You know how the SNP are always going on about how bad the Tories are and how urgently we need to get rid of them? Well, it turns out they don’t want that to happen for at least a couple of years. They just want a different Tory as Prime Minister, even though they keep telling us that Boris Johnson is the greatest recruiting sergeant for independence there could be.
One might almost imagine that once every Parliament, a drawing of lots is conducted at The Times’ offices in Scotland and the loser is obliged to write this column, on pain of a ceremonial debagging and a jolly good paddling with an old cricket bat from all the other chaps in the newsroom.
Perhaps the fear is playing tricks with Alex Massie’s memory.
We were sent something disturbing recently. It’s from a training course civil servants are being sent on by the Scottish Government.
As you can see, one of the sites that staff are directed to is something called The Trans Language Primer. We thought you should see some of its content.
Even when you’re retired, some things are too journalistically offensive to let pass, such as this piece of absolute garbage we just saw from The National today.
The paper’s anonymous reporter set off all our red warning lights at once.
There was, very obviously, no “indyref2 campaign launch” yesterday, not least for the reason that there is no indyref2. Nothing whatsoever has changed from the situation which has persisted for the last six years, namely that the SNP says it wants another referendum and the UK government says it can’t have one.
There has been no agreement and there has been no legal judgement settling the impasse. No laws have been passed, no date has been set (though a flustered Angus Robertson blurted out something about next October on Good Morning Scotland), no preparations have been made.
While this site remains mothballed, it’s nice to keep a steady trickle of traffic going just in case it ever needs to spring back to life, eg if someone actually interested in independence suddenly somehow becomes leader of the SNP again.
So we thought it might be fun to just briefly link to some old articles as and when they became topical once more, and as luck would have it tomorrow is such an occasion.
Because that’s when the SNP will launch the first of a series of new papers outlining the First Minister’s “vision” of independence by waffling on about how it would be a jolly good thing, in the unlikely event that she ever got off her extremely well-paid arse and achieved it.
Since Wings confirmed its formal closure as a blog there have nevertheless been 19 posts in eight-and-a-half months, comprising a mixture of polls (the site’s remaining purpose), guest posts, admin, a couple of throwaway joke videos and very occasional one-off, polling-related comment pieces on significant occasions like the SNP marking 15 years in power or Nicola Sturgeon becoming the longest-serving First Minister.
So it’s a little bit startling that it’s still – and by a considerable distance – the world’s most-read Scottish politics site.
(In fact, bigger than the next three put together.)
John Cleary on This Other Earth: “Hi Robert. I find it difficult to imagine what sort of “incompetence” you mean. What would it look like?” Aug 26, 23:51
Ross Weir on This Other Earth: “Time to reinstate law and order to Scotland, happy to help with a crowd funder!” Aug 26, 23:30
Effijy on This Other Earth: “It’s another Dugdale farce where justice can be bent, broken and covered up if and when required.” Aug 26, 23:13
Scotspine on This Other Earth: “So, its clear. COPFS is covering Swinney’s SNPs back.” Aug 26, 22:03
James Che on This Other Earth: “And Scots law was to remain the same, some treaty. Who would have thought it. A hoax, from start to…” Aug 26, 22:00
James Che on This Other Earth: “Indeed Scotland has no crown to have a Scottish Crown office in Scotland as under the English parliament acts it…” Aug 26, 21:48
Angus on This Other Earth: “Can you start the threatened action now?” Aug 26, 21:46
Skip_NC on This Other Earth: “If they’d said that there was insufficient evidence to prosecute any individual for embezzlement of the ring-fenced funds, it would…” Aug 26, 21:26
Willie on This Other Earth: “Lets be quite clear the Police are corrupt. Events with regard to how they prosecute some but utterly disregards others…” Aug 26, 21:12
gm on This Other Earth: “David Davies has had our respect for years.” Aug 26, 20:31
Mark Beggan on This Other Earth: “The elites fear of fears is appearing stupid in front of the plebs.” Aug 26, 20:05
Lollysmum on This Other Earth: “Unbelievable just unbelievable!” Aug 26, 19:47
Andy Wiltshire on This Other Earth: “That doesn’t surprise me, but maybe the IC could make this new (non)development publicly known.” Aug 26, 18:55
Campbell Clansman on This Other Earth: “They’ll NEVER admit to their own “mistake.” And they’ll never release the evidence that would show they didn’t prosecute due…” Aug 26, 18:46
Ian Smith on This Other Earth: “Can you ask police to investigate misconduct in public office by the Crown Office? The fact there is insufficient evidence…” Aug 26, 18:46
Hatey McHateface on This Other Earth: “Guardian reporting “Channel 5 drama to examine how Nicola Sturgeon’s estranged husband stole SNP funds”: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/26/channel-5-drama-nicola-sturgeon-peter-murrell-snp Strikes me it would…” Aug 26, 18:36
Iain mhor on This Other Earth: “They keep admitting, in writing, that they have evidence a crime was committed, the crime of embezzlement. This is beyond…” Aug 26, 18:32
Wally Jumblatt on This Other Earth: ““there was insufficient evidence of any other criminality in relation to the investigation into allegations of mismanagement or misuse of…” Aug 26, 18:18
Dave on This Other Earth: “Off topic, but I took great satisfaction from seeing a copy of Sturgeon’s ‘Frankly’ relegated from ‘half-price’ to ‘clearance’ in…” Aug 26, 18:09
Robert on This Other Earth: “maybe I’m missing something: but if the Crown Office opinion is that the money was spent (rather than ring-fenced) due…” Aug 26, 18:08
Confounder on This Other Earth: “Stupefyingly corrupt, stupefyingly incompetent, or both.” Aug 26, 18:02
twathater on This Other Earth: “The condescension ingrained in that letter is palpable , these jobsworths are so up themselves that they believe they are…” Aug 26, 18:02
Chas on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “You forgot about Che or Cheyne who produces endless amounts of drivel, all saying the same thing.” Aug 26, 18:01
robertkknight on This Other Earth: “Chequebook and pen poised, so to speak.” Aug 26, 17:56
Gille Brighde on This Other Earth: “The Crown Office is well aware that politicians lie all the time. It is therefore terrified that prosecuting Swinney and…” Aug 26, 17:49
Chris B on This Other Earth: “Right. Here’s a thought at the mention of good yins when talking about MPs and MSPs. I’ll declare an interest.…” Aug 26, 17:30
agentx on This Other Earth: ““Surely there must be several MSPs and MPs who would be willing to pursue this matter in their parliaments.” —————————————…” Aug 26, 17:30
Andy McColl on This Other Earth: “Jeezo. Will the last person tae leave Scotland please switch off the lights.” Aug 26, 17:23