We’re a bit annoyed about this, because we were going to give the Absolute Fanny Of The Week award to Anas Sarwar every week as a joke, but now it seems we can’t.
So that’s a professional journalist who’s studied the Offensive Behaviour (Football) Act, or OBFA, so intently and diligently that he keeps calling it “OBAF” instead. But that’s not the stupidest of it.
Ruth Davidson appeared on Good Morning Scotland today as part of their series of interviews with what they call “the leaders of the larger parties in Scotland”, which for some reason is also including the Lib Dems and Greens.
You can listen to the piece – which showcased the usual evasive, time-killing waffle technique Davidson employs as standard, noticeably uncomfortable only when Gary Robertson pressed her on welfare-cuts suicides – for yourself if you want, but in our Panelbase poll last month we discovered a difference between Davidson and Nicola Sturgeon we thought was quite interesting, so we’re going to talk about that instead.
The Scottish media has been operating at what former BBC journalist Paul Mason once called “full propaganda strength” for the last few weeks, trying to inflate some pretty standard seasonal fluctuations into a “WINTER NHS CRISIS”.
One of the more egregious examples came yesterday when the state broadcaster’s Scotland editor Sarah Smith announced to the nation that 100,000 patients had waited more than four hours at A&E departments last week – a pretty impressive feat since in reality only a quarter of that number actually visited A&Es in Scotland last week, and four-fifths of those were seen in under four hours.
The 100,000 figure in fact refers to an entire year, not a week. Depending on how you look at it, Smith misrepresented the reality by either 2,000% or 5,200%. Yet at the time of writing we’re not aware of the BBC having issued any correction or apology for this, well, let’s be generous and say “error”.
The stats record the time taken for patients presenting at A&E to be dealt with (that doesn’t just mean “seen”, but seen, assessed, and then either treated, admitted or sent home). For the whole of 2017 the figures for Scotland were:
Patients dealt with in four hours or less: 93.1%
In eight hours or less: 99.2%
In 12 hours or less: 99.9%
Which doesn’t sound like too much of a crisis.
Alert observers will of course be aware that this is all entry-level basic operating mode for the media. Even if they weren’t trying to whip up politically-motivated “SNP BAD” material – and most of them are – it’s a deep journalistic instinct to exaggerate and hyperbolise everything into the worst news possible in order to drive traffic and clicks.
The gigantic-clown-shoed bunglemuppet that is Scottish Tory MP Ross Thomson was galumphing around social media yesterday, quoting a notoriously dim-witted Yoon troll to the effect that the Scottish Government could (and therefore presumably should) use its own money to compensate the “WASPI women” – a group who’ve been robbed of years of rightful pension payments by the UK government changing the rules after they’d already qualified for their pensions.
Our favourite thing was her quote on the nomination:
“I’m very pleased to be Labour’s nominee for the SPCB. Having argued for gender balance, I’m glad that at least two of the five positions will now be held be women.”
…which suggested that she was unhappy exact gender balance hadn’t been achieved by placing two-and-a-half women on the board. (Unless she was getting at some sort of alternative solution, we suppose.)
But since the Herald raised the subject, it seemed a good time to take a look at voters’ opinions as to whether she might be a fit and proper person for such a role.
As if we hadn’t had enough controversy this week, it’s time to tackle the big issues.
The Scottish Sun’s been running stories for the last couple of days about the heresy that’s shortly going to be committed against Scotland’s most legendary iconic brand.
On a number of previous occasions we’ve highlighted the weird discrepancy between the undivided loathing of the Offensive Behaviour (Football) Act in the Scottish media and the Act’s overwhelming popularity with the Scottish public.
You will struggle to ever hear a voice anywhere in the media in favour of it, yet there has never been a law in the history of the Holyrood parliament that is as universally backed by the electorate as the OBFA. Support for it crosses party lines, unites men and women, the old and the young, the rich and the poor, Yes voters and No voters, Celtic fans and “Rangers” fans, football lovers and football haters, and pretty much any other groups you can think of.
Despite their own voters wanting to retain it, however, the combined opposition parties may well succeed in having the Act repealed this year, for reasons of their own that we can’t begin to rationally explain.
Meanwhile, every party at Holyrood – this time including the SNP – looks as though they may be preparing to come together and implement the LEAST-wanted legislation (in terms of public opinion) that the Parliament will have ever seen.
Almost 30% of No voters still believe the decision on whether Scotland should vote on independence again should be a matter for the Scottish Government (which already, as we know, has a Parliamentary mandate for it), not the UK government in London.
