We’ve just watched a hearing at the Court Of Session with regard to Alex Salmond’s civil claim against the Scottish Government. It was an ostensibly minor one, in which Salmond’s team were requesting a sist (pause) in the case for the fourth time, on the grounds of a number of ongoing police inquiries related to the events around the claim.
For most of the time Wings was the only journalist in a (virtual) room full of lawyers – although a couple of Scottish Daily Mail hacks turned up midway through – and we got to hear a dramatic surprise revelation.
James Hynd is a civil servant who was head of the Scottish Government’s cabinet, parliament and governance division during the inquiry.
But the hearing revealed for the first time that Hynd is currently subject to a criminal investigation by Police Scotland, with the name Operation Broadcroft, on suspicion of the serious crime of “wilfully making false statements on oath” to the inquiry.
And the ramifications of that extend much further than Mr Hynd himself.
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
The Hate Crime Act has rather faded into obscurity after the furore surrounding its introduction, with the police apparently just trying to pretend it doesn’t exist by ignoring thousands and thousands of complaints, and the useless Scottish commentariat duly proclaiming as a result that it was all just a big fuss about nothing.
But as soon as everyone stopped looking at it, there it was.
In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories.
Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action against the billionaire owner of Twitter. He only likes bullying small nurseries, and even then he doesn’t follow through. He didn’t even sue us for calling him racist a few months ago, so there’s zero chance he’s going to square up to the world’s richest man.
Every now and again you’ll go to clean them up and find something that you’ve been meaning to write about in a quiet moment, and this certainly counts as a quiet moment in Scottish politics, so let’s do this one now.
Because the story above is from March, but we don’t think we’ve ever seen anyone anywhere talk about just how weird it is, or what it tells us about the 2024 SNP.
You’d have to be living in a pretty strict prison not to have heard the big story from today’s Olympics in Paris, in which male Algerian cheat Imane Khelefi was put in a boxing ring with young Italian woman Angela Carini and allowed to hit her in the head for 46 seconds until she retired, in tears and in fear for her safety, saying “I had to preserve my life”.
Sound like your kind of fun, men? It’s surprisingly easy!
We’ve been off for a little break in the country, and as far as we can tell we’ve missed absolutely nothing in the moribund world of Scottish politics. We did, however, arrive back just in time for something mildly interesting, or at least revealing.
It’s the latest episode of a new podcast by veteran Scottish political journalist and broadcaster Bernard Ponsonby and jobbing opinion columnist Alex Massie, inventively titled The Ponsonby And Massie Podcast.
The first 35 minutes or so weren’t very noteworthy, other than the curious omission – when predicting the makeup of the next Scottish Government – of the idea of a Labour-SNP coalition, which to this site remains by far the most practical and logical outcome of the 2026 Holyrood election.
Northcode on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I watched Sara Salyers’ speech from Tuesday’s UN Geneva side-event – to which Fearghas provided a link – and here…” Sep 24, 10:58
Minceheid on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey McHateface says: 24 September, 2026 at 9:28 am Best go to SpecSavers MH. Any “quine” quoting Samuel L Jackson…” Sep 24, 10:16
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Oh look everyone “James” is back. Managed to persuade them to turn your internet back on?” Sep 24, 10:15
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I personally know folk who have built their house from bales of straw. They think it’s great. So do I.…” Sep 24, 10:11
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I’m confident Rev Stu can defend himself against my insults. If you get right back to basics, the fundamental fact…” Sep 24, 10:07
TURABDIN on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Countries & peoples may be destroyed through invasion and occupation but the most effective method is to offer those countries…” Sep 24, 10:03
TURABDIN on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Countries & peoples may be destroyed through invasion and occupation but the most effective method is to offer those countries…” Sep 24, 10:03
James on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “LOL.Fireshire Adrian; Comedy gold as always. Keep ’em coming, Curly!” Sep 24, 10:00
James Che on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Yes thesbian does fit NS, however I personally had applied that word to the to the more recent group that…” Sep 24, 09:50
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “You say “if the U.K. Government keeps picking fights with them” – but it is Ru**ia that has repeatedly invaded…” Sep 24, 09:50
James Che on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey, It was with sadness that I noted your lack of empathy towards a homeless veteran living in Bales of…” Sep 24, 09:39
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I guess a thesbian is an obvious hybrid. Probably an apt description for our former National Mammie as she establishes…” Sep 24, 09:35
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Best go to SpecSavers MH. Any “quine” quoting Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction has to be 60 at least.” Sep 24, 09:28
James Che on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey, you start the day by insulting and dismissing Stu’s efforts over the years to present day. Not a good…” Sep 24, 09:24
James Che on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Agentx. Additional ” Scottish income Tax” would apply to every one in Scotland, Its called Scottish income tax for a…” Sep 24, 08:58
James Che on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Suspect NS was always a wannabe actor from start to finish, she certainly played the starring roll and false lead…” Sep 24, 08:45
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “It’s an article of faith, isn’t it, that nothing can ever be as it seems? The interesting question is whether…” Sep 24, 08:43
Minceheid on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey McHateface says: 23 September, 2026 at 8:06 pm Check out the big brain on Minceheid! Ach, that’s what all…” Sep 24, 08:39
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Might be “worth a read” if it explains why the 45 million or so currently being bombed every night will…” Sep 24, 08:33
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “There’s a Ru**ian state tactic known as “maskirovka” (I think I spelled that correctly) which is basically the art of…” Sep 24, 08:18
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “When you say “alternative perspective” what you mean is he is repeating Ru**ian state propaganda lines on behalf of the…” Sep 24, 08:00
Luigi on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “NS appears to be completely captured and owned by the British state. I don’t know what leverage the security services…” Sep 24, 07:52
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “It’s my own belief that warmongering politicians should be locked in a room with their adversaries and left to sort…” Sep 24, 07:39
willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “It is a brutally sad fact of life but one of the Scottish Government is a bloated inefficient administration. The…” Sep 23, 21:26
Ex President Xiden on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I would personally warm to ‘war game’ sending these politicians to the front lines themselves and we could watch the…” Sep 23, 20:56
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The world will buy them from the Covids. It’s worth repeating that the imbalance in trade between the EU and…” Sep 23, 20:22
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Check out the big brain on Minceheid! If I lend you my sock puppets starter set, any chance you could…” Sep 23, 20:06
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““Strengthening international law through greater cooperation between the HRC and the UN GA” Video from Yesterday’s UN Geneva Event (22nd…” Sep 23, 20:03
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “(a very apt analogy). That’s for the readers to decide. Yes that’s a pretty good analogy.” Sep 23, 19:59
Minceheid on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey McHateface says: 23 September, 2026 at 7:12 pm What do you think is going on in Ir@n right now?…” Sep 23, 19:48