Which in itself raises some extremely serious questions about the judgement of the First Minister who extended Evans’ contract by two years in January 2020, long after she’d known about the series of disastrous and costly blunders Evans had made in the Salmond investigation.
Writing about the Hate Crime Bill in the Herald today, Kevin McKenna summarises in a sentence a point this website has been making for many months.
Because the real question about the SNP’s sudden demented obsession with focusing the public’s attention on its most unpopular policies right before supposedly the most important election in its history isn’t “Why?”
Last week we warned you to beware of poll questions containing the formulation “Does [X] make you more or less likely to vote in a certain way?”, and this evening Survation have provided us with an example of why.
According to those numbers, the conflict between Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon has caused a staggering 47% of Scots to change their likelihood of voting Yes in an independence referendum. And the bulk of those – 37% – say it’s made them MUCH more or MUCH less likely to vote Yes.
Those numbers break by more than 2 to 1 (23% to 11%) in favour of “much less likely”, which is a margin of change (12 points) bigger than almost any Yes majority that’s ever been recorded in a poll.
In other words, if the poll is to be believed, Nicola Sturgeon’s attempt to neutralise Alex Salmond as a threat to her personal political power has almost definitely turned a Yes vote into a No vote as people have started paying attention to it.
We’re assuming, naturally, that the First Minister will be duly suspended from the SNP while these shocking allegations are fully investigated, just like Gareth Wardell, Denise Findlay, Neale Hanvey, Mark McDonald, Michelle Thomson, Neil Hay, etc etc etc were.
We’re not, of course. And nor should she be, because “shared a platform with” is the ugly ginger stepchild of fake-outrage cancel culture – lower on the smear scale even than “liked a tweet by” or “linked an article by someone who completely separately had an unfashionable opinion on a completely different subject several years ago”. It’s absolute guff punted only by scumbags.
Nevertheless, the uncomfortable fact is that those are precisely the crimes for which other people WERE suspended and/or ostracised from the party, and we can’t help wishing the SNP’s flagrant hypocrisy about it was just a little bit less obvious and less arrogantly blatant, so that it wasn’t quite so painfully offensive to any decent person, and so that we weren’t having to fight quite so hard to keep believing in independence when we see the grim state of the Scotland that’s taking shape before our eyes.
The SNP has of course denied them, but they also denied our recent leak from the party’s draft manifesto and we know for sure that that was real. The trouble with lying all the time is that nobody believes you even if you occasionally tell the the truth.
Of course, there would be an easy way to prove the numbers were a fake – release the real ones, which is in any case the most fundamental element of transparency in a democratic election. And whatever they are could hardly be any more embarrassing than the rumours, which have candidates topping the list (and likely to get seats) on a shocking 2.4% of the vote.
It brings us genuinely no pleasure at all to report that events in Scottish politics are panning out exactly the way we’ve been telling you they would for nearly two years.
There’s a strange new affliction affecting the SNP: fear of figures.
Now, we should say that we don’t believe for even a second that the SNP has actually had 10,000 new members in the last two days. It’s ridiculous to the point of insulting. But purely for the sake of argument, let’s imagine it was true.
Finally, after an astonishing four and a half days of “counting”, the SNP have released their candidate rankings for the regional list in this year’s Holyrood election. We’ll give you the results first, and then something much more interesting.
Like an old man getting up for the fourth time in the middle of the night, the Scottish Government has squeezed out another little dribble of its legal advice in respect of the conduct of its shambolic investigation into false allegations against Alex Salmond.
And to push that gross analogy to its outermost limit, it must have found releasing one of the documents in particular as painful as passing a rather large kidney stone.
What puzzles many about the Alex Salmond situation is motive. It’s incredibly difficult for some Yes supporters to imagine any motive that could justify the awfulness of what Alex Salmond has been put through by his successor, and so they reject the whole idea of any sinister goings-on out of hand.
However, it’s far easier to understand what went on when you look at the personality of Nicola Sturgeon and her historical pattern of behaviour.
Because the core fact is that Sturgeon simply cannot bear to lose. She’s very single-minded, and doesn’t really adapt or regroup in the face of adversity. When events and new information make problems for her ideas and plans, she just keeps going – often creating more problems as she tries to force the plan back on track.
