The National must have been enormously proud when it successfully fought off all the other newspapers to secure this stunning exclusive today.
We must admit, when we had a good look in the “Pete Wishart Victories” section of our extensive archives we drew a blank. So we were excited to read on and find out.
The party is now primarily a vehicle for processing cash and funnelling it to carefully selected and ideologically vetted activists, mostly from the fundamentalist youth wing, who are given well-paid jobs working for MPs and MSPs or parachuted into council seats in return for their unquestioning loyalty to Nicola Sturgeon.
And at this, it must be admitted, the SNP is still a highly effective operation. Which is fortunate, because without UK government money it would be bankrupt.
Above are the Electoral Commission’s donation figures for the third quarter of 2022. They note that 100% of the SNP’s reportable income for that period came from the UK government’s coffers – a trait shared with Plaid Cymru, the SDLP and the DUP.
Given that three of those four parties are nationalists committed to removing various constituent parts of the UK, one might almost be tempted to commend Westminster’s generosity. But perhaps it knows exactly what it’s doing.
Word reaches us, readers, that Nicola Sturgeon was “furious” when she joined the most recent meeting of the SNP’s Westminster group by Skype. Her rage was driven by the suggestion that the party should trigger a Holyrood election to act as a de facto independence referendum, a policy we’re reliably told is supported by a number of MPs who are too scared of being browbeaten by Sturgeon in front of their colleagues to actually speak out in favour of it.
(We won’t mention their names at this point.)
Our source mentioned to us that they seemed to remember an interview in which the First Minister had revealed a possible reason for her extreme antipathy to the idea – one for the BBC’s extensive and rather good three-part documentary “Yes/No – Inside The Indyref”, which was broadcast in August 2019 and never seen again.
It’s not available on iPlayer or YouTube, but fortunately we happened to still have the show recorded on our Sky+ box, so we went to check, and lo and behold our source’s recollection was correct. Apologies for the slightly wonky quality of this video, as we had to record it off the TV screen.
It’s more than two years now since we published this article, but it’s worth quickly going over it again, because there’s nothing on Earth more tedious than boneheads on social media going “Oh, you slag off the SNP but what’s YOUR plan if you’re so clever?”, who haven’t bothered to read any of the dozen times we’ve already answered that question since 25 months ago.
This is it. This is our plan. Try listening this time, thickos.
Scotland’s whole future, 300 years of struggle to regain control of its own destiny, could hang in the balance, held solely in the hands of one man, and rather than disappoint the grey eminences of the British establishment and risk being frowned upon in their oak-panelled subsidised dining rooms, Pete Wishart would say “No”.
(We don’t know if you get an even bigger pension for being the Speaker than the £50,000 or so a year that Wishart will trouser when he leaves the UK Parliament after 20 years of spectacular non-achievement, but we’d be prepared to hazard a guess.)
There’s a word to describe people like that, which is never used on Wings, but we’re making an exception just this once.
Last week Nicola Sturgeon’s government introduced the Gender Recognition Reform Bill (GRRB) at stage one. Cabinet Secretary Shona Robison’s introductory speech sounded reasonable and fair, but those words do not match the deeds of the SNP leadership and they do not reflect reality.
The behaviour of the SNP leadership towards anyone with even the most benign question about this legislation has been aggressive, dismissive, and openly hostile.
In the 2021 Scottish Parliament election, the Scottish Greens received just 4.7% of all the votes cast. (255,314 of 5,419,544). The SNP got 44% – almost 10 times as many.
So we’re not sure how the Greens – a party that well over 90% of Scots don’t support – suddenly appear to be in charge.
Nor, perhaps more to the point, do we understand why.
Do you remember, readers, how the next UK election was supposed to be a single-issue de facto referendum on independence if the Supreme Court ruled Holyrood didn’t have the power to hold one itself?
Well, it appears that policy has been abruptly and quietly ditched.
Because just a couple of hours ago SNP Westminster leader Ian Blackford told BBC News that “I can assure you” the SNP “will have a growth manifesto” for the whole UK whenever the next election comes around, because in his view the UK economy hasn’t been growing enough for the last few decades and the SNP would have a plan to fix it. Because apparently fixing the UK is the SNP’s purpose now.
Guess we better hope for a good result from the Supreme Court, then.
Because the SNP are now openly, publicly telling you that they’re never going to achieve independence for Scotland, nor even make any meaningful attempt at it.
