We’re a bit annoyed about this, because we were going to give the Absolute Fanny Of The Week award to Anas Sarwar every week as a joke, but now it seems we can’t.
So that’s a professional journalist who’s studied the Offensive Behaviour (Football) Act, or OBFA, so intently and diligently that he keeps calling it “OBAF” instead. But that’s not the stupidest of it.
Ruth Davidson appeared on Good Morning Scotland today as part of their series of interviews with what they call “the leaders of the larger parties in Scotland”, which for some reason is also including the Lib Dems and Greens.
You can listen to the piece – which showcased the usual evasive, time-killing waffle technique Davidson employs as standard, noticeably uncomfortable only when Gary Robertson pressed her on welfare-cuts suicides – for yourself if you want, but in our Panelbase poll last month we discovered a difference between Davidson and Nicola Sturgeon we thought was quite interesting, so we’re going to talk about that instead.
The Scottish media has been operating at what former BBC journalist Paul Mason once called “full propaganda strength” for the last few weeks, trying to inflate some pretty standard seasonal fluctuations into a “WINTER NHS CRISIS”.
One of the more egregious examples came yesterday when the state broadcaster’s Scotland editor Sarah Smith announced to the nation that 100,000 patients had waited more than four hours at A&E departments last week – a pretty impressive feat since in reality only a quarter of that number actually visited A&Es in Scotland last week, and four-fifths of those were seen in under four hours.
The 100,000 figure in fact refers to an entire year, not a week. Depending on how you look at it, Smith misrepresented the reality by either 2,000% or 5,200%. Yet at the time of writing we’re not aware of the BBC having issued any correction or apology for this, well, let’s be generous and say “error”.
The stats record the time taken for patients presenting at A&E to be dealt with (that doesn’t just mean “seen”, but seen, assessed, and then either treated, admitted or sent home). For the whole of 2017 the figures for Scotland were:
Patients dealt with in four hours or less: 93.1%
In eight hours or less: 99.2%
In 12 hours or less: 99.9%
Which doesn’t sound like too much of a crisis.
Alert observers will of course be aware that this is all entry-level basic operating mode for the media. Even if they weren’t trying to whip up politically-motivated “SNP BAD” material – and most of them are – it’s a deep journalistic instinct to exaggerate and hyperbolise everything into the worst news possible in order to drive traffic and clicks.
The gigantic-clown-shoed bunglemuppet that is Scottish Tory MP Ross Thomson was galumphing around social media yesterday, quoting a notoriously dim-witted Yoon troll to the effect that the Scottish Government could (and therefore presumably should) use its own money to compensate the “WASPI women” – a group who’ve been robbed of years of rightful pension payments by the UK government changing the rules after they’d already qualified for their pensions.
Our favourite thing was her quote on the nomination:
“I’m very pleased to be Labour’s nominee for the SPCB. Having argued for gender balance, I’m glad that at least two of the five positions will now be held be women.”
…which suggested that she was unhappy exact gender balance hadn’t been achieved by placing two-and-a-half women on the board. (Unless she was getting at some sort of alternative solution, we suppose.)
But since the Herald raised the subject, it seemed a good time to take a look at voters’ opinions as to whether she might be a fit and proper person for such a role.
As if we hadn’t had enough controversy this week, it’s time to tackle the big issues.
The Scottish Sun’s been running stories for the last couple of days about the heresy that’s shortly going to be committed against Scotland’s most legendary iconic brand.
On a number of previous occasions we’ve highlighted the weird discrepancy between the undivided loathing of the Offensive Behaviour (Football) Act in the Scottish media and the Act’s overwhelming popularity with the Scottish public.
You will struggle to ever hear a voice anywhere in the media in favour of it, yet there has never been a law in the history of the Holyrood parliament that is as universally backed by the electorate as the OBFA. Support for it crosses party lines, unites men and women, the old and the young, the rich and the poor, Yes voters and No voters, Celtic fans and “Rangers” fans, football lovers and football haters, and pretty much any other groups you can think of.
Despite their own voters wanting to retain it, however, the combined opposition parties may well succeed in having the Act repealed this year, for reasons of their own that we can’t begin to rationally explain.
Meanwhile, every party at Holyrood – this time including the SNP – looks as though they may be preparing to come together and implement the LEAST-wanted legislation (in terms of public opinion) that the Parliament will have ever seen.
Almost 30% of No voters still believe the decision on whether Scotland should vote on independence again should be a matter for the Scottish Government (which already, as we know, has a Parliamentary mandate for it), not the UK government in London.
