A week ago, readers, I had not the slightest interest in bringing Wings Over Scotland back full-time. I had my Twitter account again and was having fun and I was happy with that. It scratched the itch of being able to engage with politics (and people) without the depressing business of wading in it for work.
And then I witnessed the quite extraordinary sight of an elected member of Parliament, in the shape of the SNP’s pico-witted ambulant brain vacuum Karen Adam, publicly gloating about having managed to shut down the voice of someone critical of her party.
At the same time, an extremely minor blogger (the word “rival” would be to over-dignify them) re-opened hostilities in his campaign of self-declared “open warfare” against this site, with a rapid succession of posts (just a few of dozens) forming such a demented scattershot tirade that to patiently debunk all of it would have taken until Christmas.
And I’ll be honest, folks, it all pushed my buttons a wee bit. It really shouldn’t have, but it was properly outrageous and I’m occasionally human, so I thought “Sod it, if I’m going to have to put up with all this crap anyway I might as well make it worthwhile”.
Wings Over Scotland has been produced for free for the last three and a half years. Our last operational fundraiser was in May 2019. Then again, we’ve been retired for nearly half that time, with only occasional new posts.
But Scottish politics has never been in a more dire state than it is now, with the SNP stolen from its members by a tiny cabal not interested in independence but only in power for its own sake and the “queering” of Scottish society, while the opposition is a worthless ragbag of hapless incompetents and the media is a national embarrassment.
Right, as promised, one last piece of admin. (This post will be removed in due time.)
We left yesterday’s piece and the associated poll up for two full days to make sure the people who don’t read Wings at weekends saw it and had the chance to vote in it too. But in truth it was pretty obvious how the vote would go from about 20 minutes in.
When the Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died last month, the first of their songs that popped into my head, for no particular reason, was “Under My Thumb”, a mildly controversial 1966 album track the band never released as a single in the West.
Its most infamous place in history, though, is this.
Until Watts’ death I was only very broadly aware of the events at Altamont Speedway in 1969, a free festival at a racetrack near San Francisco at which four people died in scenes of malevolent chaos and which is widely regarded as the grim headstone of the hippy era.
But on seeing the extraordinary footage above for the first time on the day of Watts’ death – taken from “Gimme Shelter”, notionally the official movie of the show, although the first two-thirds of it are actually a mundane travelogue of the preceding tour dates – I did some proper reading up on it.
And as I did, a horribly familiar feeling started to unfold.
An ongoing exception to this site’s retirement is for news relating to the scandalous imprisonment of journalist and former UK ambassador Craig Murray, the only human in the history of the planet Earth ever to be jailed for the barely-defined pseudo-crime of “jigsaw identification”.
We had another phone call from Craig in HMP Edinburgh yesterday, and he continues to be in good spirits and be well treated by both staff and fellow inmates. He expressed great gratitude for the flood of mail sent by Wings readers in response to our appeal a couple of weeks ago – he’s been receiving up to 60 letters, emails and packages a day, which have been very much appreciated in helping him pass the 22.5 hours out of every 24 that he spends locked alone in his cell.
The prison authorities, however, imposed some bizarre restrictions.
Ten years ago this month I was in a pub called The Porter in Bath with my girlfriend and her family, buying everyone whiskies and gabbling deliriously (I’d been up for over 40 hours at that point) about the significance of what had just happened.
Alex Salmond’s SNP had just broken the Scottish electoral system, winning an absolute majority of seats in a Parliament designed expressly to stop that from ever happening. A total of 72 pro-independence MSPs had been elected, and it was already clear that an independence referendum was going to happen despite the Labour Party’s best efforts. It was impossibly exciting.
This month I sat and watched 72 ostensibly pro-indy MSPs be elected again, but this time with my heart breaking, knowing that they would achieve nothing and indeed had no real intention to even try.
So, this absolute bumhole has just achieved what the combined massed forces of the Unionist establishment and the SNP Twitler Youth alike couldn’t – she’s basically shut down Wings Over Scotland.
Stealthily making her way last night past all the fortifications designed to prevent her and her five associates (Pepsi, Daphne, Celeste, Coco and Rosie, if you’re interested) from travelling from the Palatial Rat Environment to the danger-strewn floor of the Wings office, the tiny furry idiot above holed herself up behind my printer, idly chewing on its USB cable to pass the time even though there was food everywhere, including the packet of biscuits the little sod had dragged down off my desk .
Today is going to be by some distance the quietest one in Scottish politics this week, so I hope you’ll forgive me a personal indulgence, readers. Because while I just ignore unimaginably vast torrents of online abuse every hour of every day of every year, once in a blue moon some things get said that you just can’t let pass.
Paul Kavanagh made a lot of unpleasant personal-attack tweets yesterday off the back of an unpleasant personal-attack article on his blog, which I don’t propose to get into the many individual falsehoods and misrepresentations of here.
(While I believe his evidence in the Dugdale case actually did more harm than good, I don’t hold him responsible for that and I appreciated his willingness to try to help when others I’d considered friends had turned their back.)
Here at Wings it’s mostly our job to point out things that are broken. (Currently that’s mostly the SNP.) But there are also other more useful people working on actually fixing stuff. Readers might want to give them a hearing and perhaps offer some assistance and input of their own, especially as you can do it today without leaving your house.
It costs nothing and it starts at noon. All you need to participate is the virtual meeting software Hopin (also free). What is there to lose?
