The multi-statement meltdown that has been the unravelling of Nicola Sturgeon this week has been quite something to behold. Last night, for example, we swear our Twitter feed presented these two tweets one after the other.
James Che on Narrowing the options: “Scotland is still a Country and not a region and all the people in Scotland have PRIVATE RIGHTS over their…” Jul 4, 11:18
James Che on Narrowing the options: “Willie, 7:11 am. Police Breaking in to Scottish homes and preventing Scots from moving around in Scotland during Covid, Article…” Jul 4, 11:13
Dick Wall on Narrowing the options: “That’s what all the smart money said when the rev first started this. I’m betting on WoS.” Jul 4, 10:57
Alf Baird on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Do you really believe you can lie your way to Indy?” Another typical colonialist response, Hatey, the same doubtless said…” Jul 4, 10:48
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “The only fact members of the public need to know is that the SNP, and by extension ScotGov, are organisations…” Jul 4, 10:34
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I have no doubt that outside of your filthy window there is nothing to see beyond piled up rubbish and…” Jul 4, 10:24
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I suppose, Wally Winky Walrus, you could always have got yourself a job. I know plenty of Scots who made…” Jul 4, 10:24
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Oh Alf! Wash your mouth out with soap. It’s so fucking easy to go online and verify that Scotland doesn’t…” Jul 4, 10:16
Robert on Narrowing the options: “There is substantial public interest in a trial. Members of the public need to know whether other organisations in the…” Jul 4, 10:11
James on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““He didn’t answer”….” Do you twats always go around in twos? That’s right, Adrian. Scotland is really wealthy in the…” Jul 4, 10:10
Captain Caveman on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Imagine Fatso thinking he’s convinced anyone that he actually wrote that copious bilge. 😀 Also: PARAGRAPH BREAKS, idiot. Ever heard…” Jul 4, 09:11
Bilbo on Narrowing the options: “Archived link to the article showing Sturgeon living the high life in London. https://archive.is/VgdgF A poster in a previous article…” Jul 4, 09:02
Effijy on Narrowing the options: “I’m sure the Flat Earth Society are guiding these people through this corrupt embarrassment Perhaps signing for the Neds by…” Jul 4, 08:34
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The reality of course is that Scotland is a wealthy country, GDP per capita is higher in Edinburgh than Oslo…” Jul 4, 07:39
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Well done in the copying and pasting a huge body of text from somewhere else with or without any paragraph…” Jul 4, 07:30
Willie on Narrowing the options: “And just to add to the earlier comment about how rotten and corrupt Police Scotland and COPFS are and how…” Jul 4, 07:11
Willie on Narrowing the options: “That is a very good point that I have never, or at least ever been aware of any comment on…” Jul 4, 06:44
Angus on Narrowing the options: “Cynicus says: 3 July, 2026 at 5:10 pm “Whatever the demerits of COPFS, none of us, surely, would wish to…” Jul 4, 02:46
Angus on Narrowing the options: “Meanwhile, Sturgeon, poor estranged wife of the jailed embezzler Murrell, enjoying life in London: https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15947289/Nicola-Sturgeon-tipple-london-husband-SNP-embezzlement.html” Jul 4, 02:37
David Ferguson on Narrowing the options: “I’d be pretty confident in securing a conviction for fraud on the basis that no ring-fenced account was ever created,…” Jul 3, 23:54
BLMac on Narrowing the options: “Maybe we’ll see the Augean Stables cleaned before the next election.” Jul 3, 23:05
Skip_NC on Narrowing the options: “Sturgeon had no clue what she was parroting when she said that. It’s a minor point but I am curious…” Jul 3, 22:34
McDuff on Narrowing the options: “Your tenacity in this matter is a credit to you rev and I am reminded of a recurring line in…” Jul 3, 21:37
BH on Narrowing the options: “Looks like mate in 1. Neat zugzwang. Well played. Will they really play knockboardover?” Jul 3, 21:03
Iain Ross on Narrowing the options: “If, as Sturgeon says, the accounts are prepared on “a cash flow basis”, why do the notes to accounts show…” Jul 3, 20:58
Alf Baird on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Cheap leccy!” In my analysis I found that most of the world’s oil rich nations also have the lowest energy…” Jul 3, 20:47
Stephen Cowley on Narrowing the options: “Nicola Sturgeon stated on camera that the SNP accounts were prepared “on a cash flow basis”. Presumably this means that…” Jul 3, 20:31
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “You can’t know that for sure, Mark, until you’ve worked your way through the OnlyFans directory. I hear Snooty Cow…” Jul 3, 20:28
Mark Beggan on Narrowing the options: “Did you see my clever use of words there? That snooty cow will never show her Blips. So we will…” Jul 3, 20:05