Sturgeon’s main priority – in common with most politicians – is to stay in power and to boost her own image and profile. We can look at some hot topics and her behaviour around them, and gain clear insights into what happened to Alex Salmond and why.
Kate L on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I remember well the coming up of Nicola and the emergence of the SNP as the ruling party well over…” May 27, 11:48
James Jones on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Rev. Spooner says: “the SNP mouthpiece was at pains to make the point that “no public money was stolen”. Now…” May 27, 11:40
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “2020 was a bit of a kerchinger, by the looks!” May 27, 11:16
Chas on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Absolute mince……..as usual. Very easy to pick random figures out of thin air. It’s all you have. But no quotes…” May 27, 11:16
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Surprised no one noticed the 6-wheel campervan. I think my missus would’ve raised an eyebrow at that point 😀” May 27, 11:10
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““I fancy a nice set of Salt n Pepper grinders.” Salt n Pepper…? I just had the most ghastly fleeting…” May 27, 11:05
Alf Baird on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““NOT estranged when the thefts were carried out” Likewise, Scotland and England are not exactly ‘estranged’, the former held tighter…” May 27, 10:28
Socrates MacSporran on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It is a clear demonstration of how thick Starmer and the Labour Government are, that they are not rushing to…” May 27, 10:04
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““Murrell, who is Nicola Sturgeon’s estranged husband, pled guilty to embezzling £400,310.65 from the SNP over a 12-year period.” ——————————————————-…” May 27, 09:47
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Murrell’s escalating thefts 2010: £537 2011: £706 2012: £1083 2013: £1,518 2014: £3,425 2015: £5,520 2016: £46,284 2017: £43,724 2018:…” May 27, 09:40
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “@sarah: glad you both enjoyed it. My friend remembered his dad singing it to him at bath-time when he was…” May 27, 09:30
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “£85,000 a year is about £56,000 after tax (but before pension contributions, and fixed costs like housing). So the £400k…” May 27, 09:28
DavidT on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I am not making excuses for her, but it’s reasonable to assume that if he had an annual income of…” May 27, 09:01
Willie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Definition of stupidity the promotion of two votes SNP it is not young Lochinvar. Rather it is the definition of…” May 27, 08:34
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “BBC is reporting that Murrell bought “a bottle of Loctite super glue (£3.50)”. I wonder, as a bit of a…” May 27, 08:33
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Here you go YL. This is what is really going on in the world: https://unherd.com/2025/10/military-drones-will-upend-the-world/?ref=refinnar The people controlling the supply…” May 27, 08:06
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Drop a few hints and she might get a copy of Sturgeon’s Collected Speeches for you.” May 27, 07:15
James on The Final Robbery: “I salute wings, always a top notch read and putting the rest to shame. Well done sir!” May 27, 06:58
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Anyone else just sitting idly assessing this whole mess, and the whole mother of all messes down in London, and…” May 27, 04:19
gm on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/26/sturgeon-husband-murrell-crimes-jewellery/” May 27, 02:26
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Click on the pictures above. Also Telegraph, Sun, Reptile, even the BBC (who backed her to the hilt whilst hounding…” May 27, 02:23
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “GM Link please? Ye know, that’s 2/3rds of the party leaders/ seniors during the independence debates have either been described…” May 27, 02:03
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Frank According to reports on the BBC ££where££ then a fair old percentage of purchases were from what you would…” May 27, 01:46
A2 on Woman buys thing with own money: “Who’d a thunk I’d remember about this post after all this time? (Is that first line an edit?)” May 27, 00:29
Mark Beggan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “When is the Police auction? I fancy a nice set of Salt n Pepper grinders. Maybe get a designer bag…” May 27, 00:16
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It appears that Nicola Sturgeon is finally being called out by the MSM. ‘Sturgeon claims never to have seen..yet we…” May 26, 23:59
Skip_NC on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Not as such, I don’t think. He didn’t steal pound notes. He took it in kind. There was the sale…” May 26, 23:20
Skip_NC on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The amount of Short Money is not unknown. It may be hidden in the SNP financial statements but it is…” May 26, 23:11
sarah on Off-topic: “You’re a lucky man, TC, with your wildlife – especially the goldcrest. I’ve only seen one once in all my…” May 26, 23:03