And it’ll be accompanied, we haven’t even the slightest shred of doubt, by a veritable procession of outraged columnists demanding that Alistair Darling must take personal responsibility for the actions of these people.
As so insightfully predicted by Lallands Peat Worrier yesterday, the media has raced to proclaim victory for Alistair Darling in tonight’s STV debate. For our money, the only winners were the people who watched something else.
The debate was a mess – not quite as shambolic as Nicola Sturgeon and Johann Lamont’s effort on the same channel a few months back, but none of the lessons from that trainwreck were learned. Darling was angry and personal from the start, while Salmond was off-form and the strategy he adopted for dealing with the only subject Darling wanted to talk about – currency – was absolutely dreadful.
We warned back in February that Yes couldn’t just keep flatly saying “There will be a currency union” for seven months, even if it’s true, and the studio audience was deeply and audibly unimpressed with Salmond’s evasion of Darling’s repeated question, even if the tactic got old and tired when the No man was still using it an hour later.
But we’re not going to get into too much spin, because our view is partisan. The main evidence used for the hasty declarations of a “triumph” for Darling was a snap poll conducted immediately afterwards by ICM for the Guardian. But on even a cursory examination, the poll actually found the opposite of what the media said it did.
We encourage readers to keep an eye out for the soon-to-be-released work of the Scottish Research Society. You won’t have heard of them before – they’re only three months old, with just 48 “likes” on Facebook – but they’ve already amassed some serious funds and have registered as campaigners for No in the referendum debate.
The society’s website notes that it “was formed on May 6th, under the Act of 1854, permitting Scientific and Literary Societies to be set up to inform and educate the public on social, economic and scientific matters.”
It goes on to add that “the material contained in the Society’s works, is used to provide accurate and informed commentary on aspects of the issues relevant to the question of Scottish independence. The Society is not a campaign group, but an organisation seeking to inform and provide balance.”
An alert reader was listening to the Today programme on Radio 4 this morning when they heard something unexpected that made them sit up and take notice. It came as part of a segment on Northern Irish people living in Scotland, 45 minutes into the show, and was stated in passing as an unremarkable statistic by BBC reporter Andy Martin.
We’ve isolated it for you – click the image above to listen to the short 13-second clip. (The full six-minute piece can be found here for when it expires on iPlayer.)
Here’s an extraordinary display from Labour’s Jim Murphy, still standing on an Irn Bru crate and drawing crowds of up to a dozen people (several of whom sometimes aren’t even Labour staffers) in 100 locations across Scotland. This one’s apparently Ayr.
Not only does the former Secretary of State for Scotland spend most of his time bellowing furiously despite already being the only person with a microphone, but the demented rant he embarks on when asked a question by a lady in the crowd about Gordon Brown’s disgraceful lies over organ transplants will have readers used to Mr Murphy’s normal TV persona blinking and rubbing their eyes.
Most striking, though, is his complete refusal to meet the woman’s eye at the end of his extended “SNP BAD!” outburst, in which he’d completely ignored her simple and reasonable question. Several times at the end you can see him consciously turn away from her so as not to catch her gaze, presumably out of shame.
Vote No and trust him with Scotland’s future, readers.
The above is a deceptively simple question and one to which the answer, of course, is as varied as the people you might ask it of as we approach September’s vote.
The debate so far would suggest that at one end of the scale, we’re a nation of poor wee souls, much safer shackled to a United Kingdom that gifts us stability and security in the face of choppy global waters and saves us from the hassle of making crucial political decisions for ourselves. At the other end, we’re a proud nation of untold prosperity, a nirvana of wealth and social justice primed to emerge after our divorce from our oppressors in Westminster.
For anyone in between and still grappling with their identity, the Economist helpfully informed us recently that being Scottish means painting a Saltire on your face, wearing a Jimmy hat and shouting at nothing in particular. Glad that’s sorted then.
The truth is that very few of us will see ourselves in these broad-brushed caricatures of Scottish identity. I certainly don’t. In fact, the more I force myself to think about it, the clearer it becomes that I don’t have a bloody clue what it means to be Scottish.
