Sadly, this turned out to be prescient this morning.
Laura Kuenssberg did give Nicola Sturgeon an uncomfortable time in their interview on her Sunday programme on BBC News, but when confronted with the one gaping open goal that Sturgeon has no answer for – and even when Sturgeon TWICE set it up on a plate for her – Kuenssberg failed to knock the ball into the empty net.
That doesn’t – by some distance – mean there was nothing of interest to note, though, so let’s take a walk through (the first instalment of) what was said.
Now that Nicola Sturgeon is finally free of her gruelling MSP workload, which could give her anything up to two extra hours of spare time a week, she might like to start making a proper dent in the contents of her fully-loaded bookshelves.
The multi-statement meltdown that has been the unravelling of Nicola Sturgeon this week has been quite something to behold. Last night, for example, we swear our Twitter feed presented these two tweets one after the other.
We’ll be honest with you, readers, if we were in a situation where a lawyer was issuing statements for us, this isn’t what we’d want to hear.
“If my client had been charged, she’d be in prison right now” is a worrying distance short of a vote of confidence in your client’s innocence.
But the statement Aamer Anwar put out for Nicola Sturgeon last night – her FOURTH in 48 hours, despite saying on Monday morning that she’d be making no further comment on the Peter Murrell case – had rather more wrong with it than even that.
So, having made a statement on Monday morning which asserted that she wouldn’t make any further statements, then making another statement on Monday afternoon, Nicola Sturgeon and her solicitor issued a third statement in 36 hours last night.
And while we acknowledge that this is a very high bar to clear, it contained one of the most troubling and blatant lies she’s ever told.
And as the Nicola Sturgeon Loyal, led by her most faithful of lieutenants, set out to try to take control of the post-conviction narrative, let’s take a look at just what a boatload of bare-faced bullshit the above is.
There will be no trial, no cross-examination, no explanation. The people of Scotland, the members and supporters of the SNP, the wider Yes movement, none of us will ever know what really happened. Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
Despite what you or we might think, in the eyes of the Scottish Football Association this ISN’T a pitch invasion. This is simply what a football match in progress looks like.
Because according to the absolutely extraordinary statement they’ve released this evening, that was game time. The clock was still running, nothing was being added to account for the fact that there were thousands of thugs rampaging across the field, and the game was still happening in that moment, until it was ended four seconds later.
The image below is a graph illustrating how many seats each party won in last week’s supposedly “proportional” Scottish Parliament election, compared to how many they would have won if the electoral system had been actually proportional.
The SNP and Greens are now over-represented by 37% and 50% respectively, while the Unionist parties are all under-represented compared to their vote share by (left to right) 26%, 19%, 20% and 23%.
The Additional Member System has failed very badly at its job, from either perspective. “Pro-indy” parties have 73 seats (57%) rather than the 52 seats that their 40.8% vote share should have earned, while Unionist parties have 56 seats (or 43%) when they should have 69 for their 56% of the vote.
(The other 4% of the vote was scattered among 24 other parties or independents, with 1.8% going to identifiably pro-independence candidates, increasing the total “pro-indy” vote to 42.6%, fully 10 points short of current polling for independence itself.)
It is, therefore, a little bit of a stretch – to put it mildly – to present the refusal of the UK government to grant a second independence referendum on the basis of the results as an outrage against “democracy”. Indeed, if any outrage against democracy has taken place, it happened last Thursday.
