Word reaches us, readers, that Nicola Sturgeon was “furious” when she joined the most recent meeting of the SNP’s Westminster group by Skype. Her rage was driven by the suggestion that the party should trigger a Holyrood election to act as a de facto independence referendum, a policy we’re reliably told is supported by a number of MPs who are too scared of being browbeaten by Sturgeon in front of their colleagues to actually speak out in favour of it.
(We won’t mention their names at this point.)
Our source mentioned to us that they seemed to remember an interview in which the First Minister had revealed a possible reason for her extreme antipathy to the idea – one for the BBC’s extensive and rather good three-part documentary “Yes/No – Inside The Indyref”, which was broadcast in August 2019 and never seen again.
It’s not available on iPlayer or YouTube, but fortunately we happened to still have the show recorded on our Sky+ box, so we went to check, and lo and behold our source’s recollection was correct. Apologies for the slightly wonky quality of this video, as we had to record it off the TV screen.
It’s more than two years now since we published this article, but it’s worth quickly going over it again, because there’s nothing on Earth more tedious than boneheads on social media going “Oh, you slag off the SNP but what’s YOUR plan if you’re so clever?”, who haven’t bothered to read any of the dozen times we’ve already answered that question since 25 months ago.
This is it. This is our plan. Try listening this time, thickos.
Scotland’s whole future, 300 years of struggle to regain control of its own destiny, could hang in the balance, held solely in the hands of one man, and rather than disappoint the grey eminences of the British establishment and risk being frowned upon in their oak-panelled subsidised dining rooms, Pete Wishart would say “No”.
(We don’t know if you get an even bigger pension for being the Speaker than the £50,000 or so a year that Wishart will trouser when he leaves the UK Parliament after 20 years of spectacular non-achievement, but we’d be prepared to hazard a guess.)
There’s a word to describe people like that, which is never used on Wings, but we’re making an exception just this once.
Last week Nicola Sturgeon’s government introduced the Gender Recognition Reform Bill (GRRB) at stage one. Cabinet Secretary Shona Robison’s introductory speech sounded reasonable and fair, but those words do not match the deeds of the SNP leadership and they do not reflect reality.
The behaviour of the SNP leadership towards anyone with even the most benign question about this legislation has been aggressive, dismissive, and openly hostile.
In the 2021 Scottish Parliament election, the Scottish Greens received just 4.7% of all the votes cast. (255,314 of 5,419,544). The SNP got 44% – almost 10 times as many.
So we’re not sure how the Greens – a party that well over 90% of Scots don’t support – suddenly appear to be in charge.
Nor, perhaps more to the point, do we understand why.
Do you remember, readers, how the next UK election was supposed to be a single-issue de facto referendum on independence if the Supreme Court ruled Holyrood didn’t have the power to hold one itself?
Well, it appears that policy has been abruptly and quietly ditched.
Because just a couple of hours ago SNP Westminster leader Ian Blackford told BBC News that “I can assure you” the SNP “will have a growth manifesto” for the whole UK whenever the next election comes around, because in his view the UK economy hasn’t been growing enough for the last few decades and the SNP would have a plan to fix it. Because apparently fixing the UK is the SNP’s purpose now.
Guess we better hope for a good result from the Supreme Court, then.
Because the SNP are now openly, publicly telling you that they’re never going to achieve independence for Scotland, nor even make any meaningful attempt at it.
Which even in the hopelessly politically-debased world of the modern Scottish judiciary might be one of the most extraordinary miscarriages of justice in the nation’s history.
As you can see, she’s part of the hyperwoke “Aberdeen Independence Movement” faction which recently took it upon itself to issue a “code of conduct” for independence campaigners, demanding that everyone in the Yes movement should debate things:
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Corrupt nation. “Every nation gets the government it deserves” (Joseph de Maistre)”” Aug 17, 22:44
Joan Savage on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Adroitly put, Alf. Nail hit soundly on head, to the discomfiture of colonists and their apologists.” Aug 17, 22:37
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I note, Alf, that even you are happy to make a difference between “theory” and “proven theory” when it suits…” Aug 17, 22:36
GM on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Nae conscience. Why be honest when your interests are better served by lying?” Aug 17, 22:32
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “As Thatcher was ousted in 1990, ten years before the start of the century ALANM writes about, she must have…” Aug 17, 22:17
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “For once I have to be with you Alf, the Glen Sannox does seem to be overkill for the 13-mile…” Aug 17, 21:52
Alf Baird on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Yes Hatey, Arran is even more beautiful now that an efficient catamaran ferry serves the community, and I was pleased…” Aug 17, 21:30
Angus on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I trust that there are still means left to hold the rotten to the core Crown Office and its utterly…” Aug 17, 21:27
Young Lochinvar on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “AX @ 8.48 Paid by the hour lackeys for hire? Morals guaranteed left at the door..” Aug 17, 21:18
agentx on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““What is the Victims’ Right to Review? If you are the victim in a case reported to us, you have…” Aug 17, 20:53
agentx on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “It’s lucky they eventually found a firm in the dreaded England to do their accounts.” Aug 17, 20:48
Ex President Biden on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Translation: We understand what you are saying and we did in fact report the circumstances you allude to, to the…” Aug 17, 20:36
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Sorry Frank. Curacao had the world’s largest oil refinery at one time, processing exports from the enormous reserves pumped by…” Aug 17, 20:34
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “It is, but also pretty wet at the moment! When I jumped on the plane in London the other day…” Aug 17, 20:30
Frank Gillougley on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Mentioning bananas and republics. At this juncture it is worth pointing out just for a bit of perspective, that both…” Aug 17, 20:18
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Arran is beautiful now the heather is coming into bloom.” Aug 17, 20:17
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Thinko’s who work their what? I assume they work whatever it is off, but please confirm.” Aug 17, 20:13
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Yes – they resigned for what are very clear and understandable reasons. But equally the accounts were signed off in…” Aug 17, 20:11
Northcode on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““…the auditors would not sign off the accounts.” The headline at the time was, “Firm which audits SNP finances has…” Aug 17, 20:05
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““Where do you go once discovered that there is no official crown office in Scotland due to the treaty of…” Aug 17, 20:02
Northcode on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: ““…the auditors would not sign off the accounts.” But the SNP’s auditors of ten years wouldn’t sign off on the…” Aug 17, 20:00
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “In other words, why take any responsibility for anything, ever, in any situation, when you can misapply texts on 1950’s…” Aug 17, 19:56
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Even if every single word you post is gospel, Northy, (and it’s not), there’s still £600,000 and more, plus a…” Aug 17, 19:44
Insider on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Fergus, Have you discussed this with Alf Baird yet? I’m pretty sure Dooyeward and Memmi disagree on this matter……….” Aug 17, 19:35
Aidan on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “I’m sorry Northcode, that’s bollocks, and I hope you don’t find yourself in a position of responsibility in any organisation…” Aug 17, 19:29
David Wardrope on The Giant: “As I read this again now, it strikes home how his presence is sorely and utterly missed. And how the…” Aug 17, 19:28
Elmac on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “The Police bemoan lack of public support and assistance. This nonsense encapsulates exactly why they are not trusted by the…” Aug 17, 19:08