On one level you have to feel a bit sorry for Scottish Unionists. Having believed until very late in the day that they’d win a crushing victory in the 2014 indyref and put the matter to bed for a century, they’ve never been able to relax since.
And this week the fear has them well and truly in its grip.
The hapless Scottish Secretary demonstrated the lack of self-awareness for which he’s famous when he said at the weekend that the thing he warned would threaten the Union (a defeat for the PM’s Brexit deal) was going to happen on Tuesday, at which point – having said he’d resign if the Union was threatened – he’s made it absolutely clear that he ISN’T going to resign.
Brexit isn’t really this site’s remit, which is why we’ve been relatively quiet in recent weeks as the UK’s shambolic exit from the EU hogs all the news and Scottish politics has been relegated to a largely-dormant backwater in the press.
Yes supporters don’t speak with one voice on the EU, and while we’re in favour of it we’ve long said that the indy movement can’t really move on until the fog clears and we know for sure what Brexit’s going to look like. Deciding whether to be part of the EU should be a decision for an independent Scotland to make, not a precondition.
But dear lord, this is such a mess it needs to be examined.
We all knew this already, of course. Last year we commissioned a poll from Panelbase which found an enormous 41-point gap between Yes and No voters on immigration. But it was still nice to have it both confirmed and laid out so clearly by Sir John Curtice on Good Morning Scotland earlier today.
(About 1h 55m in. We’re having some trouble recording sound on our new PC at the moment, we’ll get you a proper audio link as soon as we’ve figured it out.)
It’s worth keeping to hand the next time some witless Scottish Labour goon tries to tell you that independence is bad because it’s “separatist” and that voting for the Union is the international-solidarity option. Because that’s a flat-out lie.
We now have the verdicts on Brexit from three of the UK’s four nations. The Scottish Parliament, speaking for the Scottish nation, voted overwhelmingly this afternoon to reject both Theresa May’s draft agreement and leaving the EU without a deal.
We’re on about Day 79 of NoScottishPoliticsNewsGate (today’s big “EXCLUSIVE!” in the Herald is something we told you about last Friday, and was also an “exclusive” in yesterday’s Scottish Sun), so we found ourselves getting diverted by something else in the papers this morning.
The Scottish Daily Mail had a piece on the cost of train journeys from Scotland, and living in Bath you don’t need to tell us how scandalously expensive British railways are compared to almost any other country in the Northern Hemisphere.
But the Mail is the Mail, and it couldn’t help distorting even an open-goal of a story like that until it had almost no relation to reality. And it’s a very useful illustration, should anybody need yet another one, of how this country’s newspapers vastly mislead their readers without actually technically lying.
At a time of unprecedented political chaos and uncertainty, just about the only thing you can still count on is that for any given situation, senior Labour figures will issue proclamations both firmly in favour of it and stoutly opposed to it, usually the same day.
So the stories below, which are respectively from today’s Scotsman and today’s Times, won’t come as much of a shock to anyone.
But against the odds, we think we’ve made some sense of it.
The front page lead of today’s Scottish Daily Mail:
As alert readers of this site will know, the Mail has a particular fondness for presenting statistics bereft of any context so that people have no idea how big or small they really are. So is 1,600 passengers a week receiving compensation for delays a lot or a little? Let’s find out.
DavidT on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I am not making excuses for her, but it’s reasonable to assume that if he had an annual income of…” May 27, 09:01
Willie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Definition of stupidity the promotion of two votes SNP it is not young Lochinvar. Rather it is the definition of…” May 27, 08:34
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “BBC is reporting that Murrell bought “a bottle of Loctite super glue (£3.50)”. I wonder, as a bit of a…” May 27, 08:33
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Here you go YL. This is what is really going on in the world: https://unherd.com/2025/10/military-drones-will-upend-the-world/?ref=refinnar The people controlling the supply…” May 27, 08:06
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Drop a few hints and she might get a copy of Sturgeon’s Collected Speeches for you.” May 27, 07:15
James on The Final Robbery: “I salute wings, always a top notch read and putting the rest to shame. Well done sir!” May 27, 06:58
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Anyone else just sitting idly assessing this whole mess, and the whole mother of all messes down in London, and…” May 27, 04:19
gm on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/26/sturgeon-husband-murrell-crimes-jewellery/” May 27, 02:26
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Click on the pictures above. Also Telegraph, Sun, Reptile, even the BBC (who backed her to the hilt whilst hounding…” May 27, 02:23
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “GM Link please? Ye know, that’s 2/3rds of the party leaders/ seniors during the independence debates have either been described…” May 27, 02:03
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Frank According to reports on the BBC ££where££ then a fair old percentage of purchases were from what you would…” May 27, 01:46
A2 on Woman buys thing with own money: “Who’d a thunk I’d remember about this post after all this time? (Is that first line an edit?)” May 27, 00:29
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “When is the Police auction? I fancy a nice set of Salt n Pepper grinders. Maybe get a designer bag…” May 27, 00:16
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It appears that Nicola Sturgeon is finally being called out by the MSM. ‘Sturgeon claims never to have seen..yet we…” May 26, 23:59
Skip_NC on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Not as such, I don’t think. He didn’t steal pound notes. He took it in kind. There was the sale…” May 26, 23:20
Skip_NC on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The amount of Short Money is not unknown. It may be hidden in the SNP financial statements but it is…” May 26, 23:11
sarah on Off-topic: “You’re a lucky man, TC, with your wildlife – especially the goldcrest. I’ve only seen one once in all my…” May 26, 23:03
Frank Waring on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I don’t find it at all implausible that Ms Sturgeon was completely in ignorance of Murrell’s appetite for bling: on…” May 26, 22:26
PRJ on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “There was an article written prior to the referendum that implied that three SNP members had close links to unionists…” May 26, 22:03
Wally Jumblatt on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “They reckon that since they didn’t have any clue how much money they had left in the kitty (for 5…” May 26, 21:30
Andrea on The Final Robbery: “I came here to ask that very question. Do we know what happened to that “loan” and why it was…” May 26, 21:20
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “@sarah: the tinies are now obsessed with slaters (“wood lice”) and green-veined white butterflies. I heard a goldcrest singing today,…” May 26, 21:07
Freeforester on The Final Robbery: “As Pushkin Famously observed, “Where there is a trough, there will the pigs be also”…” May 26, 21:01
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Izzie, I’ll take your posts at face value.The unionist weasels on here are lapping this up. They will always be…” May 26, 20:34
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “If you’ve read the article above you’d see that it wasn’t just SNP members money that was stolen. It is…” May 26, 20:16
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Hmmm. Ordinarily this would summon up a barrage of abusive posts along the lines that the Telegraph (like the BBC)…” May 26, 20:08
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Sure, Northy, but please show some respect. Some of us are still in mourning for the disastrous election results (remember…” May 26, 20:01