Tonight sees what’s likely to be a highly-charged Scottish Cup quarter-final replay at Ibrox Stadium. Defeat will effectively end the losing side’s season, and games between the participants, Aberdeen and Rangers International, have tended to be fierce affairs ever since the latter club was formed in controversial circumstances in 2012, with this season’s clashes already having seen numerous red cards.
(Mainly for the home team’s temperamental striker Alfredo Morelos.)
Football authorities will be hoping for a minimum of flashpoints on the field which might lead to repeats of shocking recent scenes of abuse and violence from spectators, which have prompted the nation’s media to wring its hands in theatrical angst and demand that something be done.
The public’s view on the subject, meanwhile, has remained absolutely consistent.
Sundays have been the low point of Scottish political journalism for a while now. Traditionally a day when newspapers are heavy on comment and light on news (because politics tends to happen on weekdays), they unleash all the weary old dinosaurs who’ve been driving away readers for the last 30 years.
So you really have to stand out to be noticed for especially appalling hackery on a Sunday, which is probably why nobody from Scotland On Sunday wanted to have their name on this toe-curling piece of second-hand, lifted-from-another-paper garbage.
Professor Ronald MacDonald, you say? That name seems to ring a bell.
MARR: “What would [Theresa May] need to bring back [from Brexit negotiations] to win you over?”
DAVIS: “She needs to bring back a clear ability on the part of the United Kingdom to be able to leave this treaty when it chooses to. There is no other treaty in the world I’m aware of where a sovereign nation undertakes to join up and can only leave when the other side says so.”
We’re pretty sure we can think of an example, David.
Michael Glackin of the Sunday Times is the only serious contender to the Scotsman’s demented Brian Wilson as the most poisonously, blindly instinctive hater of anything even passingly connected to the SNP or independence in the Scottish media. His weekly bilious rants in the paper make even Scottish Daily Express hacks wince and say “Blimey, that’s a bit strong”.
But even by those standards, this week’s column is quite something. So let’s take a little look at just how much of an idiot you can make of yourself if you never allow facts to get in the way of your rage.
Watching the Six Nations rugby tournament every year is usually quite a dispiriting experience – not just because of Scotland’s invariably underwhelming performances (broken up by the occasional false dawn), but because talking about it on social media always results in an extremely tedious flood of comments about how rugby is a sport played and watched exclusively by middle-class Tory No voters.
(That’s Scotland skipper Greig Laidlaw there, with Wings mascot Hamish.)
Speaking as someone whose interest in the tournament (in the pre-inflation days when it was the Five Nations) was first sparked when my extremely working-class Bathgate comprehensive school started taking pupils to Murrayfield in the 1980s – 50p for the bus and 50p for the match ticket, which got you a seat on wooden benches actually on the grass – this attitude has always instinctively felt like complete nonsense.
So when we did our latest Panelbase poll during this year’s competition, we figured we may as well actually find out.
Today is International Women’s Day, and we wouldn’t normally pay much attention to that fact because this is a Scottish politics website, not a feminist one. But the Scottish Government is currently putting itself at odds with women in a way it would have been hard to imagine when Nicola Sturgeon became First Minister, and since what Wings does specialise in is hard data – and at the request of a lot of women – we thought it was worth putting some solid numbers on a few things in our latest poll.
Scottish Labour’s 2019 conference, which starts in Dundee tomorrow, isn’t taking place in the most auspicious of circumstances, to put it kindly. The branch office is trailing a breathtaking 22 points behind the SNP in the latest Holyrood polling, 8 points behind the Tories, and the gap is getting bigger.
Westminster polling isn’t a great deal better, with the SNP 15 points ahead despite having been in power for 12 years and doggedly attempting to commit electoral suicide with a raft of increasingly unpopular policies (more on that to come).
A few days ago we received a reply from the Information Commissioner’s Office, and as a result have sent a letter to the Conservative Party’s compliance department. You can read it below.