And among demographic groups, men divided a pretty close but still clear 54/46 in favour of the Scottish Government, with women a much stronger 61/39. Young people were an overwhelming 75/25 for Holyrood, with middle-aged and over-55s cancelling each other out by splitting 56/44 and 44/56 respectively on the issue. The wealthier ABC1 demographic were 50/50 and less well-off C2DEs a thumping 65/35.
In our latest Panelbase poll, as usual we took the opportunity to ask various social-attitudes questions as well as political ones, and some which span both categories. One of the most controversial posts ever on Wings addressed the subject of Gaelic, and having given everyone two-and-a-bit years to calm the hell down we thought we’d see what the Scottish electorate thought.
That’s a pretty tight call. Let’s have a wee delve in the data depths.
James on Nobody’s Party: “Careful, Sam; you’ve got the Yoons well and truly spooked! LOLZ” Sep 1, 15:49
James on Nobody’s Party: “Oh, do dry up you tedious troll.” Sep 1, 15:47
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “6650 members didn’t vote. Do these members exist? Who joins a political party and doesn’t get involved in the process.…” Sep 1, 15:42
James on Nobody’s Party: ““…Government policies that see ever-increasing amounts of money spent on welfare, health, pensions, etc…” That should obviously read “Government policies…” Sep 1, 15:40
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “We still don’t care.” Sep 1, 15:40
James on Nobody’s Party: “Self awareness bypass alert. LOL” Sep 1, 15:36
James on Nobody’s Party: “At your desk in ‘Fifeshire’ are you, “Aidan”?” Sep 1, 15:34
James on Nobody’s Party: “Aye, for once yer right, the ‘king of England’ is indeed English.” Sep 1, 15:31
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “We don’t care.” Sep 1, 15:31
sam on Nobody’s Party: “why does the treasury treat scotlands oil as extra regio Search Assist The UK Treasury treats Scotland’s oil as extra-regio…” Sep 1, 15:30
James on Nobody’s Party: “No chance! How else could they swing election (and referenda!)results?” Sep 1, 15:28
sam on Nobody’s Party: “why was the mccrone report hidden and not revealed until a FoI Search Assist “The McCrone Report was kept confidential…” Sep 1, 15:20
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “I bet you say that to all the boys James.” Sep 1, 15:15
Hatey McHateface on Nobody’s Party: ““there exist at present differences in level, power, and value among the various cultures. These differences entail an inequality” “dominant”…” Sep 1, 15:08
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “I’m thinking big Bert Upton is an MI5 plan gone wrong. A post Colonial bufta girl. You know about these…” Sep 1, 14:52
Sven on Nobody’s Party: “Agent x @ 14.23. Would the accuracy of that extract be related to the intelligence from which it originated being…” Sep 1, 14:48
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “I’ve got this lovely tin of paint here. Would you care to join me watching it dry?” Sep 1, 14:47
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “Your just a fountain of knowledge Sam.” Sep 1, 14:45
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “Thanks a lot allowing us to decide. Well I’m with English crown Never back a looser.” Sep 1, 14:44
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “Have you noticed these clowns never talk about people.” Sep 1, 14:42
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “When’s your next parole date. It must be hell in that male prison.” Sep 1, 14:40
Chas on Nobody’s Party: “Your respectful, honest and sensible plea has been ignored. A look at the comments, after yours, confirms this. More boring…” Sep 1, 14:39
Mark Beggan on Nobody’s Party: “Are you writing this from a prison cell?” Sep 1, 14:38
James Cheyne on Nobody’s Party: “It is wise to never stick ones head above the parapet and say something untrue, it it wise to let…” Sep 1, 14:32
Alf Baird on Nobody’s Party: “The matter of ‘equality’ has a specific meaning in postcolonial theory. According to the ‘humanist’ Renan, this is because the…” Sep 1, 14:29
Hatey McHateface on Nobody’s Party: “Your constant posting about Scotland’s vacant crown is sowing a wee worm of suspicion in my mind, James. Have you…” Sep 1, 14:27
agent x on Nobody’s Party: “AI Overview The English Parliament, prior to the Act of Union in 1707, settled the succession of the Crown through…” Sep 1, 14:23
Hatey McHateface on Nobody’s Party: ““austerity measures have resulted in a much higher rate of excess deaths in England compared to Scotland” Wheesht Sam. They’ll…” Sep 1, 14:23
Hatey McHateface on Nobody’s Party: ““Mindset of Inferiority: A colonial mindset persists, where many Scots feel inferior and doubt their ability to manage their own…” Sep 1, 14:21
James Cheyne on Nobody’s Party: “The succession of the Crown by acts passed in the parliament of England prior to 1707 was settled upon England,…” Sep 1, 14:03