Slacky The Holiday Boy is off for the next THREE weeks, gallivanting around the globe on the clearly excessive wages we’re paying him. We hope he does actually come back, because his home city is becoming a poisonously hostile place for the creative.
Around 300 years ago, Edinburgh was the birthplace and residence of the Scottish Enlightenment, a remarkable period of intellectual and scientific accomplishment built around “the importance of human reason combined with a rejection of any authority that could not be justified by reason”, and which led to the city being famously dubbed “the Athens of the North”.
Just for a change, let’s have a Friday-night competition!
Sharp-eyed readers will have noticed that former First Minister Alex Salmond is staging a show in the Spiegeltent at the Edinburgh Fringe next month, from 4-13 August.
You may even have seen a bit of online criticism from certain po-faced pseudonats about the fact that Salmond is sharing a platform with – gasp! – a Yoon, in the shape of the “last of the traditional Tories”, David Davis MP.
It is our solemn duty to inform readers that deranged, shovel-handed Scottish Greens member and known associate of rapists and paedophiles Scott “Heather” Herbert has taken the hump at a Wings article from yesterday in which he was satirically featured.
He filed a malicious false copyright claim with YouTube which resulted in a silent video clip from the article showcasing his comically gigantic man-hands being scheduled for deletion, despite Herbert owning no copyright in the video (it’s the property of TalkTV, who have raised no objections to it) and having no legal standing to file any complaint.
But YouTube’s abysmal automated structures operate on the basis that all complaints are intrinsically valid, and allow absolutely no way for Wings to appeal this decision.
Just over a year ago, Shona Robison – then the Cabinet Secretary For Social Justice, now the Deputy First Minister – told the Scottish Parliament this:
There now follow some quotes from the media regarding the case of Andrew Miller, aka Amy George, who yesterday admitted the kidnap and repeated sexual abuse of an 11-year-old girl at his home in Galashiels earlier this year.
In June of last year, I started work at Transport Scotland. It wasn’t the best job I’ve ever had. It was pretty much an entry-level post and it was only a temp gig through an agency, but after spending almost six years out of the workforce following a bout with cancer, two frozen shoulders, and chronic knee and hip pain, it was a huge relief just to be earning my keep again.
Of course, June is Pride Month, and Saltire (the Scottish Government’s intranet) was full of news and blogs about “LGBTI+” issues.
Also on the Saltire front page was a prominent invitation to two training sessions to understand the issues facing these groups: “LGBT+ Awareness 101” and “Trans 101”.
These were both run by the LGBTI+ Network, one of several “affinity networks” for civil servants belonging to different groups. With the GRR Bill on the horizon, and having heard stories about how difficult it had been for gender critical groups to get a hearing from the Government in relation to it, I was very curious to hear what this training involved, and I signed up to attend via Teams.
The first session was “LGBT+ Awareness 101”. This session was fairly inoffensive. The content regarding gay people was about what you would expect, and the T+ stuff was clearly biased, but not terrible.
However, the tone of the event suggested quite strongly that you weren’t meant to disagree with anything that was said. Towards the end, when questions were invited, I typed my question into the chat:
“How does the Scottish Government handle conflicts between TERFs and trans people?”
Let’s take a moment off, folks. In our latest Panelbase poll, we also threw in a question just for fun, with genuinely no agenda at all, simply because we were curious to know what the answer was. Here it is:
On January 22nd the violent, abusive transgender activist Jack Douglas, who now uses the name Beth and the Twitter username “pickle_bee” (slang for “somebody who likes dick”), threatened that feminist campaigner Kellie-Jay Keen’s imminent “Standing For Women” event in Glasgow was going to be disrupted by the “furry” community, who happen to be hosting a gathering at the Crowne Plaza that same weekend.
“Why? What possible grudge could furries have against women?”, a friend giggled, as I related this news to her. But to answer that we have to know who these people are.
Last week he was prominent in a protest outside Queen Elizabeth House against the UK government’s S35 intervention over the Gender Recognition Reform Bill. He spoke alongside MSPs including Patrick Harvie, Karen Adam, Ross Greer, Paul Sweeney and Alex Cole-Hamilton, who lavished fulsome and effusive praise on him, going so far as to say that it was for Douglas personally that MSPs had pushed the bill through.
In May 2016, this site published one of the most unfortunately prescient articles in its history. It didn’t actually use the words “woke” or “cancelled”, which weren’t yet in common parlance, but its purpose was very much to warn of the puritan, censorious, hyper-intolerant and catastrophically destructive culture they came to embody.