And among demographic groups, men divided a pretty close but still clear 54/46 in favour of the Scottish Government, with women a much stronger 61/39. Young people were an overwhelming 75/25 for Holyrood, with middle-aged and over-55s cancelling each other out by splitting 56/44 and 44/56 respectively on the issue. The wealthier ABC1 demographic were 50/50 and less well-off C2DEs a thumping 65/35.
In our latest Panelbase poll, as usual we took the opportunity to ask various social-attitudes questions as well as political ones, and some which span both categories. One of the most controversial posts ever on Wings addressed the subject of Gaelic, and having given everyone two-and-a-bit years to calm the hell down we thought we’d see what the Scottish electorate thought.
That’s a pretty tight call. Let’s have a wee delve in the data depths.
Big Jock on And Nothing Happened Forever: “For comedy I still nip into James Kelly’s daft logic poll analysis. Latest is that he is saying not voting…” May 10, 08:51
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “@Geri Bilbo was posting about jerking off. Try to (ahem) stick to the subject if you have anything to add.” May 10, 08:36
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““Loonies are being elected” Loonies are electing them. Myself, I’m for bringing back something like the property qualification for voting.…” May 10, 08:31
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Anybody ken hoo lang this wake will gang oan fer? Ah may hae tae nip oot fer anither boatle. Seeing…” May 10, 08:23
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““sodomite lifestyle” YL? My, my, every accusation, etc. etc. Just as well we all ken you’re what we Scots used…” May 10, 08:12
Big Jock on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I reckon we need to bring back first past the post in Scotland. This experiment with D’Hont is rewarding failure.…” May 10, 08:10
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Criticise the ham ass scum and up pops Geri to defend them. Beats me why all the other ham ass…” May 10, 07:55
SophiaPangloss on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The other nationalist parties? I’m not sure you mean Reform, but they’re the only other nationalist party in Holyrood, I’m…” May 10, 07:15
twathater on And Nothing Happened Forever: “TBQH I am scunnered with the whole independence situation , Scots are about to become the Aboriginal or First Nation…” May 10, 04:01
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Exactly Bilbo. They’re longing for a time that was pre Thatcher. They pine after her with no self awareness that…” May 10, 02:11
robertkknight on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Look at the numbers Izzie… 2021… SNP Constituency Vote: 1,291,204 SNP Regional Vote: 1,094,374 2026… SNP Constituency Vote: 877,077 SNP…” May 10, 00:40
Young Lochinvar on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Absolutely spot on Rob. They’ve lost their way and become what the Unionists caricatured them as..” May 10, 00:33
Rob on And Nothing Happened Forever: “At this point when us old tins are talking about the SNP it might be worth reminding folk what the…” May 10, 00:22
Young Lochinvar on And Nothing Happened Forever: “HMcH @ 9.52 So you’re back again eh? Conservative friends of Is Rye Ale in a blue funk over their…” May 10, 00:16
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “@ Main I appreciate you are not very bright. It is beyond your comprehension that you can’t understand the intellectual…” May 9, 23:22
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “How dare you, Sven. Remind the usual suspects about Bethlehem and they might remember where Bethlehem was 2026 years ago,…” May 9, 23:17
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““is to fervently wish for every last one of the ham ass scum to be buried deep in the tunnels…” May 9, 23:14
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Take it easy, Geri. Remember what lies ahead of you for every day of the next 5 years. You’re gonna…” May 9, 23:08
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Is that your best, Bilbo? You read a post you don’t like and you immediately start thinking about strangers jerking…” May 9, 22:52
Ross on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Wings was talking about snp and greens whether you like it or no” May 9, 22:50
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “There is no pro independence majority today. There are two parties in Holyrood who says that they are for independence.…” May 9, 22:34
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““Didn’t take you long to start on your next 5-year plan for carpet bagging your agenda on the back of…” May 9, 22:30
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Fun fact. The “J” that is Homer Simpson’s middle initial actually stands for “Jay”! “surviving inhabitants of g@za (for whom…” May 9, 21:52
George Ferguson on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Well I think, yet again, your right Stu. I will be dead by the time of the next Scottish Parliamentary…” May 9, 21:45
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Don’t they have some kind of separatist/insurgency/civil war scenario going on in Sri Lanka? Let’s get some of that transposed…” May 9, 21:40
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Guys, guys. Get a private room and circle jerk off all you like about those good old times.” May 9, 21:30
Jay on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Hateface comment at bottom of the thread resulted in it being read! He/she/it seems to imagine there are elections in…” May 9, 21:25
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Are you sure, Fearghas? If somebody is selling something, surely their pitch is only excellent if people buy it? Looking…” May 9, 21:23
Rob on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The frustrating thing about both thec alphabetties elected was that they were not elected at all. They are list MSP’s…” May 9, 21:14