I am living for the day when someone in the Scottish media finds some courage from somewhere and asks Nicola Sturgeon, because she’s going to blink so fast her face might catch fire. But that phone will just keep on ringing until someone answers.
For a number of years now, Twitter has been an unmitigated force for evil – a barely-disguised attempt at mass social engineering on a scale unprecedented since the Propaganda Ministry of Joseph Goebbels, undertaken by an unelected, unaccountable global corporation (it doesn’t even have a published address in the UK, either physical or digital, something I can’t believe is legal).
Attempts have been made at creating an alternative, including Parler and various branches of a protocol called Mastodon, but they’ve all been terrible. The latest effort, Gettr, looks a lot more promising. Available on the web or as free iOS and Android apps, it works exactly like Twitter, except that you get 777 characters instead of 280 – the interfaces are so similar you could easily forget which you were using.
(Because communications platforms are neutral by default, even if people you don’t agree with are allowed to use them too. Hitler loved trains, that doesn’t make you a Nazi if you get on one. We don’t boycott the seaside just because Stalin had a beach house and you don’t have to follow or listen to any of the right-wing people on Gettr just because they’re there.)
It plainly doesn’t yet have the breadth of Twitter – because most of those signing up so far have specific political agendas of various sorts, rather than being people who just like posting cute pictures of their cats and whatnot – but it’s hit 1.5m users in 11 days, something that took Twitter more than two years, so that could change quickly.
There’s also no guarantee that it won’t become just as evil as Twitter, of course, but for now it seems worth giving it the benefit of the doubt if you like the idea of social media but don’t want to get instantly banned and/or witch-hunted to death if any of your views diverge in the tiniest possible way from those of the hyper-intolerant Twitler Youth who have somehow captured most of Scottish and UK politics. Maybe see you there.
We’re assuming, naturally, that the First Minister will be duly suspended from the SNP while these shocking allegations are fully investigated, just like Gareth Wardell, Denise Findlay, Neale Hanvey, Mark McDonald, Michelle Thomson, Neil Hay, etc etc etc were.
We’re not, of course. And nor should she be, because “shared a platform with” is the ugly ginger stepchild of fake-outrage cancel culture – lower on the smear scale even than “liked a tweet by” or “linked an article by someone who completely separately had an unfashionable opinion on a completely different subject several years ago”. It’s absolute guff punted only by scumbags.
Nevertheless, the uncomfortable fact is that those are precisely the crimes for which other people WERE suspended and/or ostracised from the party, and we can’t help wishing the SNP’s flagrant hypocrisy about it was just a little bit less obvious and less arrogantly blatant, so that it wasn’t quite so painfully offensive to any decent person, and so that we weren’t having to fight quite so hard to keep believing in independence when we see the grim state of the Scotland that’s taking shape before our eyes.
Two weeks ago a Wings scoop caused quite a furore to erupt around the SNP’s ham-fisted and corruptly-motivated attempts to increase BAME and disabled representation at this year’s Holyrood election.
We’ve always been opposed to what were until recently known as “quotas”, and prior to that “positive discrimination”, but have now been cunningly rebranded as “diversity and inclusion” because that’s a much more difficult thing to say you object to.
It’s easy to make an honourable-sounding case against any form of “discrimination”, because decent and civilised people are taught to automatically think of discrimination as a bad thing, even if you put “positive” in front of it.
So the word “quotas” was adopted to move the concept from a pejorative term to a neutral noun – objecting to “quotas” doesn’t sound intolerant, any more than objecting to (say) “procedures” does. So that’s fine, because you can still discuss it like adults without too much unpleasantness.
But those pushing the agenda got smarter still by changing the name again. If you say you object to “diversity and inclusion”, you sound like a monster and a racist, because diversity and inclusion are plainly good things – no decent person wants to live in a monoculture, or to exclude anybody from society – and so the debate is immediately drowned out by self-righteous tossers screaming “BIGOT!” and “NAZI!” at everyone.
And yet in the context of social policy the three phrases mean the exact same thing. They’re all systems for overriding raw democracy so as to increase the representation of selected groups at the expense of other groups, for one reason or another.
(Sometimes it’s ostensibly just penance for historical wrongs, while at other times it’s supposedly for economic benefits, and so on.)
And while the proponents of those systems will openly argue that the only group being disadvantaged is straight white men so it’s all fine (because nobody likes straight white men and anyone standing up for them can be easily dismissed as a “gammon” for lots of woke points and Twitter likes), it isn’t even remotely close to the truth.
Because in “diversity and inclusion”, some groups are a lot more included than others.
There’s been a very longstanding grumble from independence supporters about the way the BBC displays its weather map, but today we saw a bit of footage from the UK general election a year ago this week that depicts the Corporation’s view of the country more truthfully than ever before. We thought we’d share it with you for fun.
Screw your eyes up a bit and you can still just about see where you are.
Television’s transforming before our eyes, as both what we watch and how we watch it changes. An ever-greater number of programmes shown through increasing mediums. But that doesn’t equate to balanced political coverage being provided, quality product displayed, or distinct countries reflected.
The United States, despite the great wealth and talent available to it in Hollywood and elsewhere, is the worse for the absence of a properly funded and high quality public broadcasting service. Its society is the poorer and its democracy badly distorted by its absence. It’s why Scotland needs a properly funded public broadcaster.
The battle to save the soul of the SNP – formerly a party of Scottish independence but now a career vehicle for intolerant science-denying cultists solely interested in social engineering – is already almost lost.