sarah on Faces In Sand: “SSRG conference is now talking about the media problem. The youtube is very clear and the talk knowledgeable. Are Wingers…” Oct 18, 12:34
Nicky T Naquetti on Faces In Sand: “Well, the pedophile SNP finally have what they always wanted – a legal mechanism whereby they can turn kids into…” Oct 18, 12:21
Spartan 117 on Faces In Sand: “I’d rather see you deported just for being an ignorant, bigoted, hate-spewing fud. That’s assuming you don’t drink yourself into…” Oct 18, 12:17
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Meh. Well, Confused, this particular “Rosbif” was watching with not inconsiderable schadenfreude those pesky “schoolchildren” in France burning the place…” Oct 18, 12:07
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Prick.” Oct 18, 12:03
Bilbo on Faces In Sand: “Part of Britian’s soft power throughout the world is tolerance, playing fair and playing by the rules. That newly elected…” Oct 18, 11:57
Confused on Faces In Sand: “Good ideas are often simple, though difficult. https://archive.ph/XCt7C FARAGE in the telegraph : deport them all immediately … I like…” Oct 18, 11:52
Bilbo on Faces In Sand: “Apologies if the previous comment gets repeated posted. I had got a Back-end error when posting a few times so…” Oct 18, 11:52
Confused on Faces In Sand: “France I thought there on last nites 10pm news I was going to enjoy the live spectacle of a bbc…” Oct 18, 11:51
Bilbo on Faces In Sand: “I believe that the Scottish government stopped all advertising on X/Twitter a few years ago. If correct, that action hasn’t…” Oct 18, 11:51
Confused on Faces In Sand: “it’s england that brought Scotland down, ya fuckin tit” Oct 18, 11:48
James on Faces In Sand: “That didn’t take long eh? One day in and the usual suspects are posting shite trying to convince ony gullible…” Oct 18, 11:48
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “It’s all doom and gloom here. I’m gonna repeat what I’ve said before. All over the democratic world, and in…” Oct 18, 11:03
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Possibly you’re right, Hatey. As a child of the much hated (in Scotland) Thatcher, we working class kids were taught…” Oct 18, 10:57
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “50 years then, unless he does something daft like stating men are men and women are women. How long before…” Oct 18, 10:45
J Robertson on Faces In Sand: “Totally agree Willie but remember they commenced the Sturgeon era with a Westminster group insisting on voting as a block…” Oct 18, 10:39
Bilbo on Faces In Sand: “I believe Q got this his visa extended for the lifetime of him serving as a MSP.” Oct 18, 10:19
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “It’s not the “system” though, is it, CC? Democracy can’t and won’t outlast the majority conviction that you can just…” Oct 18, 09:57
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “All the severed body parts are put into a big hat. Then the attendees draw lots to see who gets…” Oct 18, 09:22
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Is it “just” the SNP though? The Greens have (rightly) also been cited, but what about the moronic Lib Dumbs…” Oct 18, 09:17
Minceheid on Faces In Sand: “You’re not wrong, Red. Not wrong at all. Mind you, the idea of a Green Party orgy has put me…” Oct 18, 08:36
Aidan on The fight about to come: “I see stinking fat shit is back posting again.” Oct 18, 08:11
Willie on Faces In Sand: “Here are two photographs from journalist Cris Mullin’s X account. One shows an apparently bursting full SNP Conference. The other…” Oct 18, 06:47
Willie on Faces In Sand: “Absolutely incredible that the SNP are going to ban all government and government agencies from using the media platform Twitter…” Oct 18, 06:35
Angus on Faces In Sand: ““16th century Scots would have driven them all into the sea by now.” Scots had real spines in those days.” Oct 18, 02:24
Cynicus on Faces In Sand: “Quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat. Or- to mark the end of the Mòd, in the tongue of those called…” Oct 18, 01:47
Lothianlad on Faces In Sand: “Just did something i rarely do an looked at whingy scot goes pop mealy mouth. Interesting he says nothing about…” Oct 17, 22:47
Lothianlad on Faces In Sand: “Proof if any were needed that the SNP is utterly owned by the british security sevices. They allow no prospect…” Oct 17, 22:37
Anthem on Faces In Sand: “Q Manivannan, did he ever get a visa extension? The illegality of that seems to have gone quiet.” Oct 17, 22:37
Andrew scott on Faces In Sand: “THIS IS BEYOND AWAFUL DOOMED AH TELL YE DOOMED” Oct 17, 22:14