We’re absurdly touched by your response to the daft wee joke fundraiser we set up this week to raise £50 over a court case. We’re going to have to drink a LOT of fancy gin now. Thank you so much to everyone who donated, at a time when a lot of very good causes are also raising money. We’ll help some of them out from the proceeds.
We can’t help thinking, though, that at a very stressful time for the Yes movement a lot of people were just enjoying the chance to have a bit of much-needed fun. So allow us to offer our extra-special thanks to some unexpected benefactors.
Alert readers from last night will notice that we’re currently running our first fundraiser since June 2019. It’s not one of our proper annual ones, in fact it’s basically just a joke at the expense of the Twitler Youth, but if anyone does want to kindly buy us a small treat of some sort it’ll be most appreciated. Click the pic to donate, if it would amuse you.
(The fundraiser is also to mark the one millionth reader comment on Wings. Jings.)
We’ll be back with some normal Scottish politics news shortly after noon, when we’re expecting to know the outcome of Martin Keatings’ court case over Section 30 powers. Should be a pretty interesting day.
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““@Alf – can you provide some evidence of the international community appreciating it? It seems you spent most of your…” Apr 16, 10:26
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Luckily, the international community are largely brown and easily mislead.” This sentence is grammatically incorrect… unless the intention was to…” Apr 16, 10:00
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““The international community are well aware that England-as-UK was and remains a serial global colonizing power” It remains to be…” Apr 16, 09:44
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “A reminder: Ther scarce be a wird pit doun here fae colonialists (unyonists if preferryd… baith be alike) that’s onythin’…” Apr 16, 09:42
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “There is some truth in that Hatey, although in the extremely unlikely event that BCP allowed these two into the…” Apr 16, 09:38
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It’s ABNORMAL for a country to give its assets away to its neighbour for free. Its even more ABNORMAL not…” Apr 16, 09:23
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““would have made us the wealthiest nation in the world” Some of that oil wealth is still there, Alf. Three…” Apr 16, 09:21
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “How would an independent Scotland force rUK to buy 100% of Scotland’s renewable energy generation capacity (at the highest possible…” Apr 16, 09:00
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “The international community is appreciative being informed of Scotland’s annexation and colonization by England-as-UK. The international community are well aware…” Apr 16, 09:00
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““the total value of all the electricity produced” You need to aggregate the productive capacity of all offshore wind energy…” Apr 16, 08:46
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “An article about the knock-on effects of President Trump’s smiting of the medievalists: https://unherd.com/newsroom/opec-slump-points-to-lasting-oil-crisis/ There are obvious opportunities for Scottish…” Apr 16, 08:36
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““describe to us the “immense benefits” that have been realised by the 2x trips to Geneva and the 2x trips…” Apr 16, 08:04
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “What a night you’ve had, YL. Only readers with hearts of stone could fail to feel your pain. I want…” Apr 16, 07:46
Captain Caveman on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “… But you don’t “laugh at us”, Rambo. Rather, you get triggered daily, have hugely embarrassing, unhinged, public (3am) meltdowns,…” Apr 16, 07:46
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Is it Geri? Well perhaps you could describe to us the “immense benefits” that have been realised by the 2x…” Apr 16, 07:24
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “@Alf – the total value of all the electricity produced by all sources in the entirety of the U.K. is…” Apr 16, 06:04
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Brilliant C That’s not just for Hatey- Broke -Back Mountain v2. but for Wilma Flintstone, Pastor Faggat, Beggars, AI dun,…” Apr 16, 02:51
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “a song for main-face I see he/it has put in a shift today – never mind the quality, feel the…” Apr 16, 00:59
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It’s panicking folks, Hatey McBrokeback -Mountain face v.2 is struggling! Lordy, you cannae wash away the gay, and, well, 18…” Apr 16, 00:35
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Hatey McBrokeback-Mountain-face v.2 Don’t you mean; both votes Scotchland Greens? That’s where you were hovering earlier-Beaker Queer fixation and all…” Apr 16, 00:05
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Scotland will be worth a lot more to our ‘procurer’ than £150bn a year now” Of course, Alf. Make it…” Apr 15, 23:12
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Ah, c’moan noo, James. Do you think I want to miss seeing the UN declare Scotland a colony? Miss Swinney’s…” Apr 15, 23:07
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““I think there is truth in this” No shit, Sherlock! But then you think there is truth in everything and…” Apr 15, 22:59
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Scotland will be worth a lot more to our ‘procurer’ than £150bn a year now, what with upwards of £100bn…” Apr 15, 22:51
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Naw….for you, just go the whole hog, lights out. Do Scotland a favour.” Apr 15, 22:46
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““It must kill you that international law is on their side, not yours” I’ll keep an eye on that. Thanks…” Apr 15, 22:46
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I think you’ll find it’s actually called “networking” It is of immense benefit. People mingle, make contacts, are introduced to…” Apr 15, 22:43
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Man, YL, you’ve defo got a bit of an obsession with shirt lifting going on right now. My advice is…” Apr 15, 22:35
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It must kill you that international law is on their side, not yours. In both conflicts. Always on the wrong…” Apr 15, 22:11
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “HMcH (Broke Back Mountain v.2) @ 6.13 Now now Hatey v.2! The free bus passes for all is a Scotchland…” Apr 15, 22:08