The number of parties who got MSPs elected at the last election is… five. (Though in fairness there are now six, Reform having a single MSP after Graham Simpson defected from the Tories. The Lib Dems are even outnumbered by independents, of whom there are seven.)
So Cathy Newman of Channel 4 News got herself a scoop last night.
And to be honest, readers, we were a bit confused. “Gender critical views” are not only lawful things to hold and express, they’re one of a small subset of opinions that are explicitly protected as such in law. And why would a man very occasionally airing some lawful and protected views on social media be a news story? You might as well run “BREAKING: Premiership footballer discovered to enjoy cheese-and-ham toasties”.
Which is handy, because today is also the day of the Gorton and Denton by-election in Manchester (fun fact: a seat we’d very likely have lived in ourselves if not for Osama bin Laden, but that’s another story), and that throws up some interesting parallels.
There is a not particularly funny joke that is sometimes told in legal circles about why a law student failed to finish his coursework – because he had no conviction. With rare exceptions lawyers aren’t renowned for their sense of humour but I can’t help thinking someone, at the highest levels of our justice system, is having a right laugh at my expense and those who have loyally supported me over the past six years.
I’m talking about the Lord Advocate, Dorothy Bain KC – a sitting member of the Scottish Government’s cabinet who was nominated by Nicola Sturgeon to that post in 2021, five months after I was acquitted.
For those unfamiliar with my case, I offer this brief summary. In March 2020 I made a short video on my mobile phone that was two minutes and thirty eight seconds in length. I hadn’t planned to make the video when I went out for a walk in a field near my home. But I was annoyed and wanted to articulate that annoyance, although at the time I recorded it I wasn’t intending for it to go much further.
Later that night, just before turning in, I uploaded it to my YouTube channel on a closed, unlisted link and then posted that link to my Twitter account that, at the time, had a modest 1000 or so followers. I then forgot about it.
Little did I know that short mobile phone video would result in me facing initially a criminal trial, then a five year legal battle in the highest civil court in Scotland and now, most likely, an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.
So on the one hand there’s obviously very little point paying attention to the SNP’s regional list candidates for May’s Holyrood election, because as this website has comprehensively demonstrated over recent months, the chances of the SNP having any list MSPs elected are remote.
However, nothing is impossible, so let’s take a look at the B team, which also serves as a guide to the party’s upcoming talent taking its first steps towards the gravy bus.
As the six-year fight for justice for Alex Salmond continues, we thought you might like to see this clip from this morning’s Mike Graham Show, interviewing Paul McManus, the businessman and drummer in Glasgow rock band Gun who’s stepped up to fund the Salmond family’s case against the Scottish Government despite disagreeing with much of what Alex stood for politically.
The Sunday National’s front page today elicited a sigh of “So what?” from most.
We’ve already GOT a “pro-indy” majority at Holyrood and have done for the last 10 years, for all it’s been worth. But to be fair there was a paragraph in the article that at least raised a quizzical eyebrow.
Southernbystander on Search And Replace: “Excuses, excuses, never-ending excuses. You’ll get nowhere like this you know.” Jul 6, 12:44
crazycat on Search And Replace: “@Lorncal Two particular Greens (one no longer a member of the party) have publicly said they donated to the 2017…” Jul 6, 12:25
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “Please confirm you’re not registered with and never have been registered with the GMC.” Jul 6, 12:10
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “How many up front did Fanon recommend, Alf? Haha, I’m having a laugh. Still though, surely there must be something…” Jul 6, 12:04
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “I’ve heard of the Maya, the Aztec and the Inca civilisations, Marie. Have you? The ruins of their great cities,…” Jul 6, 11:59
Alf Baird on Search And Replace: ““Fabulous win” Aye, Norway were excellent against Brasil, unlike the confused and uncertain Scots; the contrast between a confident independent…” Jul 6, 11:20
Kevin Cargill on Search And Replace: “I really can’t see any way forward towards Independence now until or unless Nicola Sturgeon is charged, tried, convicted and…” Jul 6, 11:13
Southernbystander on Search And Replace: “Ignorance is always the norm with committed racists, made all the worse by a clear intelligence, but one that has…” Jul 6, 11:10
Willie on Search And Replace: “How much public m9ney was secretly used to support anti independence dark arts organisations to undermine the independence campaign. And…” Jul 6, 10:19
Marie on Search And Replace: “Yeah right. That’ll be why over 90 per cent of all indigenous Native American people alive today live South of…” Jul 6, 10:17
Oneliner on Search And Replace: “Sure, we can vote them out. Removal of London’s Civil Service, with all the attendant subversive paraphernalia, is not so…” Jul 6, 09:51
Lorncal on Search And Replace: “HMcH: I tend to agree. I have not read or heard anything that would indicate deliberate and prior intent to…” Jul 6, 09:30
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “According to Cesaire (I think – somebody will correct me if needed), the moon IS made of green cheese.” Jul 6, 09:28
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “Wow, TURABDIN. You’ve reached the age of “maturity” without ever learning that the Irish, Germans, Italians and Scots also reached…” Jul 6, 09:26
Lorncal on Search And Replace: “james: then tell us which law pertains to ‘ring-fenced’ party donations being used elsewhere?” Jul 6, 09:19
Lorncal on Search And Replace: “AdamH: so, Greens donated to another party for a referendum? Why? Why would anyone do that? If a referendum were…” Jul 6, 09:16
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: ““With this level of nonsense I hardly go online any more apart from a few sites like this one” That’s…” Jul 6, 08:57
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “So we Scots can’t conclude the SNP are corrupt incompetents and vote them out while we are still in the…” Jul 6, 08:54
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “A couple of thoughts about AI. We all see free AI-generated results when we use the internet, yet we are…” Jul 6, 08:48
TURABDIN on Search And Replace: “i think the ENGLISH & AMERICANS are just «lucky» history, events have been notably kind to them how do they…” Jul 6, 08:47
sarah on Search And Replace: “George, we will never improve our system UNTIL we leave the Union. From there it is a clean slate whereas…” Jul 6, 08:38
Spartan 117 on Search And Replace: “We think alike, Dan. Truth bombs in every paragraph, especially regarding AI.” Jul 6, 08:28
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “Surely anybody holding serious, cast-iron doubts about the system and anything presented in court has a moral duty to attend…” Jul 6, 08:20
DaveL on Search And Replace: “You’ve answered your question in the last sentence of your post. Having no confidence in the system you cannot be…” Jul 6, 07:58
Hatey McHateface on Search And Replace: “Actually, Lorncal, I regard the fact that I appear to have more bank accounts than the SNP as sufficient evidence…” Jul 6, 07:48
Slim Jim on Search And Replace: “Maybe they just don’t want to investigate this crime and are determined not to because then it all gets a…” Jul 6, 07:45
Captain Caveman on Search And Replace: “Get in! 🙂 Reaching the QF was the “minimum acceptable” for me, so anything else is a bonus. Harland looking…” Jul 6, 07:04
agentx on Search And Replace: “What a game! Fabulous win 🙂” Jul 6, 04:13
james on Search And Replace: “Lorncal-Should those monies then be placed into an interest-bearing principal or can it be used for other purposes? Should the…” Jul 6, 03:43