb 27, 12:15
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Correction (before some cunt whines aboot it): ‘excusive’ should read ‘ exclusive’. Nou fuck aff the lot o ye, ye…” Feb 27, 12:10
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Nou the poleetics o Scotlan’ be the poleetics o Ingland cleithed i’ ill-suitit tairtan custume… and thae hauds sma chairm…” Feb 27, 11:56
agentx on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Gorton & Denton results Green Party – 14,980 – 40.7% Reform UK – 10,578 – 28.7% Labour Party – 9,364…” Feb 27, 11:43
TURABDIN on The Tactics Of Suicide: “ACCORDING to the Times of India her Urdu stretches as far as hello, goodbye, vote green and ramadhan mubarak, which…” Feb 27, 11:26
robertkknight on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Funny how certain folk talk about list votes and voting SNP versus unionist… How can people still think there’s a…” Feb 27, 11:20
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Indeed, Alf. Beats me why nobody has ever painted that on the side of a bus. Indy would be an…” Feb 27, 11:14