Sven on The Queer Parliament: “Oh, they’re real enough, Mark. I just doubt that they are behind everything they get the blame for.” May 20, 15:52
MaryB on The Queer Parliament: “Perhaps the Stonewall funding shortfall has encouraged more trans activists to go into politics, so that they can keep up…” May 20, 15:49
Mark Beggan on The Queer Parliament: “That’s where the real battle will be fought. All those skeletons and missing children.” May 20, 15:43
Ian McCubbin on The Queer Parliament: “Well done both votes SNP and the let’s vote green cause they are for Indy sheeples. You have given us…” May 20, 15:42
Captain Caveman on The Queer Parliament: “This is nearing the logical conclusion of a heady combination of left wingers believing their own publicity and supposed moral…” May 20, 15:37
Alf Baird on The Queer Parliament: “Stonewall’s future now “depends on whether the public can fill the void left by fleeing sponsors”. So might we expect…” May 20, 15:34
Mark Beggan on The Queer Parliament: “I really don’t know how the Rev does it. Apart from taking me weeks to type that amount. I would…” May 20, 15:31
Mark Beggan on The Queer Parliament: “The seek them here they seek them there. They seek the 77 everywhere. They’re in the cupboard. They’re under the…” May 20, 15:29
Lorncal on The Queer Parliament: “Westminster has far too many problems of its own now, as does America, MaryB. Some would have it that this…” May 20, 15:28
Captain Caveman on The Queer Parliament: ““And it’s not just a Scottish problem. Wait until a UK Reform government meets the woke civil service.” I can’t…” May 20, 15:28
Alf Baird on The Queer Parliament: “If they were my ‘kind of people’ they would have declared independence after the first elected Scottish majority of ‘nationalists’.…” May 20, 15:22
Sven on The Queer Parliament: “And, every time this type of insanity occurs within our devolved administration it just becomes more challenging to persuade any…” May 20, 15:18
Lorncal on The Queer Parliament: “Alf: I like and admire you, but, please, please don’t keep on saying this is all about the uk, because…” May 20, 15:15
AntonDecadent on The Queer Parliament: “If you look it up it only really lists them as funding themselves.” May 20, 15:14
Cuphook on The Queer Parliament: “This action by the civil service in Holyrood should worry everyone. It is an ideologically driven bureaucracy which plays with…” May 20, 15:13
sam on The Queer Parliament: “After…. https://elearncollege.com/business-and-management/stonewall-funding-collapse-the-cash-crisis-explained/” May 20, 15:13
sam on The Queer Parliament: “Before… https://thecritic.co.uk/whos-been-propping-up-stonewall/” May 20, 15:10
Campbell Clansman on The Queer Parliament: “The new Scottish cabinet may not have “achieved anything useful” for Scotland. But they HAVE achieved something useful for themselves–a…” May 20, 15:05
Mark Beggan on The Queer Parliament: “I thought these were your kind of people.” May 20, 15:05
Alf Baird on The Land Of No Laws: “Yes Rev, on proportionality of sanctions, now we also have Southampton penalised by ‘spygate’, which would seem rather less an…” May 20, 14:37
MaryB on The Queer Parliament: “It would be interesting to know who is funding the Scottish Greens. Westminster must love them as disrupters. The SNP…” May 20, 14:36
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Land Of No Laws: ““In football, the clock doesn’t stop when the ball hits the net. This is not the NFL.” Not literally, as…” May 20, 14:17
Alf Baird on The Queer Parliament: “We might add that there is also now a direct line from Stonewall to Swinney’s cabinet, even withoot the Greens…” May 20, 14:15
Campbell Clansman on The Queer Parliament: “Why should anyone be surprised at this? It is a logical consequence of the SNP clinging to office and thus…” May 20, 14:03
J Robertson on The Queer Parliament: “This is who we admire and prioritise over you ,,,In a nutshell this is the message from the Fake Greens.…” May 20, 14:01
MaryB on The Land Of No Laws: “John Swinney has announced his new cabinet. Jenny Gilruth, partner of Kez Dugdale for Dep FM. And same old, same…” May 20, 13:37
lothianlad on The Land Of No Laws: “Stu is right, There is NO ‘old firm’! When a club in only 14 years old, it cannot be considered…” May 20, 12:54
sam on The Land Of No Laws: “Scots words of the day. Fissle. Footer. Like yesterdays words, wheep and wheech, these are words I knew and used…” May 20, 11:58