Mainstream and social media alike are now well into their second day of an absolutely epic meltdown at the news that Alex Salmond is to broadcast a chat show on RT, the Russian equivalent of the BBC.
It really is almost impossible to overstate the magnitude of the shrieking fit the decision has produced. Addled old Lords with criminal convictions for violently and drunkenly assaulting Her Majesty’s police have with an audacious lack of self-awareness decried the immorality of one of HM’s advisors going on TV to talk about stuff, and one Lib Dem MSP has even gone so far as to raise a Holyrood motion demanding that the state interferes with the lawful employment choices of a private citizen.
We imagine that RT will be beside itself with joy at the avalanche of publicity the UK press and political sphere is giving it. We’d be amazed if the hysterical brouhaha didn’t double or treble the audience figures that Salmond could otherwise have expected.
Investigative site The Ferret this afternoon published a report into the Scottish Futures Trust, the SNP’s replacement for Labour’s cripplingly costly PFI projects.
The report was undertaken by Jim and Margaret Cuthbert, a pair of economists well regarded in nationalist circles, and makes some interesting if vague comments about downsides that MIGHT, in theory, exist in the SFT now or in the future.
The headline claims are all full of highly-qualified language (“may not deliver value for money”; “profits may be unduly high”; “could restrict growth”; “potentially has adverse implications”; “impossible to tell whether“), and it’s a long way down the page until you get to anything approaching a hard fact, or indeed the revelation that the report seems to have been paid for by Scottish Labour.
We stuck this short clip up on YouTube yesterday as a throwaway while watching the Labour conference in slack-jawed astonishment (a visitor from an alien planet would have concluded it was the gathering of a party that had just won a landslide victory, not lost its third general election in a row), but on reflection it deserves a proper post.
If you know anything at all about the story of how female Glasgow City Council employees have fought for equal pay, you’ll probably be as outraged as we are at Baxter’s bulletproof brass neck. But the video actually demonstrates what appears to be Scottish Labour’s master strategy for winning back Scotland.
(Alert readers may have noticed that I had to adopt a wee bit of subterfuge to get on by saying – truthfully – that I was from Bathgate, because BBC Scotland don’t tend to take my calls when I say where I am.)
As you’ll hear, Rennie had no answer to the question (even when put to him again by Adams), trying to deflect the issue onto SNP BAD instead.
His position was that the British people should have the right to another vote in case they’ve changed their mind about Brexit, even though there’s been no material change of circumstances, but that the Scottish people SHOULDN’T have the right to another vote on independence even though there HAS been a huge material change.
We weren’t going to dignify the utterly absurd media stushie over a tweet by Glasgow MSP John Mason yesterday with any coverage because it was too cretinous to even bear thinking about, but this from today’s Daily Record was just too good.
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “I’ve been arguing with an Artificial Intelligence. Ultimately, I said, “You say Scotland was both a partner in it [the…” May 8, 12:07
TURABDIN on Pick Your Poison: “SHORT CHANGE….what Scotland has had since 1603,,,,the date a king of Scots became king of England….all the rest is anglosaxon…” May 8, 12:00
Tenruh on Pick Your Poison: “Angus Robertson may have lost his seat but is on the list also, what chance has he of getting in…” May 8, 11:58
John. H. on Pick Your Poison: “The whole system needs to be changed. Scottish born people only should be allowed to vote in Scottish elections.it’s the…” May 8, 11:53
Alf Baird on Pick Your Poison: “Chances are later today there will be another what Peter Bell terms ‘nomimally’ pro-independence majority comprising SNP and Greens, plus…” May 8, 11:52
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “English students should be banned from voting in Scotland. Period. They get two votes I believe. One here & another…” May 8, 11:32
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Us Scots (Picts actually) are the most friendliest, most egalitarian, most sharing and caring fowk in the whole of this…” May 8, 11:23
Socrates MacSporran on Pick Your Poison: “Watching the BBC Shortbread election programme. Strange to see Bernard Ponsonby on BBC. He already has the line of the…” May 8, 11:17
Young Lochinvar on Pick Your Poison: “AI Dun and Fat Slag Wilma Flintstone “Love is in the air every sighting every sound”.. The dirty weekend you…” May 8, 11:14
Dan on Pick Your Poison: “Aye TH, there is undoubtably a feeling of “a them and us vibe” with many of the big name “Indy”…” May 8, 11:13
Colin Alexander on Pick Your Poison: “Asylum seekers couldn’t vote but those with refugee status who have Leave to Remain were allowed to vote.” May 8, 11:04
Big Jock on Pick Your Poison: “Is it any worse than English students voting in Scottish elections and in our referendum! I would trust an asylum…” May 8, 11:02
agentx on Pick Your Poison: “Refugees can now vote in Scotland if they have Leave to Remain and register to vote. Asylum Seekers are not…” May 8, 10:49
Captain Caveman on Pick Your Poison: “Well, time will tell later today/tomorrow, but I fear you’ve likely “Picted” the wrong horse again, Northy. 😀” May 8, 10:38
John H. on Pick Your Poison: “I’ve been hearing rumours, and I really hope they’re not true, that asylum seekers were allowed to vote yesterday. If…” May 8, 10:36
David Miller on Pick Your Poison: “Yes the old politician spouting the same tired old well I havebeen knocking on the doors and getting our message…” May 8, 10:03
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Hooray! England’s “Scottish piss-take-parliament” election is over, thank Christ. We only have the *untrustworthy count to go and a day…” May 8, 09:41
100%Yes on Pick Your Poison: “We all know the SNP will not get a majority. I was just wondering how much of the SNP membership…” May 8, 09:40
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “Cause it’s harder to rig if a sample has already been announced. The didn’t have one for indyref either. The…” May 8, 08:57
Aidan on Pick Your Poison: “Well you know CC, sometimes it’s nice to be proven right. It’s like someone who’s about to follow their satnav…” May 8, 08:50
Mark on Pick Your Poison: “Why no exit polling in scotland?” May 8, 08:29
100%Yes on Pick Your Poison: “SNP well short of majority but to remain largest party by far, says leading pollster. If this is true and…” May 8, 07:48
Captain Caveman on Pick Your Poison: “@Hatey Good morning 🙂 Looks like Reform are smashing it; people are persuaded en masse across the political spectrum by…” May 8, 07:20
Captain Caveman on Pick Your Poison: “Ooft. That’s gotta hurt… Whilst no one but the most gullible will be surprised at this outcome, I admire your…” May 8, 07:16
Aidan on Pick Your Poison: “Oh dear James, how embarrassing for you and Alf and the others, I didn’t realise another approach had been rejected…” May 8, 06:11
twathater on Pick Your Poison: “Alf / Dan, I got roasted by grousebeater for suggesting that Kenny MacAskill had ignored and rejected the hand of…” May 8, 02:41
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “It’s not nonsense & Marie is correct. Every vote cast for this colonial outpost is a vote to maintain &…” May 8, 01:30
Mark Beggan on Pick Your Poison: “If the SNP are skint where did they get the money to pay for so many leaflets?” May 8, 01:03
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “Shiteface, So you admit Scotland only has a say in Westminster if it votes Unionist. Thanks for confirmation that we…” May 8, 00:21