The Taking Of Holyrood 129 310
Posted on
May 09, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Dawn Of The Imbeciles 211
Posted on
May 09, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The SNP collected slightly over 1 million list votes in Thursday’s election, which nevertheless elected just two list MSPs because SNP voters care about power for the SNP rather than about independence, and chose to let dozens of Unionist MSPs get seats rather than other pro-indy parties.
But the bigger tragedy is that one of those two was Emma Roddick.
What you voted for 270
Posted on
May 08, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The Day Nothing Changed 206
Posted on
May 08, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Our sincerest congratulations go to The National on what by our count is their 250th “INDY IS COMING SOON!” front page. A real landmark.
Any readers pointing out that there was a “pro-indy majority and mandate for indyref2” after the 2016 Holyrood election, and yet here we are five years later without indyref2 having actually happened even though the Parliament voted for it twice, can only be MI5 Unionist plants and must of course be shunned and vilified and ideally put in prison if at all possible.
We’re so excited we’re already looking forward to the May 2026 version.
Contact with the enemy 666
Posted on
May 07, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We are, as always, absolutely enthralled at the prospect of discovering from James Kelly what our vile secret masterplan has been over the last 18 months.
So we, at least, will be reading, James.
If it means nothing 187
Posted on
May 06, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The polls have closed. We have no idea what’s going to happen.
This is how we’re feeling.
The Hardest Vote 309
Posted on
May 06, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’d actually planned to leave Chris Cairns’ fabulous cartoon at the top of the front page all day today, but this post is important so we’re putting it in here again (no, Chris, you don’t get paid twice) so we can say this.
Because no matter how much you hate the Unionist parties or certain of their individual MSPs, if you want Alba MSPs elected today there are several seats where you really, really can’t afford to vote SNP on the constituency ballot.
Living In Oceania 257
Posted on
May 05, 2021 by
Dr Emmanuel Goldstein
THE THEORY AND PRACTICE OF OLIGARCHICAL COLLECTIVISM
Chapter I
Ignorance Is Strength
Throughout recorded time, and probably since the end of the Neolithic Age, there have been three kinds of people in the world, the High, the Middle, and the Low. They have been subdivided in many ways, they have borne countless different names, and their relative numbers, as well as their attitude towards one another, have varied from age to age: but the essential structure of society has never altered.
Even after enormous upheavals and seemingly irrevocable changes, the same pattern has always reasserted itself, just as a gyroscope will always return to equilibrium, however far it is pushed one way or the other.
The aims of these three groups are entirely irreconcilable.
What Nicola Says 133
Posted on
May 05, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The appetite for truth 330
Posted on
May 04, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Wings just can’t seem to stop breaking traffic records these days.
Despite having considerably fewer posts (46 to March’s 69), April saw the highest number of unique visitors to the site in close to three years. And that’s even more remarkable when you consider how hard just about everyone is trying to stop them.
This is not a mistake 161
Posted on
May 03, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The Tories might be evil, but they’re not idiots.
They do think YOU’RE a bit dim, though.
