Wings Over Scotland has been produced for free for the last three and a half years. Our last operational fundraiser was in May 2019. Then again, we’ve been retired for nearly half that time, with only occasional new posts.
But Scottish politics has never been in a more dire state than it is now, with the SNP stolen from its members by a tiny cabal not interested in independence but only in power for its own sake and the “queering” of Scottish society, while the opposition is a worthless ragbag of hapless incompetents and the media is a national embarrassment.
Right, as promised, one last piece of admin. (This post will be removed in due time.)
We left yesterday’s piece and the associated poll up for two full days to make sure the people who don’t read Wings at weekends saw it and had the chance to vote in it too. But in truth it was pretty obvious how the vote would go from about 20 minutes in.
When the Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died last month, the first of their songs that popped into my head, for no particular reason, was “Under My Thumb”, a mildly controversial 1966 album track the band never released as a single in the West.
Its most infamous place in history, though, is this.
Until Watts’ death I was only very broadly aware of the events at Altamont Speedway in 1969, a free festival at a racetrack near San Francisco at which four people died in scenes of malevolent chaos and which is widely regarded as the grim headstone of the hippy era.
But on seeing the extraordinary footage above for the first time on the day of Watts’ death – taken from “Gimme Shelter”, notionally the official movie of the show, although the first two-thirds of it are actually a mundane travelogue of the preceding tour dates – I did some proper reading up on it.
And as I did, a horribly familiar feeling started to unfold.
An ongoing exception to this site’s retirement is for news relating to the scandalous imprisonment of journalist and former UK ambassador Craig Murray, the only human in the history of the planet Earth ever to be jailed for the barely-defined pseudo-crime of “jigsaw identification”.
We had another phone call from Craig in HMP Edinburgh yesterday, and he continues to be in good spirits and be well treated by both staff and fellow inmates. He expressed great gratitude for the flood of mail sent by Wings readers in response to our appeal a couple of weeks ago – he’s been receiving up to 60 letters, emails and packages a day, which have been very much appreciated in helping him pass the 22.5 hours out of every 24 that he spends locked alone in his cell.
The prison authorities, however, imposed some bizarre restrictions.
Ten years ago this month I was in a pub called The Porter in Bath with my girlfriend and her family, buying everyone whiskies and gabbling deliriously (I’d been up for over 40 hours at that point) about the significance of what had just happened.
Alex Salmond’s SNP had just broken the Scottish electoral system, winning an absolute majority of seats in a Parliament designed expressly to stop that from ever happening. A total of 72 pro-independence MSPs had been elected, and it was already clear that an independence referendum was going to happen despite the Labour Party’s best efforts. It was impossibly exciting.
This month I sat and watched 72 ostensibly pro-indy MSPs be elected again, but this time with my heart breaking, knowing that they would achieve nothing and indeed had no real intention to even try.
So, this absolute bumhole has just achieved what the combined massed forces of the Unionist establishment and the SNP Twitler Youth alike couldn’t – she’s basically shut down Wings Over Scotland.
Stealthily making her way last night past all the fortifications designed to prevent her and her five associates (Pepsi, Daphne, Celeste, Coco and Rosie, if you’re interested) from travelling from the Palatial Rat Environment to the danger-strewn floor of the Wings office, the tiny furry idiot above holed herself up behind my printer, idly chewing on its USB cable to pass the time even though there was food everywhere, including the packet of biscuits the little sod had dragged down off my desk .
Today is going to be by some distance the quietest one in Scottish politics this week, so I hope you’ll forgive me a personal indulgence, readers. Because while I just ignore unimaginably vast torrents of online abuse every hour of every day of every year, once in a blue moon some things get said that you just can’t let pass.
Paul Kavanagh made a lot of unpleasant personal-attack tweets yesterday off the back of an unpleasant personal-attack article on his blog, which I don’t propose to get into the many individual falsehoods and misrepresentations of here.
(While I believe his evidence in the Dugdale case actually did more harm than good, I don’t hold him responsible for that and I appreciated his willingness to try to help when others I’d considered friends had turned their back.)
Here at Wings it’s mostly our job to point out things that are broken. (Currently that’s mostly the SNP.) But there are also other more useful people working on actually fixing stuff. Readers might want to give them a hearing and perhaps offer some assistance and input of their own, especially as you can do it today without leaving your house.
It costs nothing and it starts at noon. All you need to participate is the virtual meeting software Hopin (also free). What is there to lose?
We’re absurdly touched by your response to the daft wee joke fundraiser we set up this week to raise £50 over a court case. We’re going to have to drink a LOT of fancy gin now. Thank you so much to everyone who donated, at a time when a lot of very good causes are also raising money. We’ll help some of them out from the proceeds.
We can’t help thinking, though, that at a very stressful time for the Yes movement a lot of people were just enjoying the chance to have a bit of much-needed fun. So allow us to offer our extra-special thanks to some unexpected benefactors.
Alert readers from last night will notice that we’re currently running our first fundraiser since June 2019. It’s not one of our proper annual ones, in fact it’s basically just a joke at the expense of the Twitler Youth, but if anyone does want to kindly buy us a small treat of some sort it’ll be most appreciated. Click the pic to donate, if it would amuse you.
(The fundraiser is also to mark the one millionth reader comment on Wings. Jings.)
We’ll be back with some normal Scottish politics news shortly after noon, when we’re expecting to know the outcome of Martin Keatings’ court case over Section 30 powers. Should be a pretty interesting day.