Jeannie McCrimmon on A Matter Of Declinature: “Under your instructions. That ? was a wee emoji.” Jul 15, 18:08
Sean Duffy on A Matter Of Declinature: “Succinct, and elegantly addresses the question of why the Police Scotland failed in their statutory duties to fully investigate what…” Jul 15, 17:56
Rev. Stuart Campbell on A Matter Of Declinature: “Roddy and David are obviously doing most of the heavy lifting here 😀” Jul 15, 17:54
Young Lochinvar on The Invisible Rabbit: “AX Well at least I made it to the end 🙂 (Hatey for instance has problems reading things like oaths…” Jul 15, 17:48
Chris Avery on A Matter Of Declinature: “‘But let justice roll on like a river’” Jul 15, 17:41
Jeannie McCrimmon on A Matter Of Declinature: “Brilliant! I don’t see how Police Scotland can possibly refuse to investigate. Good work, Stu ?” Jul 15, 17:33
Keith B on A Matter Of Declinature: “Ho ho! I do enjoy reading legal communications like this when it is so articulate and to the point. A…” Jul 15, 17:33
TURABDIN on The Invisible Rabbit: “Yaxley-Lennon… the Authentic Alien Invader, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy060e1r468o” Jul 15, 17:11
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Invisible Rabbit: “And of course that particularly wunderbar Weimar-esque line will not have escaped you: « Alice was not much surprised at…” Jul 15, 16:56
Cynicus on The Invisible Rabbit: ““….you can’t help that,’ said the Cat, ‘we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’” ===== As you say, it’…” Jul 15, 16:27
agentx on The Invisible Rabbit: ““This will be my last answer from this despatch box. Every prime minister knows when they take up the torch…” Jul 15, 16:21
robertkknight on The Invisible Rabbit: “Come on Watson! The game’s afoot!” Jul 15, 15:07
100%Yes on The Invisible Rabbit: “Have a look at this!!! Might be more money missing that just the Independence Referendum Fund. youtube.com/watch?v=Y7REz7A-Sh0” Jul 15, 15:01
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Invisible Rabbit: “Had to look up the word “Leporine”: “Of or characteristic of rabbits or hares” It’s all coming together… ——— «…” Jul 15, 14:58
Young Lochinvar on The Invisible Rabbit: “Starmers commons exit today was quite bizarre.. Standing ovation given when he said “To my wife and children, I love…” Jul 15, 14:51
Cynicus on The Invisible Rabbit: ““Redactor” rhymes with “Tractor”… Its synonym , “expurgator” rhymes with “traytor”” Jul 15, 14:39
Breeks on The Invisible Rabbit: “You’re lucky Stu that you’re still getting answers. Many years ago, I held similar well documented grievances against corrupt and…” Jul 15, 14:37
100%Yes on The Invisible Rabbit: “We’ll let me be the first to say, your commitment isn’t half cocked. Youtube Vid below “The Bell Is Tolling…” Jul 15, 14:25
Cynicus on The Invisible Rabbit: “If so, then following the feline precedent , there be a leporine grin for us to see.” Jul 15, 13:58
Colin Hope on Blue In The Face: “Please dont be ground down. Theyre counting on it.” Jul 15, 13:51
Mark Beggan on The Invisible Rabbit: “If this society is so bad why don’t you piss off to tea towel land and feel at home in…” Jul 15, 13:51
Andrew Morton on The Invisible Rabbit: “It’s only madness if he wasn’t doing what they wanted.” Jul 15, 13:48
Alf Baird on The Invisible Rabbit: ““The smell isn’t going away, it’s only getting worse” Indeed, and what is being revealed to us more and more…” Jul 15, 13:47
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Invisible Rabbit: “And as it happens, “Redactor” rhymes with “Tractor”…” Jul 15, 13:34
Spartan 117 on The Invisible Rabbit: “The smell isn’t going away, it’s only getting worse. Your investigative journalism should win awards Stu. It shames the rest…” Jul 15, 13:04
Kate on The Invisible Rabbit: “Socrates MacSporran I too am old enough to remember the profumo scandal, and yes, it was his lying to Parliament…” Jul 15, 12:53
Socrates MacSporran on The Invisible Rabbit: “I am now old enough to remember ‘The Profumo Scandal’ of over 60 years ago. John Profumo was not forced…” Jul 15, 12:28
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Blue In The Face: ““Scottish Sun: Campaigners claim SNP ‘Criminal cabal’ & believe Murrell had ‘close control’ of Yes Scotland funds” www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7REz7A-Sh0 « Claims…” Jul 15, 12:19
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Invisible Rabbit: “Or could it be a “Cheshire” rabbit, perhaps?” Jul 15, 12:06
Cynicus on The Invisible Rabbit: “Enigmatic headline. Was the, “invisible rabbit” pulled from a visible or invisible hat?” Jul 15, 11:44