By delaying its online pretend “conference” until the end of November, the party has ensured that the chronically dysfunctional current National Executive Committee (NEC) controls the selection of candidates for next year’s election, and it’s using that power every bit as crookedly as anyone who’s been paying attention recently might fear.
Following the stitch-up of Joanna Cherry, the latest victim of the SNP’s woke cabal is Caroline McAllister, a woman who the party considers quite fit to be a councillor – and indeed the Deputy Leader of its group on West Dunbartonshire council – but who has suddenly somehow become unacceptable when she tried to seek nomination for the MSP seat currently held by Jackie Baillie of Scottish Labour.
The BBC ran a completely insane story this week about a transman (ie a mentally ill woman) who almost died of kidney failure because she didn’t tell her doctors what sex she really was. The standout paragraph was probably the one pictured below, in which the atom-brained narcissist imbecile explained to a startled nation that apparently having a mental disorder also changes your physical biology:
(Also, y’know, “cute and awesome!” is definitely how men talk.)
But anyway. When we commission opinion polls, we’ve often noted that in any given poll you can expect around 5-10% of respondents to vote for even the most seemingly ridiculous options – either as a “joke”, or because they’re too dim to have understood the question, or whatever.
And last week we thought we’d put that to the test.
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It’s ABNORMAL for a country to give its assets away to its neighbour for free. Its even more ABNORMAL not…” Apr 16, 09:23
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““would have made us the wealthiest nation in the world” Some of that oil wealth is still there, Alf. Three…” Apr 16, 09:21
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “How would an independent Scotland force rUK to buy 100% of Scotland’s renewable energy generation capacity (at the highest possible…” Apr 16, 09:00
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “The international community is appreciative being informed of Scotland’s annexation and colonization by England-as-UK. The international community are well aware…” Apr 16, 09:00
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““the total value of all the electricity produced” You need to aggregate the productive capacity of all offshore wind energy…” Apr 16, 08:46
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “An article about the knock-on effects of President Trump’s smiting of the medievalists: https://unherd.com/newsroom/opec-slump-points-to-lasting-oil-crisis/ There are obvious opportunities for Scottish…” Apr 16, 08:36
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““describe to us the “immense benefits” that have been realised by the 2x trips to Geneva and the 2x trips…” Apr 16, 08:04
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “What a night you’ve had, YL. Only readers with hearts of stone could fail to feel your pain. I want…” Apr 16, 07:46
Captain Caveman on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “… But you don’t “laugh at us”, Rambo. Rather, you get triggered daily, have hugely embarrassing, unhinged, public (3am) meltdowns,…” Apr 16, 07:46
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Is it Geri? Well perhaps you could describe to us the “immense benefits” that have been realised by the 2x…” Apr 16, 07:24
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “@Alf – the total value of all the electricity produced by all sources in the entirety of the U.K. is…” Apr 16, 06:04
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Brilliant C That’s not just for Hatey- Broke -Back Mountain v2. but for Wilma Flintstone, Pastor Faggat, Beggars, AI dun,…” Apr 16, 02:51
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “a song for main-face I see he/it has put in a shift today – never mind the quality, feel the…” Apr 16, 00:59
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It’s panicking folks, Hatey McBrokeback -Mountain face v.2 is struggling! Lordy, you cannae wash away the gay, and, well, 18…” Apr 16, 00:35
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Hatey McBrokeback-Mountain-face v.2 Don’t you mean; both votes Scotchland Greens? That’s where you were hovering earlier-Beaker Queer fixation and all…” Apr 16, 00:05
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Scotland will be worth a lot more to our ‘procurer’ than £150bn a year now” Of course, Alf. Make it…” Apr 15, 23:12
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Ah, c’moan noo, James. Do you think I want to miss seeing the UN declare Scotland a colony? Miss Swinney’s…” Apr 15, 23:07
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““I think there is truth in this” No shit, Sherlock! But then you think there is truth in everything and…” Apr 15, 22:59
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Scotland will be worth a lot more to our ‘procurer’ than £150bn a year now, what with upwards of £100bn…” Apr 15, 22:51
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Naw….for you, just go the whole hog, lights out. Do Scotland a favour.” Apr 15, 22:46
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““It must kill you that international law is on their side, not yours” I’ll keep an eye on that. Thanks…” Apr 15, 22:46
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I think you’ll find it’s actually called “networking” It is of immense benefit. People mingle, make contacts, are introduced to…” Apr 15, 22:43
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Man, YL, you’ve defo got a bit of an obsession with shirt lifting going on right now. My advice is…” Apr 15, 22:35
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “It must kill you that international law is on their side, not yours. In both conflicts. Always on the wrong…” Apr 15, 22:11
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “HMcH (Broke Back Mountain v.2) @ 6.13 Now now Hatey v.2! The free bus passes for all is a Scotchland…” Apr 15, 22:08
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I have heard of “gay for pay” but “gay for STAY”; who does the “testing”? Some lowly civil servant will…” Apr 15, 21:55
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Arsey, Are you suggesting Jeremy Hunt deliberately mislead Westminster? He stood at the dispatch box & proudly announced that he…” Apr 15, 21:53
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “If only we were Independent, we could really up the ante on trans visibility and inclusion. It grinds my gears…” Apr 15, 21:42
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““the £150bn is completely made up” No way. That can’t be right. I reckon you’ve been colonised, Aidan. You have…” Apr 15, 21:24
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Don’t blame me” Why would I blame a TradNat like yourself, Geri? It’s ALWAYS somebody else’s fault with you. No…” Apr 15, 21:19