But isn’t that the Scottish Greens co-leader in that picture, in the bunnet, between his colleague Ross Greer and Scottish Liberal Democrats leader Alex Cole-Hamilton, all enthusiastically clapping Douglas just a few weeks ago?
The title of this article might sound a bit like the name of a band making their debut at Glastonbury this year, but in fact it’s something infinitely more serious.
News broke late last night that the person we must presumably now refer to as an “individual” who had been arrested in connection with the disappearance of a missing Galashiels schoolgirl (happily found safe and well and back home with her parents) had in fact been charged with an as-yet-unspecified crime.
But the alleged crime wasn’t the only thing going unspecified.
People across Scotland breathed a sigh of relief this morning when missing Galashiels 11-year-old Kaitlyn Easson was found safe and well after a multi-service search.
The police have arrested[EDIT: and now charged] a 53-year-old man in connection with her disappearance, named by the Daily Record as Andrew Miller, a local butcher. This was one of two names that numerous sources had been passing to Wings since the man was detained, but the two names only referred to one person.
After Wings’ investigation into the disturbing world of “furries” earlier this week, the mainstream press picked up on the quite extraordinary decision by SNP MSP Christina McKelvie to endorse a “counter-protest” being organised by the costume fetishists against a women’s-rights event in Glasgow tomorrow.
Because it appears the SNP are more and more openly throwing their weight behind both extreme sexual kink (and worse) and the intimidation of women.
On January 22nd the violent, abusive transgender activist Jack Douglas, who now uses the name Beth and the Twitter username “pickle_bee” (slang for “somebody who likes dick”), threatened that feminist campaigner Kellie-Jay Keen’s imminent “Standing For Women” event in Glasgow was going to be disrupted by the “furry” community, who happen to be hosting a gathering at the Crowne Plaza that same weekend.
“Why? What possible grudge could furries have against women?”, a friend giggled, as I related this news to her. But to answer that we have to know who these people are.
Last week he was prominent in a protest outside Queen Elizabeth House against the UK government’s S35 intervention over the Gender Recognition Reform Bill. He spoke alongside MSPs including Patrick Harvie, Karen Adam, Ross Greer, Paul Sweeney and Alex Cole-Hamilton, who lavished fulsome and effusive praise on him, going so far as to say that it was for Douglas personally that MSPs had pushed the bill through.
The final result of our Twitter poll from yesterday was pretty conclusive.
(It was also by a distance the biggest response we can ever remember getting for one – normally our Twitter polls get around 3,000 votes.)
But of course Twitter polls aren’t scientific – they’re self-selecting and they draw from a biased sample, in this case people who follow Wings and are more likely to agree with us on most things. So we need a bit more data for a better picture.
The entire mainstream Scottish media has picked up this afternoon on our intriguing scoop from yesterday about Peter Murrell lending the SNP £108,000 last year.
(The official SNP line is that it was for “cash flow reasons after the 2021 election”, although that doesn’t explain why less than half the money has been paid back more than 18 months later. Surely the party’s had enough cash flowing back in since then?)
And it’s enlightening to see how Scotland’s “proper” journalists handle such things.
The SNP love to indignantly tell everyone how healthy the party’s finances are these days, especially in response to impertinent queries about the infamous “ring-fenced” £600,000 for a second indyref that everyone now knows isn’t going to happen.
Word reaches us, readers, that Nicola Sturgeon was “furious” when she joined the most recent meeting of the SNP’s Westminster group by Skype. Her rage was driven by the suggestion that the party should trigger a Holyrood election to act as a de facto independence referendum, a policy we’re reliably told is supported by a number of MPs who are too scared of being browbeaten by Sturgeon in front of their colleagues to actually speak out in favour of it.
(We won’t mention their names at this point.)
Our source mentioned to us that they seemed to remember an interview in which the First Minister had revealed a possible reason for her extreme antipathy to the idea – one for the BBC’s extensive and rather good three-part documentary “Yes/No – Inside The Indyref”, which was broadcast in August 2019 and never seen again.
It’s not available on iPlayer or YouTube, but fortunately we happened to still have the show recorded on our Sky+ box, so we went to check, and lo and behold our source’s recollection was correct. Apologies for the slightly wonky quality of this video, as we had to record it off the TV screen.
It’s nice to see the British media (and perhaps, if we might be allowed to dream for a moment, the law) catching up with Michelle Mone.
It’s such a shame nobody did any proper investigative journalism into what a crooked, venal chancer she is before now – seven years ago or even four years ago, say – or the country might have been saved a few billion quid. Ah well, you live and learn, eh?
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Ian Smith on A Dumber Nation: “It doesn’t appear to be political suicide because a large enough subset are daft enough to stick with the SNP.…” Feb 10, 12:40
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “For fun, Maybe the picts were’nt painted blue like the Romans thought , they were just bloody cold because of…” Feb 10, 12:12
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Hatey McHateface on A Dumber Nation: “Aye, Dave, just ignore me. Pretend the wind blows 24/7/365 and 24/7/366 on a leap year, and you’re gonna feel…” Feb 10, 11:31
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “The trans subject. physical transition and medication Pretty sure this is not completed if seen to be waving a penis…” Feb 10, 11:30
David Holden on A Dumber Nation: “Best just to ignore him as he is just trolling and would try to start a fight in an empty…” Feb 10, 11:07
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “Hatey, I think I said energy, not specifically just wind, although that could be included, along with water, Whatever we…” Feb 10, 10:50
James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “Alf Baird, As I was suggesting yesterday, the networking between Colonialism and venture capitalism built on historical events and evidence…” Feb 10, 10:32
Alf Baird on A Dumber Nation: ““Immunity from what?” (English) Crown immunity means that they (i.e. state actors, institutions or its agents) cannot be prosecuted, no…” Feb 10, 10:18
Hatey McHateface on A Dumber Nation: “You an all, Dave? You another one who has yet to twig that on some days, the wind doesn’t blow?…” Feb 10, 10:15
Hatey McHateface on A Dumber Nation: “@Cynicus Even the BBC Radio 4 could see this morning that almost certainly, yesterday’s spat was pure, performative theatre, scripted…” Feb 10, 10:05
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James Cheyne on A Dumber Nation: “Karen, As Alba mentioned, the energy firm Octopus comments suggest that Scotland should be one of the cheapest places in…” Feb 10, 09:20
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Angus on A Dumber Nation: ““We honest-to-God wish we could believe that our leaders were merely morons.” Yes they are pure evil. Not only in…” Feb 10, 02:55
Cynicus on A Dumber Nation: “Morag says: 9 February, 2026 at 4:31 pm “The Scottish National Orchestra has been captured?” ======== And will the Parliamentary…” Feb 10, 02:53
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