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: ““disrespecting us” Never! Surely not you, Confused?” Oct 18, 18:10
twathater on Faces In Sand: “Oh no confused now you’ve upset spartan 007, another one who knows what everyone in Scotland wants and thinks, does…” Oct 18, 18:07
Captain Caveman on Still Time To Save Her: ““Human dross” Is that right, Chief 😀 Dick.” Oct 18, 17:32
GM on Still Time To Save Her: “Shun the trolls Turabdin on here. Human dross do these jobs.” Oct 18, 17:06
WhoRattledYourCage on Faces In Sand: “80s Russ ‘C U Jimmy’ Abbot, scum of the earth: https://whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com/2026/10/flashback-russ-abbot-scum-of-earth.html” Oct 18, 16:45
sarah on Faces In Sand: “Sorry to see that Stu will not be on the SSRG panel today due to technical issues. This is a…” Oct 18, 15:25
factchecker on Faces In Sand: “Well done, Confused. A perfect example of Hatey’s last sentence.” Oct 18, 14:02
sarah on Faces In Sand: “Alf Baird spoke and provided the data on the wreck that is currently Scotland’s economic and social state compared with…” Oct 18, 13:49
J Robertson on Faces In Sand: “I hear what you say but Candidate selection in all political parties is obviously gerrymandered to the profile they want.…” Oct 18, 13:40
sarah on Faces In Sand: “SSRG conference is now talking about the media problem. The youtube is very clear and the talk knowledgeable. Are Wingers…” Oct 18, 12:34
Nicky T Naquetti on Faces In Sand: “Well, the pedophile SNP finally have what they always wanted – a legal mechanism whereby they can turn kids into…” Oct 18, 12:21
Spartan 117 on Faces In Sand: “I’d rather see you deported just for being an ignorant, bigoted, hate-spewing fud. That’s assuming you don’t drink yourself into…” Oct 18, 12:17
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Meh. Well, Confused, this particular “Rosbif” was watching with not inconsiderable schadenfreude those pesky “schoolchildren” in France burning the place…” Oct 18, 12:07
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Prick.” Oct 18, 12:03
Bilbo on Faces In Sand: “Part of Britian’s soft power throughout the world is tolerance, playing fair and playing by the rules. That newly elected…” Oct 18, 11:57
Confused on Faces In Sand: “Good ideas are often simple, though difficult. https://archive.ph/XCt7C FARAGE in the telegraph : deport them all immediately … I like…” Oct 18, 11:52
Bilbo on Faces In Sand: “Apologies if the previous comment gets repeated posted. I had got a Back-end error when posting a few times so…” Oct 18, 11:52
Confused on Faces In Sand: “France I thought there on last nites 10pm news I was going to enjoy the live spectacle of a bbc…” Oct 18, 11:51
Bilbo on Faces In Sand: “I believe that the Scottish government stopped all advertising on X/Twitter a few years ago. If correct, that action hasn’t…” Oct 18, 11:51
Confused on Faces In Sand: “it’s england that brought Scotland down, ya fuckin tit” Oct 18, 11:48
James on Faces In Sand: “That didn’t take long eh? One day in and the usual suspects are posting shite trying to convince ony gullible…” Oct 18, 11:48
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “It’s all doom and gloom here. I’m gonna repeat what I’ve said before. All over the democratic world, and in…” Oct 18, 11:03
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Possibly you’re right, Hatey. As a child of the much hated (in Scotland) Thatcher, we working class kids were taught…” Oct 18, 10:57
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “50 years then, unless he does something daft like stating men are men and women are women. How long before…” Oct 18, 10:45
J Robertson on Faces In Sand: “Totally agree Willie but remember they commenced the Sturgeon era with a Westminster group insisting on voting as a block…” Oct 18, 10:39
Bilbo on Faces In Sand: “I believe Q got this his visa extended for the lifetime of him serving as a MSP.” Oct 18, 10:19
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “It’s not the “system” though, is it, CC? Democracy can’t and won’t outlast the majority conviction that you can just…” Oct 18, 09:57
Hatey McHateface on Faces In Sand: “All the severed body parts are put into a big hat. Then the attendees draw lots to see who gets…” Oct 18, 09:22
Captain Caveman on Faces In Sand: “Is it “just” the SNP though? The Greens have (rightly) also been cited, but what about the moronic Lib Dumbs…” Oct 18, 09:17
Minceheid on Faces In Sand: “You’re not wrong, Red. Not wrong at all. Mind you, the idea of a Green Party orgy has put me…” Oct 18, 08:36