At the time Nicola Sturgeon had only been First Minister for a year and a half and there were few signs that she was that movement’s commander – or, those inclined to a more charitable outlook than us might posit, its prisoner. It would be two more years before she detonated the bomb that really shattered the unity of the Yes movement when she attempted to fit up Alex Salmond over fake allegations of sexual assaults.
But last night and this morning I was struck by an unexpected pang of pity for the fanatical, fundamentalist Twitler Youth rainbow stormtroopers who make up Sturgeon’s ideological frontline. Sympathy for the little devils, you might say.
And since it’s a somewhat rare feeling, it seemed worth a little exploration.
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “What a night you’ve had, YL. Only readers with hearts of stone could fail to feel your pain. I want…” Apr 16, 07:46
Captain Caveman on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “… But you don’t “laugh at us”, Rambo. Rather, you get triggered daily, have hugely embarrassing, unhinged, public (3am) meltdowns,…” Apr 16, 07:46
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Is it Geri? Well perhaps you could describe to us the “immense benefits” that have been realised by the 2x…” Apr 16, 07:24
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “@Alf – the total value of all the electricity produced by all sources in the entirety of the U.K. is…” Apr 16, 06:04
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Brilliant C That’s not just for Hatey- Broke -Back Mountain v2. but for Wilma Flintstone, Pastor Faggat, Beggars, AI dun,…” Apr 16, 02:51
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “a song for main-face I see he/it has put in a shift today – never mind the quality, feel the…” Apr 16, 00:59
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It’s panicking folks, Hatey McBrokeback -Mountain face v.2 is struggling! Lordy, you cannae wash away the gay, and, well, 18…” Apr 16, 00:35
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Hatey McBrokeback-Mountain-face v.2 Don’t you mean; both votes Scotchland Greens? That’s where you were hovering earlier-Beaker Queer fixation and all…” Apr 16, 00:05
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Scotland will be worth a lot more to our ‘procurer’ than £150bn a year now” Of course, Alf. Make it…” Apr 15, 23:12
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Ah, c’moan noo, James. Do you think I want to miss seeing the UN declare Scotland a colony? Miss Swinney’s…” Apr 15, 23:07
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““I think there is truth in this” No shit, Sherlock! But then you think there is truth in everything and…” Apr 15, 22:59
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Scotland will be worth a lot more to our ‘procurer’ than £150bn a year now, what with upwards of £100bn…” Apr 15, 22:51
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Naw….for you, just go the whole hog, lights out. Do Scotland a favour.” Apr 15, 22:46
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““It must kill you that international law is on their side, not yours” I’ll keep an eye on that. Thanks…” Apr 15, 22:46
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I think you’ll find it’s actually called “networking” It is of immense benefit. People mingle, make contacts, are introduced to…” Apr 15, 22:43
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Man, YL, you’ve defo got a bit of an obsession with shirt lifting going on right now. My advice is…” Apr 15, 22:35
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It must kill you that international law is on their side, not yours. In both conflicts. Always on the wrong…” Apr 15, 22:11
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “HMcH (Broke Back Mountain v.2) @ 6.13 Now now Hatey v.2! The free bus passes for all is a Scotchland…” Apr 15, 22:08
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I have heard of “gay for pay” but “gay for STAY”; who does the “testing”? Some lowly civil servant will…” Apr 15, 21:55
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Arsey, Are you suggesting Jeremy Hunt deliberately mislead Westminster? He stood at the dispatch box & proudly announced that he…” Apr 15, 21:53
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “If only we were Independent, we could really up the ante on trans visibility and inclusion. It grinds my gears…” Apr 15, 21:42
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““the £150bn is completely made up” No way. That can’t be right. I reckon you’ve been colonised, Aidan. You have…” Apr 15, 21:24
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Don’t blame me” Why would I blame a TradNat like yourself, Geri? It’s ALWAYS somebody else’s fault with you. No…” Apr 15, 21:19
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “EMPLOYEES OUTRAGED OVER IRISH POWER COMPANY’S PRO-TRANS POLICY Female employees have urged Ireland’s Electricity Supply Board (ESB) to stop allowing…” Apr 15, 20:39
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “@100% Yes – it’s what we call in the corporate sector a “jolly”. A trip that has little if any…” Apr 15, 20:31
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Yeah but the £150bn is completely made up and has no chance of materialising at all (nor any figure close…” Apr 15, 20:25
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Don’t blame me. It’s auto correct that’s doing it. I don’t waste time proof reading. I’m not applying for a…” Apr 15, 20:23
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““the process is not simple nor quick” Nae rush. Swinney is promising a referendum in 2028. That’ll be here in…” Apr 15, 20:05
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Simple enough question, Alf. Will the “£150+ billion plundered each year from Scotland” get me and every other Scot who…” Apr 15, 19:47