Alert readers may have noticed that the hypothetical Wings list party is once again the talk of the steamie, with the usual suspects stamping their feet and pouting about it yet again on social media, in particular the firmly-ensconced SNP MP Pete Wishart and the worryingly obsessed former poll-analysis website WINGS OVER SCOTLAND IS BAD AND TERRIBLE AND STUART CAMPBELL SOMETIMES DOES SWEARS SO NOBODY WOULD EVER VOTE FOR HIM! Goes Pop.
(We’re not sure where this sudden outbreak of 18th-century Puritanism about Scottish people using colourful language has come from, to be honest. It seems the weirdest and least plausible grounds for objection imaginable in a country that’s literally world-famous for its enthusiastic embrace of swearing, but *shrug*.)
The trigger was a bizarre piece in yesterday’s Courier (also picked up by the National, the Evening Express and others). They phoned us last week ostensibly to talk about a new website set up by a bunch of loony Unionist zoomers who with amusingly ironic timing have named themselves “The Majority”, and whether we thought they’d have any impact or be able to attract funding.
We chatted perfectly amiably to the reporter for several minutes on the subject, so we were quite surprised when the story that eventually appeared didn’t contain a single mention of them, and instead was solely about the Wings party, which he’d also asked us a couple of “Oh, by the way, while I’m here”-type questions about.
So let’s just clarify a couple of things for the record (again).
agent x on The Undertaker: “In the 2011 Scottish election the SNP under Salmond won a majority of seats (69) – the only time there…” May 14, 23:51
Red on The Undertaker: “Scottish voters are catching up with the English in being scunnered. The main difference between England and Scotland is that…” May 14, 22:30
Michael Laing on The Undertaker: “@ Ross: Pish. As I’m sure you know, the SNP has sat on its hands and done nothing but undemocratically…” May 14, 21:39
100%Yes on The Undertaker: “We have bloggers, youtubers and individuals who write about Independence and make money from talking about Independence which is fine…” May 14, 21:27
Jay on The Undertaker: “100% Yes: I read your comment several times but second and third paragraphs do not make sense. Please read them…” May 14, 20:08
100%Yes on The Undertaker: “The SNP made Scotland a branch office and nothing more.” May 14, 19:32
Sideshowmanny on The Undertaker: “I don’t remember the last time I heard the SNP mention trying to get additional powers. Not only is there…” May 14, 19:28
Hatey McHateface on The Undertaker: “The crims and spivs of the not-a-country scam have made themselves fortunes selling bogus passports. I’m one of the gullible…” May 14, 19:12
Owen Mullions on The Undertaker: “You’re probably right but I’ve a macabre fascination with his descent into madness. Still, I’ll take your advice and move…” May 14, 19:05
Hatey McHateface on The Undertaker: “Great article. Good cartoon too. But the carrot is not nearly mouldy enough.” May 14, 19:02
David Holden on The Undertaker: “Perhaps it is time to just ignore James.” May 14, 18:45
Callum on The Undertaker: “The simple truth is the SNP are a road block to Indy. Until Scots realise this and act on it…” May 14, 18:18
100%Yes on The Undertaker: “For the last 11yrs the only thing the SNP has done, was to bring out policies in order to turn…” May 14, 17:56
100%Yes on The Undertaker: “In the video clip, Swinney couldn’t even bring himself to mention Independence when asked, he was avoiding the question altogether.…” May 14, 17:38
ross on The Undertaker: “we have a parliament because vast majority of people support having one we dont have independence because vast majority don’t…” May 14, 17:35
Callum on The Undertaker: “Said it for years now. The SNP is no longer an Indy party it is in fact a Devo-Nat party.…” May 14, 17:35
Ste fella on The Blindness Of Hatred: “@stu You should challenge him to a bet that SNP win no list seats At 29% of the list vote…” May 14, 17:14
sam on The Undertaker: “Reform is getting votes as a protest against all the other parties. Reform is an offshoot of UKIP and is…” May 14, 16:58
JockMcT on The Undertaker: “The elephant in the room is this. Given the evidence that SNP cannot win big on the constituency vote and…” May 14, 16:52
TURABDIN on The Undertaker: “ON THE THEME OF «UNDERTAKING» Scotland’s lawmakers, or some of them, push the sinistrr envelope on so called assisted dying,…” May 14, 16:51
James Cheyne on The Undertaker: “The Scottish Constitution cannot pass muster under a devolved parliament from Englands Westminster. Parliament As it would turn it into…” May 14, 16:43
Steven on The Undertaker: “If there is a unionist majority at the next election then surely there is no mandate for independence. Why don’t…” May 14, 16:41
Owen Mullions on The Undertaker: “James Kelly back with his 6th post of the last 7 about the man who is ‘obsessed’ with him?. I…” May 14, 16:10
wullie on The Undertaker: “Here’s a thought. Well maybe three Willie McRae shot HIMSELF in the back of the heid, thew the gun away…” May 14, 16:01
Dislogical on The Undertaker: “Didn’t the perfect storm already hit? Shame the SNP did nothing with it.” May 14, 15:33
Dislogical on The Undertaker: “In an earlier article about list votes you appeared to be predicting the SNP would have a majority. Do you…” May 14, 15:31
James Cheyne on The Undertaker: “Hear hear, Uk is not a Country.” May 14, 15:26
Peter McAvoy on The Undertaker: “I voted yes yes in 97 why can’t they use their limited powers over tax to reduce the income tax…” May 14, 15:10
Ian McCubbin on The Undertaker: “It’s as clear as day Swinney and his SNP grifting team don’t want independence. If you do vote Alba, ISP…” May 14, 15:06